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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2011 20:05:49 GMT -8
I decided to make this because Ii dont necessarily fit a black's person stereotype: I looovvveee rock I play guitar I barely watch BET ...and several more I can't think of
Which ones do you fit? Which ones do you hate? Which ones do you completely ROFL at?
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Post by Demeter on Feb 19, 2011 20:35:36 GMT -8
I fit the "girls are smart" category. I don't fit in the "girls hate math" category, though.
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Post by Kookie on Feb 19, 2011 20:37:19 GMT -8
Well, since I'm from Kentucky... -I don't ride a horse or a tractor. I don't even own either of those. But someone asked me on a plane once if I had a horse 0.o -I'm not marrying my cousin or my brother. (random fact, it's illegal to marry your first cousin in KY. It's legal in 19 states.) -I do like KFC. A lot. (Don't know if that's actually a stereotype for KY but I'm gonna include this anyways.) -I wear shoes when I go out in public, but I hardly ever wear them inside my house or at a friends house. I almost never wore them when I went to the pool or went outside during spring and summer, but ever since I stepped on a nail...
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Post by Too Funk to Druck{Truthiness} on Feb 19, 2011 20:40:48 GMT -8
I barely listen to rap. I hate using horrible grammar. I dislike the 'n' word with great intensity. No matter who uses it.
However, I do like watermelon, Kool-Aid, and fried chicken. But that's because they're delicious!
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Post by Eduardo on Feb 19, 2011 21:25:41 GMT -8
Asian stereotypes!
I have... - Androgynous looks - I know martial arts (...and a lot of other things, all of which I can use to break people) - video gaaaamessss
And now... - I hate math and am average at science - I'm so fucking lazy it's unbelievable - My family is not a creepy conservative middle-class Chinese/Japanese family that wants me to marry within a certain race and have lots of babies - I don't speak Engrish (my relatives, on the other hand...) - I don't look like a stereotypical Asian (Chinese/Japanese). Sometimes people ask me what I am. I'm human, thank you. What are you? Some kind of talking amoeba? - Penis size...no comment. - Don't like stuff just because it's from Japan - I'm not from China or Japan, I'm from Texas
Speaking of Texas...
- I don't own cowboy boots, a cowboy hat, giant belt buckles, etc - I don't say y'all (but a lot of people here do), and I don't have a Texas accent - I'm not a redneck (or white) - I'm not a crazy Bible-thumper - I don't like steak that much - I don't like Mexican food that much, either... - I'm not a Republican - I don't drive pick-up trucks with 150 lb guard dogs in them, or run around waving shotguns at people (that last one may change if I ever have a child - daughter or son, whoever they're dating is going to have a little talk with me, if you know what I mean)
Artist stereotypes next
- I don't do drugs - I don't draw animu - I don't do abstract expressionism - I'm not a hipster (fact: most hipsters don't think they're hipsters. Interesting.) - I'm not a scruffy bearded white guy in my mid twenties just trying to find my soul in my art (my soul is made of naked people, fyi. Naked people and fruit baskets.)
In summary, I'm actually a very boring individual.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2011 22:43:34 GMT -8
Black girl stereotypes: Don't like cool aid or fried chicken. Watermelon is fine though. I have decent grammar. I don't like being told I'm someone's nigger. I am not from Africa. I am not impoverished. I am not pregnant. There is no chance I am pregnant unless I need to have a word with God.
Teenage girl: I try not to say like, and have mostly succeeded. I don't wear make up. I spend about 30 seconds on my hair in the morning. I am good at math and science. I fear high heels. I don't want children. I haven't worn a skirt for months. I don't fixate on boys.
