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Post by Corporal Flashback on Jul 30, 2011 8:48:15 GMT -8
I had this really weird dream where Darren Criss was playing Tony Benn in a film and I was playing Hillary Benn and then Darren Criss, Slinky from Toy Story and Zac Goldsmith threw up on the Warren. It was actually quite disturbing and I didn't sleep for the rest of the night after that.
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Post by neoeevee on Jul 31, 2011 13:37:50 GMT -8
The night before last I had a dream where these three girls were chosen to go from our world to Equestria and become heroes and stuff, and were transformed into ponies somewhere along the way. The slightly creepy thing was that I knew who they were; they were self-inserts from a favorite Naruto fanfic of mine. Their names were Leah, Eva and Claire, and apparantly my subconscious even remembered their hair colors even though I haven't gone near their fics in ages...
Anyway, then the dream changes and now I have a figurine of pony!Eva (which is slightly dented on the side of the face), and apparantly I'm on a quest to go to Equestria too. After searching for answers for a while, this dragon turns up in my yard for no reason at all and tells me that the answers are "in the book". I have no idea if these books showed up in the dream earlier, but one is a booklet with character data on the mane 6 of MLP: FiM. The other is one of those cardboard picture books made for realllly little kids, which had these little leaf-shaped patterns embedded in each page. Some of them popped out of the book entirely, and there were hidden messages inside them. Apparantly to get to Equestria you had to find a stuffed toy of an obscure Disney villian.
So I'm hunting for the toy in the house of this one other Disney villian (can't remember who) and they'd married and started a family and all that junk and I wound up talking to the oldest kid. Sometime after that I woke up, without finding the toy. Boo. -3-
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Post by xander on Aug 6, 2011 9:35:17 GMT -8
What I dreamt of recently last night?
Out at sea. Buttsex with a super hot guy.
Suffice to say, I am going to be distracted all goddamn day by this dream.
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Post by Story Keeper on Aug 8, 2011 22:59:13 GMT -8
My big sister has a boyfriend who she lives with in Hambuurg. Let's call him P.
In the dream P came to our house, but I never acyually saw him. I was in my room when suddenly P's younger brother (who I'm guessing was about my age) teleported in there. He whipped out P's phone which was an iPhone. We were about to hack into it when we stopped. Then I woke up. The weirdest things were that I have no iea what P's phone looks like and that P has no younger brother that I know of.
The first dream I can remember happened when I was about 5. I was a cartoon character and behind me a T-rex was chasing me, also in cartoon form. Then the dream cut to the inside of the house in Blue's Clues. The presenter whose name I can't remember was on the phone talking to me. Then it cut to the hill that the house sits on. I ran up the hill and into the house. The dream cut again to the hill. Then the camera swept around to a scary mansion with a sort of spiky fence.
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Post by annabellamy on Aug 10, 2011 10:58:44 GMT -8
Not sure why, but I've had the following dreams numerously over the past two weeks:
1. I'm married to Seth MacFarlane 2. I'm an author and Seth is directing the films of my books 3. I'm trapped in a parallel universe where I'm a dog
... My brain needs some tuning -.-
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Post by scieanopsocellatus on Aug 10, 2011 12:12:35 GMT -8
This is what I get for playing Mass Effect before bed. It involved Garrus, Tali, and the captain's quarters. That's all I'm saying.
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Post by Niccoletta on Aug 10, 2011 14:32:42 GMT -8
You know that one Spongebob creepypasta? Squidward's Suicide? I had a dream about it. Sort of. I was watching a YouTube video that was said to describe the episode and show clips. It was way off. I forget the beginning, but at some point Mr. Krabs gave Spongebob a big promotion. (I think. The decorations were wedding-ish. ) Squidward was, of course, not too happy about it. But he started treating everyone oddly politely. Mr. Krabs suspected something and sent Spongebob home early. They talked outside for a moment, then Sponge was sent off. Mr. Krabs went back into the Krusty Krab. It was dark and deserted. He walked into his office and there was Squidward sitting upon his desk, wearing some sort of pirate captain's outfit and a feathery blonde wig under the hat. He started speaking to Krabs in sort of a seductive tone. He got close, pulled out a fish hook, and slit Krabs' throat. Then he stood on the desk, climbed into a furnished alcove above that wasn't there before, and threw coins on his dying employer, laughing. I never got to see the rest of the video. Cut to an internet forum/chatroom. I said something about combating nightmares by becoming a Nightmare Fetishist (I talk about TVTropes even in dreams). Then I said something about the ear pain I was experiencing in-dream. Some guy standing behind me asked me why I was complaining about it when I already allowed him to make several holes in my torso. I explained that my masochism is situational. Then one of the chatroom-goers went on about how his son was the last (non-magical?) human and how hard it would be to grow up in a world like this. Edward Cullen and a few of the Weasleys were also in the chatroom. Is there something wrong with me?
