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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 31, 2011 10:21:18 GMT -8
Ulfr's eye twitched, "You think I'm a girl?" He wasn't that ambiguous...was he?
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Post by Little Death on Dec 31, 2011 10:33:08 GMT -8
LD bit her lip, trying not to laugh at his misfortune.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 31, 2011 10:47:36 GMT -8
Ratio grinned, "I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time, Ulfr." He grinned, patting him on the back, "I'm sure you'll get over your gender issues eventually." He chuckled, "Maybe a nice manicure would help you settle that out."
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 31, 2011 11:35:27 GMT -8
Ratio grinned, "I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time, Ulfr." He grinned, patting him on the back, "I'm sure you'll get over your gender issues eventually." He chuckled, "Maybe a nice manicure would help you settle that out." "What're you implying Horatio?" His eyes squinted. He then slapped away the faeries hand. "And stop that!"
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 31, 2011 11:53:46 GMT -8
"Oh nothing much, Edward." Ratio replied, his smirk never fading. He was testing the waters, "Nothing at all."
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 31, 2011 12:14:36 GMT -8
Ulfr's eyes widened. His birth name. The name he cast away. He didn't want to be Edward anymore, he didn't want to be the boy who was raped and tortured by his own mother.
It took him half a second to regain his composure, not the first time something's figured him out. He gave a sharp tooth'd grin.
"You fishing, Horatio? Because in these waters, you're more likely to come across sharks."
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 31, 2011 14:59:18 GMT -8
"Oh good." Ratio crossed his legs, leaning back. He could barely supress a smile. He was needling at Ulfr, getting under his skin. Perfect. "I prefer to hunt for big game."
He chuckled a bit, "Now, is it your utter self loathing that leads you to wish death on the rest of the universe, or was that just caused by your mommy issues?"
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 31, 2011 15:30:00 GMT -8
"I'm sorry, but how's that Oedipus Complex coming along?" grinned Ulfr. "Must've liked shooting your own Daddy."
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 31, 2011 16:50:52 GMT -8
"The man was an idiot and deserved to die." Ratio's voice was flat and his eyes expressionless, "Can only put up with that kind of idiocy for so long. At least I had enough sense to quit while I was ahead instead of waiting to lose myself to the insanity of my own mind." He grinned, "That's the difference between you and I Ulfr. You're just as smart as I am, but I'm still sane."
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 31, 2011 17:15:03 GMT -8
"I dunno Horatio," said Ulfr, "Insulting and baiting me is a pretty stupid thing to do, not to mention possibly insane. Especially now that Vague's looking for a new bitch."
The shadowy form of Vague appeared next to him, wearing a twisted grin, a whip in his hand, testing it on his other palm, demonstrating for the Mage.
"Care to be his new butt buddy?" asked Ulfr.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 31, 2011 18:33:54 GMT -8
"Neutral ground, Ulfr, It's not like we're fighting now." He grinned, "Otherwise I don't think we'd be sitting here talking like civilized men. We'd probably be in the streets beating the tar out of each other." He grinned, "Let's not get too mad, Ulfr, its bad for your health."
He waved at Vague, "Oh, you needed someone new? Why, was Wyatt too hardcore for you?" He chuckled, "Don't worry, Vague, I sympathize with you. Sunsets and rainbows really can be scary."
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 31, 2011 18:42:42 GMT -8
"It was a SUNRISE!" roared Vague.
Ulfr paused for a moment, before his sly grin crept up onto his face. "Tell me, Horatio. I made sure that documents of who I used to be were destroyed, how did you come across them?"
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 31, 2011 18:49:45 GMT -8
"Oh yes, sunrises can be scary too." Ratio nodded sagely before turning to Ulfr.
"And for your information, I don't read." he crossed his arms, "As for how I know it, well, you really shouldn't have confided your entire life story in the one man alive who is actually capable of killing you. Or let said man's consciousness get transferred into the mind of an impressionable young boy who happens to like telling tales." he grinned, "Did I mention I also know about your man crush? Really, Ulfr, you never struck me as the type, but I suppose I can't be one to judge."
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 31, 2011 18:59:10 GMT -8
Ulfr squinted his eyes, "Really? You're going to discriminate against those who's sexuality does not align with your own?" He smirked. "But I guess that's something you would do. Look around you, Ratio, you're making me look like a misunderstood person, and you like a grade a douche."
