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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Jun 13, 2011 8:58:01 GMT -8
"I didn't make anything for any humans....I didn't expect them...", Bella sighed.
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jun 13, 2011 12:59:25 GMT -8
"Well, call us when food is ready." Keiko said. "Sakura, Gingkyo, go wash up." Both girls nodded as they went in to explore the room. Sakura put her pets down on the ground as they did. "Are we to dress for dinner?" Mitsutaka asked.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Jun 13, 2011 13:26:00 GMT -8
"It doesn't matter what you wear, it's casual", Bella waved the question aside as she went down to the kitchen.
Brianna looked at Sky once more, and remembered the first aid kit that Bella had. She found it once more, and grabbed a packet of smelling salts. She put it under Sky's nose in an attempt to rouse him.
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jun 13, 2011 13:34:50 GMT -8
"I see. Thank you." Mitsutaka said, removing his jacket and loosening his tie.
"Will he be all right?" Keiko asked as she picked up Hana and the kitten licked his nose.
Sakura and Gingkyo played paper-rock-scissors to see who would wash up first.
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Jun 13, 2011 13:54:38 GMT -8
Ratio frowned a little bit. The girl had all but ignored him. Probably for the best. We'll just keep quiet here and hopefully not lose our heads in the mean time."Wyatt, you room with me." Ratio said as they passed another one of the rooms. "What?" Wyatt blinked. "Do as I say." Ratio brought the boy close, "Listen, we may have to fend off these creatures should something turn them sour, and I don't know about you, but I'd rather not be paired with someone useless when the time comes for pleasantries to end and spellcasting to begin. Understand." Wyatt nodded, "R-.. right sir." "Mommy are we having dinner yet?" Renesmee chirped, "I'm sure our guests are starving." "I'll pair up with my Brother," said Mana. "So no one else needs to worry about it." "Hey! I'm not that bad!" pouted Tyler. Mana smirked.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Jun 13, 2011 14:57:55 GMT -8
Joselyn nodded at Masuyagi. "Cool. We'll take the brown room, then, if that's all right with you" she said. The room had only two beds, but they were large, and Joselyn was used to sharing with Colin.
Esme, meanwhile, had finished making dinner for the humans. It was nice to have someone actually eat the food she cooked obsessively. "Dinner's ready!" she called sweetly.
"Great," said Joselyn. "I'm starving." As far as she could remember, the last things she and Colin had eaten were the protein bars Scott had given them. Colin was already racing to the kitchen.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Jun 13, 2011 15:55:25 GMT -8
"We'll be with Brienne in the blue room, if you guys need us." Twili said, walking in the room. "Brienne! Let him sleep for..." Brandon said, seeing Sky stir. "Ack, too late. Well, when he's fully awake, bring him in." He said, joining Twili. "L-Love...? Must...be a dream..." Sky said, attempting to fall right back to sleep, but jolting awake when the smell hit him. "WHOA, what is that thing!?"
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jun 13, 2011 15:59:48 GMT -8
Masayugi smiled. "Excellent." He heard Esme's call and knocked on the red room. "Dinner's ready, guys." "Thank you, Masa." Mitsutaka nodded. He placed the jacket and tie on his bed, before knocking at a suite. "Girls, hurry up. Dinner's ready." He said to them. "I really hope it's not rabbit." Sakura whispered in Russian, before she smiled. "Go ahead. I'd probably clog the sink." The little girl grinned and washed and dried her hands before she headed down the stairs. "Bring the kittens down too. The bunnies and I will be there shortly." After Gingkyo left, Sakura quickly ran a comb through the water, combing her hair until any dirt was gone. She brushed off her clothes and washed her face, hands and arms, before scooping the little balls of fluff to join her family.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Jun 13, 2011 17:58:36 GMT -8
"It's smelling salt, love", Brianna replied. She disposed of the packet and lead Sky to the bed. "Bran, you know it's not good to leave him unconscious...he could've had a concussion and died had I not intervened. Leaving someone unconscious during a potential brain injury can be fatal".
DJ took the bed in the far corner. It wasn't so much a bed as it was an oversized cot. Tristan woke him up for dinner as soon as he heard it was ready.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Jun 13, 2011 18:29:55 GMT -8
"Well...you have healing magic, so I assumed he'd be fine. My bad, Sky." Brandon apologized. "Wonder why he was shirtless, though..." Twili said as Sky tried to comprehend what was going on.
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jun 13, 2011 20:11:17 GMT -8
Sakura, being last, closed the door. "Is everyone all right? Masa said that dinner's ready."