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Post by queencherryfairy on Feb 20, 2011 0:03:59 GMT -8
Arkansas stereotypes: -I'm not a hillbilly. -I don't have a strong southern accent. (My family moved to Arkansas from Iowa, so I sound very northern midwestern with just a slight hint of southern.) -I do, however, like to walk in my bare feet when I'm just out in my backyard. It's faster, easier, and more comfortable. -I don't breed with my cousins or any other relative. ->_> <_< Buuuuuut, there WAS one instance of inbreeding some generations back on my father's side of the family, so I guess you could say I'm a product of inbreeding. However, those relatives weren't from Arkansas. -I'm very liberal. -I'm not a raging racist. White sterotypes: -I don't like rock music. -Buuuuut, I'm a huge showtunes junkie. That's even whiter than acoustic guitars. -And....rennaissance festivals. I go to rennaissance festivals. *hangs head in defeat* Ohgod,I'msowhiteI'mtransparent. Female stereotypes: -I have no shame in admitting that I fall into the "Girls Hate Math" stereotype. It's always been my worst subject. -Fuck yeah, I like things that are whimsical and magical! *plays another episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"* Up yours, neigh-sayers! D8< -I never wear make-up. -I pay very little attention to my hair. -I pay very little attention to my clothes. Lesbian sterotypes: -I never wear make-up. -I pay very little attention to my hair. -I pay very little attention to my clothes. ............................damn it. >_>;;;;; -I'm ashamed to admit it, but I have a hard time trusting men. It's not that my dad ever beat me or anything. He's a wonderful person who I respect and admire. Other men, though? I don't know why, but it takes me much longer to warm up to a guy than it does for me to warm up to a girl. -I don't go out and screw every drunk chick in a bar. I'm an eighteen-year-old virgin who's never even gone out on a proper date. Do you really expect me to be doing some sort of Lady Gaga shit?! -I...I love Doc Martens. >//w//< How can you not?!
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Post by annaofcrazyland on Feb 20, 2011 2:57:54 GMT -8
Arkansas stereotypes: -I'm not a hillbilly. -I don't have a strong southern accent. (My family moved to Arkansas from Iowa, so I sound very northern midwestern with just a slight hint of southern.) -I do, however, like to walk in my bare feet when I'm just out in my backyard. It's faster, easier, and more comfortable. -I don't breed with my cousins or any other relative. ->_> <_< Buuuuuut, there WAS one instance of inbreeding some generations back on my father's side of the family, so I guess you could say I'm a product of inbreeding. However, those relatives weren't from Arkansas. -I'm very liberal. -I'm not a raging racist. White sterotypes: -I don't like rock music. -Buuuuut, I'm a huge showtunes junkie. That's even whiter than acoustic guitars. -And....rennaissance festivals. I go to rennaissance festivals. *hangs head in defeat* Ohgod,I'msowhiteI'mtransparent. Female stereotypes: -I have no shame in admitting that I fall into the "Girls Hate Math" stereotype. It's always been my worst subject. -Fuck yeah, I like things that are whimsical and magical! *plays another episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"* Up yours, neigh-sayers! D8< -I never wear make-up. -I pay very little attention to my hair. -I pay very little attention to my clothes. Lesbian sterotypes: -I never wear make-up. -I pay very little attention to my hair. -I pay very little attention to my clothes. ............................damn it. >_>;;;;; -I'm ashamed to admit it, but I have a hard time trusting men. It's not that my dad ever beat me or anything. He's a wonderful person who I respect and admire. Other men, though? I don't know why, but it takes me much longer to warm up to a guy than it does for me to warm up to a girl. -I don't go out and screw every drunk chick in a bar. I'm an eighteen-year-old virgin who's never even gone out on a proper date. Do you really expect me to be doing some sort of Lady Gaga shit?! -I...I love Doc Martens. >//w//< How can you not?! Fuck yeah, Doc Martens. <33 I didn't know it was a lesbian stereotype, though.
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Post by Trueblade on Feb 20, 2011 5:48:11 GMT -8
Asian stereotypes: -I'm not skinny, dammit -I'm not squinty either -History is my best subject (but not the one I enjoy the most) -I'm not in orchestra nor do I play any string instrument -I procrastinate like you don't even and I don't study unless I absolutely have to -English is my first language, thank you very much. And I suck at Korean, so suck on that. * -I wear glasses -I'm awesome at math -I'm nerdy/geeky -Good at art for my age, I suppose -I'm a black belt in TKD
Female stereotypes: -FUCK, I despise flats and flip flops. Who invented those atrocities? -I'm awesome at math -I don't play volleyball, kthnx -Lip gloss, lipstick, mascara, blush, foundation and all that shit that isn't eyeliner or eye shadow can go die in a ditch somewhere -Skinny jeans (and all jeans in general) and Uggs can go suck my imaginary dick -I wear regular tshirts, not female cut, and basketball shorts every day -I pretty much never go shopping unless it's for groceries. And besides, I'm stingy and cheap, so I'd never spend my money on anything that isn't video games * -High heels are sexy. They also make excellent weapons. -Long hair -_- -I can be a fangirl at times, just saying
And no, just because I'm from Texas doesn't mean I say "y'all" or wear cowboy hats and boots everywhere.
