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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Jul 7, 2011 10:43:40 GMT -8
Me: Anyway, where was I? Oh yes! I once stuck a firecracker up a man's ass in a dark room, lit the fuse, and watched as he blew up in several pieces in sparkly colors. DJ: -_-
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Post by Darth Pichu on Jul 7, 2011 11:02:10 GMT -8
Shane: *staring back at Ardent.* *Picking up his fourth drink.* Heh, Ardent you look silly. *hic* You.. you always look silly though. *Sniggers* That's cause you're funny looking.
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jul 7, 2011 11:09:29 GMT -8
Sakura: I know, but poison's way easier. Besides, if I stuck around, I'd have gotten caught. I may have been angry, but I'm not reckless. Me: Sorry, Wyatt. Uh, Shane's a little drunk. And we're making sure Ging doesn't hear that. Sakura: I really don't want her to have any nightmares or beg me to take her again. That was one time that Mother and Father will never find out about. Really?*smiling and turning to DJ*
Yuri: It's a legend, but it was originally a little scarier. And that's nothing compared to half the Brother Grimm stories. Anyway, The stepmother vowed to make Marushka ugly with brutal, hard work and harsh words so that her daughter would stand a better chance at getting married. She gave her the worst, most thankless chores, while her own daughter, Holena, lazed about. Yet, no matter what her stepmother heaped upon her, Marushka remained beautiful. The stepmother’s fury and envy grew. One bitter cold winter day the stepmother decided to send Marushka in search of the impossible—violets in winter. Marushka cried out, "But it’s winter. There are no violets in winter." The stepmother told her not to return until she had found them; thrust her out into the frozen snow.
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Post by samedi on Jul 7, 2011 12:50:59 GMT -8
Ardent: *Grabs the drink in Shane's hand* I think you've had enough...
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Jul 7, 2011 13:12:12 GMT -8
Me: Yeah, I shoved the fireworks right up his ass DJ: Guess who had to clean that up...-_- Me: At least you got to keep your favorite part of a man, his co- DJ: *runs over, clasping his hand over my mouth* Me: *slaps it away* I can say cock
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jul 7, 2011 13:29:05 GMT -8
Me: You're right. Gingkyo's over there listening to Yuri's story.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Jul 7, 2011 16:58:34 GMT -8
Me: *sticks tongue out at DJ* DJ: *frowns* Immature
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Post by Darth Pichu on Jul 7, 2011 17:47:29 GMT -8
Shane: *pouts* B-but it's good! *trying to wrench his arm out of Ardent's hand* I like it. Have you *hic* tried any of this?
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Post by Anya the Purple on Jul 7, 2011 21:33:11 GMT -8
Colin: I think you should drink something else, Shane. *Guides Shane over to coffee table*
Kelcie: WHEEEEE!!! THIS IS SOMUCHFUNOHMYTITANIATHISISSOFUNDON'TYOULOVETHISPARTYWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Josie: She drinks alcohol-a depressant-and becomes even more hyper and annoying?
Me: *Catches Kelcie in hands* Kelcie, think of toe fungus. Horrible, awful toe fungus.
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jul 8, 2011 11:04:06 GMT -8
Sakura: *sighs* Wyatt, would you like me to use a pressure point to put Shane to sleep? He'll be fine, he'll just be sleeping. Me: You'd be better off giving Shane water and having him pee a lot.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Jul 8, 2011 11:18:07 GMT -8
Wyatt: Umm.. no Sakura I think that's alright. *takes Shane by the shoulders* Ah, Shane, I think you should put that down and we need to have a long talk about something called 'alcoholism' and other things you shouldn't do until you're in your twenties. Or thirties. Or just never. Averis: Aww come on Wyatt. Matria doesn't have a legal drinking age. Wyatt: Still. It's ah.. time for us to have a loong talk, Shane. Shane: *hic* I don't get it *staggering*
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jul 8, 2011 11:33:17 GMT -8
Me: The hangover this kid gets will be really bad, I'm sure.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Jul 8, 2011 12:33:33 GMT -8
Me: Alcohol gives me a tingly. *giggles* DJ: Oh no....we told you, Brienne, follow the legal drinking age of your land! Me: That's like....a year away =[
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Post by Anya the Purple on Jul 8, 2011 13:20:47 GMT -8
Josie: And this, Colin, is why you NEVER EVER drink alcohol.
Colin: Ok. *Pours Shane a cup of coffee*
Kelcie: LEMME GO! LEMME GO I CAN DRINK THE PUNCH IF I WANNA LEMME GO!
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jul 8, 2011 15:28:26 GMT -8
Sakura: All right, Wyatt. But she's right: get him some water and make sure he pees it out.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Jul 8, 2011 15:49:19 GMT -8
Me: Also, make him eat bread and other absorbant foods; those will absorb some of the alcohol.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Jul 8, 2011 20:39:56 GMT -8
Wyatt: U-um.. okay @_@;; Shane: I'm fine! Really! *falls over* Wyatt: Maybe I should bring him home. =/ Shane: I wanna stay! =[ Wyatt: *sighs* Shane, why do you have to be so difficult.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Jul 8, 2011 20:47:41 GMT -8
Me: *gives Wyatt a section of baguette* Here
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Post by Anya the Purple on Jul 8, 2011 21:25:30 GMT -8
Kelcie: *Breaks free and flies to Shane* DidyoudrinkthepunchtooIlovedthepunchthepunchwasgreatwhatdoyouthinkwasinitohmygoodnessitwasamazingwhydidyoufalloverdoyouwannagohavesomemorepunch?
