TigerAnne's Detectivating Excavations
Oct 20, 2011 17:18:41 GMT -8
Post by Tigeranne on Oct 20, 2011 17:18:41 GMT -8
This one has probably been done before, but I love it...
Glee VS Twilight
Summry: Dis is what wud happen is da ppl from Twilight met da singurs from Glee. Twilite is one of da Stepanny Mooyers rite and she is a very god writer. xD She wrote da series from a drem she had of Edword and Bella in da mountin feld. xD I love Titlight and Glee so I mished dem 2gedder xxx Enjoii!11 Dis is 4 all my revowers WolfBloodRei, RebaChan, Anya da Purple (u were in my udder story 2) and all da udders. X Enjoii! Luvs ya all xxx
I wonder if I get to be a goodie or a baddie in her next fic when she sees this. ;D
IF U FLAM U DON RESPECK MY GLEE!
Bella Swan was takin a piss. UH-OH! "Are u alrite in dere Bella?" asked Edward. "I THINK I HAVE DIAREA!" Bella shouted. And now the whole school knows. "Hmmm sexy" Totally. Just den... out of nowhere... DA WARBLERS BURST IN2 DA ROOM!
Can they apparate now?
"What da hell is goin on here?" sed Emo.
"o sorry I was tryin 2 seranade Kurt but it went wrong" sed Blaine. "Im blaine btw"
What were you trying to sing to him???
"Nice 2 meet u young men" sed Carlile. He wuz gettin a fuzzy in his pants. Perv. Blaine cud sense dese things so he sed 2 da udder guy Kurt has an udder now? "I think we shud get out of here"
"I think so 2" sed da fat guy. Kurt is not exactly fat. "sorry 2 have waisted ur tim" sed da skinny guy. Jus den, da sick Warbler vomitted on da floor. Because you see, when Blaine transfered he found da Sick Warbler, da Happy Warbler, da Dopey Warbler, Da Fat Warblr, Da Skiney Warbler, Da Ugly Warbler and da Angry Warbler.
And all these people are crowding outside the bathroom while Bella has the shits?
"ARE U ALRITE?" esked Blaine.
"AHHHHHHHHH" sed a voice from da distanse. It was Bella. She was havin anudda baby. But it was jusT A big shit.
That's an improvement over Renesmee.
"Godbi" sed Blaine an dey left.
I think I'd have left too.
Da next day, New Directions were singing and dancing when Mr. Schue sed "stop" an dey did. "Why do you want us 2 stop?" asked Fimp.
I have to admit I don't watch Glee, but I think his name is Finn.
"We hav sum new memburs" sed Mr. Schuester. Den... DA CULLENS WALKED IN AND ALSO BLAINE X
But isn't Blaine member of the rival band?
"Blaine!" shot Kurt. He ran and hagged Blaine and kussed him. "wat u doin here?"
"I mussled u so much I wanted 2 join Glee Not the actual name of the club. 2 be wit u sexah" Blaine admited. Dey kissed all sexy like.
I dunno, but isn't the New Directions the glee club at the school Kurt had to transfer from because they didn't accept him being gay? So they are at THAT school now. Kissing in front of everyone is probably not a good idea.
"Now we have enuff ppl 2 go 2 da regionals in sectionals" sed Mr. Schu.
"HORRAY!" shoted avery1. Blaine picked up Artie and threw him out the window.
Blaine sounds like a sweetheart.
"Bella is u ok now?" sed Rachel.
"Ya im ok now" she sed. Den dey all sang "Get 2geddur in da hosue"
Edward's pants fell down!111
Oh no... Please don't tell me...
"Lololololololololololololol look at him hahahahhahah!" laffed Kurt.
"Don be so mean Kurt" sed Mr. Schu. Den he saw what had happened.]
"BAHAHAHAHA U SUCK" he giggled.
Everyone chuckled at the misfortune of Edward.
Since it is Edward, I'll forgive them.