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Post by gisbon on Feb 20, 2011 9:11:07 GMT -8
Well, since I'm from Kentucky... -I don't ride a horse or a tractor. I don't even own either of those. But someone asked me on a plane once if I had a horse 0.o -I'm not marrying my cousin or my brother. (random fact, it's illegal to marry your first cousin in KY. It's legal in 19 states.) -I do like KFC. A lot. (Don't know if that's actually a stereotype for KY but I'm gonna include this anyways.) -I wear shoes when I go out in public, but I hardly ever wear them inside my house or at a friends house. I almost never wore them when I went to the pool or went outside during spring and summer, but ever since I stepped on a nail... SOUTHERN PRIDE BUU. I kind of fit in the Kentucky Gun-lover Stereotype, but not too far. I am really the opposite of most Southern Stereotypes other than the Slow-looking Fast-car.
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Post by Pripyat Rarity on Feb 20, 2011 11:59:43 GMT -8
I'm English, however...
* I'm not polite * I hate queuing * I don't have rotten teeth * I hate tea * I don't speak with either a posh toff accent or a Cockney accent * I don't live in a stately home and I certainly do not have a butler * I don't read The Times; I read the Star, thank you very much * I hate cricket * I don't drink beer very often and when I do, it has to be ice cold * I have never in my life used the word "spiffing" * My breakfast in the morning is more likely to be toast and peanut butter rather than bacon, eggs and sausages
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Post by pandora on Feb 20, 2011 12:09:14 GMT -8
Okay...well...lemme think:
Engaged/Bride stereotypes I do NOT fit:
-I am not a bridezilla. -I do not expect my bridesmaids to loose weight to fit their dresses. -I actually love it when my fiance contributes ideas and help in the planning process. -My dress is not white. -I don't screech and cry when plans fall through. -I am not going to have male strippers at my bachleorette party Bride stereotypes I DO fit:
-I worry about the day going perfectly. -I feel a tad over-whelmed with the planning sometimes. -I will not allow strippers/hookers/porn stars at my fiance's bachelor party (for the record, he's perfectly cool with this anyway). -I am excited about having a bridal shower. -I'm excited about getting married period.
Asian Stereotypes I don't fit: -I SUCK at math. I don't just hate it, i SUCK at it. -I'm not from Japan, I'm from California. -I can't speak Japanese. -I don't watch a shitton of anime. -I don't sell my underwear to old men. -Not to into the idea of being tentacle-fucked. -I speak clear, fluent english.
Asian stereotypes I KINDA fit: -I am Buddhist/Hindu. -I love Asian food. -I love Asian cinema.
Actor stereotypes I do NOT fit: -i am not gay. -I am not overly dramatic in everything I do. -I don't walk around wearing all black/dressed like Shakespeare. -I am not spoiled and rich/carry a little lapdog in my purse. -i do theatre, not movies. -I actually work very hard in what I do. -I don't do only Shakespeare. -I don't say Shakespearean lines in a British dialect unless instructed to do so.
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Post by queencherryfairy on Feb 20, 2011 12:20:11 GMT -8
^ Kudos to you for not always speaking with a British accent when doing Shakespeare! That's always been kind of a pet peeve of mine. I wish someone would put on a performance of Romeo and Juliet in which all of the actors have Italian accents.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2011 13:01:10 GMT -8
Okay, I live in Hawaii, so:
-I am not of Hawaiian or Asian descent. -I have never been in a canoe. -I have no idea how to speak Hawaiian. -I have good grammar. I would never say "Eh, bra. Wat you like do today"... I think I just lost brain cells. -I don't know how to play the ukulele. I prefer sax and guitar, thank you. -I have as much technology as everyone else. -I don't live in a straw hut.
