Chibithulhu
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Post by Chibithulhu on Jul 28, 2011 19:21:52 GMT -8
Granted, but he's gay.
I wish my stuffed Yeti could talk to me.
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Lyra
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Post by Lyra on Jul 28, 2011 19:51:45 GMT -8
Granted, but it only speaks in Pig Latin.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2011 20:20:00 GMT -8
Granted, you will instead be sent to a specialized asylum for scientist to mutilate your body to figure out your secret of no sleep.
I wish I wasn't forced to follow rules.
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stormcat
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Post by stormcat on Jul 28, 2011 20:20:12 GMT -8
Granted, but you get so lonely at night you gradually go insane
I wish I could fall asleep easier
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Post by readerwritergirl on Jul 28, 2011 21:21:48 GMT -8
Granted. You've fallen asleep and never wake up again.
I wish I wasn't so weak in the arms.
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Chibithulhu
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Post by Chibithulhu on Jul 30, 2011 7:53:25 GMT -8
Granted. Now they're so strong they destroy everything you touch.
I wish I had a better attention spa- SQUIRREL!
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stormcat
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Post by stormcat on Jul 30, 2011 9:36:42 GMT -8
Granted, but you never notice when the zombies close in on you...
I wish I could teleport
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Post by The Metal Maniac [a.k.a. NF34] on Jul 30, 2011 10:22:43 GMT -8
Granted, but you teleport right into the Earth's core and die.
I wish I had an infinite supply of disease-free and delicious hotdogs.
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stormcat
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Post by stormcat on Jul 30, 2011 10:45:15 GMT -8
Granted, but they're all raw
I wish I could drive
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Post by The Metal Maniac [a.k.a. NF34] on Jul 30, 2011 12:47:21 GMT -8
Granted, but you get involved in a nasty car crash and die.
I wish I had a functional giant mecha that wielded a sledgehammer as a weapon.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Jul 30, 2011 13:25:21 GMT -8
Granted, but it malfunctions after a minute and starts smashing your house, your bank, and everything you love/need.
I wish I could see my boyfriend now instead of in a few months.
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stormcat
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Post by stormcat on Jul 30, 2011 14:11:25 GMT -8
Granted. He has something to tell you... he's breaking up with you.
I wish I had a faster metabloism
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shiko
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Turn me to ash and give me back to nature. After all, to the universe we are specks of dust.
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Post by shiko on Jul 30, 2011 14:31:50 GMT -8
You have a heart attack because of it. I want an anime pillow.
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Post by dakman the Terrifying on Jul 30, 2011 18:43:43 GMT -8
Granted, but it's an obscure Chinese anime knock-off
I wish i could fly like an eagle.
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stormcat
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Post by stormcat on Jul 30, 2011 19:24:39 GMT -8
Granted, but you get shot down by some hunters who confuse you for a real eagle
I wish I had telekinesis
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Post by The Metal Maniac [a.k.a. NF34] on Jul 31, 2011 8:45:16 GMT -8
Granted, but it consumes so much of your life energy that it's basically worthless.
I wish I had a giant sledgehammer of DOOM!
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Post by dakman the Terrifying on Jul 31, 2011 12:45:07 GMT -8
Granted, but it has a mind of it's own, and it doesn't really like you.
I wish i could play the guitar while not looking like a douche-bag
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stormcat
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Post by stormcat on Jul 31, 2011 14:34:30 GMT -8
Granted. Instead you look like an asshat
I wish My house would clean itself
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Post by dakman the Terrifying on Jul 31, 2011 16:17:36 GMT -8
granted, now the house is run by an AI that wants to kill you.
I wish i were bigger.
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Lyra
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Post by Lyra on Jul 31, 2011 18:38:34 GMT -8
Granted, but now you're fifty feet tall.
I wish I could slow down time.
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Post by dakman the Terrifying on Jul 31, 2011 21:24:29 GMT -8
Granted, but it only works when you are watching Bio-dome
I wish i had a foreign accent
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Post by Jean-Thomas Renault on Jul 31, 2011 23:53:55 GMT -8
Granted. Congratulations, you now have an Arabic accent and the FBI is wiretapping your conversations even though the Bureau lacks any legitimate reasonable suspicion to justify a warrant.
I wish I could eat a slice of lemon pie, because that's one of my types of pie.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Aug 1, 2011 9:50:36 GMT -8
Granted, but it isn't exactly lemon-flavored...*coughurinecough*
I wish mine and my housemates' finances were much, MUCH better.
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stormcat
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Post by stormcat on Aug 1, 2011 9:54:56 GMT -8
granted, but you're arrested for embezzlement
I wish I didn't have acne
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Post by Jean-Thomas Renault on Aug 1, 2011 12:42:49 GMT -8
Granted, you now have leprosy.
I wish I was an architect who could design a skyscraper.
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shiko
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Post by shiko on Aug 1, 2011 16:40:12 GMT -8
Granted, but now you can only draw skyscapers.
I wish to be able to write and speak Japanese.
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stormcat
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Post by stormcat on Aug 1, 2011 17:22:32 GMT -8
granted, but you are infected with weeaboo as well.
I wish It wasn't so hot out
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shiko
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Post by shiko on Aug 1, 2011 17:32:13 GMT -8
Granted, but now it's an iceage.
I wish to be able to draw hands.
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Post by The Metal Maniac [a.k.a. NF34] on Aug 2, 2011 1:30:51 GMT -8
Granted, but that's all you can draw now.
I wish I had telekinetic powers that I had full control over
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stormcat
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Post by stormcat on Aug 2, 2011 7:57:08 GMT -8
Granted.... for twelve seconds.
I wish I could sleep better
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