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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 15, 2010 7:54:04 GMT -8
Damn, all those points so far had me rolling. They were coming up so often, I needed some Fire Emblem sound effects (you know, the +1 sound for a level up) to help keep track of them.
And I second Marik and Bakura. You were on a roll with Kaiba, why not? ...But, maybe throwing in Joey or Tristan later on would help. XD
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Post by Lady Phoenix on Dec 15, 2010 13:46:53 GMT -8
So I'm gonna go ahead and snark the next few chapters with different characters just to test the waters. You guys decide which ones are better
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Post by Lady Phoenix on Dec 18, 2010 20:41:10 GMT -8
(New Chapter snark, and introductions to a new character.) : Ugggggh . . . my head! Good morning Bakura Bakura: Huh? *realizes he’s bound to a chair* Blood hell?! What the fuck am I doing here? You’re my prisoner! What?! Forget it. Zorc! He’s not available today, he’s still contracted with Disney, remember? Oh . . . bugger! . . . What do you want? You’re snarking a chapter of bad, Twilight fan fiction with me today. And if I don’t . . . ? I force you to read bad Yu-gi-oh fan fiction. . . . *sighs* Fine. I’ll send you to the Shadow Realm later. Fabulous! Chapter 9 - What happends because of bertrail What the hell is with this awful spelling?! I don’t even know what it’s supposed to mean! It’s SUPPOSED to mean “What Happens Because of Betrayal”, but Erin is goddamn idiot. So I should expect this to be written by a preschooler. You guessed it! Oh bugger! (Stupid +1) Does she always use caps? Yup. And the she’s definitely said much worse to us than we ever did to her. Like what? Well, she is homophobe who wrote the most god awful fan fiction known to man that it a retcon to homosexuality, she has put us in her story at least thrice and has us killed off, she constantly insults the Jews, she practically wipes the Bible on her ass and then vomits on it, and other shit. . . . And I thought that Rebecca brat was awful. Yup. Erin is a Grade-A cunt. And what does she have against Hooked on Phonics? I thought that shit taught little brats how to read and spell. Seriously, she must be having a hissyfit after it told her that her spelling is worse than a 1st grader’s. She was referring to me . . . Oh . . . that looks NOTHING like your name! (Stupid +5, Bitch +10, RF +3, Ego +5, AW +10) Um . . . why would Jenny be sad over some fictional character dying in a story that will have no effect on his character in the books and movies? Trust me, Bakura, they are very fucked up. They think they’re fan fiction is real and they use it to shit out their wet dreams and then masturbate to them. Oh -- ! GOD! (Stupid +1, Schizo +1) Hey ERIIIIIIIIIN . . . Let’s look at this quote again in FULL context, shall we? Um, Phoenix, I’m not Christian so . . . care to explain what your little quote means? *looks it up* It means it’s alright to be angry because anger itself is NOT a sin. But you can’t go rampant or else you WILL be sinning. So in other words, control your temper? Yeah. *looks back at the Author’s Note* Funny, Erin doesn’t seem to follow this at all, does she? Nope. Perhaps she should first before copying and pasting random lines from the Bible. Yep. (Stupid +1, Bitch +1, RF +1) Oh great, now we have Costume Porn, too?! Can this get any worse?! *looks at Bakura* You go on TV Tropes too? . . . *sighs* My roommate, Marik, follows that site religiously. . . . *grinning evilly* What? Oh nothing! . . . coughcoughHoYaycoughcough (AW +1, Slut +1)
So you insult a guy after he wastes precious hours and possibly bigger jobs carrying YOUR skanky ass to your fucktoy’s house? BITCH! Funny, I thought your overly flower, overly descriptive, overly POINTLESS costume porn was a much longer description than this shit. More bitch points for cursing over trivial things. By the way, why is there a taxi driver in the middle of nowhere? And how exactly does he know how to reach the Cullens when they’re SO secretive? (Stupid +1, Bitch +2, PH +1)
“Uhhhhh, hey Erin! You . . . kinda caught us at a bad time. We were . . . um . . . having our weekly BDSM. It’s kinda a family tradition.” *laughing* Epic!
