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Post by Kookie on Jan 1, 2011 11:31:10 GMT -8
OMGZ WILL DOSE BICHES STOP PLAYIN DA MUSIK SO LUOD?? DA ONLEE MUZIC I KAN LISTEN 2 IS EDDYKINS BOOTYFOOL PEANO SONGZ HE MAKS UP 4 BELLA!!1! I LESTEN TO KLASSIKAL MUZIK TO B LIEK DEM, CUZ IM SMRATS!
Oh, look, a Hello Kitty coloring book!
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Post by Lyra on Jan 13, 2011 20:57:16 GMT -8
OME! HELLO KITTY! IT WULD BE BETTA IF IT WUR TWILIGHT!!111!!!! DEN I CUD COLOR EDDYKINZ MASSIVE PECKERS!!!!111!!!!
Breaking Dawn was terrible.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2011 22:56:19 GMT -8
OMFG!!!d! bRAK:ing don waz lyk tly awsum... i rEFus to shay DaT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!II!!!!!SAFadlsk
I like reading
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Post by Cranky Dreamer (Ni!) on Jan 14, 2011 17:11:02 GMT -8
OMFGGHHHAH I LIEK REAHDING TWAAATLIIITE! ITS MAH FAVORRUTE BOOKAH! FUK OTTER BOOKS THERE SUCKS! (I think I broke my brain after typing that sentence...)
Would you pass a chocolate cake, please?
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Post by Lyra on Jan 14, 2011 20:12:10 GMT -8
CAEK! I LIEK CAEK! EDDYKINZ WONT EAT CAEK, SO ILL EAT IT 4 HIM!!!!1111!!! LOL HEZ VEGITARIUNZ SO HE DUZNT EAT HOOMANS, SO I MAEK HIM A MOWNTAN LIEN CAEK!!111!!!
I lost my mouse.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2011 19:12:48 GMT -8
LOLOLOL I HAZ NO MOWSE CUZ IT GOT LOSTED!!!!!!!!!!!1LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EDZY WLLI FIEND IT FRO MEEEEHHHHH!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPARKEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!
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Post by Kookie on Jan 16, 2011 19:16:35 GMT -8
LOLOLOL BILLY MAYS IS DED ZOMG HE MUSTS B A VAMPYR!1!!!!1!1!LION!11!! OME DIS IS SOOOOO AMAMZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look, I found something!
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Post by Lyra on Jan 16, 2011 21:00:09 GMT -8
ZOME I FOWND MAH EDDYKINZ POSTERRRRR!!!!111!!!! IZ SO SEXAH!!!!1111!!!!! I HANG IT BAI MAI BED SO HE CAN WACH MEH SLEEP LULZ!!!!!!1111!!
I am not hungry.
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Post by Kookie on Jan 17, 2011 8:02:26 GMT -8
IM NOOT HUNGARY!!!1!!1 I WANNA GO ON A ALLLL BLUD DEIT LIEK EDDYKINS AND OTHER VAMPRIESS BUT ONLEY ANMIALE BLUSDS!!1!!1!!!!!
Now I have everything.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2011 11:36:17 GMT -8
NOWE I HAV EVRYTHIN CUS EDDIEKINS LUVVVVS MEEE!111!!!111one!1! HE GONA TAEK MEE 2 DA MEDOW 1 DAY N U CANT CUM CUS U HAV NOTHIN UNLIKE MEE WHO HAZ EDDIE N ALSO I OHN DA WURLD!1!1111!!!one!11
What a lovely flower.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2011 19:02:52 GMT -8
OME DIS FLOWUR B SO PURTY!!!!1!!!LIEK EDDYKINZ PEKKURZ!!! I LIKE IT LOLOLOL!!!! PURTTTTTTYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2011 16:52:03 GMT -8
LIEK HAS NI1 RLY BN F5R EVN S DCD 2 USE EVEN GO WNT 2 DO LOOOK LIEK??? i HAV!!! AHAHAHAH JELOS PPL ALL OF U!
And the little rabbit went home.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2011 17:02:01 GMT -8
OME!!!!!!! TE RABIT IS HOM PPL LIEKI KIL IT TE BLOUD WIL MAK eddykinscom111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!apple111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111sparkle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the police are mean killing rabbits and putting them on the door is the only way to make Edward come
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2011 0:55:27 GMT -8
THE PLC PPL R LIEK MN KLING BUNNEESS N,N,N,N,N,N PTTNG THME ON DA DOAR ISH DA ONLEE WEY TO MEK EDDIKINS COME!!!!!!!!!111!!! IM HI!!!#!#$ R U HI?!#$!@sunshiny BUTTERFLIEEEEEEEE
Edit: (OOPS, I forgot to give you a sentence to translate, so here)
The cheereleader tryouts are next Thursday and Lizzie is going to be there.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2011 2:57:06 GMT -8
OMFE TEH CHERLEDDE R TRYOTZ R NXT THURZ ND LIZZEE IZ GUNA BEE DER!!!!!!!!!111!!!11 I WUNDR IF EDDYKINZ WIL BEE DER 2!!!!111!1!1!!! LOLZ!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!111
I won, I finally won!
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Post by Lord Lovrina on Apr 18, 2011 21:58:42 GMT -8
I winz!!!1aple i winz fianladfool u haz lozst zze gamz
It doesn't have to make sense because it's fiction.
