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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 2, 2011 19:46:12 GMT -8
Chibi: *Falls in* Whoa! ... Well, this's new. Regalli: *Flutters into the thread* 'Bout time I managed to spring something on you. I mean, c'mon! I'm not a character. Della: Whatever. Let's get this over with. Comet: Well, aren't you a downer? *To audience* Wilkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome. Ask us some questions, and we'll probably answer. In case you couldn't tell, those two *points at Chibi and Regalli* are the main entities in snarking, I'm Chibikiri's assistant from Mecha vs. Ponies, and Dell? Well, she's been referenced. Della: And I'd prefer not to be here. Regalli: Deal with it. Ask away, folks. We don't bite.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Oct 3, 2011 5:36:49 GMT -8
"Ye merciful gods..." Shane gasped as he stumbled into the thread, "Are my eyes deceiving me?"
Maric frowned a bit, following behind his young friend, "What's the matter, Half-mage?"
"There are actually people here!" Shane cried, "for the longest time I thought this place was abandoned. And fresh faces too."
"Ahh." Maric smiled warmly at the newcomers, "Well, I hadn't noticed you coming in. Hello."
Shane looked over the motley crew, frowning a bit, "So," he began, "What are all of you exactly. And umm... What's a snark?"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2011 11:33:14 GMT -8
-wanders in- Hey, look! I found Chibi! Huh, so you did. Good job, Yevin. What is that group doing, anyway? It appears to be some sort of questioning panel. Hm. Well, I have a question! What is the funniest thing you've snarked?
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 3, 2011 12:55:28 GMT -8
Chibi looked up as the perspective shifted. "Hey? When'd this happen? Regie?" Regalli rolled her eyes. "Just trying to fit in, kid. My name's Regalli Silverbell. Think of me as the writer." She smirked, brushing dark blue hair out from behind the frame of her glasses, while the pair of dragonfly wings flicked back down against her back. "Chibikiri. Star spawn and disgraced Elder One," the green-haired young girl rattled off quickly, bouncing back to normal. "But most people call me Chibi. Cupcake?" "You don't HAVE a cupcake," Della replied, letting her dark purple bangs fall in front of her eyes. "Cordelia Claria, called Della, the only girl who managed to get thrown out of the afterlife. All of them. Snarks are birds. Like snipes." "Yeah, yeah. Why are we even here?" Comet asked, leaning against a wall. "Comet. Comet Starsong, songstress. Anything else?" "Um, ears?" Chibi asked, pointing to the dog ears poking out of Comet's curly black hair. "Long story, not going there now," she replied dismissively. "Those two are reality warpers, that's all you need know. Dell and I are pretty much normal."
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Post by Anya the Purple on Oct 3, 2011 19:27:32 GMT -8
"Hey!" said Joselyn, smiling at the familiar faces. "We've seen you around the snark section!" Her twin brother, Colin, smiled shyly and waved.
"Question time!" said Okelcia, the fairy who'd been hanging around the twins, much to Joselyn's annoyance. "So, uh... what's your favorite ice cream flavor?"
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Post by Darth Pichu on Oct 3, 2011 20:01:26 GMT -8
"A writer?" Shane blinked, "You mean like...?"
Maric shook his head, "Don't say her name out loud." he whispered, "When you do it summons her here. You don't want that again, do you?"
Shane lowered his head, "I.. I suppose not." He looked up, hearing a familiar voice, "Oh! Hi Jose!" he grinned, happy to see someone else he knew in the room.
Maric shrugged, looking at the girl named Chibi, "You don't look that old to me. Or disgraced." he pointed out, frowning, "Funny thing to call yourself something that you aren't..." he frowned, "Or.. are you?"
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 4, 2011 14:09:09 GMT -8
"Vanilla," Regalli replied quickly. "Anything with caramel," Comet added, grinning. "Mint chip for me," chimed Della. "Um... um... do I have to pick just one? Ah... Ooh, cake batter! That's a good one!" Chibi grinned, moving onto the next question. "As for the funniest thing? DEFINITELY the pregnant Bella ComicsNix fic. It makes no sense, there's a bunch of random ninjas and pirates and zombies and aliens, and Bella actually kicks ass while pregnant. Pure awesome. Plus it's ComicsNix. I think Uncle ought to offer him a position as new PR since Mr. Lovecraft died." Regalli sighed. "She's a Lovecraftian abomination in currently humanoid shape. The others all threw her out because she's a bit too... perky for the Mythos's tastes." "They replaced me with Herbert West. He's not even an alien or magic or anything!" Chibi complained. "And he doesn't have a cult, he just makes zombies. Is that supposed to be frightening?"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2011 16:01:19 GMT -8
....zombies are scary. Yes, Yevin, they are. Next question! Huh? Aruu... Shut up and let me ask it. Anyway, how much longer do you think ArianaVampireQueen's works will last? Why are you asking this, Aruu? So that I can find out when I can stop hiding. ....ah.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Oct 4, 2011 19:28:10 GMT -8
Joselyn grinned at Shane before turning to Aruu. "Hopefully a while longer. Col and I wanna get in a revenge chapter! What do you think?" she asked, turning to Regalli. "Any hope for us?"
