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Post by Artemis Day on Mar 4, 2011 21:13:40 GMT -8
A white horse named Bob goes on an adventure with a talking Moose to find paradise. Instead they find waffles that speak Swedish and they party with them for three weeks before moving to Montana to start a new life. Then the aliens come and they join the High School swim team. Then Bob dies of hepatitis B and the Moose finds religion.
Down in a hole with dumbasses.
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Post by TheAngel'sWings on Mar 5, 2011 8:43:07 GMT -8
Marcus is a high-acheiving engineering student with a large interest in the arts, as well as a talented musician and performer. One morning, he wakes up at the bottom of a hole with three other students from his university, who prefer N-dubz to Tchaikovsky, Eminem to Vivaldi, and rap in general to Broadway show tunes. With only his violin for comfort, can he survive until they get rescued? And can he increase their knowledge of non-popular culture? Or is it just a dream?
It is.
'Beyond the Sun'
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Post by stormcat on Mar 5, 2011 12:09:15 GMT -8
Six million years in the future, humanity has to explore other planets, because our sun is about to explode. With the crew of the good ship "Para Para" find a suitble planet before the earth is engulfed in the flames of our dying sun?
"Half price whore"
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Post by stormcat on May 21, 2012 15:26:36 GMT -8
A woman is so ugly, no pimp will even slap her. Can she finally get lucky and offer herself at a discount?
“All the Butts"
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Post by readerwritergirl on May 21, 2012 18:45:50 GMT -8
A man and his never-ending quest to collect [cigarette] butts. God, I missed this thread
"If they don't have your back, they can suck on your sack!"
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Post by stormcat on Jul 17, 2012 17:00:09 GMT -8
That’s actually a tagline for a movie called “Gotcha back” a tale of conjoined twins who are literally back-to-back and their rise to Mixed martial arts superstardom!
“The Bindings"
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Post by SP441 on Jul 18, 2012 16:56:43 GMT -8
The whacky adventures of a Liberal vegan activist and a Conservative Texan old man when they both find themselves bound in a chinese finger trap!
'The Requiem of Captain Mozzarella'
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Post by stormcat on Jul 22, 2012 18:56:36 GMT -8
In a world where pizza means everything, the greatest pizza man of all time is laid to rest. How did he rise to prestige? Find out!
“Towels"
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Post by Alkonost Storm on Jul 30, 2012 14:54:56 GMT -8
Hilarious hijinks are had in this PWP comedy about a man leaving a pool party in search of the best towel ever.
"Hades. it's your wife"
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Post by Penny Royals on Jul 31, 2012 16:42:46 GMT -8
Hades, the god of the underworld, has a sudden and horrible bout of amnesia. Now it's up to the other gods and goddesses to teach him who he is to get him back on track again!
Spectral Dramas
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Post by stormcat on Jul 31, 2012 16:56:43 GMT -8
An orphan named Sophia still has a loving family. A GHOST family! She lives in an old mansion with every relative she’s ever had haunting the halls. Can Little Sophia grow up normal?
“Mario’s Restaurant"
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Post by Alkonost Storm on Aug 1, 2012 13:16:35 GMT -8
Mario retires after a lifetime of rescuing Princess Peach and decides to open a restaurant with his brother Luigi. Unfortunately, Bowser decides that as Mario's rival, they must compete for best restaurant!
Starring King Boo as the chef!
"Jesus Christ, Demon Slayer"
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Post by serkadios on Aug 5, 2012 16:26:18 GMT -8
A sequel to Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer, now with demons!
The Chronicles of Cristancia Potter
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Post by stormcat on Aug 5, 2012 21:00:36 GMT -8
Delving into the world of bad fan-fiction, Harry Potter’s M-preg half-vampire daughter Cristanica is out to prove that she’s the bestest witch evar! But, because she is so nauseatingly perfect, everyone wants to kill her, and I do mean EVERYONE. We even bring characters back from the dead to take pot-shots at her! Who will triumph? Wish-fulfilment or common sense?
