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Post by blenderbender on Jun 4, 2012 12:45:59 GMT -8
To be fair, I can see why the Romans would want to buddy up with the Sueids. One of them took out one of their best tourist traps. Any creature with enough power to do that is probably worth befriending. If nothing else, you can get them to go hog wild on your enemies rather than you for "slighting" them.
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Jun 4, 2012 15:13:40 GMT -8
In the Highlander Mythos, Pompei going BOOM was the consequence of two immortals breaking the fighting on Holy Ground rule. You kill another on Holy Ground... things go BIG BADDA BOOM... don't fight on Holy Ground.
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Post by blenderbender on Jun 4, 2012 17:04:26 GMT -8
^Well then, unless the Sueids are suddenly immortal (PLEASE SAY THEY AREN'T) then we're good.
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 4, 2012 17:34:52 GMT -8
To be fair, I can see why the Romans would want to buddy up with the Sueids. One of them took out one of their best tourist traps. Any creature with enough power to do that is probably worth befriending. If nothing else, you can get them to go hog wild on your enemies rather than you for "slighting" them. Ah, like how Lex Luthor deals with the Joker. Wise choice, Romans, wise choice.
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Jun 4, 2012 17:57:22 GMT -8
^Well then, unless the Sueids are suddenly immortal (PLEASE SAY THEY AREN'T) then we're good.
Luckily, aside from a very few, Immortals are not witches.
The difference is, in the Immortal world, Pompeii happened because someone "Broke the sacred rules". In Rose's world... Suids are just assholes.
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Post by blenderbender on Jun 5, 2012 12:33:22 GMT -8
Ah, like how Lex Luthor deals with the Joker. Wise choice, Romans, wise choice. Exactly! And I have to admit, as a comic lover, you noticing made me squee. Hey, the Romans had to have some kind of a brain in order to last so long. Brutality and batshit insane emperors only get you so far y'know. @skeksis - Oh thank goodness! Yeah the Sueids are a tad assholey aren't they?
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Jun 5, 2012 16:45:27 GMT -8
Ah, like how Lex Luthor deals with the Joker. Wise choice, Romans, wise choice. Exactly! And I have to admit, as a comic lover, you noticing made me squee. Hey, the Romans had to have some kind of a brain in order to last so long. Brutality and batshit insane emperors only get you so far y'know. @skeksis - Oh thank goodness! Yeah the Sueids are a tad assholey aren't they?
I have to say this... The Joker would take one look at "Rosie" and have WAY too much fun with her. And she'd fucking lose against Mr. Jay. Hell, just to add more crazy, we'll add in Deadpool. She'd never know what hit her.
Luther would film the whole thing and play it on Pay per view and get even MORE rich... hell even Superman would watch.
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Post by blenderbender on Jun 5, 2012 17:44:41 GMT -8
^Ohhh yes. If Luther wouldn't, Black Manta would (hey, not like he has issues with killing kids!). And it would be amazingness. The villains of comic-dom can be the good guys for once and take Rosie Posie out. The heroes deserve the chance to just sit back, relax, and enjoy. Since we all know we would. I actually wanna see Loki attack her. And, if Magneto and Red Skull can be in the same room without killing each other, then it'll just be entertaining.
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Post by annoyed on Jun 5, 2012 18:21:27 GMT -8
Exactly! And I have to admit, as a comic lover, you noticing made me squee. Hey, the Romans had to have some kind of a brain in order to last so long. Brutality and batshit insane emperors only get you so far y'know. @skeksis - Oh thank goodness! Yeah the Sueids are a tad assholey aren't they?
I have to say this... The Joker would take one look at "Rosie" and have WAY too much fun with her. And she'd fucking lose against Mr. Jay. Hell, just to add more crazy, we'll add in Deadpool. She'd never know what hit her.
Luther would film the whole thing and play it on Pay per view and get even MORE rich... hell even Superman would watch.Especially if it was Silver Age Superman Because he's a dick.
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 5, 2012 18:31:23 GMT -8
Ah, like how Lex Luthor deals with the Joker. Wise choice, Romans, wise choice. Exactly! And I have to admit, as a comic lover, you noticing made me squee. Hey, the Romans had to have some kind of a brain in order to last so long. Brutality and batshit insane emperors only get you so far y'know. @skeksis - Oh thank goodness! Yeah the Sueids are a tad assholey aren't they? One of Lexy-boy's finest moments. That kind of thinking is why he's one of the few mere mortals who can take on the Big Blue Boy Scout himself. Yep, while the Romans could be cruel as hell, no one can say they were not efficient. That's why most modern city plans are derived from their grid plan, which was in turn based on how they set up their military camps. My choice for villain to take on Rose: Rose's "mental walls" vs. Scarecrow's fear toxin! Which is stronger? Like it would even be a contest. Jonny's more skilled in the mind than she could ever hope to be. Villains of comics unite! Take down the one even more evil than yourselves and once again be the cruelest in the land! Well, cruelest in the interwebs!
