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Post by Darth Sariah on Dec 15, 2010 21:06:35 GMT -8
"I have heard of you of course. Quite a famous subject in terms of human mercenaries, although I prefer not to soil my hands in such nasty business. Being what you are, I assume there is a business related angle to your visit. If you promise to behave yourself in my presence then you have my ear. Also, would you be interested in tea?"
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Post by Alastor on Dec 15, 2010 21:10:13 GMT -8
"Eh, why not. Also, might want to interupt, that Terumi guy kicked the other's ass and is using his sword as a stiring stick for a shout out to a webcomic." Deadpool replied.
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Post by Darth Sariah on Dec 15, 2010 21:19:18 GMT -8
"Valkenhayn, bring out another cup for our guest."
"Of course Lady Rachel."
"What Terumi does is of little concern if he stays his hand from mass murder. The cycle is to far along to allow any of his actions to continue without my knowledge of it."
She paused as Valkenhayn brought out an extra cup and poured tea for Deadpool.
"What would you propose I do about it if it does not fall within these these certain parameters?"
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Post by Spectraitor on Dec 15, 2010 21:24:36 GMT -8
"Wat." Anti sat up from where she'd been previously and glared at Alastor whilst clipping the belt on.
Mantis had nearly toppled at her alter ego's sudden movement and was only just righting herself as she spoke. "Are you telling me...that there was no need to go through the whole mental contortions we did in trying to get back to the proper body?"
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Post by Alastor on Dec 15, 2010 21:33:37 GMT -8
"Have you considered that he has help from another world?" Deadpool asked, "My universe may be screwy about universe travel, but it doesn't seem normal that he'd be able to attack and possibly commit mass murder that Sol guy's world."
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Post by Spectraitor on Dec 15, 2010 21:52:58 GMT -8
A muttered phrase and Anti had a cup of the tea in her hands. She blew across the surface before taking a cautious sip.
Mantis continued to rant in the background.
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Post by Alastor on Dec 15, 2010 21:57:06 GMT -8
Alastor ran back, "SEEN KAMEN RIDER DOUBLE YET?" he yelled, throwing the Heat gaia memory into the Doubledriver.
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Post by Spectraitor on Dec 15, 2010 22:02:44 GMT -8
"If that wasn't enough, we then had to- What?" Obviously, they hadn't been paying attention to have missed Alastor's exit.
"Kamen Rider- WHY DON'T I KNOW THIS." Anti looked murderously excited. "TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW."
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Post by Alastor on Dec 15, 2010 22:04:44 GMT -8
"WIKIPEDIA IT! YOU SAID YOU WERE A FAN IN ANOTHER THREAD!"
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Post by Spectraitor on Dec 15, 2010 22:24:34 GMT -8
"GODDAMMIT NO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING. BYE GUYS, SEE YOU IN A COUPLE MONTHS."
"She's kidding of course. There's still finals and studying to do after all." Mantis nonetheless followed the trail of debris left swirling in Anti's haste.
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samedi
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Post by samedi on Dec 15, 2010 22:31:13 GMT -8
Samedi was turning on his chair, seeing if he could induce a worm hole. "Kamen...Kamen. Ramen? You people watch the strangest things."
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Post by Darth Sariah on Dec 15, 2010 23:02:32 GMT -8
"Have you considered that he has help from another world?" Deadpool asked, "My universe may be screwy about universe travel, but it doesn't seem normal that he'd be able to attack and possibly commit mass murder that Sol guy's world." "From another world? What madness do you speak boy?" Valkenhayn said visibly concerned with this news.
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Post by Alastor on Dec 15, 2010 23:16:20 GMT -8
"See, here this is a singluar universe, there are a multiple of them- Hell, been to a few myself, even had a team of mes from them- And Terumi was taken to another with Sol chasing him here." Deadpool explained, "Someone has taken him to other ones."
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Post by Darth Sariah on Dec 15, 2010 23:26:59 GMT -8
"Indeed if Terumi has done something outside the normal cycle then it is cause for concern." Valkenhayn concluded.
"Yes, if Terumi has switched tactics then he would not be moving so quickly. However, this Sol seems capable of containing him for the time being. Unless you are offering to render your service for a fee, mercenary? Likewise, I will consult Jubei on this matter as well if it is to the extent of imperiling our efforts."
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Post by Alastor on Dec 16, 2010 0:15:51 GMT -8
"Perhaps, vampire." A voice boomed, as a large steel clank started approaching, "Or perhaps, my ally of Terumi has been distracting you for my arrival?"
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Post by Darth Sariah on Dec 16, 2010 0:19:46 GMT -8
"What game are you playing at mercenary?" Valkenhayn yelled as he rose from his chair.
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Post by Alastor on Dec 16, 2010 0:25:52 GMT -8
"Wasn't me this time." Deadpool replied, sipping his tea. "It was I, The Grand Overlord." The voice told Valkenhayn.