“The Night Luigi Went Crazy"
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Post by Alkonost Storm on Aug 6, 2012 10:04:00 GMT -8
Luigi snaps from having to deal with all those ghosts in that mansion. Will Mario be able to get him back to normal?!
"Origins of Equestria: Alicorn Wars"
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Post by serkadios on Aug 7, 2012 6:08:26 GMT -8
A fascinating prequel to the popular series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, now Darker and Edgier, as the war rages across Equestria and the characters must deal with it's consequences. Contains realistic portrayal of depression, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and realistic explosions, realisticaly exploding bodies, and lots of blood and gore, realistic of course. Brought to you by the same people that made My Little Pony: Cupcakes - The Movie.
The story of sadness and despair
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Post by stormcat on Aug 7, 2012 6:35:25 GMT -8
Someone let your typical angsty teenager make an art film. Alternating between shots of his bedroom and his high school (Named “Only respite” and “Hell” respectively) Brad Johnson spouts off bad poetry and tries (And fails) to convey the depth of his despair.
“What’s there to do in Baltimore?"
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Post by serkadios on Aug 7, 2012 7:29:09 GMT -8
A documentary film about the beauty, landmarks and history of Baltimore, complete with interesting Urban legends and stories of the oldest citizens. You will see Baltimore how you never saw it before!
The the the bird bird bird, and the bird is the word.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Aug 7, 2012 18:57:11 GMT -8
Patrick awakens in a new world where a certain creature, its name lost to mankind, is extinct. However, when a group of elders are kidnapped and killed for muttering the creature's name, Patrick leaves to discover the creature's name and why its kind was killed.
"I know, right?"
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Post by serkadios on Aug 10, 2012 3:05:39 GMT -8
Little Timmy was born with a rare mental disorder, that makes it so tht the onlywords he is capable of speaking are "I know, right?" One day, when his mother takes him to the store and a group of muggers takes them hostage. When police arrives, howewer, they find the muggers in tears and willing to go to prison to atone for their sins. It is then revealed that Timmy has a special gift that makes him capable of paralyzing the most dangerous criminals, through "understanding". The rest of the movie follows his career as the best police negotiator there is.
"Gods of Metal, grant us strenght!"
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Post by Alkonost Storm on Aug 11, 2012 13:55:01 GMT -8
A young Cleric of the Smith god goes on a journey to come into his power.
"Your Mom!"
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Post by serkadios on Sept 10, 2012 13:42:59 GMT -8
A 2.5 hour long movie consisting of nothing but Your mom jokes while surprisingly managing to have some kind of plot.
Edward and Jacob hook up and ditch Bella
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Post by stormcat on Sept 10, 2012 14:01:58 GMT -8
A film made for 2 reasons: 1. To cash in on the Twilight craze and 2. To help boyfriends who were forced to sit through the originals with false promises of sexual favors.
Achey Breaky Jaw
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Post by SP441 on Sept 13, 2012 16:11:43 GMT -8
The tragic tale of a child who beta-tested the Everlasting Gobstopper, breaking his jaw and being unable to properly chew food, and his family's legal battle against the Willy Wonka's evil Megacorporation.
Icon of Sin
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Post by stormcat on Jan 29, 2013 18:51:02 GMT -8
THREAD NECROMANCY!
Mary Smith is a self-described "Good Christian Woman" but when she falls on hard times and her church group spurns her, she just might have to resort to selling herself, growing weed, or even murder-for-hire to make ends meet.
"We came for Pie"
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Post by readerwritergirl on Feb 3, 2013 14:03:38 GMT -8
A movie about a pie-eating contest where everything--the chairs, the booths, etc.--are made out of pies.
"Poop is not a plan"
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Post by stormcat on Feb 3, 2013 14:43:38 GMT -8
A corrupt laxative salesperson makes a product which makes people MORE constipated instead of less. When will the Madness end?
"Stay out of my Shed"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2013 17:17:22 GMT -8
A hobo begins to live in some man's shed and starts killing his cats. Now the Man has to think of a way to get rid of him.
"The Magic Toes"
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