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Post by stormcat on Nov 21, 2010 16:30:18 GMT -8
Write the plot of a movie, when all you are given is a title. It can be any genre (Except porn) and you don't have to include actors if you don't want to.
Example: "Baby it's cold outside" An uptight businessman and a sassy fashonista fall in love after they are both snowed in at a colorado ski resort.
Got it? Let's begin.
"Show me your teeth".
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Post by Vividus on Nov 21, 2010 17:01:43 GMT -8
A woman with an intense fear of dentists meets a dentist that gives off creepy vibes when she needs to get her wisdom teeth taken out, inspiring many nightmares.
"I'm old fashioned."
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Post by Anya the Purple on Nov 21, 2010 20:24:54 GMT -8
A woman raised in a very old-fashioned home struggles with the concept of feminism and ends up (through hard work) being head of a corporation.
"Empty Picture Frames" (W00t for overdramatic titles!)
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Post by PoisonClaw on Nov 22, 2010 6:10:30 GMT -8
A man's rich grandmother cuts him from her will, unless he can get married and show her a family portrait before she passes on. Hilarity ensues.
"Two More Minutes..."
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Brandon Skyblade
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 22, 2010 6:21:31 GMT -8
A documentary of why kids tend to ask for more sleep in the morning before school when it's too late to actually GET any more sleep.
"Dat background."
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Post by stormcat on Nov 22, 2010 7:06:46 GMT -8
A woman by the name of K'Neshyia earns money by being the background person in various rap music videos. Unknown to the self-obsorbed "Daddy P. Dizzle" she's also plotting to bring him down and take her rightful place as leading lady.
"The brown stuff: A history"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 22, 2010 9:08:02 GMT -8
The story of a teenager who grew up calling chocolate "The brown stuff," and still does to this day. He remembers every encounter he had with said brown stuff, starting from his very first tasting of it. Flashback-lovers, eat your heart out. *shot for accidental pun*
"Problem, Officer?"
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Post by Pinkemon on Nov 28, 2010 9:13:18 GMT -8
A young man is forced by a terrorist to deliver some illegal weapons to an accomplice, but one certain police officer is on to him, and tries to follow him around in his car to find that one clue that will prove his hunch.
"Tiny angel."
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Post by stormcat on Nov 28, 2010 11:39:33 GMT -8
Christmas is seemingly ruined for the henderson family. Dad's buried in work, Mom's drinking again, Billy got cut from the basketball team, and Suzie has had a relapse into bulimia. Only a little angel, particularly, their cat named Angel can save christmas!
"Twilight Quarantine"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 29, 2010 8:52:49 GMT -8
A parody of Fahrenheit 451, in which "all books" being burned is replaced with only Twilight books. Oh, and unlike the original, the main character is quite sympathetic to the burning.
"5-4-1!"
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Post by stormcat on Dec 1, 2010 16:21:56 GMT -8
The numbers 2 and 3 disappear from the world's collective mind. Only the Logical order of mathematicians can find the digits and save the world!
"Proud Citizens"
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Post by Anya the Purple on Dec 4, 2010 1:49:32 GMT -8
Italian city-states go to war. Eventually some of the foot-soldiers realize that being "Proud citizens" doesn't have to mean dying over EFFING NOTHING and revolt.
"Famous Jaguars"
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Post by Sassley on Dec 4, 2010 16:45:05 GMT -8
Famous Jaguars: A movie about hawt men over the age of 36. All they do is hit on cougars and star in action films. Starring George Clooney, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, with a special cameo appearance by Sean Connery.
"WHINING CHAGRIN"
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Post by stormcat on Dec 4, 2010 17:12:24 GMT -8
A semi-truthful biography of Stephenie Meyer. Watch as she goes from Spoiled child to bored Housewife to infamous author! Along the way, she whines when she doesn't get what she wants, disappoints her fans and alienates her family! Don't miss out on the steamy scene with her brother Seth!
"My Name is Not Edward"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2010 17:14:08 GMT -8
Twilight/shot dead. Just kidding. Two teens are best friends in Witchita, Kansas, Johanna and Annie. Johanna is rather whiny, Annie is easily annoyed. Despite this, they stick by each other, until they both move to Seattle, Washington for a new elite school boarding school they qualified for. Johanna is afraid of being an outcast at her new school like she was before for her whining, and instantly starts making changes. She stops whining, relieving Annie greatly, and starts molding herself to what other people want. Annie is fine with this until a rumor about her being pregnant gets out in the Catholic school, and Johanna ditches her due to being afraid for her popularity. Annie later finds out Jo was behind the rumor and confronts her, but Jo passes the blame to Becky, the school gossip. When no signs of Annie's pregnancy are shown, it's rumored that she got an abortion, ostracizing her completely. The Catholic nuns refuse to speak with her until she repents her sins. The truth eventually comes out, Jo becomes ostracized, and is publicly dumped by her boyfriend once it's revealed she's pregnant, chagrining her deeply.
"And What Was The Color Of His Eyes Again?"