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Post by Philophobia on Aug 11, 2011 20:44:33 GMT -8
Something to do with watermelons.
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Post by aealo on Aug 13, 2011 22:38:35 GMT -8
It involved Euronymous, rope, and a double bed. Piece it together.
Yeah, it was the worst dream ever.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Aug 14, 2011 0:53:11 GMT -8
Erm... a black guy from South Africa and a white girl from the U.S. were walking. Then they were making out. Then they went to New York. I really hope I'm not being racist here.
Also, a few days ago, I had a dream that I was stuck on level 15 of Portal (which I actually am irl) but there were other people there. And giant killer robots that you had to shoot with the portal gun to make them short-circut.
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Post by aealo on Aug 14, 2011 16:05:16 GMT -8
So Anna and I got married at an Emilie Autumn concert and then moved to Canada and adopted two gay children.
Yeah I don't know either.
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Post by Wreather on Aug 18, 2011 4:56:45 GMT -8
I had a dream where I was on Facebook, and then a schoolmate I never talked to in school IMed me through FB Chat and said "BITCH BITCH BITCHHHH!!! look at this" and sent me a link. I didn't even click the link because I wanted to type "what?" but then I got spammed by "scarring" pictures and videos with screamers. And then there was this music that would NOT STOP until I closed the fucking thing. The page would keep popping up on its own though. And then I realized what she sent me was a nimp page. (I have no idea what those nimp things are supposed to do but I guess I dreamt of scarring pictures and screamer videos from what I looked up about them.) I tried asking my sister for help because I was panicking but she got scarred too. And then I woke up.
After I went back to sleep from that one, I had a dream where someone actually confessed his feelings for me for the first time. It felt so nice, especially when he kept hugging me. /foreveralone
But then some lady made us cut some spider eggs (which were just small black hard pebble-like things?) and... cat eggs. Since when did cats lay eggs? The eggs were blue and oval-shaped. After that, the spider eggs started to hatch, and apparently they started feeding off people so I ran away and thankfully woke up soon after.
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Post by Wham Bam I Am! Jam on Aug 18, 2011 8:52:08 GMT -8
Couple of nights ago, I had a dream where I was Cloud Strife but I was in the real world. It turned out that there was an evil cult based in my school and I teamd up with all the characters from my pet project The Wind At Your Back to try and stop them. Then they all got brainwashed except for one, Misto, who was kidnapped and strapped down on a table in the Science block because he was going to be used as a human sacrifice.
Anyway, I then teamed up with Train Heartnet from Black Cat to save Misto. The leader of the evil cult had some really weird logic where the cult needed two sacrifices, one young and one old. I have no clue if they killed any elderly people.
Then it turned out that my brainwashed characters had been forced into joining the cult and that misto's brother was going to be the one to kill him. There was a lot of crying involved in the dream and then I woke up.
Yeah, I don't know either. I really ought to write some of these down.
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Post by nchaos on Aug 18, 2011 9:34:35 GMT -8
Ready for this? Last nightI had a dream combining my small circle of friends, characters from Frasier and the Dresden Files. during some kind of zombie apocalypse type shit. Martin got turned intoa zombie, Niles fainted, and then Rashid turned him back, or something. I can't remember. It was fucking weird, though.
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Post by Weed Candy (AwesomesauceSoup) on Aug 18, 2011 17:11:31 GMT -8
I've had three strange dreams in the past few days. Okay, so in stores they were selling this new wave of toys... featuring real, live baby animals packaged with little plastic toy versions of that animal. Even though this violates every common sense and animal protection law ever in existence and ones not even thought up yet, no1curr because it's a dream, and they were selling like mad. A (real-life) family friend got one, and I went over to his house to see it; it was a bunny. They also had (not in real life) a big ol' dog, and a snake.