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 31, 2011 19:21:16 GMT -8
Ratio shrugged, "Seeing as you're kind of trying to destroy the universe because you see yourself as ultimately more worthy of living than the rest of the world, I really think you might be calling the kettle black, to use the term." he sat back, "And I never said I had a problem with your preferences. I'm just amused at how insecure you act about it, especially considering you have all the knowledge in the universe. Honestly, billions of years worth of wisdom and you're still sweating at night over a little crush, hm?" he grinned, "Really, Ulfr, lets look at perspective here. Who's in the wrong, really?"
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 31, 2011 19:29:56 GMT -8
Suddenly, Ulfr laughed, it wasn't one of his fruity, happy laughs. It was terrifying.
"Oh? What's the matter Ratio? Don't like me being around you?" asked Ulfr. "Or is it the fact that I even exist. Someone so much more powerful than you? Why?"
He put a foot on the table.
"Is it because your afraid of what that would mean? That you are nothing? You're not even a speck. You're a milisecond of thought converted into a single electron." He held out a hand. In it, was a miniature sun.
"Y'know, the planet itself of which you're already so insignificant compared to, is like a speck of dust too the sun. And I can hold it in the palm of my hand." said Ulfr. He crushed it and then added, "Just to give you a scale on how outclassed you are, and feel."
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 31, 2011 19:47:54 GMT -8
Ratio frowned, "Honestly Ulfr, whatever gave you that idea?" he asked, raising an eyebrow. He laughed, "Ulfr, if I was intimidated by you, you'd know. I wouldn't have engaged you if I was really frightened of you. You're all talk. I can't really fear someone if you're never even going to act. All you do is sit behind your little table and babble on like a mad man. It makes me wonder, are you actually capable of all you say you can, or are you just going to sit on your haunches and talk about yourself all day?"
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 31, 2011 19:58:58 GMT -8
Ulfr smiled, "The thing is Ratio, the reason I know this is because..."
I'm already inside your head. I've broken down all the barriers, so easily to. Oh my, you can't access your magic? Can't remember how to do magic? Whoopsies.
Ratio's hand suddenly went upwards, forming a gun shape out of his hands, bringing it up under his jaw, and his thumb twitched as if shooting. Inside Ratio's head he could hear clear gunshots going off, despite the fact that there was no gun.
I wouldn't even need to do that. Be careful coming out of the shop, Horatio. Now then, let's behave like good boys.
Ratio suddenly felt control over himself again.
Ulfr broke away and said, "My friend here." He pointed at Vague, "Would like decaf."
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 31, 2011 21:31:11 GMT -8
Ratio's face froze. All of a sudden everything had gone cold. Things felt wrong. Ulfr's voice was echoing inside of his head and suddenly he was mute. He couldn't speak, and what was worse, he couldn't reach out for his magic. He couldn't remember his spells. His breath caught, panic filling him as his hand involuntarily raised itself, pointing to his chin as if it were a gun. Ratio gritted his teeth, heart pounding, trying to pull his hand away, but he was helpless. A gunshot rang through Ratio's ears. He froze. The same as before...
Ratio gave a short gasp as Ulfr released control of him, clutching the counter as if for support. He realized at once that he was shaking, his brow suddenly drenched with sweat. He glared at Ulfr, shaking himself again and turning back to his drink. He scowled, but said nothing.
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 31, 2011 21:39:33 GMT -8
"This coffee is good," said Ulfr, "might have to make this place a regular stop by, what do you think, Vague?"
"Lemmie be the judge of that." said Vague, waiting patiently on his decaff.
"So be it, your honor," grinned Ulfr.
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Post by Little Death on Jan 2, 2012 14:10:40 GMT -8
LD watched the entire exchange between the two, and towards the end of it, she was practically rolling her eyes. 'Boys will be boys...' she thought to herself.
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Jan 2, 2012 20:30:43 GMT -8
Sophie poured out coffees, even a decaf, hitting the bell. She didn't let it show, but the three men made her very nervous. Fluffy would have normally greeted the other tables, but the little dog knew better and steered clear.
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Post by Saeran on Feb 26, 2012 23:04:48 GMT -8
Tamesis walked into the cafe his mismatched eyes taking in the people, he heard that this place was safe, that it as neutral ground "maybe I'll find some people that don't think I'm some sort of abomination because of my eyes he thought pulling his long jacket closer to him.
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Feb 27, 2012 15:00:38 GMT -8
Fluffy looked at the visitor and began sniffing, before he rolled over, demanding to be petted.
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Post by Saeran on Feb 27, 2012 16:18:18 GMT -8
Tamesis started a bit and then looked down to see the dog, giving a small smile he began to pet the dog.
"Hey there little one" he said scratching to dog's belly
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Feb 27, 2012 16:28:44 GMT -8
Fluffy's little leg began to thump along the ground as his little tongue lolled out like he was smiling too.
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