Now for Band!:
-I am not one hundred percent nerdy. Maybe 91 at the most. -I don't wear glasses. -I'm not in love with my saxophone (but if anyone touches her, I'll kill them)
Ones I do fit:
-The only parties I've ever been to are band parties (however, they are stranger than most parties, with the adult diapers and costumes and what not) -I don't have a girlfriend (yet), but the girl I like is in band.
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Post by Lil' Raskol LobLaw on Feb 20, 2011 14:08:35 GMT -8
I live in Texas...
I do not ride horses. I am not part of a ranch. I don't have an accent. I'm not ultra-conservative, quite the opposite in fact.
I am a teenage girl...
I'm not shallow. I'm not obsessed with boys. I respect my parents.
I am Asian...
I'm shit at math. I'm not really a fan of anime. I don't eat Pocky all the time (though it is delicious) I don't look Asian. (My friends say that I'm Mexican.)
I'm in Band...
I do have a life. I'm not a band-obsessed. I have friends outside of band.
Yeah, those are the only ones that I can recall.
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Post by Eduardo on Feb 20, 2011 14:50:16 GMT -8
Whoa, Texans everywhere! It's like I'm in the same country as you guys.
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Post by kleptomaniack on Feb 20, 2011 16:49:03 GMT -8
Yeah Texans! -I do not own a ranch, do not ride horses, and do not even have a Southern accent. I don't even say "ya'll," despite having been here for 5 1/2 years. -I love cornbread (that's Southern, right?) -I do not like steak or football -I don't like country music -I'm not a big fan of Mexican food -I can speak some Spanish Asian stereotypes debunked (well, I'm half): -I'm a good student and have a good work ethic, to be honest -I tend to be submissive and try to respect my elders, even if I disagree, I at least try to have dignity -However, I'm not a math genius. I was a good math student up until calculus, and I suck at physics. -I'm not tiny, petite, and don't have slanted eyes. I have a large bone structure, I love to eat, and I'm not what you'd consider "cute." I look kind of Hispanic. -I don't like a lot of "cute" things. I also don't like K-dramas or K-pop. Middle Eastern stereotypes (kinda): -I love hummus, falafel, and lamb! -I like to dress modestly (not like a prude, but I'm not the kind of person to show off a lot of skin unless it's necessary) -However, I'm unusually opinionated and unconventional for a submissive woman. -And I'm not Muslim Young Female: -I don't hate pink, but it's not a color I wear too often. -I am not boy crazy and it takes me a long time to be attracted to someone. I can honestly say I really value a good personality over looks 9 times out of 10. -I like to dance (though I suck at it -I actually like to wear some eye makeup and lipstick, but not too much. -I don't like spas, being pampered, or chivalry. I honestly feel uncomfortable when I'm treated like a princess. -I'd rather get hurt doing martial arts (it's fun!) than do a "girl" sport like cheerleading. -I don't wear skirts. Ever. Dresses, sure, but never skirts.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2011 17:10:53 GMT -8
Texas -I don't have an accent -I don't live on a ranch -contrary to what I say on omegle, I don't own a horse -I don't say the word ain't
parts I do fit -I am politically conservative (but I'm not an idiot) -I have ridden a mechanical bull
Homeschooling -I don't own a denim jumper. Never have never will. -I only have three siblings (one of whom isn't related to the other two) -I am cappable of social interaction. -I am neither an idiot, nor a super genius -I am not allowed to do school in my pjs -I don't live on a farm. -I do know where babies come from.
However -I am a tad shy. -When I was eight I only wore dresses (but, only because it was just easier than finding clothes that matched.) -I have neither gone on a date, nor have I ever been kissed.