"ok dats ENUFF" shouted sum1. It was... DA ANGERY WARBLER. "Mr. Andurson, Mr. Andersons Boyfriend, I expected more from u!" He was angry but dats why dey call him da angery Warbler.
Seriously?
"Shit sorry" sed Blaine. Kurt was suprised. Edward had a sparkly discoball. I knew it! It made him feel kind of sick. Me too! Den it started rainin.
"!" sed Santana.
Suddenly... Artie came back in.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" He asked.
Very valid question.
Den everyone looked out da window. Den dey saw. James and Victoir and da Voltoori was cummin 4 dem.
They were masticating and filming it!
"LEAVE BELLA ALONE" shout Edward and jump in front of dem. Den he died. Den Blaine brought him back 2 life.
How exiting.
Den... all my reviewers came in. Dere was Anya da Purple, WolfBloodRei, RebaChan, Josky, Weareallepictogether and all da udders. Dey wuz a hug army an dey had gatlin guns with teeth in dem.
HI GUYS! *waves*
"GET DEM" an dey shot at da meenies and killed dem.
Did you get them all? Edward too? Awesome!
"Congratshulations u all rock" sed Kurt and Blaine and every1 else who isn't as important.
Den Optimus Prime came in an started breakdancin. Did that include transforming back and forth between truck and robot form? Don't stand too close. He cudn't dance an Artie got mad.
Concidering he'd recently been chucked out of a window that was probably not on the ground floor, I can understand that he is in a bad mood.
"" an den Artie took off his pants Ariana, have you got pants issues? and turn in2 ANUDDER TRANSFORMER!
That's probably not the weirdest thing that is going to happen here.
"Damn" sed Blaine. "If I wasn't wit Kart, I wud do that" den Sam started 2 cry because he wuz in luv wit Artie.
Is there even a Glee character called Sam?
"POWER RANGER ATTAK" an he turned in2 a pink power ranger. He started 2 attak optius primah. Den Blaine an Quin an Rachel an Mike got in da way an da giant transformer squashed dem an dey died but Blaine was okay because he is Blaine.
And that gives him what sort of superpower exactly?
"WTF IS DIS SHIT?" sed Mr. Schu. We all want to know the same thing. Den Edward exploded an spurkles wen everywheere.
Yes!!!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" sed Kurt.
Oh shut up, Kurt. At least it wasn't you this time.
"now we cant go 2 da regionles" sed Finn.
"Its ok da seven warblers will help out" sed Blaine. Dey clapped.
Are you sure they want to help their rivals win?
"I THINK WE SHUD HAV A FUNURUL 4 DA FALLEN HEROS" sed Kurt.
"Ok" an dey all went 2 have a funeral for da ppl.
"Im goin 2 sing a song 4 u all" sed da GClub.
Which one? There are currently two separate glee clubs present.
"OOOOOOOOH DEY WERE OR FRIENS BUT DEY ARE DED KISS MY ASS OOOH NOO OOOH BABY BABY NOO NOO DED DED DED NOOOOOOOOOO OOOOHH AHHHH NOOO OOOO NOO NOOO NOOO AHHH" sed da Glee Club. That was a very touching tribute... Den da seven Warblers cum in da room.
"Sum1 need our help" sed da Ugly Warbler. Blaine was sick because he was so ugly.
Stop being ugly, ugly Warbler. There is enough goo on the floor now without Blaine hurking up all over it as well.
"I 4got how ugly u were" he sed. "We need ur help 2 sing at regionals"
That's how you get someone to help you; insult them.
"ok" sed da Happy Warbler.
"Derpa derp" sed da Dopey Warbler.
"hooray" shouted Blaine. "I told u I wud get help"
Den dey all started 2 cry.
"wats wrong?" sed Blaine.
"We will die if we sing"
"nooooooooooooooooooo" he shat beautifully.
If he does that, he is even more of a Stu then Edward.
"but we will sing" an dey did. Den dey esploded a little.
Just a little?
"Kurt do u want 2 get a coffeeeen?" asked Blaine.
"Ok" sed Kurt.
An dey did.