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Post by blenderbender on Jun 5, 2012 18:56:00 GMT -8
@ annoyed - oh trust me, it is not just Silver Age Supes who's a dick.
@ ozy - That it was! Seriously, he may be the only one with the balls to hire the Joker. As Trickster said, nobody wants to be in the same room as he is.
I'll agree to that! The Romans were many, many, many things but sloppy they were not. Hey they were the first ones with running water, that has to mean something. And they defeated Carthage, which was to them what Persia was to Greece (ie; a recurring, much larger pain in the ass).
Oh hell yes! I could just see Rose picking on that one girl Scarecrow became attached to when he briefly reformed. You recall what he did to the poor schlubs that did that right? Ugly.
Hey even evil has standards! No way will they put up with this creature. And again, it saves the heroes the trouble. Which I'm sure they'll appreciate. Though I kinda want to see Mystique fight her now. Rose vs comics first lesbian? Oh the pain she'll put Rose through!
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Jun 5, 2012 19:10:37 GMT -8
^Ohhh yes. If Luther wouldn't, Black Manta would (hey, not like he has issues with killing kids!). And it would be amazingness. The villains of comic-dom can be the good guys for once and take Rosie Posie out. The heroes deserve the chance to just sit back, relax, and enjoy. Since we all know we would. I actually wanna see Loki attack her. And, if Magneto and Red Skull can be in the same room without killing each other, then it'll just be entertaining.
Joker has a penchant for killing kids with crowbars and bombs... so it's not like he'll have issues offing her.
Loki would just sic Thor on her... Mags and Red Skull... yeah... universe imploding.
One of Lexy-boy's finest moments. That kind of thinking is why he's one of the few mere mortals who can take on the Big Blue Boy Scout himself. Yep, while the Romans could be cruel as hell, no one can say they were not efficient. That's why most modern city plans are derived from their grid plan, which was in turn based on how they set up their military camps. My choice for villain to take on Rose: Rose's "mental walls" vs. Scarecrow's fear toxin! Which is stronger? Like it would even be a contest. Jonny's more skilled in the mind than she could ever hope to be. Villains of comics unite! Take down the one even more evil than yourselves and once again be the cruelest in the land! Well, cruelest in the interwebs!
First off her "Mental walls" would crumble before the might of any character in the Marvel and DC universe with Telepathy. Why? Because the Martians are natural telepaths and much, much, MUCH older than Rose and better trained in the use of their mental powers.
Put Rosie against Ghost Rider and he'd just kill her with his penance stare.
Rosie against Emma Frost? Emma Frost would eat her alive.
Rosie against The Phoenix force, or better yet, Dark Phoenix? Flaming bird of doom FTW.
Hell, pit Rose against Proteus... Proteus would just reality warp her into something disgusting and the world would hail him as a hero.
@ annoyed - oh trust me, it is not just Silver Age Supes who's a dick. @ ozy - That it was! Seriously, he may be the only one with the balls to hire the Joker. As Trickster said, nobody wants to be in the same room as he is. I'll agree to that! The Romans were many, many, many things but sloppy they were not. Hey they were the first ones with running water, that has to mean something. And they defeated Carthage, which was to them what Persia was to Greece (ie; a recurring, much larger pain in the ass). Oh hell yes! I could just see Rose picking on that one girl Scarecrow became attached to when he briefly reformed. You recall what he did to the poor schlubs that did that right? Ugly. Hey even evil has standards! No way will they put up with this creature. And again, it saves the heroes the trouble. Which I'm sure they'll appreciate. Though I kinda want to see Mystique fight her now. Rose vs comics first lesbian? Oh the pain she'll put Rose through!
Oooh... Rose vs. Mystique... can we add Sabertooth for more fun?
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Post by annoyed on Jun 5, 2012 19:56:42 GMT -8
@ annoyed - oh trust me, it is not just Silver Age Supes who's a dick. Yeah, but he's more overt about it
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 5, 2012 20:44:24 GMT -8
^Ohhh yes. If Luther wouldn't, Black Manta would (hey, not like he has issues with killing kids!). And it would be amazingness. The villains of comic-dom can be the good guys for once and take Rosie Posie out. The heroes deserve the chance to just sit back, relax, and enjoy. Since we all know we would. I actually wanna see Loki attack her. And, if Magneto and Red Skull can be in the same room without killing each other, then it'll just be entertaining.