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Post by Darth Sariah on Feb 20, 2011 22:20:02 GMT -8
Yet another Texan: -No ranch -No horse -No pickup truck (yet) -I do have the accent but it is not overbearing -I'd prefer a hamburger over a steak any day -I love Mexican food -I speak enough Spanish to live if I ever got lost to Mexico but not enough to hold a two way conversation -Politically I am liberal thinking with conservative economic policies -I want to own a gun. Period. - No cowboy boots, big ass belt buckles, hell I don't even like jeans. - Country music is ok. - No bible thumping here
Irish stereotypes I am only of Irish descent from my mother's side. - No red hair - Despite some of my posts suggesting otherwise, I am not constantly drunk. - I would not EVER consider wife beating. - I am not Catholic or Protestant, I'm not even religious. - I do occasionally slip into an Irish accent even if I don't realize it. It's just how I talk.
White and or Guy Stereotypes: - I do listen to rock. - I do on often occasion not cut my hair or shave and look like a douche-bag because of it. - I am habitually lazy - I am not 'poor white trash' living in a trailer park - I do not look at every girl that comes across into my field of vision. (he lies) Shut up! - I do not envision any girl as a 'sexual conquest' - I speed often. In fact my first ticket was 74 MPH in a 35 speed limit. I am damn lucky he just gave me a ticket when I could have been arrested.
Something I added just because: - I am philosophical in my outlooks on life. This does not imply that I think everyone who believes in God is a complete moron.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Feb 20, 2011 23:05:25 GMT -8
Asian - I can't do [good] martial arts to save my life. - I'm not a math wizard. It's fun, but I'm not a professional at it. - I'm not penny-pinchy. I am a tad, but not to the point of insanity. - I don't really care about bringing shame to famiry. - I have played the violin...and the piano...>_>'' - My parents...good GOD, my parents, they're the pinnacle of the stereotype. @_@ - I do look young for my age. I could sneak into a middle school and no one would notice I'm actually a college student. Anime Fan - I am not the OMG KAWAII DESU NE type. - I do not think Japan = Eden. I would like to visit in a worldwide trip someday, though. - I don't eat Pocky 24/7. - I'm not a huge fan of Naruto or Bleach. I'm more into the obscure-ish ones. - I don't wear cosplay 24/7. Yaoi Fangirl - I'm not crazy about my fandoms. - I put logic ahead of liking fanservice moments. - I don't hate female characters. - I don't draw/write yaoi all day, every day. (I used to, but those days are now in the past...and my nightmares) Sheltered - I'm not innocent to the point I don't know what porn is. I actually know more than I let on. - There is a lot of things I don't know and still need to figure out. I had to ask my buddies what the G-spot was. - I'm not into the happy, bubbly crap. I prefer the dark side of things. - I have been kissed. Wannabe Young Adult Author - I try to keep my stories away from romance. I keep romance around, but I try to center the story around something else (ex. family). - Vampires aren't really present. They are in one, but they're the baddies.
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Post by The Stig on Feb 21, 2011 1:02:03 GMT -8
Because, I am half German: -I am not a Nazi -I do not have a signed copy of Mein Kampf -I don't eat sausage every day -I don't wear short shorts.
Because I live in Silicon Valley -I am not that much of a tech geek. -I don't not go to some futuristic college. -I don't drink Starbucks -I am not a cyber punk
Because I am a furry. -I don't screw animals -I don't furpile (that often) -No I do not do EPIC ARTZ!!!! -I don't role play -I don't wear my costume in public
Because I am aspiring to go into the Army after college. -I am not a crazed psyco -I am a trained marksman -I won't die, don't worry. -I am not a warmonger
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Post by Pinkemon on Feb 21, 2011 2:11:03 GMT -8
Hmm. Well. Let's see...
Female (anti)Stereotypes:
I do not wear make-up or fancy clothing, I hate shopping, I am not interested in relationships and I don't flaunt my appearance in general.
I do, however, dislike getting dirty. (Not sure if that counts as a girly stereotype, but whatever)
People of my age group (anti)stereotypes:
I am not social at all and HATE partying. I do however spend a lot of time online and I love to play videogames. In that regard, I certainly am not one of those asshole gamers.