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Oct 4, 2011 21:45:54 GMT -8
Brianna tumbled in with her twin brother, Tristan, and their friend DJ.
The fat, hazel-eyed, brown haired girl looked at the new arrivals to the RPU, "Long time since I've been in a thread like this".
Her identical twin brother nodded.
DJ, the skinny black haired boy, glared at Brianna. "If you didn't scare people away...maybe there'd be more threads like this!"
(Yes I know identicals can only be same sex, but Tris was made through cloning)
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 5, 2011 3:37:25 GMT -8
"Considering she might've put Griffin in the birthday one, there might be hope," Regalli mused. "I just hope she realizes we hate her," Chibi added. "She was hilariously bad. Now she's just bad."
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Post by Darth Pichu on Oct 5, 2011 3:43:27 GMT -8
Maric frowned, "So.... Does that make you some kind of god it something?" He asked, "I mean, I think you look nice enough. Certainly don't look like someone who would try to devour my soul." He shrugged, "Kinda cute infact."
"My mother made zombies." Shane grinned, "She's a Necromancer."
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 5, 2011 6:33:05 GMT -8
"Thanks!" the young girl giggled. "Yeah, that's sorta why they got rid of me. I'm more for the 'unleash horrible spelling on mortals and insanity will follow' type. And we aren't gods. Ants are much smaller than you, does that make you god of the ants? We just live a lot longer, are a lot huger, drive you insane simply by showing our faces, and... okay, maybe we're a little godlike."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Oct 5, 2011 6:48:54 GMT -8
"Heh heh...she only comes when you call her name, right?" A female, hooded figure said. "Ahem...OH, PIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHUUUUUUUUUU!" She called, cackling like crazy. She then tossed a white suit with an Anti-Pichu sign on it to Shane. "That's only for you. See ya!" She said, blowing a kiss to Shane. "By the way, Brienne, we're having a dinner party tonight and I've already got Shane coming and we need you and Tris, now buh-bye!" She said, leaving...almost. "Oh, and Chibi...something or other, have fun with your thread!"
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Post by Darth Pichu on Oct 5, 2011 7:27:39 GMT -8
Shane gave a little yelp, donning his anti-Pichu suit as the sky suddenly began to turn gray. Clouds began to swirl in, laced with lightning as a dark, cackling sound was heard from beyond the veil. The wind picked up, and Maric's face fell.
"Ye merciful gods, why would you do that?" he shouted, ducking for cover as a peal of lightning struck the ground revealing a short little red haired girl with a pichu plushie clutched to her chest. She waved, smiling happily.
"Hi there!" she greeted. Shane winced.
"Please don't hurt us." he whimpered.
"Oh, are you going around making a big deal about the whole author authority thing again?" she shrugged, "You know I only do these things because I love you."
Shane just shivered.
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 5, 2011 9:56:01 GMT -8
"PICHU PLUSHIE!" Chibi squeed. "Oooh, those are some of my favorite Pokemon! So cute. So little. AND THEN THEY EVOLVE INTO RAICHU!" "And Pikachu," Della pointed out. "Hush! We don't speak of them." Regalli, meanwhile, turned towards the red-haired girl. "You too, huh? Nice to meet you."
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2011 11:25:41 GMT -8
"PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU!!" Yevin screams in a singsong-y voice. "Yevin! Hush! That's a sensitive topic!" Eleriene scolds the girl. Yevin grins as she says, "Pikachu." Eleriene's eye twitches. "Y'know what? Go sit in the corner. You don't get to participate in the thread if you mention 'It that must not be named'. Go now." Yevin whimpers and walks away, her head hanging low. Aruu watches her walk away. "Thank God!" Aruu sits there for a moment, and the smile slides off her face. "Wait, was there a perspective change?" "Yes." "Why?" "Because I am your master," Eleriene grins. "You do whatever I say. Duh." "....okay. Moving on. This may be a bit off topic, but....favourite colors?"
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 5, 2011 17:05:56 GMT -8
"Green," Regalli and Della replied in unison. "Anything besides black and white," Comet sighed, looking at her skunk-striped hair. "Red's pretty nice, I guess. Looks good at me." "Ah, the color isn't on your visible spectrum, and I'm pretty sure you don't have a name for it. Sorry," Chibi blushed.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Oct 5, 2011 18:57:41 GMT -8
Brianna nodded, then smiled at Brianna.
"Dinner party tonight, got it".
She then looked in puzzlement, "Why is Pikachu such a sensitive topic?"