I pretty much stole their bunny and snake and brought them back to my place. I tried to keep them herded up in a general area, which succeeded for a bit, but then I fell asleep. When I woke up, the snake was cornering my sister, with the bunny stuck under the couch. I tried to tell my sister that the snake is harmless and won't hurt her (it was a larger version of your average garden snake, actually), and just as I reached forward to get it, it latched onto and started swallowing her... arm. No real way to continue eating from there, but we all acted like it attached itself to her head.
So I look up a guide on the Internet about how to remove snakes before I decide "FUCK THIS SHIT," pull out a butcher knife and cut the snake's tail off. Words just popped into my head "...but that may not be enough to deter it," and I pulled of something AWESOME when I wedged the knife right between my sister's arm and the snake's head, and sliced that asshole all the way down the length of her arm.
Snake drops off, cut in half and fucking DEAD, and I contemplate how I'm supposed to tell one of my childhood friends that I brutally murdered their beloved(?) pet snake.
Despite this, the strangest part of this dream is that even though I was chopping the fuck out of a snake with a butcher knife, there wasn't even a scratch on my sister or a hint of blood anywhere. It was almost cartoony.
In this dream, my sister had to go in for a surgery, so of course we take her in. My family is brought into the operation room, where Erika is put on a table, and the surgeon takes out a sharpie to mark the bottom and left sides of a square right above her stomach, where he's about to cut. Things are fine, and suddenly, he plunges the scalpel in and doesn't even TRY to cut on the line he's drawn. This struck a few wrong chords with me, and then I instantly realized that... he's not qualified to be a doctor!
I somehow instantly knew that he was a medical student studying at a nearby college, in his third year, and didn't know fuck all what he was doing. So, I abruptly got up, and ran down the hallway, when I suddenly remembered words that popped into my head... "If you run down a hall and look to your right and you see a mirror, and you stare at that mirror for twenty seconds, your surgeon will be replaced with one from the negaworld."
I turn around, bust through the door, and push the surgeon off and a magically-appearing qualified surgeon takes his place while my hair blows in nonexistent wind because I just saved my sister's goddamned life.
Again.
This one's pretty short.
As the title implies, it started off with my family going out to a nearby pond to fish, just for kicks. While I'm paddling a canoe (yes, canoe) out into the middle of the lake, I see a Native American man fishing... and he's caught a goddamn shark. Well, almost. He is wrestling with it as if his life depended on it. So, I decide that yes, I am gonna fish right here, because it would be AWESOME if I could catch a shark, too.
I catch some measly little thing, and while I'm reeling it in, it bumps into the man's shark. He is absolutely taken aback and looks like I've just stormed his residence, killed his family, and kicked him out of his home. He goads the shark into my canoe, and I know that IT'S ON, FISHING WAR GO.
Well, uh, nothing came of that, because suddenly cut to me on the shore of the lake, with lines of REALLY big shrimp (well, not that big. Just about the same size as a fully-grown dachshund dog.) going by. Each is carrying some weird kind of still-in-the-box Transformers knockoff action figure that my sister (not the one from the surgery dream, the other one from the pet dream) is handing out to them like party favors as an "apology for disturbing their home and resting place."
I wat'd then woke up.
I had a REALLY short dream right before the surgery one where a remote-control sized ATV that I got for my birthday was rolling over a large log. I called it Alexia/Alexi for some reason.
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Post by annabellamy on Aug 19, 2011 7:15:00 GMT -8
I had a dream last night that I went to Goldsmith's to study Anthropology and Seth MacFarlane was my teacher, plus the university was on the island from WiiFit.
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Post by Niccoletta on Aug 21, 2011 19:04:57 GMT -8
In last night's dream there was a man sitting at a computer. He was supposed to be WolfGod. I kept feeling like hugging him, but I was worried about bothering him.
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Post by Catalpa on Aug 22, 2011 6:18:39 GMT -8
I had a dream about going into this clinic to get sterilized. I filled out all this paperwork, paid the fee, and they told me to come back in a week. But when I went home, my stepmom found out and started ranting and raving about how they can't sterilize me, how it's illegal to do so to a consenting adult. But I was all like: "Whatever, you can't stop me."
But when I headed out, she followed me, and brought the freaking cops. And I was sure that they would shut down the clinic if I led them to it, so I went to this mall instead and spend the entire time having a tea party with a bunch of seven year olds and their animate toys.
