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Post by Junkie on Apr 25, 2011 13:39:22 GMT -8
"That's a great idea. We can steal his deep fryer. He doesn't know how to use it anyway." Scorpion said.
"I can check on my laptop." Vile added.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Apr 25, 2011 14:15:47 GMT -8
"Liu Kang can't cook for shit", DJ added, laughing.
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Post by Junkie on Apr 25, 2011 14:23:56 GMT -8
"I know. He didn't cook my Warthog leg long enough." Scorpion said. "I went home that day hungry."
"Well I can't find a location anywhere around here, but I can teleport us there." Vile added.
"I can just teleport myself there."
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Apr 25, 2011 15:01:36 GMT -8
DJ's stomach rumbled, "Come back soon and safe, okay?"
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Post by Junkie on Apr 25, 2011 15:07:34 GMT -8
"Alright come on Scorps. You coming Sub?" Vile asked.
"No, I'm going to stay here." Replied the blue ninja.
"....Suit yourself."
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Apr 25, 2011 15:18:05 GMT -8
DJ laughed, "Scorps?"
Brianna rolled her eyes, "Deej, don't be retarded".
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Post by Junkie on Apr 25, 2011 15:52:26 GMT -8
"Well at least it's better than Sub. It's like he's calling me a sandwich." Sub-Zero said.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Apr 25, 2011 15:56:03 GMT -8
"That's...pretty embarrassing", Brianna agreed.
"Why is Cage an ultra-douche?" DJ asked.
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Post by Junkie on Apr 25, 2011 15:59:17 GMT -8
"I don't know. Because he's a movie star and thinks he so awesome. I just want to punch in the face sometimes." Replied Sub-Zero. "And I hear he's even a bigger douche in the new Mortal Kombat."
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Apr 25, 2011 16:20:11 GMT -8
"Movie star, eh? Movie stars don't thrill me", DJ said.
"In fact, I'm scared of Hollywood hunks and their penchant for steroids", Brianna said, yawning.
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Post by Junkie on Apr 25, 2011 17:08:20 GMT -8
"Yeah, he doesn't impress anyone." Sub-Zero said just as Vile and Scorpion came back with a giant deep fryer, almost landing on the blue ninja. "Jesus of God almighty!"
"We're back." Scorpion called out.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Apr 25, 2011 17:45:36 GMT -8
"Least you got me, right?" Sky replied to Brienne.
"Sweet! What're we having?" Brianna asked, full of energy.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Apr 25, 2011 17:46:10 GMT -8
DJ lifted up the clown corpse, "Deep fried clown, here we come!"
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Post by Junkie on Apr 25, 2011 18:32:49 GMT -8
"How did you two convince Kang to give that to you?" Sub-Zero asked.
"I gave him a bunch of that money with the holes in it." Replied Scorpion.
"Guys guys! Go onto Youtube and type in Mortal Kombat 9 cosplay." Vile said.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Apr 26, 2011 1:21:51 GMT -8
"Liu Kang's a retard. He uses money with holes", Dan laughed.
"On it", Brianna typed furiously into Youtube's search bar on her laptop.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Apr 26, 2011 3:24:50 GMT -8
"You, too, Sky! Search for that!" Brianna commanded in vain as Sky was merely holding onto Brienne as she searched. "Aww man..." "But, I love holding her..." Sky whined, making a pouting face.
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Post by Junkie on Apr 26, 2011 5:31:25 GMT -8
"Make sure you watch the first three vids that you see." Vile said.
"What's so great about the videos?" Scorpion asked, poking the frying clown so it would stay down.
"You just have to watch them."
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Apr 26, 2011 10:07:49 GMT -8
"Whooooo mama....hot damn those are nice tits", Brianna said aloud. She then gave Sky a kiss. "Aww, you're so cute when you pout".
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Apr 26, 2011 10:12:24 GMT -8
"Aww...thanks, my love." Sky said back, returning Brienne's kiss, leading Brianna to cue the "Awwwwwwwwwwwwww" sound clip.
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Post by Junkie on Apr 26, 2011 10:12:34 GMT -8
"Which pair of tits are you talking about? Sonya's, Mel's, or Kitana's?" Vile asked.
"Tits? Hey I wanna see." Scorpion.
"Go finish your clown."
"Damn they're huge. Like two big funbags." Sub-Zero added.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Apr 26, 2011 12:02:29 GMT -8
"All of 'em", Brianna said.
"Personally, I prefer Sonya", Azure said.
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Post by Junkie on Apr 26, 2011 14:15:41 GMT -8
"Yeah, I like Sonya's the best." Vile nodded. "I swear I would pay someone a crap ton of money just to rip that jacket off of her."
"Hey! I want to see!" Yelled Scorpion.
"Too late the video's over." Sub-Zero told him.
"CRAP!!!"
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Apr 26, 2011 15:08:02 GMT -8
Brianna laughed, "Azure, you'd have no idea what to do with those tits".
Azure scowled, "Yes I would, Master, how do you think I handled yours?"
Brianna grew beet red.
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Post by Junkie on Apr 26, 2011 15:44:12 GMT -8
"Oh I know what I would do with those tits. I'd squeeze them while making car horn noises." Vile said, snickering.
"You know, she'd probably kill you if you did that." Sub-Zero warned.
"I know. What a way to go."
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Apr 26, 2011 15:54:39 GMT -8
"I wouldn't blame her, I'd do the same if anyone tried it with me except if I wanted it", Brianna said.
"You wanted it when I did it, Master", Azure replied.
DJ had to restrain Brianna as she strangled Azure. He managed to pry her off before the other boy would've died.
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Post by Junkie on Apr 26, 2011 16:16:31 GMT -8
"Hey I bet if you offered Cage a huge movie deal he'd do it." Sub-Zero said.
"Yeah, he could star as the leading role at his own funeral." Vile grinned.
"Clown's done." Scorpion chirped.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Apr 26, 2011 16:23:35 GMT -8
DJ hopped repeatedly, "Yay! Let's serve it up!"
Brianna smiled, "Save some for me".
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Post by Junkie on Apr 26, 2011 16:32:42 GMT -8
"Well....we can't yet.....We've got nothing to serve it on." Scorpion said.
"Got any big ass plates?" Vile asked.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Apr 26, 2011 16:59:04 GMT -8
Brianna took to the road again, and brought back some plates.
"Here you guys are. Huge ass plates for a huge ass meal. Oh, and an even bigger platter".
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Post by Junkie on Apr 26, 2011 17:31:12 GMT -8
"Alright!" Scorpion shouted, taking the clown out of the fryer and placing him on the platter. "Lets eat!"
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