Well now she’s cursing at the right time. Should I give her an AW count in this case? In not quite sure. Go ahead. Alright. AW points for needless CAPS. (AW +1)
NOW do you see why you should have made ABSOLUTELY sure that the job was done, Eddy? After this happened TWICE . . . What’s the old saying? Ah yes! “If you want the job done, you have to do it yourself”, goddamn bloke. (Stupid +1)
. . . . . . Can you NOT think with your twat, Erin? (Stupid +1, Slut +1)
Wait a minute! Hm? What’s that rule thing in your Bible called? Those 10 special rules? The one they won numerous awards and titled one of the best films ever conceived? Oh! The 10 Commandments? Yeah . . . what about them? Wasn’t there a rule about not committing Murder? Yeah, it’s Rule #6 in almost all Bibles. “Thou shalt not kill -- !” Ohhhhhhh! Thank you, Bakura. *turns to Erin* For supposedly “Christian” vampires, why are they planning to murder one of their family members when it says, in plain sight of the Bible, that murder is a sin? Hmmm . . . Not so Christian now, are they? (Stupid +1)
Oh NOW you talk about forgiveness. Yeah, we still don’t think you’re Christian. (RF +1)
Funny how you called me a bitch the first time I criticized you and never thought of giving me a second chance to explain why you’re story is so fucked up and insulting . . . (RF +1)
. . . . . . We’ve really got nothing. Oh wait!
(Stupid +10)
Um . . . yeeeeah, the 10 Commandments say NO ONE is allowed to kill, PERIOD. Which means Emmet could not kill James and you shouldn’t kill Emmet. So in short, Edward is breaking to 10 Commandment, even though he’s supposed to be Christian? Yup. *Facepalm* (Stupid +10)
So you’re going to just leave this guy to die, even though murder is COMPLETELY against your religion and he is your best friend’s boyfriend? Wow, what a bitch. And long “OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Doesn’t make it dramatic when you make them super long. Use like 3 or 5 and you get your point across. (Bitch +10, AW +1)
“For the first she was . . . “ What? *shrugs* Sometimes, even I don’t know. (Stupid +2)
So you’re in love with a fictional character, and despite the fact he murdered numerous people in cold blood, you’d still date him? . . . And they say I have problems. Erin, no matter HOW many times you claim Joan is not you, we’ve already established she’s yourself insert, and you even switched the names up in a few chapters already. Lying is a sin, ya know? Why are you apologizing to this Jenny person? Why the hell should she care that you killed off some cardboard cutout in a fictional story? Seriously? Why? It’s not like he’s her actual boyfriend. It’s not like he’s actually dating her. Why the bloody hell should he care about some wanker that doesn’t exist?! Seriously! (Stupid +1, Schizo +1)
Well . . . that was fun. *unties him* Free to go. Good. Now kindly say hello to the Shadow Realm for me -- ! WAIT! What?! Snarking this fan fic is probably 100x worse than whatever your Dhadow Realm has to offer . . . BESIDES, I can make you a deal. . . . What kind of deal? I find the guy that help me set you up for this, and force HIM to snark this story. Hm . . . I’ll also pay you $10. DEAL! Stay tuned guys for my next victim, and keep Bakura on your mind if you want him to snark with me again. BYE!
CHAPTER COUNT: Stupid = 35 Bitch = 23 Religious Freak = 6 Egotistical = 5 Attention Whore = 13 Slut = 2 Schizo = 2 Plot Hole = 1
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
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Post by Anya the Purple on Dec 19, 2010 9:08:03 GMT -8
Oh God, what a failure Erin is. She's saying, "OMG EDWARD IS SO MEAN FOR KILLING EMMET" but wasn't it HER who killed Emmet?
Hm, Bakura seems to be a good snarker. Very witty.
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Post by Alkonost Storm on Dec 24, 2010 22:18:34 GMT -8
Okay you probably don't know Mass Effect, Phoenix but if you do, could you have a Hanar snark the fic with you (and Bakura if he joins you again)? masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Hanar
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Post by Lady Phoenix on Dec 25, 2010 18:07:50 GMT -8
Okay you probably don't know Mass Effect, Phoenix but if you do, could you have a Hanar snark the fic with you (and Bakura if he joins you again)? masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/HanarSorry but no. I only do material that I'm fairly knowledgable in and Mass Effect is not one of them
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Post by Echo Five Seven on Dec 26, 2010 0:19:48 GMT -8
Hanar are too polite to partake in snarking, anyway. Best I could see coming from one is a one-liner somewhere.