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Post by Darth Sariah on Dec 16, 2010 0:51:13 GMT -8
" Calm yourself Valkenhayn! The 'Grand Overlord'? I assume this is our alternative universe visitor who is helping Terumi?" Rachel asked while still calmly sitting in her throne.
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Post by Alastor on Dec 16, 2010 0:55:33 GMT -8
"Alternate multiverse, vampire. Mere universes fall at my hands" The Grand Overlord replied, "And yes, one could say that."
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Post by Darth Sariah on Dec 16, 2010 1:02:16 GMT -8
"What is it you expect to gain from helping Terumi? The wheel of fate has determined his destiny to be that of defeat every cycle. Whatever advantage you hope to gain will be lost to you. Then I'd expect you ignorant of such matters."
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Post by Alastor on Dec 16, 2010 1:13:30 GMT -8
"Beleave it or not, my dear, but destiny has been factored for." TGO laughed, "Have you ever wondered why I've been teleporting him to other worlds beyond my plans? Each world has a different set of rules, destiny can be destroyed by that way."
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Post by Darth Sariah on Dec 16, 2010 1:20:42 GMT -8
"Well, 'Beleave' me when I say your spelling is utterly atrocious and that each system operates on its own rules independent of others. As long as we exist in this realm then those rules will never be broken. No matter his actions, fate dictates that Terumi will die at the hands of the heroes. You never broke fate. You simply go to other worlds to play by their rules. Once Terumi is under our own, he will fall every time."
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Post by Alastor on Dec 16, 2010 1:28:34 GMT -8
"Accounted for. For you see, when worlds, as well as realms, merge the rules simply do not, creating anarchy." TGO replied, truly sounding bored.
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Post by Darth Sariah on Dec 16, 2010 1:36:33 GMT -8
"Enough of this pointless dialogue! M'lady, this man is obviously conceited that he can defy what is ordained. I can't even pos-"
" I said 'Calm yourself!', Valkenhayn, and do not proceed to interrupt me!" Rachel said in an uncharacteristically annoyed voice.
"Apologies my lady." Valkenhayn relented.
"Very well", she said returning to monotone, "I ask again, what is it you seek from helping Terumi? What is your stake in his future?"
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Post by Alastor on Dec 16, 2010 1:40:18 GMT -8
"Shits and giggles, honestly. He's also strangly compelling company."
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Post by Darth Sariah on Dec 16, 2010 1:52:55 GMT -8
"You have no valid stake in his future, just a relief from boredom like a child at his toys. How quaint. If you have no further business other than that then I assure you that everything ordained shall fall through no matter what action you take. You may go now." Rachel turns to Deadpool, "You may also depart if you have conducted your business. Valkenhayn will show you both the door. Unless of course you insist. Either way makes little difference."
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Post by Alastor on Dec 16, 2010 2:01:21 GMT -8
"Say what you will, but our discussion has started the end of the universe." TGO said, his avatar dropping to the floor. Deadpool, however, teleported back to the pub. --- "HOLY SHIT!" D yelled, the pub being in a utter mess with the Flamebrough stuck in the while as Terumi ate a Terumuffin.
((...Yes, I used this as a jumping off piece for RPUcoylpse.))
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Post by Darth Sariah on Dec 16, 2010 2:03:54 GMT -8
(Ah, I was wondering about that. Can I use Rachel and Valkenhayn in it?)
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Post by Alastor on Dec 16, 2010 2:08:08 GMT -8
(Go fill out a form mah boi. Might want a villian too, there's going to be two RPs with the villian one a sitcom.)
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Post by joseph on Jan 4, 2011 17:42:18 GMT -8
Two little subconscious imps came stumbling onto the main scene. There was absolutely nothing remarkable about either of them, except for the fact that one of them happened to be carrying above his head a tall, slender woman in a purple Chinese dress with a strange pirate emblem pattern. She was very beautiful, and her dark hair fell over her shoulder like a black curtain. The lady's hands were shackled behind her back with what looked like thick handcuffs. Her ankles were similarly cuffed together, and a thick wool scarf covered her mouth as a gag. Bands of duct tape pinned her upper arms to her torso and her strong thighs together. The captured woman struggled and fumed in her small captor's grip, but he was just steady enough to balance her above his head.
The unburdened imp glared at his companion. "Remind me why it's such a good idea for us to KIDNAP A MAGICAL PIRATE CAPTAIN WHO CAN TURN US TO STONE?!"
His friend rolled his eyes and replied, "Listen up, Abe, I'm not gonna repeat myself. We're carrying Boa Hancock 'cos for some reason, Joseph thinks we should. Also, as long as we've got seastone on 'er, she ain't magic."
"Well, la-di-da! How was I supposed to know all that?"
"If you'd been paying attention last summer, you'd know that this chick was the apple of Joseph's imagination's eye. Don't you ever do your job?"
"I'm usually only active when Joseph's drunk!"
"Is that why we're stumbling?"
"MMMMGHRRMMPH!"
"Hey, take it easy, toots, or I'll tickle Harry's armpits again."
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