Skeksis takes on Erin of the Cullen Clan
Apr 28, 2011 8:53:06 GMT -8
Post by SkeksisGirl on Apr 28, 2011 8:53:06 GMT -8
Okay... gonna take on BL at the moment... again. With the help of my friends... and Motivational/Demotivational posters! Wee!
Chapter One: Genesis
Thornir> The character from Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII?
Skeksis> If only... Gackt-sama... ::Purrs.::
Erin: ok hello everyone I want to let you knwo that I'm the BIGGEST Twilight ever!
Skeksis> Ooookay... so you're a human shaped version of the failbook. GOOD FOR YOU!
I've read all the boks and seen da movie -OMFG isn't Cullin HAWT.
Skeksis> ^ Hotter!
So hot.
Skeksis> ^Sexier!
ok now iv writon a storie about wut wold happen id I were bella1
Skeksis> Cause you know... Bella wasn't enough of a self insert!
Because shes a dirte bithc so i want you to see it and tel moi what you think!! So LOTS OF REVOWS PLZ!
Thornir> You're having too much fun with this.
Skeksis> ::Snickers and nods.::
lov you God xoxoxoxo
I hud to put my storie up hear becose the meenies at FF.net deleated it but I am glad the Jew and the Bird are gone and aint flaming me anymore
Skeksis> Racist bitch.
Thornir> Where's my hammer?
Midnight> Where's a Phoenix when you need one?
Nathan> What? ::Stuffing his mouth with popcorn.::
Midnight> You're useless.
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I walked into the room and HE waz siting over by the coner of my english class,
Thornir> HA! He got put into time out!
prefectly sitting by the corner in a desk. I thought he was a god (Erin: not god God because I luv god and thats blamsphemi, so fuc off sinars)
Midnight> And yet she goes and writes Twilight World...
becoz he looked so darmn hot, like that guy who used to be on Smalvile befor he got fat
Skeksis> The man aged ten years! Of course he's going to fill out!
so now I watch supernatural becoz fat man is always in my head now.
Skeksis> Bitch stay away from the Winchesters or I will salt and burn your body while you're still alive!
I giglied when he lookd at mwah and Edwards looked away seeming to snarlingly.
Skeksis> HEY! STOP STEALING MISS PIGGY'S LINE!
Thornir> Yeah... don't fuck with the Muppets, Skeksis will kill you for that.
I flacked my long brown hare hoppping to git his atention.
Skeksis> Stop whipping that shit around, you'll hurt someone with it.
I hav long brown hair that reatches my btomm,
Thornir> That must be a bitch to brush.
Skeksis> And she must spend a fortune in shampoo.
in a smooth long thing with a hairclip and such. I have hotr eyeliner with lots of blue mascara becoz it goes with moi eyes you see becoz they are blu.
Skeksis/Thornir> SLUT MAKEUP!
and i'm wearing a loose wite blows with a cute leather belt and a long black skirt becoz its sexy but not whory and its a sin to be a whor tunles ur Mary Magdalin, but shes daed anyway.
Thornir> So right now she looks like a school marm yet acts like a whore... I know! She's really a stripper!
Nathan> ::Gags.:: Who'd pay for THAT?!
Edward looked back to me and loked away agin.
Skeksis> Smart boy.
It was rood and I farroed my brow confusedly at hymn, but decided but hes sex-ah so Ill let him get away with it (The Lord teeches us to forgave).
Skeksis> Yeah, forgive EVERYONE, not just those that are hot in your eyes. Idiot.
I walked over, with evry eye on the room on me because Im so darmn H-O-T (I've been told this mnay times so I know it is true(
Thornir> Isn't Pride and Lust a sin?
Midnight> She's committed EVERY sin and broken ALL the ten commandments. She's already going to hell, don't worry.
Skeksis> Wait... there actually is a hell?
Thornir> Yeah, I DO play poker with Hades, Jay, Lucifer, and Hercules...
Midnight> And they ALL cheat... even Jay.
Nathan> Jay?
Skeksis> Jesus... he lives in Vegas. Don't ask.
and i sit on his desk and he looks up and has bronze eyes that are sexy in a brewding way
Thornir> Stalker!
(erin: FORSHADOWING!! He is brewdy but if you havnt reed the boks you'd already no that!)
Skeksis> And we wouldn't know this from the badly spelled fic title now wouldn't we.
Thornir> ANVIL! DUCK!
He looks up to me and I look dwn to him loking up to me. He then speaks, in a quiet brewding voice. "Who are you?" he aks and why are you on my desk?
Skeksis> Cause she's a crazy religious stalker who's totally in lust with you!
So i winks at him and tell him he's cute, but then class starts and i sit down and watch him.
Thornir> And the Teacher sends her to detention for NOT paying attention at all!
Nathan> Plus disturbing the class with her orgasms.
He is so hot and I dcide want to be his boyfriend.
Nathan> ::Chokes on his popcorn.:: SHE'S A TRANSVESTITE?!
Thornir> ::Sings.:: I'm just a sweet transvestite, from transexual Transylvania... ha ha!
He looks at me and turns away agin.
Skeksis> Cause he's totally disgusted with you. Get a clue.
!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So yeeeeeeeah thats my storie tell me what you hink with your revieows!
Skeksis> Jared's got the right idea.
so glad to have writing it i'm happi ass now!
