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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2010 18:05:04 GMT -8
If Seto Kaiba met Edward Cullen in Twilight, he'd challenge him to a duel monsters' match. If he met Bella, he'd find her extremely annoying and clingy.
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Post by J.Day on Nov 27, 2010 18:11:41 GMT -8
If Suze Simon or Claudia Donovan met Edward Cullen, they'd kick his arse and laugh at his sparkly-ness. They would also try to get Bella to see how messed up he is and convince her to get over him and move on with her life.
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Post by queencherryfairy on Nov 27, 2010 18:31:32 GMT -8
If Anne Blythe met the Cullens, she would invite them for lunch and find them perfectly lovely people. However, each time that she met them afterwards, they would act the exact same way and not reveal anything deeper or more interesting about themselves. Anne would reflect upon this and find it strange that such uninteresting people could exist in this world, but would decide that it must be because they aren't kindred spirits and that she just doesn't understand them enough. Still, she'd hang out with them much less.
Sorry. My favorite character isn't an ass-kicker. XD
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Post by J.Day on Nov 27, 2010 18:37:20 GMT -8
^ LOL, so I gather. I don't think that Anne would consider the Cullens as her bosom buddies, though. They'd have to be more interesting to be considered bosom friends.
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Post by Mikashi on Nov 27, 2010 19:09:49 GMT -8
Characters from other media: If Sean Winchester (and his brother, Sam) met anyone of the Cullens, they'd probably shoot them with the colt. Or expose them to the sun or something, if the colt ran out of bullets XD.
If Leroy Jethro Gibbs (from NCIS) met anyone of them, he'd interrogate them until their inner minds broke down to nothingness (Gibbs is made of win<3.)
My Characters:
Greg Grigorian (Bite Me Dead) -- He and Edward would probably have a staring contest showdown, until one of them blinks (which would be Edward), and Greg would stab him or something, not really sure XD.
Chrysanthe (Virus+Eater) -- She'd hack and slash each one of 'em, and then would be disappointed because they aren't considered meals (Before you go "WTF?" Chrysanthe can only eat virus's, poisons, and bacteria [and possibly parasites...probably not though]. Unless if you are looking at vampirism at a PEEP's-point of view, it really doesn't fit her eating criteria.)
Maira (Zombie Game) -- Would lure the Cullens into an isolated place, and then force them to play a "zombie game" which would mentally wear out the opponents, which would led to a "mindbreak" the result would be Cullen-zombies! Then she'd either burn them or hack n' slash 'em.
Chrysanthe (DROID) -- While her main targets are only droids [which are a special type of androids], if they get in her way, she would probably slash them up with her lasersword/blade/call it what you will.
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Post by G-Viral on Nov 28, 2010 1:15:14 GMT -8
If Raziel met Edward, he'd consume his soul and then gain the ability to sparkle, immediately after which he would forever stay out of sunlight out of embarrassment and shame. And if kain met Bella, he would just eat her. No need for introduction, no chance to run away, it'd just end in a few seconds.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a fanfic to write.
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Post by Lady Phoenix on Nov 28, 2010 1:56:05 GMT -8
If Rafa met Bella, she be appalled by Bella's bratty and tell that bitch to treat her dad with respect.
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Post by NintendoGal55 on Nov 28, 2010 2:06:34 GMT -8
If Helga Pataki (Hey Arnold!) ever met Edward, she'd give him a taste of Ol' Betsy! And talk down to him. And as for Bella, she would go on to say that her "love" for Edward is vain and stupid.
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If Deidara (Naruto) ever met them....he'd blow 'em up. OwO
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Post by EarthDragon88 on Nov 28, 2010 20:55:54 GMT -8
If Sebastian Michaelis (Black Butler) met Edward Cullen, he would go full demon, torture and then kill him, then probably say his soul is not of good enough quality for consumption and hand it over to Grell to deal with.
If Claudia Auditore from Assassin's Creed II and Brotherhood met Bella, she would promptly get chewed out about how she never holds her own ground and maybe knocks her out cold for her incompetence, then Ezio would shoot Edward Cullen with his hidden gun with an incendiary round courtesy of Leonardo.
On that note, if Fiora Cavazza (AKA the Courtesan in Brotherhood's multiplayer) met Edward, she'd slit his throat with her fan, which is also poisoned.