And then my stepmom tried to poison my tea. Well, with this stuff that would make me feel really guilty and confess everything. But I didn't drink it and instead dumped the tea all over a cop and ran for it.
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Post by scieanopsocellatus on Aug 22, 2011 7:55:58 GMT -8
Couple nights ago, I dreamt that me and mom were trying to go to SeaWorld, but my aunt kept slowing us down cuz things weren't perfect. When I told her to stop being so fucking picky so that we could leave, she starts yelling at me and refuses to let me go to SeaWorld. And mom couldn't stop her for some reason. Soooo...rather disturbing. Pretty much summed up my feelings for my aunt.
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Post by Corporal Flashback on Aug 25, 2011 1:07:42 GMT -8
Last night I had a dream that the paywall at the Times was down and I learnt the evils of the universe, and then I married Evan Harris and threw M&Ms are aeroplanes.
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Post by slave4vamps on Aug 25, 2011 1:31:55 GMT -8
I dreamed Jeffree Star was teaching a baking class and I was in it LOL. He taught us how to make carrot cake and cut it up into fancy diamond shaped pieces.
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Post by annabellamy on Aug 25, 2011 2:45:32 GMT -8
Last night I dreamt that everyone at my university was naked -.-
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Post by Philophobia on Aug 25, 2011 4:08:07 GMT -8
Baby Bunting from 'Baby Geniuses', the Easter Bunny and for some reason, Allah; are trying to get into my house. Then there's crates and crates of lollypops and snakes hiding in my freezer.
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Post by KeyOfTheTwilight on Aug 25, 2011 23:51:34 GMT -8
Since I was playing Persona 3 Portable I had a dream about me shooting myself in the head to call upon my persona. I get dreams like that when I'm into something. Like going around Shibuya fighting Noise with Neku from the world ends With you. Or climb buildings around italy in the renaissance times for no apparent reason. XD
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Post by Aethryx on Aug 26, 2011 0:16:48 GMT -8
Last night I dreamed I was fighting off giants in this forest, next to a rainbow bridge and a guy with a horn. >>
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Post by Mia Garossa on Aug 26, 2011 2:36:00 GMT -8
I dreamed of being out at night going supposedly to work, and somehow ended up in a tour bus built specifically to show holographic horror images going to the next bus stop. There was a stuffed pterosaur thrown in the mix...and I actually flailed it to check my sanity in that dream.
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Post by Melon Collies [Mo] on Aug 26, 2011 7:50:27 GMT -8
Mine last night involved going to Disneyland or somethin' (it didn't really look like Disneyland, but it was stated several times in the dream that it was, so whatevs) with a bud and sneaking around the park (in the off-limits part, no less) and sliding on a waterslide, which somehow ended up hurting a bunch of people somehow and we were banned... And... then it turned into a dream about a very obviously autistic guy whom was rather attractive and I started getting a crush on. >>; I can't remember most of it, but I think he sang really well and his obsession was making movies. ...I need to write down dreams like these, they were really awesome, even if they were weird as hell. XD
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Post by Anya the Purple on Aug 26, 2011 17:27:02 GMT -8
Everyone on TS was going on this big group camping trip. Except everyone was someone I knew IRL. Y'know that's the second dream I've had about a TS get-together?
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Post by Darth Sariah on Aug 26, 2011 18:11:47 GMT -8
Rather bad dream.
If anyone hasn't (I assume most have not) read the Gunslinger Girl manga then I'll give you a brief overview of the setting.
Italy, X amount of years into the future, takes in victims of violent crimes and terrorism in its own country through a welfare system. Recent breakthroughs in medical science allow cybernetic enhancements in children. Italian gov't uses these to secretly train children to be assassins and soldiers. Each of these child assassins has someone assigned to be their overseer and their loyalty to that person is compelled by brainwashing.
I was one of those overseers. Only it was a day of initiation to the agency. Part of the initiation is watching a snuff film to make agents understand how important this young person is and what life they faced before being taken by the agency. The things I watched on that film were just fucked up. Excuse my language but it was just that bad.
I expect this will be a multi part story by the time it closes.
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Post by annaofcrazyland on Aug 30, 2011 7:34:34 GMT -8
So Anna and I got married at an Emilie Autumn concert and then moved to Canada and adopted two gay children.
Yeah I don't know either. Anna? Wait, does that mean me, or do you know another girl named Anna? xD If it's me, then I think it's fucking epic. xD
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