Dutch people (anti)stereotypes: I'd post about this if I knew what foreign people generally think of Dutch people. The only ones I can think of are: "Dutch people do drugs a lot" and "Dutch people are cheap" and I don't fit the first. The second...meh...I only like to spend money on things if I really want them. I also don't spend that much because I simply am lazy. XD
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Post by G-Viral on Feb 21, 2011 3:07:12 GMT -8
I have only one stereotypical Irish part in me (discounting my like of strong liquor): my beard is completely black except around my chin, where it is completely and totally ginger. Every other hair on my body is dark brown, bordering on black, but my beard? Ginger as a biscuit.
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Post by Jean-Thomas Renault on Feb 21, 2011 4:58:33 GMT -8
American stereotypes I DO fit: -I believe America is the greatest country in the world and is slipping to the status of lesser countries (but no, it has absolutely nothing to do with my nationality, but for the form of limited government and anti-interventionist policies my country has had utilized once upon a time. -I do eat fattening fast food, albeit my metabolism for the being prevents me form gaining any weight.
American stereotypes I DO NOT fit: -I do not particularly care for baseball, or most sports. I like certain teams, but sports is something I generally find to be pointless. I'd rather watch Buffy than the Superbowl, too. -No, I do not simply reject other cultures from a close-minded perspective. Instead, I try to objectively evaluate their merits or demerits as I do the merits and demerits of my own culture.
Young Male stereotypes I DO fit: -Unfortunately, I do have a tendency to speed and not wear my seat belt. -I lack certain literary analysis capabilities, and would rather read any non-fiction book than read Wuthering Heights. -I am extremely visually oriented.
Young Male stereotypes I DO NOT fit: -No, I'm not particularly attracted to females with D-cup sizes, just not me. -I'm definitely not very athletic.
Rightwing stereotypes I DO fit -Advocate free markets with no subsidies for "green" energy and Big Business; no corporate welfare, no bailouts, no gov supported monopolies. -Flat sales tax; abolition of progressive income tax -All forms of energy decided by market competition -Pro gun rights -Limited government, balanced budget amendment -Static minimum wage to curve inflation and provide employment to greater numbers of unemployed working class people who might likely otherwise be employed but thanks to artificial costs imposed on businesses when minimum wage is continuously raised because of political rhetoric. -School choice -No forced unionization of teachers -No "card check" -Secure the borders now, 5 year immigration freeze excepting a limited guest worker which allows the US to choose qualified foreign candidates to become US citizens. -Global warming exists, man's impact on climate change is infinitesimal, climate models are incredibly deceiving, oh and, warmer is better, global warming is GOOD news; what would be problematic for the economy, the environment, and civilization in general would be global cooling.)
Rightwing stereotypes I DO NOT fit -Not a gay basher (actually I believe in individual liberty and thus that the government has no business in the bedrooms of consenting adults) -No, I'm not religious, I reject neoconservative government funded Faith Based programs and call it what it is--Big Government with a necon twist. -No, you don't have to wait till marriage; I VERY STRONGLY advocate teen contraception and informed sexual decisions; have fun, just be responsible and remember that actions have consequences.
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Post by MeghanJH on Feb 21, 2011 5:40:36 GMT -8
We gots another Texan in the house y'all! XD I do say y'all a lot My family does own a cattle ranch I own four pair of cowboy boots I showed animals all through-out junior high and high school I own several western shirts My accent can be really thick at times
Sorority girl stereotypes (helped by the fact that I am in a Christian sorority)/College Stereotypes I don't like to drink or party I am not stupid (I have been on the Dean's List every single semester since I started college) I don't stay up until 2:00 a.m. every night I don't do my work last minute
Girl stereotypes I can do basic maintenance on my car I know more about how vehicles work than my boyfriend I don't spend hours getting ready, my record is five minutes to get ready (that includes a shower, I never blow dry my hair) I am not afraid of getting dirty, I was even nicknamed Mud Jones as a kid I hate RomComs but love action movies
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Post by nchaos on Feb 21, 2011 11:33:44 GMT -8
Manson fan stereotypes I happily reject -I am NOT gawthy. -I can spell, and don't throw the words "black" and "dark" into every paragraph. -I HATE "The Beautiful People" and never heard it until a year or so after liking Manson. -Amazingly enough, I CAN hold a conversation about MM without going back to how uber hawt he is (you'd be surprised at some of these people, seriously) -I AM on the Babalon forum. I am NOT a troll.