I suppose this is some sort of prequel to "Road to the Regionals". Anyway... Are you taking notes, Sammy?
Glee VS Twilight
Summry: Dis is what wud happen is da ppl from Twilight met da singurs from Glee. Twilite is one of da Stepanny Mooyers rite and she is a very god writer. xD She wrote da series from a drem she had of Edword and Bella in da mountin feld. xD I love Titlight and Glee so I mished dem 2gedder xxx Enjoii!11 Dis is 4 all my revowers WolfBloodRei, RebaChan, Anya da Purple (u were in my udder story 2) and all da udders. X Enjoii! Luvs ya all xxx
I wonder if I get to be a goodie or a baddie in her next fic when she sees this. ;D
IF U FLAM U DON RESPECK MY GLEE!
Bella Swan was takin a piss. UH-OH! "Are u alrite in dere Bella?" asked Edward. "I THINK I HAVE DIAREA!" Bella shouted. And now the whole school knows. "Hmmm sexy" Totally. Just den... out of nowhere... DA WARBLERS BURST IN2 DA ROOM!
Can they apparate now?
"What da hell is goin on here?" sed Emo.
"o sorry I was tryin 2 seranade Kurt but it went wrong" sed Blaine. "Im blaine btw"
What were you trying to sing to him???
"Nice 2 meet u young men" sed Carlile. He wuz gettin a fuzzy in his pants. Perv. Blaine cud sense dese things so he sed 2 da udder guy Kurt has an udder now? "I think we shud get out of here"
"I think so 2" sed da fat guy. Kurt is not exactly fat. "sorry 2 have waisted ur tim" sed da skinny guy. Jus den, da sick Warbler vomitted on da floor. Because you see, when Blaine transfered he found da Sick Warbler, da Happy Warbler, da Dopey Warbler, Da Fat Warblr, Da Skiney Warbler, Da Ugly Warbler and da Angry Warbler.
And all these people are crowding outside the bathroom while Bella has the shits?
"ARE U ALRITE?" esked Blaine.
"AHHHHHHHHH" sed a voice from da distanse. It was Bella. She was havin anudda baby. But it was jusT A big shit.
That's an improvement over Renesmee.
"Godbi" sed Blaine an dey left.
I think I'd have left too.
Da next day, New Directions were singing and dancing when Mr. Schue sed "stop" an dey did. "Why do you want us 2 stop?" asked Fimp.
I have to admit I don't watch Glee, but I think his name is Finn.
"We hav sum new memburs" sed Mr. Schuester. Den... DA CULLENS WALKED IN AND ALSO BLAINE X
But isn't Blaine member of the rival band?
"Blaine!" shot Kurt. He ran and hagged Blaine and kussed him. "wat u doin here?"
"I mussled u so much I wanted 2 join Glee Not the actual name of the club. 2 be wit u sexah" Blaine admited. Dey kissed all sexy like.
I dunno, but isn't the New Directions the glee club at the school Kurt had to transfer from because they didn't accept him being gay? So they are at THAT school now. Kissing in front of everyone is probably not a good idea.
"Now we have enuff ppl 2 go 2 da regionals in sectionals" sed Mr. Schu.
"HORRAY!" shoted avery1. Blaine picked up Artie and threw him out the window.
Blaine sounds like a sweetheart.
"Bella is u ok now?" sed Rachel.
"Ya im ok now" she sed. Den dey all sang "Get 2geddur in da hosue"
Edward's pants fell down!111
Oh no... Please don't tell me...
"Lololololololololololololol look at him hahahahhahah!" laffed Kurt.
"Don be so mean Kurt" sed Mr. Schu. Den he saw what had happened.]
"BAHAHAHAHA U SUCK" he giggled.
Everyone chuckled at the misfortune of Edward.
Since it is Edward, I'll forgive them.
"ok dats ENUFF" shouted sum1. It was... DA ANGERY WARBLER. "Mr. Andurson, Mr. Andersons Boyfriend, I expected more from u!" He was angry but dats why dey call him da angery Warbler.