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Post by G-Viral on Dec 26, 2010 3:05:19 GMT -8
Is Marik going to show up next?! Oh PLEASE let Marik be next. I love picturing these snarking exchanges.
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Jan 1, 2011 19:19:21 GMT -8
We should have Dean and Sam Winchester do a snarking... with Castiel. ::Nods sagely.::
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Post by Lady Phoenix on Jan 1, 2011 21:02:09 GMT -8
We should have Dean and Sam Winchester do a snarking... with Castiel. ::Nods sagely.:: Sadly I don't watch the show they're from (Supernatural, right?)
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Post by Lady Phoenix on Jan 17, 2011 16:21:12 GMT -8
(New snark this time, including a new character, ENJOY!) : Uggggggh. Where am I? Hello Marik. Marik: Bakura?! Where are we? What is this place? Why am I tied up? Well, you see -- ! Oh god, is this where you’re going to have your way with me and post it all over the internet for all the fangirls to see?! Uh . . . excuse me? Marik -- ! Well, let’s get this over with! The faster we get this done, the better. Go on, binky boi, go ahead and -- ! LISTEN TO ME, DUMBASS!!! Ow! What the EFF?! Who the hell is she? Marik, I know you teamed up with her to make me read this godawful piece of fan shit. Uhhhhh . . . No I don’t. What are you talking about? Marik, she told me how you spiked my tea and then assist her in dragging me to her bedroom and tied me down. *holding up a strand of hair* You even left some of your hair in the room. Yeeeeah, adult males lose about 80 strands of hair a day so of course some would fall in my room. But we had a deal! Welllllllll . . . he was going to send me to the Shadow Realm, so I kinda had a betray you and stuff . . . No hard feelings! *muttering* Besides, my fans wanted to you to be my partner . . . So now . . . YOU get to suffer the same fate I have – You get to snark Chapter 10 of “Brewdeningly Love” NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Well, seeing he’s all tied up and I have exacted my vengeance, I think I’ll be going. That’s good. I’ll catch you later. Whatever. *leaves*CHAPRER 10 – Braking Harts.^^^ Oh what the EFF is this BEEP? What the EFF is this bitch trying to say? It’s suppose to be “Breaking Hearts” Ohhhhhhh! So there’s gonna be a break up scene? I wish . . . Oh . . . Hey! How come I still can’t say EFF or BEEP? Yu-gi-oh Abridged Politics: You must always have the censor bleep on because it’s so goddamn funny and unique to your character along with your Transparent Closet tendencies. Oh . . . hey! I’m not gay! Moving on! Stupid points for a misspelled and pointless title! [/color] (Stupid +2) [/size] Jeez, what’s her deal? She has this huge grudge against us snarkers of TwilightSucks because we tore her story some new assholes, especially me because I basically pointed out her character was a Mary Sue BITCH with stalker tendencies. *scanning up and down* Well you’re certainly not old at all. And I do have a life, since I am living. I go to college, hang out with friends, play children’s card games and video games about samurai, and watch anime. I also read Stephen King and Richelle Mead books. So, you’re basically a big nerd? Damn proud of it. Don’t you find it totally annoying when those sue writers take well-known and loved names and mess them around by giving them nicknames? Yeah. Basically it says “fuck you” to fandom. However, I’m glad she changed it to ward because now he will no longer be associated to Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist – who is AWESOME. But then again, it makes me hate her even more because now she’s basically implying the name Edward isn’t sexy at all. Whichever case, I’m gonna go ahead and say “Fuck You, you fail Erin” because Ward sounds just as bland and stupid, even with his name shortened. Hey! How come you get to curse?! Because this is MY snark. (Stupid +3, Bitch +5, AW +1) Hey, I took a google check and I can’t actually FIND this quote exactly. She really fucked the excerpt up BIG TIME. This is the REAL quote in all it’s entirety:
