Story Keeper
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There's a wild wind blowin', down the corner of my street[Mo0:1]
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Post by Story Keeper on Sept 2, 2011 19:27:55 GMT -8
An exercise book. Crap.
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Post by DefyingLogic on Sept 2, 2011 19:39:38 GMT -8
I have a fan this time...fuck. yes. those zombies will be cheese on my floor X)
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G-Viral
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Why? Because fuck your horseshit, that's why.[Mo0:8]
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Post by G-Viral on Sept 5, 2011 0:01:35 GMT -8
I have...
A bottle of whiskey.
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HAMMERED TIME!
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Post by KeyOfTheTwilight on Sept 16, 2011 3:27:34 GMT -8
I've got my bed on my left. How the hell can I defend myself with my bed?!
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Post by scieanopsocellatus on Sept 16, 2011 9:16:19 GMT -8
A GIR plushie.
...welp, it's been nice knowing you guys. I'm pretty much dead. xD
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Post by Jean-Thomas Renault on Sept 16, 2011 12:17:26 GMT -8
A pair of scissors...not exactly the best thing to have, but it'll have to work for now.
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shiko
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Turn me to ash and give me back to nature. After all, to the universe we are specks of dust.
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Post by shiko on Sept 16, 2011 15:24:27 GMT -8
My cellphone.
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Post by Darth Sariah on Sept 16, 2011 18:21:47 GMT -8
So how would that protect you in a zombie apocalypse?
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Post by Darth Sariah on Sept 16, 2011 18:23:00 GMT -8
A textbook? So the only way to kill a thing without a brain is with brains?Ok, I'll give it a shot.
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shiko
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Post by shiko on Sept 16, 2011 18:25:48 GMT -8
A cup of tea with lemon in it. Damn.
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Trueblade
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She's in this bus. You might as well switch lanes. She's crazy.[Mo0:10]
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Post by Trueblade on Sept 16, 2011 18:37:45 GMT -8
A bag of walnuts. Or a basketball, since it's right next to my feet. The walnuts could save me from starvation, which is good when everything's being infected by zombies. The basketball? I could knock off some heads with it...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2011 8:44:41 GMT -8
My cup of tea... is utterly useless.
But once the tea is done, I could break the glass and use it as weapon.
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Pripyat Rarity
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Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.[Mo0:10]
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Post by Pripyat Rarity on Sept 21, 2011 12:00:40 GMT -8
A pen and a pair of nail scissors. Stabity stab stab!
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casandraelf
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This sums up my feelings on the Twilight 'Saga'[Mo0:0]
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Post by casandraelf on Jan 20, 2012 23:33:05 GMT -8
how left are we talking? to my immediate left, i have my steel water bottle, and near that is the tower for my computer
...i suppose if i hit them hard enough i could crack a skull with the bottle, but i think i'm screwed
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Post by My Name Is Potato [Frees] on Jan 20, 2012 23:51:36 GMT -8
The first three things to my left are all cups. FUCK.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2012 23:59:36 GMT -8
A 12 pack box of soda... more useful than you might think i guess
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Story Keeper
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There's a wild wind blowin', down the corner of my street[Mo0:1]
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Post by Story Keeper on Feb 3, 2012 3:33:15 GMT -8
A piece of Aboriginal art from Australia.
Huh?
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Post by writer wannabe on Feb 3, 2012 14:40:56 GMT -8
I've got a pile of items to my immediate left. Plush dolls, my 3DS and GameBoy Advanced SP and all accompanying games I own, chopsticks, pencils, my netbook's power cord, and a small plastic cup I used for tea.
I guess I can use the power cord as some sort of flail since it has one of those bulky power boxes attached.
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Post by kizzicrumble on Feb 3, 2012 14:48:42 GMT -8
I have a small bottle of sweet chilli dipping sauce. (Shut up. I'm not messy, I just ate. >_>)
I suppose, I could throw it at a zombie, run, and just hope...? Maybe I could empty it, stuff an old t-shirt in there, grab that vodka and make a really crap molotov?
I think I'd just have to get eaten. Or jump out of the window. xD
I suppose I could throw The Wise Man's Fear at them, it's a pretty bulky book, but surely if I managed to escape I'd need that to keep me sane, and to preserve humanity. I just think I'm absolutely screwed in this situation. Haha.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2012 9:11:53 GMT -8
panties....I'm screwed.
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Brandon Skyblade
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He hid himself while he tried to repair himself. ^_^[Mo0:0]
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Feb 6, 2012 6:43:57 GMT -8
A bagel and orange juice...least I won't go hungry.
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~vola!
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Post by ~vola! on Feb 6, 2012 7:27:55 GMT -8
Now I've got a tissue and a set of keys to my left. Uh...well, fuck. At least I'm in St. Petersburg, the weather will take care of the zombies before they get to me.
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Post by DefyingLogic on Feb 6, 2012 14:46:03 GMT -8
A keyboard and an acoustic guitar. Maybe my music will soothe their unbridled rage enough so that they won't eat me?
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Captain Victoria
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My oolong heals, and your dealer deals for quite a hefty fee. So I self-medicate with tea.[Mo0:13]
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Post by Captain Victoria on Feb 6, 2012 16:32:11 GMT -8
My Nook. Perhaps I can download a sample of "Twilight" and read it to them, subsequently boring them all to permanent death.
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Post by DefyingLogic on Feb 7, 2012 14:17:23 GMT -8
A Hawthorn Heights CD. They will...rekill themselves?
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Post by writer wannabe on Feb 7, 2012 15:11:31 GMT -8
Diet Coke.
Least I can have one last drink before my untimely demise.
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shiko
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Turn me to ash and give me back to nature. After all, to the universe we are specks of dust.
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Post by shiko on Feb 7, 2012 15:21:44 GMT -8
A bowl and fork. ._.
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Feb 8, 2012 21:24:58 GMT -8
A wall.
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Game over man, game over.
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Post by kizzicrumble on Feb 8, 2012 22:40:13 GMT -8
Ipod usb cable.
Maybe I could use it to sever a zombie's head... might take a while though. :/ I'd probably get eated in the mean time.
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stormcat
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I say! Bats are your friends! They eat bugs and fight crime![Mo0:0]
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Post by stormcat on Jun 7, 2012 19:51:12 GMT -8
A pair of scissors.
They’re nice sharp scissors and I can use them to stab and stuff, even though I don’t like the idea of getting so close to a zombie in order to kill it.
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