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Post by readerwritergirl on Jul 6, 2011 20:51:37 GMT -8
Granted. You have no spine and therefore, will no longer feel pain. (Then again, you'd be dead...)
I wish I knew what is going on with my throat as of late.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2011 22:30:21 GMT -8
Well, you know what it is. It's lupus. Or gonorrhea. Or something equally implausible.
I wish I could go to sleep easier.
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Post by The Metal Maniac [a.k.a. NF34] on Jul 7, 2011 3:04:12 GMT -8
Granted, but you can never wake up again.
I wish I was a necromancer.
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Post by stormcat on Jul 7, 2011 7:14:20 GMT -8
Granted, but you can't control it and you start the zombie apocalypse.
I wish I didn't have to write this stupid poem
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Post by The Metal Maniac [a.k.a. NF34] on Jul 7, 2011 11:56:13 GMT -8
Granted, now you have to write this stupid novel.
I wish I wouldn't have to spend my entire summer vacation in a boring-as-fuck place.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2011 18:36:51 GMT -8
Okay, we made it super-exciting... with deadly, superfast, supersmart, superstrong zombies. Enjoy your summer.
I wish I had nachos.
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Post by Melon Collies [Mo] on Jul 7, 2011 18:42:27 GMT -8
Granted, but you're allergic to the cheese they used and the shredded meat is undercooked. Enjoy your salmonella and mortal illness! I wish that I could get one of my friends to hang out with me this summer.
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Post by stormcat on Jul 7, 2011 19:10:13 GMT -8
granted, You form a suicide pact and you and your friend will "Hang Out" until someone discovers your bodies and cuts you down!
I wish I could understand Russian
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Post by Darth Sariah on Jul 7, 2011 19:14:20 GMT -8
Granted. Your friend hangs out with you all right. From the ceiling in an unbreakable harness while s/he is constantly begging you to cut it and you can't get a word in edgewise.
(Would have gone for "by a rope" but that seemed too heartless for me)
I wish people would talk to me right now.
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Post by Chibithulhu on Jul 7, 2011 20:06:16 GMT -8
Granted, but that friend happens to be on vacation until late August, so it's kinda a moot point.
I wish I wasn't afraid of mirrors.
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Post by Animosity on Jul 8, 2011 0:33:52 GMT -8
Granted, but now you're obsessed with mirrors instead and you waste hours every day staring at them.
I wish I were a better artist.
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Post by Chibithulhu on Jul 9, 2011 16:05:33 GMT -8
Granted, you're a better escape artist.
I wish I was a llama in a great big llama world.
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Post by Animosity on Jul 10, 2011 0:37:50 GMT -8
Granted. Unfortunately for you, all the llamas are cannibals. And you're the weakest llama.
I wish I had indestructible headphones with high sound quality.
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Post by stormcat on Jul 10, 2011 9:36:57 GMT -8
Granted, but they steal your soul
I wish I could lose about twenty pounds
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Post by readerwritergirl on Jul 10, 2011 10:01:09 GMT -8
Congratulations! Your leg has been chopped off!
I wish I could be of more help to my housemates.
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Post by Lyra on Jul 10, 2011 10:20:25 GMT -8
Granted- you've been turned into a couch for them to relax on.
I wish Mother 3- my favorite video game of all time- was officially released in English.
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Post by Kippies on Jul 11, 2011 10:02:45 GMT -8
Granted but the translation is atrocious.
I wish to be the dictator of the world.
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Post by stormcat on Jul 11, 2011 10:13:06 GMT -8
granted, but you are assassinated three days after seizing power
I wish it wasn't so hot here
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Post by Chibithulhu on Jul 11, 2011 14:00:21 GMT -8
Granted, but you said nothing about the humidity.
I wish Navi would shut up.
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Post by dakman the Terrifying on Jul 15, 2011 15:03:19 GMT -8
Granted, but now you will not be able to teleport
I wish i were a wish-giver.
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Post by stormcat on Jul 15, 2011 16:48:25 GMT -8
Granted, but now you lose your individuality
I wish My feet weren't so sore
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Post by dakman the Terrifying on Jul 17, 2011 22:15:10 GMT -8
Granted, you have no feet.
I wish i could be a man with a lot of love to give.
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Post by Chibithulhu on Jul 18, 2011 14:47:23 GMT -8
Granted, but you're so obsessed with it you don't have time for anything else.
I wish I owned a nonviolent, herbivorous, hypoallergenic, sentient, low-maintenance tapdancing teddy bear.
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Post by stormcat on Jul 18, 2011 15:51:09 GMT -8
Granted, but he also uses up all the toilet paper and doesn't replace the roll.
I wish I was a good baker
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Post by readerwritergirl on Jul 18, 2011 20:15:04 GMT -8
Granted. You are the queen of baking Shit-Cakes.
I wish my martial arts partner would toughen up.
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Post by Melon Collies [Mo] on Jul 18, 2011 21:26:02 GMT -8
Granted, but now you get your ass handed to you by them during class.
I wish I had mroe motivation to finish my application for a character on a roleplay site I go to.
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Post by stormcat on Jul 19, 2011 5:34:46 GMT -8
Granted, but your character sucks.
I wish I had a job that pays well
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Post by Chibithulhu on Jul 19, 2011 16:52:09 GMT -8
Granted, but it actively sucks joy out of the universe because it's so unsatisfying.
I wish Terry Pratchett didn't have Alzheimer's.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2011 18:05:39 GMT -8
Granted, his Alzheimer's was replaced with brain cancer.
I wish my mother would stop being so overly paranoid.
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Post by stormcat on Jul 28, 2011 18:34:18 GMT -8
Granted, but it turns out her paranoid Delusions weren't Delusions after all!
I wish I could meet a cute guy on vacation
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