God! How can you EFF up the Bible THIS badly?! I mean, a simple google search will instantly tell you how to use the right quote. Oh, I get it, Erin loves Edward SOOOO MUCH that she doesn’t want to called Edward “wicked” because he’s her sex slave. So, instead of hurting his nonexistent feelings (because he’s FICTIONAL), she twisted up the Bible AGAIN to make Edward seem not so evil when he took a dump on one of the 10 Commandments. This Twilight fanacticism is insane! I don’t I have EVER seen fangirls be this ridiculously creepy as to twist the words of a religious artifact to cover their nonexistent, pale asses. Apparently you have never met the Sephiroth fangirls. (Stupid +1, Bitch +1, RF +1, Schizo +1) And you did NOTHING to stop your boy toy from doing it. Told you these guys can’t be Christian. (Stupid +1) Wait what? WHAT?! What do you mean he coped out when you needed someone?! He’s RIGHT THERE! He just said that he’ll be within earshot if you needed moral support?! What kinda of wangtsy, emo bullBEEP is this?! Agreed. Once again, this is her TELLING us that supposedly Mr. Smith is suppose to be this douchy drunk of a father, but instead shows he’s actually a pretty sweet guy. I’d would friggin’ KILL for a dad like him! I mean, my dad basically had a pet snake that he would love to sic on me as a child and then whip Rishid’s ass for killing the little EFFer. The only person who is not even attempting to actually connect with the family is ERIN/JOAN. No, Joan, YOU are the heartless bitch that cops out whenever your dad needs someone. YOU are the bitch that treats her family member like garbage. “Honor thy father”, remember? YOU FAIL!!! (Stupid +1, Bitch +1) Once again, I have proven a LONG time ago that “Christian Vampires” are impossible – since they are natural born killers. Erin, you fail as a writer. Christian Vampires? Really? What kind of silly bullcrap is this? I mean, why would vampires wanna be Christians anyway, doesn’t Christianity make hurt them? These vampires are a bunch of sissies! Especially Edward Cullen, one of the biggest sissies of all times! (AW +1) See? YOU’RE the one isolating yourself from everyone, Erin, so don’t pull the “my father doesn’t understand me” bullBEEP in front of us! Hey, how come you keep calling her both Joan and Erin? Well, her character was supposed to be named “Joan”, but because she’s a mary sue and Erin has already switched the names up already, I usually just call her Erin. Oh. Talk about having a split personality. (Stupid +1, Bitch +1, AW +1) And this scene was . . . Entirely Pointless? You win! Now come up and claim your prize of NOTHING! What kind of game show is this?! I demand my money back! Marik, I was making a joke. Oh . . . well . . . you FACE is a joke! *shakes head* Didn’t work. Oh. (Stupid +1, Bitch +1) Pfft. That Robert Pattinson douchbag has got nothing on these abs. *stroking his chest* *rolls eyes* Anyways, Erin, stop thinking with your vagina when Edward is clearly a no good son of a bitch with no remorse. (Slut +1) Both: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! You stupid bitch! He took a huge dump on your religion and YOU TAKE THIS JACKASS BACK?! The EFF is wrong with you, you stupid slut?! Once again, Edward can do no wrong, because he is Erin’s fantasy dream boy. WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT!!! THIS WHOLE ENTIRE CHAPTER WAS POINTLESS!!! (Stupid +1, Slut +1) That’s it? Not kill another person and then you’re all huggy lovey? Ohhhh . . . What the hell?! (Stupid +1) “Were they any witnesses?” “No, I twisted their necks and then sucked down their spinal fluids.” “You’re such a cutie!” What the hell? Just because this prick is going to church, means that he is completely forgiven for committing fratricide?! What the EFF kind of lesson is that?! That you can do horrific things if you just go to church?! No, Erin, just because you go to church and pray DOES NOT immediately clean you out of your horrific sins. YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE THEM UP!!! Like, you have to work in a suit kitchen or help Africans with AIDS. Edward is still a murderer and is still an abomination to Christianity, NO BUTS! (Stupid +1) Wait, if that Erin slut is busy making out with her EFF slave, then how can she notice this creepy stalker peeking through her window? Because this is her failed attempt at a cliff hanger. (Stupid +1, PH +1) JEEZ! This girl is such a friggin BITCH! Like, SERIOUSLY! This girl is absolutely HORRIBLE! What would