Seriously?
"Shit sorry" sed Blaine. Kurt was suprised. Edward had a sparkly discoball. I knew it! It made him feel kind of sick. Me too! Den it started rainin.
"!" sed Santana.
Suddenly... Artie came back in.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" He asked.
Very valid question.
Den everyone looked out da window. Den dey saw. James and Victoir and da Voltoori was cummin 4 dem.
They were masticating and filming it!
"LEAVE BELLA ALONE" shout Edward and jump in front of dem. Den he died. Den Blaine brought him back 2 life.
How exiting.
Den... all my reviewers came in. Dere was Anya da Purple, WolfBloodRei, RebaChan, Josky, Weareallepictogether and all da udders. Dey wuz a hug army an dey had gatlin guns with teeth in dem.
HI GUYS! *waves*
"GET DEM" an dey shot at da meenies and killed dem.
Did you get them all? Edward too? Awesome!
"Congratshulations u all rock" sed Kurt and Blaine and every1 else who isn't as important.
Den Optimus Prime came in an started breakdancin. Did that include transforming back and forth between truck and robot form? Don't stand too close. He cudn't dance an Artie got mad.
Concidering he'd recently been chucked out of a window that was probably not on the ground floor, I can understand that he is in a bad mood.
"" an den Artie took off his pants Ariana, have you got pants issues? and turn in2 ANUDDER TRANSFORMER!
That's probably not the weirdest thing that is going to happen here.
"Damn" sed Blaine. "If I wasn't wit Kart, I wud do that" den Sam started 2 cry because he wuz in luv wit Artie.
Is there even a Glee character called Sam?
"POWER RANGER ATTAK" an he turned in2 a pink power ranger. He started 2 attak optius primah. Den Blaine an Quin an Rachel an Mike got in da way an da giant transformer squashed dem an dey died but Blaine was okay because he is Blaine.
And that gives him what sort of superpower exactly?
"WTF IS DIS SHIT?" sed Mr. Schu. We all want to know the same thing. Den Edward exploded an spurkles wen everywheere.
Yes!!!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" sed Kurt.
Oh shut up, Kurt. At least it wasn't you this time.
"now we cant go 2 da regionles" sed Finn.
"Its ok da seven warblers will help out" sed Blaine. Dey clapped.
Are you sure they want to help their rivals win?
"I THINK WE SHUD HAV A FUNURUL 4 DA FALLEN HEROS" sed Kurt.
"Ok" an dey all went 2 have a funeral for da ppl.
"Im goin 2 sing a song 4 u all" sed da GClub.
Which one? There are currently two separate glee clubs present.
"OOOOOOOOH DEY WERE OR FRIENS BUT DEY ARE DED KISS MY ASS OOOH NOO OOOH BABY BABY NOO NOO DED DED DED NOOOOOOOOOO OOOOHH AHHHH NOOO OOOO NOO NOOO NOOO AHHH" sed da Glee Club. That was a very touching tribute... Den da seven Warblers cum in da room.
"Sum1 need our help" sed da Ugly Warbler. Blaine was sick because he was so ugly.
Stop being ugly, ugly Warbler. There is enough goo on the floor now without Blaine hurking up all over it as well.
"I 4got how ugly u were" he sed. "We need ur help 2 sing at regionals"
That's how you get someone to help you; insult them.
"ok" sed da Happy Warbler.
"Derpa derp" sed da Dopey Warbler.
"hooray" shouted Blaine. "I told u I wud get help"
Den dey all started 2 cry.
"wats wrong?" sed Blaine.
"We will die if we sing"
"nooooooooooooooooooo" he shat beautifully.
If he does that, he is even more of a Stu then Edward.
"but we will sing" an dey did. Den dey esploded a little.
Just a little?
"Kurt do u want 2 get a coffeeeen?" asked Blaine.
"Ok" sed Kurt.
An dey did.
I suppose this is some sort of prequel to "Road to the Regionals". Anyway... Are you taking notes, Sammy?