If Bayonetta met Edward Cullen, she would lock him in an iron maiden, and set fire to his blood with Durga.
If Vyse, Aika and Fina (Skies of Arcadia) met the Cullens... spoilered because you get this fairly late in the game...
They'd cause the moon to crash on them and kill them, I kid you not, this is an attack you get.
And yes, I want the Cullens to die that much.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 28, 2010 21:18:45 GMT -8
Well lets see
For Denim Powell from the Tactics Ogre series, I actually think he and Edward would hit it off rather well. The two would be from roughly the same era, and having roughly similar views on the world I think they'd be taken with each other. Taken enough for Edward to join Denim's army.
From then on Edward would become a centerpiece of Denim's army. Undeads are great units for cannon fodder after all. Edward would lead the pack and rush into the enemy lines, getting slaughtered over and over again while the rest of Denims troops watched from a safe distance and picked off offenders with magic and arrows.
Of course, eventually better classes would come along and Edward's use would begin to wane. But his superior level from being cannon fodder would prove useful for in battle leveling, and since his race is so different, none of the other races would object to killing him over and over in battle to gain exp, and raise Denim's reputation at the same time. Edward would remain in the back now, getting pummeled by weaker units and dying over and over again until finally he was outclassed by every soldier around him.
Of course, by now there would be little tactical use for Edward, but it would be a shame to let him off now after serving for so long. So, Edward would be put in training, and would grind for long hours every day, honing his skills and making sure each of his attributes were at the hight of performance. Sure his undead class would lack the skills and magic necessary to be a strong battle unit, but at the very least he could keep up with them in level.
And finally, once Edward was as strong as he could be, Denim would have one of his wizards cast a Snapdragon spell on him, and transform him into a great shining sword that Denim would use to conquer Zenobia. =3 It was a beautiful friendship indeed.
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Post by flamingninja7 on Nov 28, 2010 21:52:33 GMT -8
I'm feeling rather cruel, so I think I'll introduce the infamous couple of Bella and Edward to the Emperor.
The Emperor would slowly bring Edward under his power, seducing him with the dark side of the force. Taking him in as his new apprentice, Edward would be trained in the ways of the force. As Edward gets stronger and stronger, he would become twisted and evil. His sparkles would fade and he would don some frightening armor not unlike Darth Vader's . Bella, no longer entranced by Edward due to the fact that he is not sparkley, would try to save him and pull him away from the Emperor's influence. Edward, overcome in his rage at Bella's percieved betrayal, would strike her down with all of his hatred. The Emperor would then command him to subjugate the town of Forks. As he reaches the town, the Emperor promtly blows Earth to smithereenes with the Death Star and Vader returns to his rightful place as Darth Sidious's apprentice.
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Post by Darth Sariah on Nov 29, 2010 11:00:32 GMT -8
If Eddiekins met Eve from Parasite Eve? Well, Bella is the easy part. She would simply burst into flames. (No, really. That is what happens to people who are around her.) Edward is a different story due to his superspeshulawesome vampire powers. Since eddie is dead her usual method to send living cells into overdrive to superheat and cause someone to spontaneously combust wouldn't apply. It might be an interesting match. McSparklefag clearly has the advantage in physical strength and speed but Eve undoubtedly trumps him in psychic abilities.
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Post by Pinkemon on Nov 29, 2010 11:32:02 GMT -8
Err, doesn't this count as one of those "This is my fandom" threads that BG/Panzer hates so much? I'm not sure, though.
(Also, to stay on topic, I guess the Disgaea trio would probably just make fun of the sparklepires. I did once write a fic in which they enslaved Edward and Bella, though, because they were bored. Meh.)
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Post by joseph on Nov 29, 2010 22:07:44 GMT -8
If Shadow from American Gods met Bella, he'd most likely be lost and courteously ask her for directions. Knowing Bella, this would probably lead to a standoff that would leave him incredibly confused and her thinking he's another creep who's mysteriously drawn to her. Bella'd go off on her pretentious way, thinking about Edward, and Shadow would wander around town, drinking in its aw-shucks kitsch, until he finds someone with a brain and sufficient interstate knowledge so he can get back on the road.