Thornir> BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
GOD LOVES YOU ALL! XOXOXOXOXO! :3
Thornir> Amen.
Heh... whatcha guys think? And here's some brain bleach!
Chapter One: Genesis
Thornir> The character from Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII?
Skeksis> If only... Gackt-sama... ::Purrs.::
Erin: ok hello everyone I want to let you knwo that I'm the BIGGEST Twilight ever!
Skeksis> Ooookay... so you're a human shaped version of the failbook. GOOD FOR YOU!
I've read all the boks and seen da movie -OMFG isn't Cullin HAWT.
Skeksis> ^ Hotter!
So hot.
Skeksis> ^Sexier!
ok now iv writon a storie about wut wold happen id I were bella1
Skeksis> Cause you know... Bella wasn't enough of a self insert!
Because shes a dirte bithc so i want you to see it and tel moi what you think!! So LOTS OF REVOWS PLZ!
Thornir> You're having too much fun with this.
Skeksis> ::Snickers and nods.::
lov you God xoxoxoxo
I hud to put my storie up hear becose the meenies at FF.net deleated it but I am glad the Jew and the Bird are gone and aint flaming me anymore
Skeksis> Racist bitch.
Thornir> Where's my hammer?
Midnight> Where's a Phoenix when you need one?
Nathan> What? ::Stuffing his mouth with popcorn.::
Midnight> You're useless.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I walked into the room and HE waz siting over by the coner of my english class,
Thornir> HA! He got put into time out!
prefectly sitting by the corner in a desk. I thought he was a god (Erin: not god God because I luv god and thats blamsphemi, so fuc off sinars)
Midnight> And yet she goes and writes Twilight World...
becoz he looked so darmn hot, like that guy who used to be on Smalvile befor he got fat
Skeksis> The man aged ten years! Of course he's going to fill out!
so now I watch supernatural becoz fat man is always in my head now.
Skeksis> Bitch stay away from the Winchesters or I will salt and burn your body while you're still alive!
I giglied when he lookd at mwah and Edwards looked away seeming to snarlingly.
Skeksis> HEY! STOP STEALING MISS PIGGY'S LINE!
Thornir> Yeah... don't fuck with the Muppets, Skeksis will kill you for that.
I flacked my long brown hare hoppping to git his atention.
Skeksis> Stop whipping that shit around, you'll hurt someone with it.
I hav long brown hair that reatches my btomm,
Thornir> That must be a bitch to brush.
Skeksis> And she must spend a fortune in shampoo.
in a smooth long thing with a hairclip and such. I have hotr eyeliner with lots of blue mascara becoz it goes with moi eyes you see becoz they are blu.
Skeksis/Thornir> SLUT MAKEUP!
and i'm wearing a loose wite blows with a cute leather belt and a long black skirt becoz its sexy but not whory and its a sin to be a whor tunles ur Mary Magdalin, but shes daed anyway.
Thornir> So right now she looks like a school marm yet acts like a whore... I know! She's really a stripper!
Nathan> ::Gags.:: Who'd pay for THAT?!
Edward looked back to me and loked away agin.
Skeksis> Smart boy.
It was rood and I farroed my brow confusedly at hymn, but decided but hes sex-ah so Ill let him get away with it (The Lord teeches us to forgave).
Skeksis> Yeah, forgive EVERYONE, not just those that are hot in your eyes. Idiot.
I walked over, with evry eye on the room on me because Im so darmn H-O-T (I've been told this mnay times so I know it is true(
Thornir> Isn't Pride and Lust a sin?
Midnight> She's committed EVERY sin and broken ALL the ten commandments. She's already going to hell, don't worry.
Skeksis> Wait... there actually is a hell?
Thornir> Yeah, I DO play poker with Hades, Jay, Lucifer, and Hercules...
Midnight> And they ALL cheat... even Jay.
Nathan> Jay?
Skeksis> Jesus... he lives in Vegas. Don't ask.
and i sit on his desk and he looks up and has bronze eyes that are sexy in a brewding way
Thornir> Stalker!
(erin: FORSHADOWING!! He is brewdy but if you havnt reed the boks you'd already no that!)
Skeksis> And we wouldn't know this from the badly spelled fic title now wouldn't we.
Thornir> ANVIL! DUCK!
He looks up to me and I look dwn to him loking up to me. He then speaks, in a quiet brewding voice. "Who are you?" he aks and why are you on my desk?
Skeksis> Cause she's a crazy religious stalker who's totally in lust with you!
So i winks at him and tell him he's cute, but then class starts and i sit down and watch him.
Thornir> And the Teacher sends her to detention for NOT paying attention at all!
Nathan> Plus disturbing the class with her orgasms.
He is so hot and I dcide want to be his boyfriend.
Nathan> ::Chokes on his popcorn.:: SHE'S A TRANSVESTITE?!
Thornir> ::Sings.:: I'm just a sweet transvestite, from transexual Transylvania... ha ha!
He looks at me and turns away agin.
Skeksis> Cause he's totally disgusted with you. Get a clue.
!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So yeeeeeeeah thats my storie tell me what you hink with your revieows!
Skeksis> Jared's got the right idea.
so glad to have writing it i'm happi ass now!
Thornir> BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
GOD LOVES YOU ALL! XOXOXOXOXO! :3
Thornir> Amen.
Heh... whatcha guys think? And here's some brain bleach!