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jul 8, 2011 21:31:24 GMT -8
Gingkyo: What's wrong with her? Yuri: I don't know. I think she's hyper or something. Now, Marushka traveled through fields of deep drifting snow, into the dark forest. Half frozen, she followed a light that glowed between the trees. She came upon twelve men sitting in a circle on seats of stone. She gently asked if she could warm herself by the fire. The eldest of the men agreed. "Do you know who we are?" he asked. "You must be the Twelve Month Brothers," Marushka answered. Indeed, the oldest was January, the first month of the year. He asked why she was out in such harsh weather. "My sister wants violets, violets in winter. I can't go home without them." January stood up and gave his staff to Brother March. March waved the staff, the snows melted away and violets bloomed. They told her to hurry and gather them. She filled her apron, thanked them and returned home. When she returned, her stepmother was shocked. She demanded to see the violets. Her stepsister reached out and grabbed every one of them, saving none for Marushka.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Jul 8, 2011 21:38:30 GMT -8
Shane: *stares at Kelcie* Um.... *hic* You're funny. XD I like you alot. *hic* Wyatt: Alright Shane, come here now, *offers Shane the bread* Shane: Okay *eats*Can I have more punch now? *hic* Wyatt: No. <_<
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Post by Anya the Purple on Jul 8, 2011 21:46:33 GMT -8
Kelcie: *Hugs as well as she can* I *Hic* like you too! Josie: *Steals a bit of bread and shoves it into Kelcie's mouth* Me: Watching OC's torture each other is fun ^^
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Jul 8, 2011 21:53:03 GMT -8
Yuri: *grabs one of the mint sodas and tastes* These don't taste like altoids at all...they taste more like minty gum ^_^ Me: They're supposed to be like a canned mojito minus the alcohol and lime. Yuri: I still like it ^_^
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jul 8, 2011 22:18:36 GMT -8
Gingkyo: Hey, don't hog it! *grabs and drinks* And come listen to the story that the other Yuri's telling. ^^ Yuri: The next day Holena demanded to have strawberries with her dinner. Once again, the stepmother pushed Marushka out the door, warning, "Don't come back without them!" Marushka stumbled out into the snow and came upon the Twelve Month Brothers again. She told them she had to find strawberries for her sister. January rose, handed the staff to Brother June. Instantly, the snow melted, flowers bloomed and strawberries grew red and sweet. They cautioned her to hurry. She picked them as fast as she could, thanked them and left for home. Once again, the stepmother and Holena took them all and left none for Marushka. The next day the sister demanded apples, and Marushka was sent out into the snow. When she arrived at the place of the Twelve Month Brothers, January cautioned her that he could only help her once more. Marushka asked for apples and Brother January handed his staff to Brother September. The snow melted, leaves grew and blossoms turned into green apples. Brother September told her to shake the tree, one apple fell. She shook it again, a second one fell. She picked them up, thanked each one of the Month Brothers and left for home.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Jul 9, 2011 7:19:19 GMT -8
Yuri: Alright *sits near the other Yuri*
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jul 9, 2011 16:15:26 GMT -8
Yuri: *looks to see the other Yuri, but continues the story* When she returned she held out the two apples in her hands. Holena demanded to know why she hadn’t brought more. Marushka explained that she could take only two. They called her a liar, took the apples from her and didn't share a bite. Holena's greed overtook her. She threw on her cloak and set out into the fierce cold for more apples. Her mother called out that the snow was too deep, it was too cold, there were wolves about...but Holena paid her no mind. Holena saw the same light, followed it and came upon the Twelve Month Brothers. She did not ask if she could warm herself, she went right up to the fire without asking permission. When they asked who she was, she scolded, "It is none of your business!" and after she had warmed herself, she made her way into the forest in search of apples.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Jul 9, 2011 16:34:26 GMT -8
Yuri: Looks like she's gonna get her comeuppance.
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jul 9, 2011 16:48:58 GMT -8
Yuri: *smiling* They both will. Brother January was enraged, he raised his mighty staff and a great storm blew. Back at the cottage, Holena's mother saw the storm. She grabbed her coat and went in search of her daughter. The storm raged for days. Marushka stayed home tending to the animals, keeping the food warm and the chores done, waiting for their return. But they never came back; they froze to death in the forest. Marushka inherited the small farm and animals. In time she married an equally kind and caring farmer and they lived happily together for the rest of their days. Gingkyo: I like that story. Yuri: Spasibo. *notices a pair of confused-looking little girl eyes* That means arigatou. It's a children's story.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Jul 9, 2011 17:01:53 GMT -8
Yuri: *half smile half frown* My daddy spoke Russian
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jul 9, 2011 17:10:21 GMT -8
Yuri: Really? My mother is Russian. My father is Japanese, though. *notices the half-frown* Oh dear. What's wrong?
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