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Jun 13, 2011 21:30:01 GMT -8
"I only have healing magic when Lorena's here...and she's not", Brianna confessed, "Besides, my inherent healing magic can't heal something potentially life threatening or clean the blood out of a man's brain". She spoke softly to her lover, snuggling close to him. "I-I have something to tell you...you're not gonna like it....we're in the Twilight universe...".
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Post by Anya the Purple on Jun 14, 2011 4:47:54 GMT -8
Esme stuck her head down the hall and called again, "Dinner! Is anyone else hungry?"
Joselyn had followed Colin down the hall, and both were already devouring huge portions of green beans, fried chicken, and corn on the cob.
((Yeah... Esme cooks homestyle southern food now.))
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Jun 14, 2011 4:54:31 GMT -8
"The Tw...okay, someone's seriously punking me or I'm dreaming this up. Thre's no way that-" Sky began. "Get it together, In-...I mean, Skyblade! You're with us for now, so-" Brandon said, coering Sky's mouth before he can interrupt. "-Alternate universe we're in, that's how. Oh, and this is-" "Twili. I know, I spoke to you two before." Sky interrupted. "Well, I don't care what..." he stopped, coughing and mumbling something under his cough. "...universe we're in. Long as I'm with my love..." He stopped again, putting his arm around Brienne. "Aww..." Twili commented.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Jun 14, 2011 7:59:32 GMT -8
Wyatt stared at Brianna for a few seconds.
"Listen, I really don't get what you're going on about dusk and twilight here. It's obviously night time." He frowned a little bit. His stomach started to rumble a bit. To be honest he'd forgotten how long it had been since he and the others had eaten. He was subtle about trying to contain how glad he was to finally be getting food. His son however...
Shane was at the table before anyone else, eyes wide.
"Ye merciful gods, how did you get so much food?" he asked, "This is amazing!"
"Well, its only for our guests of course." Renesmee giggled, putting a hand on Shane's shoulder. The boy shivered a little. Her hands felt dead. Oh ye gods..
"Um..." Shane stammered, "Um I..."
Renesmee grinned, "Just enjoy." She said.
"Well, I'm gonna dig in myself." Jacob grinned, "You guys might not eat, but I sure do, and I'm starving."
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Jun 14, 2011 8:10:40 GMT -8
Both Tyler and Mana looked cautiously at the food, it looked very, very good, but they'd had too many bad experiences with cannibals offering poisoned food for them to eat comfortably, and the fact that these were Vampires didn't help their paranoia. Though, the temptation was very high for the two scavengers who were forced to scrounge up food in the wasteland and ration it amongst the other orphans.
Agent SAM was having similar thoughts, he met eyes with Mana, letting his glasses slide down so that Mana could see his eyes, as well as allow telepathic conversation. Is the food safe?
Mana continued looking for a moment, smelling a bit for chemicals before saying. It's fine.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Jun 14, 2011 8:11:45 GMT -8
"Wanna get some food, Sky?" Brianna said as she helped the boy out of bed and kissed his cheek.
DJ, for such occasions as Ratio, dug out a copy of the Twilight book. "Here, this is what universe we're in. This book is called Twilight. It's a horrible, horrible book, but I carry a copy just in case people either don't know of it or I need to bait fans of the series away from me".
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jun 14, 2011 8:37:40 GMT -8
((Nice~ XD)) Mitsutaka pulled out a chair for Keiko, kissing her cheek as he sat down. Both looked on, wide-eyed. "Oh my goodness!" Sakura's eyes went wide. "What do you suggest feeding them?" She held up the baby bunnies. "I was thinking of the corn, but I don't know." "Are you always on?" The blond girl asked Sakura snidely. "Would you be mad if I fed the kitties chicken?" Gingkyo asked. "They're probably hungry too."
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Post by Darth Pichu on Jun 14, 2011 10:19:24 GMT -8
Ratio frowned a little bit, picking up the book. He opened to a random page, and began shifting through the pages as if reading.
"Well that doesn't make much sense at all." he muttered, "What kind of universe is this? I... I honestly can't make heads or tails of it."
"Y-.. you're holding the book upside down, sir." Wyatt pointed out meekly. Ratio blinked, staring at the book and then at his apprentice.
"I knew that." he said, tossing it over his shoulders, "I honestly don't see how that could possibly make up a universe. After all, all it seems to be is a bunch of little black words running together on pieces of paper. That's hardly a universe at all."
"I think he means what's written on the pages." Wyatt replied, opening the book himself. He turned to the first page, "Um.. It's says... umm... ah..."