Ones that I'm a little ashamed of -I do most likely know every word to every goddamn song. -I will agree that he's a goddamn attractive man, and say whatever you want, you ain't changing my mind. -I absolutely flipped shit when I finally bought TLHROOH. -I was guilty, at one point, of having an entire Manson wall. -I'm on multiple Manson forums. -I've got NK and MansonWiki bookmarked.
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Post by dictatorofengland on Feb 21, 2011 18:34:41 GMT -8
Blonde stereotypes: I am not stupid I am not a slut I am not bitchy I am not shallow I don't dress in pink very often and resemble barbie in no way. I am not vain
Blonde stereotypes that apply to me:
I am feminine, does that count?
English stereotypes:
I don't have bad teeth I don't like fish and chips I am not rich I am well spoken but I don't talk like the royal family I am neither an uptight prude or a loud slag I hate football
English stereotypes that do apply to me:
I love tea I hate it when people call our football "soccer" (even though I hate football) I am polite I am cold when it comes to physical contact I am a Londoner
Girl stereotypes
I don't like pink very much I don't want children I am unsure if I want to get married I don't like most romantic comedies. I much prefer horror. I don't expect guys to pay for me I don't like guys who treat me badly I am not a nurturing housewife type, I'm actually pretty feminist (not man-hating!) I don't get soppy around babies (however I do around kittens or puppies!)
Girl stereotypes that apply to me:
I wear make up whenever I go out I wear feminine clothing I like pretty things, especially making my home pretty. I never found maths that exciting
Feminist stereotypes! Woo! I don't hate men I don't think women deserve more rights than men (equal, not more) I don't think women who actually *want* to be housewives for example should be bullied for their choice. I dress pretty girly I shave my body hair
None of the stereotypical views apply to me.
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Post by Corporal Flashback on Feb 22, 2011 10:00:26 GMT -8
I'm English, however...
* I'm not polite * I hate queuing * I don't have rotten teeth * I hate tea * I don't speak with either a posh toff accent or a Cockney accent * I don't live in a stately home and I certainly do not have a butler * I don't read The Times; I read the Star, thank you very much * I hate cricket * I don't drink beer very often and when I do, it has to be ice cold * I have never in my life used the word "spiffing" * My breakfast in the morning is more likely to be toast and peanut butter rather than bacon, eggs and sausages
These, except I would probably die without cricket and I read the Guardian now because my dad's boycotting the Times. (I have harsh words about the Star, mind you.) However, I do do that thing when you apologise when someone walks into you, that's supposed to be a very English thing. And I drink green tea with lemon, I got hooked on it in Prague. I'm from Birmingham, but I'm not an idiot and no-one here actually talks like Ozzy Osborne, that's corrupted with an American edge, idiocy and drugs. Cat Deeley or Helena Bonham-Carter in Toast (which was supposed to be a Wolverhampton accent, FAIL) are slightly good examples of the accent. My dad didn't work at Longbridge And yes, I'm a Guardian reader, but I'm not a self-hating liberal. I'm a student, but I actually go to lectures and do work instead of sleeping in til noon, going on facebook and then drinking a lot (technically a lie, that's what Fridays are for, but I don't have lectures then). I'm a football fan (NOTE: football, not soccer. It's called football because it's player with the foot. This whole bullshit about American football being called football because it's played on foot is stupid: cricket, tennis and rugby are all played on foot and have proper names. I won't smack you down for saying soccer, but I will be internally irrationally irritated. Same if you say "English Premier League" or "English Football Assocation. No, it is the Premier League and the FA, there are no others allowed to use those names.) and I'm not a hooligan. Even better, I'm a female football fan who isn't there to perve over the players (though I admit last season getting to look at Joe Hart for 45 minutes was dreamy) and I understand the offside rule, thank you very much, better than some men, actually.
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Post by Iron Maiden on Feb 22, 2011 14:13:57 GMT -8
I go there too! I'm Coma-red.
German: I am NOT a nazi thank you.
Female: I hate make-up. I don't want kids. Babies aren't cute to me(i go nuts over kittens and puppies though).
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