Joker has a penchant for killing kids with crowbars and bombs... so it's not like he'll have issues offing her.
Loki would just sic Thor on her... Mags and Red Skull... yeah... universe imploding.
First off her "Mental walls" would crumble before the might of any character in the Marvel and DC universe with Telepathy. Why? Because the Martians are natural telepaths and much, much, MUCH older than Rose and better trained in the use of their mental powers.
Put Rosie against Ghost Rider and he'd just kill her with his penance stare.
Rosie against Emma Frost? Emma Frost would eat her alive.
Rosie against The Phoenix force, or better yet, Dark Phoenix? Flaming bird of doom FTW.
Hell, pit Rose against Proteus... Proteus would just reality warp her into something disgusting and the world would hail him as a hero.
@ annoyed - oh trust me, it is not just Silver Age Supes who's a dick. @ ozy - That it was! Seriously, he may be the only one with the balls to hire the Joker. As Trickster said, nobody wants to be in the same room as he is. I'll agree to that! The Romans were many, many, many things but sloppy they were not. Hey they were the first ones with running water, that has to mean something. And they defeated Carthage, which was to them what Persia was to Greece (ie; a recurring, much larger pain in the ass). Oh hell yes! I could just see Rose picking on that one girl Scarecrow became attached to when he briefly reformed. You recall what he did to the poor schlubs that did that right? Ugly. Hey even evil has standards! No way will they put up with this creature. And again, it saves the heroes the trouble. Which I'm sure they'll appreciate. Though I kinda want to see Mystique fight her now. Rose vs comics first lesbian? Oh the pain she'll put Rose through!
Oooh... Rose vs. Mystique... can we add Sabertooth for more fun?I just think it would be more humiliating for her to be brought down by a mere mortal after all her waving her powers and abilities in everyone's faces. Oh, that it would... Wait, I know! Sherlock Holmes! Anyone who's read the awesome fanfic in which he single-handedly made Edward Cullen his bitch knows what I'm talking about.
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Post by makoeyes on Jun 5, 2012 20:48:30 GMT -8
*Timidly raises hand* Never actually read any of the comics, but how about Doctor Strange? Sorcerer Supreme against a pretender to the throne? But if we're dealing solely with villains here, she'd be no match for either Morganna or Doctor Doom, magically speaking, or hell, in any way. *goes back to his corner*
*looks up at new post about a mere mortal taking her down* That would be even better! What about Ozzy from Watchmen? He's pretty mortal right? ANd he outsmarted Dr. Manhatten, who can see the future with ease.
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Jun 5, 2012 20:51:16 GMT -8
*Timidly raises hand* Never actually read any of the comics, but how about Doctor Strange? Sorcerer Supreme against a pretender to the throne? But if we're dealing solely with villains here, she'd be no match for either Morganna or Doctor Doom, magically speaking, or hell, in any way. *goes back to his corner*
They'd totally toast her. Add in Scarlet Witch and Mephisto and we got a party.
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Post by makoeyes on Jun 5, 2012 21:22:55 GMT -8
^Ooh Mephisto! Ever wanted to send that God Mode Sue to Hell? He's the man, er, demon to do it! Hela could also get in on the damnation fun, too!
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Jun 5, 2012 21:49:50 GMT -8
^Ooh Mephisto! Ever wanted to send that God Mode Sue to Hell? He's the man, er, demon to do it! Hela could also get in on the damnation fun, too!
I got two words for you: Thanos and Darkseid.
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Post by annoyed on Jun 5, 2012 23:24:54 GMT -8
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Jun 6, 2012 10:02:22 GMT -8
Who's that? Ultimate Mr. Sinister?
::Chuckles.:: Imagine Saruman against her... he'd squish her... or throw her to the Balrog.