her parents think? Young lady, you go show this to your parents right now and then ask for a spanking, because you’re seriously a brat. Couldn’t have said it better myself. Erin, you are a grade-A cunt with NOTHING to make you likable or forgivable. Telling multiple people, including their innocent families to burn in hell is COMPLETELY against the teachings of Christ and you should be ashamed. In fact, between the 2 of us, YOU are more likely to burn in hell for half of the shit you’ve done. Please kindly follow your own damn advice and shove that head of yours back up your ass so I never have to see your putrid face. (Bitch +10, RF +1, AW +1)
So how was your first snark? That was the most horrible experience I ever had to go through! Even worse than when my father forced me to watch Beverly Hills Chihuahua -- ! *grabbing himself* Oh come on! It can’t be THAT bad. I don’t feel so good. . . It’s nothing, probably. I’ll go get you something for your stomach. *leaves* Ugh . . . AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *there’s a bright flash of light and now he has spiky hair and a demonic smile* *Gazing at the screen and speaks with a more demonic voice* What’s this? Some bad fan fiction? *grinning evilly* This will be good . . .CHAPTER COUNT: Stupid = 14 Bitch = 19 Religious Freak = 2 Egotistical = 0 Attention Whore = 4 Slut = 2 Schizo = 1 Plot Hole = 1 TO BE CONTINUED!!!
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Post by Anya the Purple on Jan 17, 2011 16:56:17 GMT -8
haha, nice. And your cliffhanger pwns Erin's. I just wish I knew who the crap you were talking about XD
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Post by Lady Phoenix on Jan 17, 2011 17:02:19 GMT -8
haha, nice. And your cliffhanger pwns Erin's. I just wish I knew who the crap you were talking about XD I will say this then, it's another YGO character.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Jan 17, 2011 17:23:41 GMT -8
I got that; I've just never seen YGO.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2011 16:51:50 GMT -8
Since someone already suggested Hiei, I want to suggest Kurama or Kuwabara after you're done with your new character (not spoiling it, don't worry.)
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Post by Chibithulhu on Jan 19, 2011 17:44:14 GMT -8
May I suggest Edward Elric from FullMetal Alchemist for the wait list? He'd be fun to snark with, if only because when he hears "Ward"'s full name, he can slash this horrible fic to ribbons.
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Post by Lady Phoenix on Jan 19, 2011 19:47:05 GMT -8
I have to make a an announcement. I will NOT snark with Hiei.
Someone is already snarking with him (I can't remember who, but I still encourage you all to read her snarks, whoever she be)
I will not do Kurama, because of personal preferences and I can't do Kurama. I MAY consider Kuwabara, but he's another woobie I really love from the show -- but time will tell for him
But first I gotta go through mystery boy here
And that may take some time since chapter 11 is so goddamn PAINFUL and classes have started up now for me
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Post by NintendoGal55 on Jan 28, 2011 13:40:17 GMT -8
Hello, Melvin. XD Phoenix, your snarking is so entertaining. And I love how you've been bringing in Yu-Gi-Oh! characters, especially adding in their Abridged series counterparts! That's the best ever. No...it's super special awesome! Man, this story is SHITTY. O.O It makes all my old stories I wrote years ago look like Shakespeare! Jeez. >.< I'm not Christian and I'M offended by her biblical references and practically stomping on it all over the place and yet claiming she's a good Christian. Someone want to refer her to Frollo? She makes him look like a freaking SAINT!
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Post by Lady Phoenix on Jan 28, 2011 15:08:50 GMT -8
I think I use to a bunch of times in the old forums
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Post by fdragon010 on Jan 28, 2011 22:10:45 GMT -8
If you're still taking snarking partner suggestions (and if you've ever seen Naruto. I don't know if you have but you did mention anime at one point) might I suggest Neji? He's rather deadpan and only becomes woobieish once in the series.