"I like it!" Shane piped up, "It's got an apple on the cover. It must be a cook book." he grinned, rather proud of his own observation.
"Well it's certainly not a very good cook book." Wyatt murmured, "I can't find any recipes in here at all."
Renesmee sighed. Some of these people seemed so strange.
"What's that book supposed to be about?" she frowned, "Can I read it? What happens in it? It looks interesting."
She smiled at Tyler, "Maybe I could read it to you after dinner, hm?"
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jun 14, 2011 11:18:50 GMT -8
Sakura smiled at Gingkyo. "It's up to our hosts, but we should make sure the skin's peeled off and don't let them gorge. One piece should be fine for all three. They're still babies." As she spoke, she began to remove the corn from the cob for the rabbits and helped cut up chicken for the cats.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Jun 14, 2011 19:18:37 GMT -8
Edward glanced at the man with an eye patch. "We aren't planning on poisoning you," he said. "We don't eat humans. We prefer t take what we find to be the more moral path and drink only the blood of animals."
Joselyn had finished eating long before Colin, whose stomach seemed bottomless. "I'll meet you in the room, Col," she said, heading back towards their rooms. She walked in on the others discussing Twilight. "I can read it for you, but I don't think you'd want me to. The apple on the cover is supposed to symbolize forbidden fruit," she explained to Shane. "It's because Edward is supposedly having all this trouble with his hunger for Bella's blood-Edward being the sparkly guy who can read minds, and Bella being the sparkly girl who had the first-aid kit. Anyway, it's supposedly 'forbidden love.' But it's really not. And there's no conflict or anything. In the final installment of the series, she-" Joselyn motioned towards Renesmee- "bites her way out of Bella's uterus, resulting in Bella becoming a sparkly 'vampire.' Jacob, the big Native American guy downstairs, then... ah... imprints on newborn Renesmee, which is her name. And by imprints I mean becomes a pedophile for. So, yeah, this is like the one time you should be thankful you can't read."
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jun 14, 2011 20:34:49 GMT -8
"That explains a lot." Masayugi said. When he bit into the chicken, his eyes went wide. "By the Buddha, this is delicious!" He began to eat a lot of everything. Gingkyo, having overheard, yipped as she stared around, wide-eyed. "We're there?!" She asked. "Apparently." Sakura sighed as she turned to Joselyn. "Could you tell me what Blondie's problem is with me? Thank you." As she spoke, she and her sister put the food on the ground as her family began to eat, as well, with the same basic reaction of Masayugi, but Keiko didn't mention Buddha.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Jun 15, 2011 4:12:59 GMT -8
Sky was about to eat when Joselyn began explaining parts of the story. After the image of Renesmee being utterly impatient in wanting to be born, he put down his food. "L-Love...even though you say stuff like that a lot, hearing it about...well, this universe kinda put me off from eating..." "I don't blame you, brother..." Brandon said, still barely able to eat. "Still, just take one bite. It'll be enough to get you going again, trust me." Twili said in between bites. "A-Alright..." Sky replied, trying some chicken and being perked up instantly. "Ye mercif-" "-That's our line." Brandon cut him off. "More like Shane's line." Twili responded.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Jun 15, 2011 10:46:39 GMT -8
Brianna shoved as much food as she could into her mouth. Even though she'd eaten that fox earlier, and the skin was in the room as well as the skeleton, she was still extremely hungry. Besides, who could resist Southern-style food? She couldn't. Tristan was also greedily devouring the food.
DJ had taken tiny nibbles, and then binged because the food was so tasty. "Excuse me", he said promptly as he went to the bathroom. Sounds of vomiting could be heard, and Brianna sighed.
"He has an eating disorder".
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Post by Darth Pichu on Jun 15, 2011 11:34:01 GMT -8
"Hey!" Renesmee looked a bit offended by Colin and Joselyn's remarks, "It's not pedophilia, we're in love!" she grinned, hugging Jacob around the neck, "And besides, I'm not like you feeble minded humans. I grew up far quicker and my mind matured far faster than any human child's would have. I was ready for Jakey when I had to be."
Shane blinked, staring at the girl, "Wait..." he started, half a piece of chicken hanging out of his mouth "So.. how old does that make you now?"
"Six." Renesmee grinned.
Shane choked on his chicken.
In the mean time Ratio was listening intently to Colin's description.
"Well that doesn't sound so bad." he said, "I mean, at least they aren't cousins. Are they?" he frowned a little, staring across the table. After a second he shook his head, "No I doubt it. And I can't say it's the worst tale I've ever heard either."