If he met Edward, Shadow would walk on eggshells while talking to him. He'd know right away that there's something amiss about Edward. If Ed gets cocky and tries to read Shadow's mind, Shadow would pull his own memory parlor trick and freak Eddie out six ways to Sunday, then pat him good-naturedly on the shoulder and leave before the alleged "monster" comes to his senses.
If Mr. Wednesday from the same novel met Bella, they'd end up in a hotel room together in less than an hour, and Eddie wouldn't be invited.
If Mr. Wednesday met Edward, it would be because the sparklepire found out about the hotel incident and sought retribution for being beaten to the punch by a middle-aged "mere human." However, Ed would end up beating himself to a pulp while Mr. Wednesday swindles the rest of the Cullens out of a sizeable portion of their fortune.
If Luffy met any of the sparklepires or pedowolves, he'd bluntly ask them if they poop.
If Boa Hancock met Eddikins (or really anyone from the entire series), one of them would be reduced to shattered stone. And that unlucky person wouldn't be Boa Hancock.
The AM supercomputer from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream would show everyone what "immortality" really is, then turn Edward into some grotesque creature with tiny genitalia.
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Post by Lord Lovrina on Nov 29, 2010 23:10:38 GMT -8
If Eddiekins met Eve from Parasite Eve? Well, Bella is the easy part. She would simply burst into flames. (No, really. That is what happens to people who are around her.) Edward is a different story due to his superspeshulawesome vampire powers. Since eddie is dead her usual method to send living cells into overdrive to superheat and cause someone to spontaneously combust wouldn't apply. It might be an interesting match. McSparklefag clearly has the advantage in physical strength and speed but Eve undoubtedly trumps him in psychic abilities. I would pay money to see that. xD If Edward met Voldermort. Voldermort would slay the sparkles, and it would be good. It wouldn't matter phyiscal strength if magic can enhance abilities.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2010 16:38:24 GMT -8
If Drizzt Do'Urden were to meet Edward and Bella, he would probably be thoroughly disgusted by them. On the one hand, I have a hard time imagining that Drizzt would want to kill either of them unless it became clear that they were utterly evil beings without hope of change. But I really, really want him to kill them, so Edward and Bella show themselves to be thoroughly evil. Drizzt whips out his scimitars and kills Bella immediately. He makes short work of Eddikins thereafter (though I'm tempted to say that Catti-Brie would finish him, since her sword is enchanted to be able to cut through anything... That, and the fact that I like the idea of my favorite strong female character of all time destroying the most misogynistic, narcissistic character I've ever come across.)
I expect that Catti-Brie would hate Bella to the very core since she's almost her opposite. If she saw how Edward treated her, she might even deck him. Hard to say, since all the characters in the Legend of Drizzt are delightfully well-rounded.
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Post by nchaos on Nov 30, 2010 16:42:22 GMT -8
If Aaron met any of them, he'd devise an elaborately awesome plot to fuck them over, sit back and laugh at it. 'Cause he's friggin' Aaron the Moor.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Dec 11, 2010 8:59:42 GMT -8
Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
When Buffy met the Cullens: Buffy: *stakes Edward* Edward: Nah nah, We're Meyerpires, you can't kill us unless you burn me! Buffy: *burns down gym* Principal: Summers, you're expelled! Buffy: Oh, crap.