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Post by Lady Phoenix on Jan 28, 2011 22:19:04 GMT -8
If you're still taking snarking partner suggestions (and if you've ever seen Naruto. I don't know if you have but you did mention anime at one point) might I suggest Neji? He's rather deadpan and only becomes woobieish once in the series. I haven't watched Naruto in awhile do to lack of interest, and Neiji is rather bland. Sorry
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Post by fdragon010 on Jan 28, 2011 22:48:20 GMT -8
If you're still taking snarking partner suggestions (and if you've ever seen Naruto. I don't know if you have but you did mention anime at one point) might I suggest Neji? He's rather deadpan and only becomes woobieish once in the series. I haven't watched Naruto in awhile do to lack of interest, and Neiji is rather bland. SorryMeh, that's cool. Naruto is hilarious to me, but I am rather easy to amuse. I find Neji funny to torture, but that's just me. You could always stick Marik and Bakura in the room together and make Florance jokes. Or, when you get to that horrible Pokemon thing she wrote you can use Pikachu (though that would be rather mean to the poor little guy)
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Post by Chibithulhu on Jan 29, 2011 12:35:21 GMT -8
Poor, poor Pikachu. I can imagine it going "Let's be friends!" just before Erin and "ward" rip it to shreds. *Sniffle* ALL IT EVER WANTED WAS TO BE LOVED!
Yeah, when I read that, I was going "Pokemon's a series about little kids who go out and make friends with the wildlife. Twilight is a series about some girl who falls in love with a vampiric stalker. Which one is more likely to be "santaism"?
Okay, Pokemon's probably friends with Santa, it does make his job easier provided he goes to retail stores for shopping, but the point still stands, they aren't satanic.
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Post by Alkonost Storm on Jan 29, 2011 16:01:49 GMT -8
Hanar are too polite to partake in snarking, anyway. Best I could see coming from one is a one-liner somewhere. This one thinks otherwise. This one also believes it has not taken Blasto the Hanar Spectre into account. *shot*
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Post by fdragon010 on Jan 29, 2011 16:55:56 GMT -8
Poor, poor Pikachu. I can imagine it going "Let's be friends!" just before Erin and "ward" rip it to shreds. *Sniffle* ALL IT EVER WANTED WAS TO BE LOVED!
Yeah, when I read that, I was going "Pokemon's a series about little kids who go out and make friends with the wildlife. Twilight is a series about some girl who falls in love with a vampiric stalker. Which one is more likely to be "santaism"?
Okay, Pokemon's probably friends with Santa, it does make his job easier provided he goes to retail stores for shopping, but the point still stands, they aren't satanic. To be fair Pikachu could probably Thundershock the entire cast of Twiblight to oblivion, to say nothing of the even flater characters that this person has turned the Twiblight cast into.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2011 17:27:38 GMT -8
oh god this fic
The only thing worse than it is her artwork. Sweet jesus.
btw - Awesome snarking.
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Post by Chibithulhu on Jan 29, 2011 19:53:36 GMT -8
Poor, poor Pikachu. I can imagine it going "Let's be friends!" just before Erin and "ward" rip it to shreds. *Sniffle* ALL IT EVER WANTED WAS TO BE LOVED!
Yeah, when I read that, I was going "Pokemon's a series about little kids who go out and make friends with the wildlife. Twilight is a series about some girl who falls in love with a vampiric stalker. Which one is more likely to be "santaism"?
Okay, Pokemon's probably friends with Santa, it does make his job easier provided he goes to retail stores for shopping, but the point still stands, they aren't satanic. To be fair Pikachu could probably Thundershock the entire cast of Twiblight to oblivion, to say nothing of the even flater characters that this person has turned the Twiblight cast into. True. But they deserve it.
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Post by slightlysane on Jan 29, 2011 20:07:53 GMT -8
oh god this fic The only thing worse than it is her artwork. Sweet jesus. btw - Awesome snarking. Oh god the artwork! Cannot unsee!
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Post by Anya the Purple on Jan 30, 2011 9:05:47 GMT -8
oh god this fic The only thing worse than it is her artwork. Sweet jesus. btw - Awesome snarking. Oh god the artwork! Cannot unsee!
Agreed. I'm glad I'm not her friend Becca.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2011 15:54:24 GMT -8
Oh, holy hell, this was terrible! This is worse than the fanfic I wrote in THIRD FUCKING GRADE! How the hell do you do worse than that! Hell, this is probably worse then the creative writing assignment I did in FIRST GRADE! (Then again, I'm apparently a "natural writer", but I myself doubt that, so my point still stands.)
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