"Oh, in this thread, Brienne and Raven are one in the same again", DJ said, "Only because it's a meet the author thing. They can become one".
Brianna raised her hands, lightning came down and set fire to a nearby piece of furniture.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Oct 6, 2011 7:28:26 GMT -8
Brianna heard the sound of random stuff being set on fire, so she rushed back, cloak and hood still on. "Screw leaving, now with that going on!" She said, now less than a foot away from Brienne, the hood hiding her grinning.
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 6, 2011 13:22:10 GMT -8
Della began panicking. "Wait- Fire? FIRE? SOMEONEPUTTHATOUTNOWOHSWEETARCEUSHELP!" She promptly curled into a ball and started whimpering. Chibi sighed. "Again? We just got those couches fixed!" "I'll get the fire extinguisher." Regalli grabbed a pen and paper and walked over to the nearest flat surface. However, due to bad handwriting, all she got was more fire. "... Or a hose. Let's go with a hose." A fire hose appeared at her feet, somehow not needing to be connected to a water source. She picked it up and grinned. "HIT THE DECK!"
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Post by samedi on Oct 6, 2011 14:50:11 GMT -8
Arkent the Tall And Somewhat Friendly Wight sort of shambled into the thread, covered from head to toe bulky medieval armour, eyes visible as orbs of light, aqua blue. The wight rushed past Regalli, almost knocking her over to reach the fire.
With an air of curiosity, the spirit touched the fire, and was immediately set ablaze. Panicking, Arkent waved his arms frantically and stumbled about randomly, armour creaking.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Oct 6, 2011 15:02:20 GMT -8
Brianna broke out in a fit of laughter, collapsing to the floor and clutching her chest. "Oh goddammit, this is so awesome!" She said between her literal breath-taking laughs. "Shane! Oh man, Shane, join in on this!"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2011 16:19:56 GMT -8
"Crap, crap, crap, crap!" gasped Elisara as she watched the calamity caused by the fire. "Aruu, help me out here!" "Nope." "Dammit," muttered Elisara. "Arkent!" Frost magic flew from her palms and cooled the fire on the Wight until it was no more. "You guys are a pain...."
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Post by Darth Pichu on Oct 6, 2011 17:28:28 GMT -8
Pichu frowned a little, "But... but I like Pikachu." she sighed, ignoring the chaos that was currently irrupting around her.
"Wh-.. what?" Shane blinked, staring at Brianna, puzzled. He took a step back when he saw the fire, "Why would you... ohhh... fire." he smiled.
Maric just took another step back, "Why would you do that?" he cried, rushing back behind Regalli, taking cover, "Pichu! You're a writer person too! Do something!"
Pichu shrugged, "Huh? Oh... I like to let things play out naturally, without intervention." she said, smiling, "It's against my policy to intervene. Carry on."
Shane just stared at the Wight that had appeared, and near immediately burst into flames. He approached him once the flames were cooled and stared at the creature, looking into his helm and staring into his glowing aqua eyes. He squinted a little.
"You're...." he trailed off. There was something... familiar about the creature, however distant a familiarity it was. Unless he was just going mad.
"You're not very bright, are you?" he asked at last, turning away.
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 7, 2011 7:00:03 GMT -8
Regalli stumbled a bit from being nearly knocked over, but managed to stay up and capable of using a fire hose. With that, she doused the couch until the fire went out, soaking anyone unfortunate enough to be in the way of it. "Well. That's over. That Wight okay?" She asked, waving the hose away. "Hey, Della, Della, the fire's out, don't worry." Comet said, comforting the terrified girl on the floor. "It's not- there isn't anything, it's all hurting, it'll get me-" "It won't. I won't let it, got it?" "But you can't-" Comet shushed her and began singing. "No one's gonna harm you, not while I'm around," she murmured. Della stopped shaking a bit. "So, ah, any more questions?" Chibi asked, grinning.
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Post by Little Death on Oct 7, 2011 7:37:53 GMT -8
LD popped into existence, a grin on her face. "Hello Sweetie. Missed me?"
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Post by Darth Pichu on Oct 7, 2011 11:21:37 GMT -8
Pichu stared at Comet for a few seconds, "That's what Mrs. Lovett said to Toby before she locked him in an oven."
Maric shivered, "I'm surprised that hasn't happened to any of us."
"Yet..."Pichu added.
Maric winced, "Ye merciful gods, no!"
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Oct 7, 2011 14:32:25 GMT -8
Brianna laughed and snorted as she patted her counterpart on the shoulder. Suddenly, the mage girl lifted the head of the wolf fur cloak upon her head, and it obscured her face.
"I am Brienne Ravenquist, destroyer of all".
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 7, 2011 18:30:06 GMT -8
Comet sighed. "You just had to add logic, didn't you?" Della started crying again. Comet turned to Pichu. "Tag! You're it! Sucks to be you."
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