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Sassley
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Post by Sassley on Dec 4, 2010 17:26:53 GMT -8
AWWTCOHEA?: A girl dreams about some dude's eyes and they keep changing color in the dream, from gold to topaz to amber to shimmering dazzling champagne. She awakes to find herself staring into a mirror that the dude is holding up for her and apparently he has drugged her with psychotropic recreational pills to make her constantly dream about his eyes, and only his eyes. She gives him a simpering smile and snuggles back into her straitjacket.
"DISCO INFERNO" (Oh God have fun with it lol)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2010 17:33:10 GMT -8
A fifteen year old girl is damned to hell for being an atheist, but finds it's not so bad. She hangs out with all the great writers and philosophers, goes to rock concerts and parties. But Her overbearing Catholic Nun aunt will stop at nothing to bring to heaven, and away from her parties and new friends.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2010 17:34:04 GMT -8
Oh, and: "You Haven't Lost Me Yet"
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Sassley
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Post by Sassley on Dec 4, 2010 17:41:26 GMT -8
A fifteen year old girl is damned to hell for being an atheist, but finds it's not so bad. She hangs out with all the great writers and philosophers, goes to rock concerts and parties. But Her overbearing Catholic Nun aunt will stop at nothing to bring to heaven, and away from her parties and new friends. OK, that actually sounds like a good movie, lol You Haven't Lost Me Yet: A stalker is intent on having his eyes on the prize at all times, resulting in a rollicking and titillating romp throughout Manhattan, despite his victim's constant spurning of his advances and attempts to get him arrested or shot. The car chase scene at the end is especially fascinating. "Chocolate Pi" (yes, actual PI)
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Post by CandyCoatedCute on Dec 4, 2010 18:00:30 GMT -8
A chocolatier must find the last digit to Pi or chocolate will dissapear.
"Only on Wendsday"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2010 18:02:09 GMT -8
Mathlete Joe and Mathlete Katie participate in grueling math competitions for money and other prizes. Now they are gearing up for the most prestigious one of all, the National Mathlete Crown. The winner is known as the best teenaged mathlete in the nation. Since so many participate, there are mini competitions while the tests are being graded. The biggest mini competition involves memorizing the numbers of pi. The winner gets a Giant chocolate pie shaped like a Pi, given on the same day as the awards, on March 14. This being 2015, anew challenge is announced. To receive the Chocolate P, one must also be the Mathlete of the year.
"The Day He Himself Will Wipe My Tears Away" ^name of an extremely creepy fanfic I read once.
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stormcat
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Post by stormcat on Dec 4, 2010 19:31:03 GMT -8
A delusional mental patient thinks he will be rescued from her prison by "Bertrand". But Bertrand isn't real, yet she still pines for him, until her dying day.
"Cold and Broken Hallelujah"
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Post by flamingninja7 on Dec 4, 2010 19:59:39 GMT -8
Hell has frozen over, the souls of the damned now run amok amongst the living. Only the Messiah could reverse this hell on earth. 2,000 years ago, they nailed him to a cross. Now it's payback time. With his trusty blessed revolver and a mouth to rival Samuel L. Jackson, he's gonna kick the asses of each and every damned soul straight back to hell.
Directed by Michael Bay, this is... Cold and Broken Hallelujah: Holy Combat
Please Don't Tread on my Cheeseburger
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2010 22:16:52 GMT -8
A comedy about a girl in high school who always gets bullied, especially at lunchtime. Once More, With Feeling
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Post by stormcat on Dec 5, 2010 12:04:53 GMT -8
A sociopathic directer has kidnapped some actors and is forcing them to act out his own version of "Citizen Kane" Thinking he could perfect what is already perfect. But every time the actors mess up, he drives a nail into their skin and gives them the warning "One More, With feeling".
Since this was apparently skipped:
"My Name is Not Edward"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 5, 2010 12:49:12 GMT -8
A documentary of people who are named Edward versus people who aren't. Is there truly a difference nowadays?
"Banana Phone" (riiiiiiiing riiiiiiing ring)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2010 12:51:43 GMT -8
Rumor has t that bananas are the governments wahy of spying. Hlarity abounds as several courageous citizens decide to make a fool out of them.
And It's Raining
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Post by stormcat on Dec 5, 2010 13:15:48 GMT -8
An Angel and a Devil make a bet. If Larry Loser cannot find a single thing to be happy about, the Angel has to go to hell, but if he can cheer up and find something to be happy about, the Devil goes to heaven.
"But for me it was Tuesday"
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Post by Animosity on Dec 5, 2010 14:02:15 GMT -8
All of Steve's friends have the best day of their lives on a Monday. Steve lives a pretty miserable life, and every Monday he hopes that he'll finally have the best day of his life like the rest of his friends. One Monday, he gets sick of waiting for his life to get better, and attempts suicide. He fails, and the next day (a Tuesday) he meets a wonderful girl, and it turns out to be the greatest day ever.
"Satan's Preschool"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 5, 2010 14:30:19 GMT -8
The story of every pre-school that ever existed. No, I'm not kidding, pick any one of them.
"White Ranger Tiger Power" (Shoot me now for that one. XD)
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