When Drusilla met Jane: Jane: Hm.... you seem sadistic. I like you! Drusilla: *crazy badass Dru voice* Oh, do let's be friends! We'll have tea parties and balls and all sorts of fun things! *holds Jane's hands* Jane: Ok. Here's the first thing we can do. *whispers plan in Dru's ear* Drusilla: *claps hands* Oh, that does sound fun! Jane and Drusilla: *Team up in EPIC BADASSERY and kill the Cullens*
Harry Potter:
When Bellatrix met the Bella: Bellatrix: You stole my name, bitch! CRUCIO! Bella: GRAFAGHBBE Bellatrix: I love the sound of torture in the morning >
When Lupin met Jacob Lupin: You call yourself a werewolf? You don't even transform at the full moon! Jacob: Yeah, and it's not painful either! Nanny-nanny nah nah! Lupin: *growls* Jacob: Oh, please. You call that a growl? *turns into wolf and growls* *full moon appears from behind a cloud* Lupin: *Turns into werewolf and lunges at Jacob*
His Dark Materials
When Balthamos met Edward: Balthamos: What are you? Edward: I'm a Meyerpire! Wanna se me sparkle? Balthamos: Um, sorry, I've got to go find this kid named Will so we can stop the Authority and Metatron from killing evryone. Baruch: *walks up* Hey Balthamos, why are you talking to this guy? C'mon, let's go. *sticks tongue out at Edward* Edward: Nobody sticks their tongue out at a Meyerpire! *Jumps on Baruch* Balthamos: HEY! YOU DON'T ATTACK MY BARUCH! *goes on rabid killing spree, resulting in Edward's death*
Looking for Alaska
When Alaska met Bella: Bella: Do-dee-do-dee-do, I'm so boring... Alaska: *walks up* What are you doing? Bella: Being boring. Alaska: Why? Waste of time if you ask me *lights cigarette* Bella: *preacher voice* You shouldn't smoke those, you know. Alaska: *blows smoke at Bella* I smoke to die, bitch. Pudge, Takumi, Lara, and the Colonel: *pull off epic badass prank on Bella for which Alaska was the distraction* Alaska, Pudge, Takumi, Lara, and the Colonel: WOO-HOO! *high five* Alaska: That's what you get for being anti-feminist, bitch!
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Post by Alkonost Storm on Dec 11, 2010 10:57:11 GMT -8
If Ceylan met Bella she'd chew her out for not having a spine and maybe slap her several times in the process. Afterwards she would make sure Edward HURT if she couldn't kill him
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Post by Darth Invictus on Dec 13, 2010 6:26:49 GMT -8
Does he look like he'd put up with sparkly vampires for even one-tenth of a second?
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Post by Alkonost Storm on Dec 14, 2010 17:02:12 GMT -8
If the Cullens met Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit...
He'd give them a version of THE DIP designed to melt meyerpires
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Post by Alastor on Dec 17, 2010 12:48:01 GMT -8
If one of my favorite villains Hazama (BlazBlue) met the cast of Twilight, he'd kill them. Horrificly. While saying some funny shit.
Sol Badguy wouldn't do shit unless they piss him off or have a bounty on their heads. Then he'd set them on fire.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Dec 17, 2010 21:06:45 GMT -8
If Mother Gothel (from Tangled) met the Twilight cast, she would force them-not ask them, force them to turn her into a vampire so she could stay young and beautiful and badass forever without the freakin' flower. Then once they did that, she'd turn around and kill them all.
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Post by Tim Willard on Dec 18, 2010 15:00:38 GMT -8
Of my personal creations? Fraker the Axe would either ignore them or kill them.
Of other's creations: Mike Hammer would probably kill them all, smoke a cigarette, then go get drunk.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2010 18:56:32 GMT -8
Shin Akuma vs. Edward... well this is what will happen:
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Post by gisbon on Dec 19, 2010 9:15:35 GMT -8
Rand: IMMA CHARGIN MY BALEFIRE!! BLAHHHH
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Post by Kookie on Dec 20, 2010 12:04:36 GMT -8
If Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way met the Cullens, she would think they were posers, because they weren't goffik enough. That, or that they were "ttly goffik" and be their best friend.
Thirty H's!Harry would kick their ass by playing his Fuckslayer. Or by looking at them.
AVPM/S characters would laugh at them, then they would all do their worst on them. I'm talking things such as jellylegs jinx, alohomora, LUMOS, and, if they're feeling particularly evil that day, a bauble head charm.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Dec 21, 2010 6:44:52 GMT -8
^Win on the AVPM/S characters.
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Post by Alkonost Storm on Dec 21, 2010 14:28:04 GMT -8
If Carmilla from In A Glass Darkly met the Twilight Cast...
-If she did decide to target some of the guys, I think it would be to mess with their heads, and not actually feed on them. (mainly reffering to Jacob, etc) -She might take an interest in Rosalie, possibly because she brings Laura to mind. Another possibility would be Leah. why not all three??? -She wouldn't be intimidated by Edward or the other Meyerpires. Same with the Meyerwolves. Actually she'll start laughing the moment she sees the sparkles.
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Post by Tim Willard on Dec 21, 2010 15:00:58 GMT -8
What would one of my favorite character's do?
Unit Zero One Zero Three Lima November Charlie, AKA Lance - From: Coward
Let's see the wonderful sparkly Cullens stand up to 540 Megatons per SECOND of directed firepower.
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