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Post by annoyed on Jun 6, 2012 11:30:44 GMT -8
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 6, 2012 16:29:11 GMT -8
I have decided to post the very worst chapter (the one in which Rosey-Sue mutilates Ron) so that those with any lingering doubts may see that, yes, Rose deserves every bit of hatred she gets. It's the one with Das Mervin's sporking as that is the only way to read this travesty without stabbing your own eyes out. To do otherwise would be liking watching Nicolas Cage's Wicker Man without the Rifftrax. BEHOLD: www.journalfen.net/community/the_hms_stfu/198591.html#cutid1
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Post by blenderbender on Jun 6, 2012 18:48:48 GMT -8
^Oh God, why didn't Ginny beat the hell out of her? Or the twins? Or Hermione? Why didn't a teacher ask "Ronald, what's happened to your face?" and then haul Rose's keister to Dumbledore? Or better yet, the school governors? They wouldn't tolerate that bollocks for a moment. Also, just in order to put a blanket statement on this comic book character thing, how about we just let her go up against EVERYONE? Mephisto can curse her so that she gets her ultimate Sueid powers forever, but after someone beats her/kills her, she is regenerated and pitted against someone else? Then EVERYONE has an equal crack at her. I really want to see Mystique in particular. @ozy - Oh I know Joker would have no problem killing her, but Lex might not want his name associated with child killing. Black Manta, as his name is already associated with child killing, would have no such scruples. makoeyes- Pfft, you don't need to read comics. Just recommend a hero/villain/whoever. You could say Jarvis could take her out and nobody would argue. On that note, Aquaman could probably take her out easily. Everything on Earth evolved from an organism in the sea, right? Well that means he can get into your brain and do whatever he wants (I believe he gave someone a seizure with it once). Take that Rosey Posey.
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 6, 2012 22:25:30 GMT -8
^Why didn't Ginny beat the hell out of her? Ha! Oh, you silly thing, you. Rose is always right, and therefore any atrocities she commits are only for the greater good! And besides, Ginny and Hermione are her loyal love slaves; they'd never disobey their mistress! All hail the mighty Rose! Rose is perfect! Rose is...! If I type anymore of that, I'll have to chop off my hands. *shudder* Complementing Rose even in sarcasm...*vomits* Back to 1001 Rosey deaths, I'm on a bit of a Rite of Spring kick, so why not have Rose dance herself to death in order to bring in spring (or the end of Voldemort's reign, a metaphorical spring)? Her ego's big enough so that she'd want a huge "honor" and as long as several people are around to magically/psychically convince her she's not dying, she should keep going until she does. 1. Tell her she needs to do a special magic nature dance in order to end Voldy's reign. 2. Bring in a huge crowd to both give Rose the urge to show off and to let as many people as possible know that, yes, the Sue is gone. (Ding dong, the Sueid's dead! is so much better when sung in a large group.) 3. Have magic/psychic people around to make sure that she doesn't realize she's getting dangerously exhausted. 4. 5. Profit! And Rosey leaves the Harry Potter universe for good.
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Post by slave4vamps on Jun 7, 2012 2:03:16 GMT -8
Ha! You guys xD *Rises from the dead* BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSSS...And Lestaaaat and Spiiike and Looouiiiss and slaaaaaash. ha ha ha
Hey! ::Swats.:: I need my brains. BTW, saw James Marsters this past weekened again <.< and met Linda Hamilton.
Just another casual day hanging out with your BFF James Marsters huh? LOL maaaan am I ever jealous of you!
Does anyone have a link to this fic btw? So have to read o.0
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 7, 2012 6:16:20 GMT -8
Hey! ::Swats.:: I need my brains. BTW, saw James Marsters this past weekened again <.< and met Linda Hamilton.
Just another casual day hanging out with your BFF James Marsters huh? LOL maaaan am I ever jealous of you!
Does anyone have a link to this fic btw? So have to read o.0The actual fic is only available if you're a member of his Yahoo Group, but a wonderful sporking is here: das-sporking.livejournal.com/?skip=100&tag=fandom%3A%20harry%20potterLike I said earlier, reading this fic without the spork is like watching the Wicker Man remake without the Rifftrax. This is one of the few badfics that, without a decent spork, is not funny at all. It's just anger inducing like you wouldn't believe.
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Jun 7, 2012 6:47:44 GMT -8
Just another casual day hanging out with your BFF James Marsters huh? LOL maaaan am I ever jealous of you!
Does anyone have a link to this fic btw? So have to read o.0The actual fic is only available if you're a member of his Yahoo Group, but a wonderful sporking is here: das-sporking.livejournal.com/?skip=100&tag=fandom%3A%20harry%20potterLike I said earlier, reading this fic without the spork is like watching the Wicker Man remake without the Rifftrax. This is one of the few badfics that, without a decent spork, is not funny at all. It's just anger inducing like you wouldn't believe.
So... like Brewdening Love and The Last Airbender.
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Post by blenderbender on Jun 7, 2012 10:13:14 GMT -8
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 7, 2012 10:52:44 GMT -8
^ See anyone I like? I'll take all of the above!
Your time has come, Rose...
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Jun 7, 2012 12:04:32 GMT -8
^ See anyone I like? I'll take all of the above! Your time has come, Rose...
Castiel, Crowley, the Winchesters, the hoast of heaven and the hordes of hell would like to take a crack at the bitch.
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