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Post by Jean-Thomas Renault on Aug 2, 2011 8:40:05 GMT -8
Granted, now you won't wake up until a hundred years have passed.
I wish I could become a professor of philosophy at a prestigious university.
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Post by shiko on Aug 2, 2011 9:15:40 GMT -8
Granted, you're in a coma.
I wish for strawbery icream.
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Post by The Metal Maniac [a.k.a. NF34] on Aug 2, 2011 11:35:10 GMT -8
Granted, but it melts in a fraction of a second.
I wish I had the power to make delicious cheeseburgers rain from the sky.
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Post by shiko on Aug 2, 2011 12:14:27 GMT -8
Granted, now you die under a pile of cheeseburgers.
I wish for nothing.
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Post by dakman the Terrifying on Aug 2, 2011 14:15:04 GMT -8
granted, you got a black piece of paper that symbolizes nothing.
I wish i could be the eggman.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Aug 2, 2011 17:30:02 GMT -8
Granted, but you have a great fall and all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put you back together again.
I wish I wasn't so achy.
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Post by Jean-Thomas Renault on Aug 2, 2011 19:21:19 GMT -8
Granted. You recover, but only to be hit by a bus shortly thereafter.
I wish that I was better at English literature.
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Post by dakman the Terrifying on Aug 2, 2011 21:47:55 GMT -8
Granted. You recover, but only to be hit by a bus shortly thereafter. I wish that I was better at English literature. Granted, but its in the Welsh dialect I wish i were on the midnight train going anywhere
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Post by stormcat on Aug 3, 2011 9:09:24 GMT -8
granted, but it turns out it's going straight to hell. Also, you are mugged on the train.
I wish I wouldn't get so tired while on my bike.
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Post by apatheticwhim on Aug 3, 2011 9:14:32 GMT -8
Granted, but you collapse from exhaustion when you get off the bike. I wish I could breathe underwater.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Aug 3, 2011 9:33:39 GMT -8
Granted, but you can't breathe on land anymore.
I wish my professor wasn't such an asshole.
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Post by dakman the Terrifying on Aug 3, 2011 12:30:19 GMT -8
granted, he's now like michael scott of dunder mifflin.
I wish i wouldn't get bored editing video and audio.
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Post by TrippedUp on Aug 17, 2011 19:51:45 GMT -8
Granted, but now you can never EVER stop.
I wish I could speak Spanish better.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Aug 17, 2011 21:16:06 GMT -8
Granted. Now all you know is Spanish. You can't speak English or learn any other languages. Only Spanish.
I wish I had the same powers as Danny Phantom (half-human, half-ghost).
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Post by Chibithulhu on Aug 22, 2011 16:34:20 GMT -8
Granted, but you can't control them and never will. Also, I called the Ghostbusters.
I wish I had a bag of infinite holding (and weight displacement so it wouldn't kill me).
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Post by The Metal Maniac [a.k.a. NF34] on Aug 27, 2011 4:16:22 GMT -8
Granted, but anything you put in there will be sucked into a dark void from where they can't be retrieved.
I wish I had Rob Halford's voice.
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Post by annaofcrazyland on Aug 27, 2011 4:40:00 GMT -8
Granted, but you will be forever cursed with a terrible throat disease.
I wish I was dating Evanna Lynch.
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Post by stormcat on Aug 27, 2011 15:35:01 GMT -8
Granted, but in two days she leaves you for someone richer.
I wish I could spend more time in germany
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Post by shiko on Aug 27, 2011 15:40:47 GMT -8
Granted but now if you leave you die.
I want cookies.
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Post by Melon Collies [Mo] on Aug 27, 2011 15:47:01 GMT -8
Granted, but they're duck-flavored cookies.
I wish I could never be scared of anything.
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Post by stormcat on Aug 27, 2011 17:50:40 GMT -8
granted, you are not afraid of the oncoming hail of bullets.
Can I have a cat?
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Post by readerwritergirl on Aug 28, 2011 9:21:45 GMT -8
Enjoy~! I wish dirt and stuff didn't get under my nails so often.
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Post by dakman the Terrifying on Aug 28, 2011 9:40:15 GMT -8
Granted, now you have no nails at all.
I wish i were the walrus (ku ku kachoo)
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Post by Wham Bam I Am! Jam on Sept 9, 2011 10:29:00 GMT -8
Granted but the elephant seal is still more popular.
I wish I could speak Norwegian.
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Post by shiko on Sept 9, 2011 10:34:50 GMT -8
Granted but thats all you can speak and understand no matter how hard you try. I want Fooly Cooly on dvd.
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Post by Wham Bam I Am! Jam on Sept 10, 2011 7:56:25 GMT -8
Granted but you lose all other anime DVDs in the process.
I wish I didn't have a tan on my arms.
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Post by shiko on Sept 10, 2011 10:23:41 GMT -8
Now you have no skin on your arms now.
I wish I could draw better.
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Post by Wham Bam I Am! Jam on Sept 10, 2011 12:43:27 GMT -8
Granted but now you can never write again.
I wish I was thinner.
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Post by shiko on Sept 10, 2011 12:46:29 GMT -8
Granted but now you're a stick.
I wish I had a cosplay of my choice.
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Post by Wham Bam I Am! Jam on Sept 10, 2011 13:13:48 GMT -8
Granted but now you have no other clothes and can't get any more clothes.
I wish Ciel Phantomhive was real. So I could hug him all day.
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