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Post by castlemoon93 on Jan 11, 2013 14:07:13 GMT -8
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Post by kaynobi on Jan 11, 2013 16:08:56 GMT -8
Why are Twilight pornifics becoming a genre of their own?
Do people still refer to orgasms as O? That's what this means, right?
Seriously, has she never heard of masturbation?
Sounds like her life is pretty sweet tbh, but without a man to satisfy her needs I guess it's all worthless.
Should that not be o-lessness?
Even the summary is repetetive. And a meow? Hilarious. *insert blank expression*
Euw. How very classy.
Unintentionally hilarious image.
No woman sleeps in something like that as a regular habit.
And I'm guessing this is the first couple of chapters which then descends into a sexfest/love story for the rest of the 'novel.'
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Post by readerwritergirl on Jan 13, 2013 13:26:06 GMT -8
I gotta give credit where it's due: the character's name is a breath of fresh air. It isn't full of whimsical fantasy, like "Bella Swan" or "Anastasia Steele." "Caroline Reynolds" sounds like a typical name. I get it. Sex is the only thing worth living for. Please shut up. Does EVERYTHING have to be a double entendre? Okay, there's being quirky naturally and being FORCEFULLY quirky just to get readers. Do people still refer to orgasms as O? That's what this means, right? It'd be funny if the author LITERALLY meant the letter "O", as in no one taught Caroline the complete alphabet and she has to relearn how to spell "Caraline" from the male character.
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jan 13, 2013 19:59:05 GMT -8
Anyone else find it hilarious that the book has the same name as the trope for an event so horrible in a piece of media that causes the reader/watcher to throw (or at least want to throw) said piece of media against a wall?
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Post by makoeyes on Jan 17, 2013 16:31:26 GMT -8
^That's what I was thinking! XD
DEAR GOD, NO! I just KNOW this is gonna take on weird adult/child vibes!
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Post by castlemoon93 on Feb 21, 2013 20:24:14 GMT -8
How did this even get published?
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Post by makoeyes on Feb 23, 2013 2:46:10 GMT -8
How did this even get published? I think that about sums it up.
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Post by bellegold89 on Dec 30, 2013 5:49:05 GMT -8
How did this even get published? I think that about sums it up.And that is why so much of the literature published today is twilight fan fic
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