He laughed a bit, sitting back, "Why, when I was a child my master used to tell me the most amusing tales about love. Like how once upon a time there was a man born to a king and a queen who a fortune teller foretold was cursed to murder his father and marry his mother by the time he was grown. So the man left his kingdom and traveled for a long while until he met another man who he struck up a quarrel with. He killed the man of course, and then rode his horse all the way into a neighboring kingdom. Well long story short he ends up marrying the queen in that kingdom, and they lived happily for quite a few years before that same soothsayer came back and told the king that he was actually adopted! The man that he'd killed on the road was actually his real father and the woman he'd ended up marrying was actually his mother!" Ratio laughed. Just about no one else did, "Of course then the man ended up cutting his eyes out, and the wife flat out hanged herself. Tragic. But a hilarious twist of irony!"
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Jun 15, 2011 15:04:36 GMT -8
"What's that book supposed to be about?" she frowned, "Can I read it? What happens in it? It looks interesting." She smiled at Tyler, "Maybe I could read it to you after dinner, hm?" Tyler's spine shivered at this, though he tried his best not to show it. Something about the way she said it gave him very bad vibes. Then he heard her age. He had to look at Jacob, then the girl again. And her parents approve of this? He couldn't believe it. She looked older than he did, Tyler already looked younger than he actually was, but still, in her case, it was a bit ridiculous.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Jun 15, 2011 18:15:08 GMT -8
"Irony, my friend, is something this universe severely lacks," groused Joselyn. "As well as any other sort of plot device that would make an interesting story. And yet it's become one of the most popular book series in my world." She winced.
Colin looked up. "It's really awful," he intoned through a mouthful of corn. "Half the book is just Bella thinking 'Oh my gosh, Edward's so pretty and sparkly!' And the other half is Edward saying, 'Bella, I love you! But we can't be together for reasons I'll never explain! But I love you!'"
Edward growled at the blonde boy. "You have no idea what life has been like for us," he snarled. "Nor do any of you. I suggest you stop talking about us immediately."
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jun 15, 2011 19:28:08 GMT -8
The Iwato family choked on their meals, coughing at the mention of age. Finally, Gingkyo spoke up. "What the hell?! Six?!" The little girl screeched. "I'm nine. Why the hell do you look like Sakura?! And will you be old when you're 22?"
Sakura asked after swallowing a bit of biscuit. "Brianna, what about your friend? How can we help him?" She ate a little more chicken. "So you've heard of Oedipus too, Ratio?" She chewed politely.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Jun 15, 2011 19:35:31 GMT -8
"Um..." Ratio blinked, staring at Colin, "I.. appreciate your um... enthusiasm but ah..." he leaned in whispering to Colin, "These people can eat us. We are the equivalent of a walking turkey leg to these people and you're insulting them in their home while we eat their food. Not a good precursor, just saying." He blinked, staring at Sakura, "Who's Oedipus?"
Wyatt blinked, staring at the Iwatos, "Sakura!" Wyatt cried, "Where've you been? We were worried about you!"
Ratio grinned at Edward, "He didn't mean it." he said, "Trust me, he really didn't mean it."
Renesmee smiled a little bit, walking behind Tyler and brushing her cold fingers across Tyler's back. Words echoed in Tyler's head, I want you, and I know you want me.
She grinned a bit as she sat down next to Jacob, "My mommy doesn't have a problem with it." she giggled, "After all, she and Jakey were in love while I was an egg in mommy's tummy. We were in love since before I was born. It was destiny."
Ratio snickered a little bit.
Renesmee frowned, "What?"
Ratio shook his head, "Nothing. It's just irony." he shook his head, "Sleeping with his own mother, honestly every time I think about it!"
Jacob frowned, "You know.. that's in really bad taste, right?" he blinked, "Isn't that a greek tragedy?"
Ratio grinned, "I have no idea what you're talking about, but you're hilarious too."
Wyatt frowned a little bit, staring at his plate, "Exactly what's in this food?" he asked, staring at Ratio. Shane was still choking on his chicken.
At last he freed the hunk of food from his throat and gave a gasp.
"I don't know." he coughed, "But it's tasty! I like it!"
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Jun 15, 2011 19:56:49 GMT -8
Tyler looked around, he shuddered even more. Had she just spoken inside his head? And what she'd said, scared him, and he didn't know why. As soon as he felt the cold touch, he shuddered even further and his pupils contracted and for a brief moment, his eyes were red-orange, a look of horror frozen onto his face for those few seconds before trying to look as normal as he could.
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Mana immediately turned his gaze towards the Cullen's daughter, and squinted his eye as the Half-Vampire sexually harassed his little brother.
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