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Post by Story Keeper on Apr 18, 2011 23:11:12 GMT -8
It's fictin!!!111!!!!!!1! Itr doesnt have too maek snes!!! Your wrong!!! Itz notk reell!!!!!11!!!
Oh my god, Edward's nowhere near as hot as before!
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2011 15:39:52 GMT -8
OME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!11 how cn u sai dat!!!!111!!111 ewderd iz da sexiest gay evar!!!111!!111111!!!!bob!!!!!!!
Romeo and Juliet is a satire
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Post by DefyingLogic on May 25, 2011 18:22:53 GMT -8
LEIK WAt!!!11?!!!?1111!1!? reomo an joolyet iz awzum n totes NT SATREE!!1!!!1!11 Iz luv sotree abutt Ward n Beella n da footur!!1!
The cake is a lie.
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Post by Madame Celeste on May 27, 2011 11:05:13 GMT -8
zZZzzZOMG PPLZ DA CAYK ISA F^@&%N LYYYY!!!!121!!@ IdZ A LYEEE< JUsS LyK JACKKUBBBZZZ N T3# STYOOOPPIT B**** LEeEYAAa!!!!!#!@#@@!!!!!!!WOLFFS SUKKK!!!!!
I need to quit my Twilight addiction, or I will vomit nonstop and my brain will turn to mush.
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Post by vampirekites on May 27, 2011 11:55:44 GMT -8
OMG liek I nEEZ 2 c0olz mai ***TWILITES**@ LuRVE*—
no wait, I'm sorry. I can't do it. It hurts too much to type that crap out.
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Post by Madame Celeste on May 27, 2011 12:07:14 GMT -8
OMG liek I nEEZ 2 c0olz mai ***TWILITES**@ LuRVE*—
no wait, I'm sorry. I can't do it. It hurts too much to type that crap out. Wait, so does that count as a response, or should we just wait for the next poster to do it?
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2011 8:33:52 GMT -8
zZZzzZOMG PPLZ DA CAYK ISA F^@&%N LYYYY!!!!121!!@ IdZ A LYEEE< JUsS LyK JACKKUBBBZZZ N T3# STYOOOPPIT B**** LEeEYAAa!!!!!#!@#@@!!!!!!!WOLFFS SUKKK!!!!! I need to quit my Twilight addiction, or I will vomit nonstop and my brain will turn to mush. ^ ZoMGG!! Iz leik nedz 2 stop tunking so myuch abut 2whylite leik im sooo bosessesed with Jakobbb hes soo hot i liek gionn t 2 thorw up n sutff for leik evarr n my brauin will liek melt cuz hesss justt sdooo huuuttttt!!! ZMG! LIEKEE JAKOEBB 4EVARRS!11111!!!111!!1 I conclude that the statement in which you say that mythological vampires that sparkle are less than reputable among the legends of the vampires is completely invalid.
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Post by Jean-Thomas Renault on May 30, 2011 11:40:58 GMT -8
So wut Stefni ddnt rsearch vampirez. Idc if u thk shez a hack writtr. Cuz u dnt like her it'z obbvious tht ur rong.
Don't you realize that there are no definitive standards by which to judge whether something is good or bad literature? There are no objective standards or universals; there is the struggle of man's will and action. We all make our own realities, and what matters is that Meyer is true to herself and her reality. If you don't appreciate that, then STFU, you ignorant, intolerant hater!
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2011 17:09:37 GMT -8
OME!!!!!11!!!!!12!!! u cnt sai dat sterefy myr iz a badd riter!!!!!!11 der iz no tru stndurds fer literitre!!!11!11123!! wats impertint iz dat shez tru 2 herself!!11!!!11!!!@#@221! so StFU stoopid h8er!!!! i bet u havnt even red da buks!!!!!!11!
Bella is the most well developed character I have ever had the fortune to read.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2011 13:42:07 GMT -8
BELLAs is leik the bests curatuerr evar!!!11 whn i red tlwilte i was suu amazed thsat sefani culd wirte su an puirsiien tat es leik reall!!1 she relaites 2 all ef uss cuz she iornddary gurrl tht faeles in lurvv with teh vapoieer edsrd ccuylen n leik iti all rumantic an stuff cuz ts leik au firyltaill!!! u obivlyy dnt knw wht tru luvvv is!!!11
You can't judge Twilight because you probably never read it and don't read a book if you don't like it, keep your opinions to yourself!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2011 14:43:19 GMT -8
u nevar red it soz ur poninz r dum adn stoopid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!edward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dnot tlak boutz itz if yo nevur redz it so TSFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!apple!
I'mma firin'... YOU, Doctor Octogonopus!
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Post by Madame Celeste on Dec 1, 2012 20:41:16 GMT -8
*breathes new life into this awesome game*
ZzzzZOMG MUDDAFUJKKASZZSZZZSSS!!!!!!!111!1!11! DOCXTORRZZ OCKCKTOGGONNNAAPPUUUUUSSS!1!11 Uuu rrrrr l13k SSOOSZZ FIIREDDD YAA SZZTUPPPIDZ FFUGLY B@$$$7rd cuuz m4h hubby EDWURDZ CUULLLINN LIEK TOTLY SEZZ SO!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!1!1
*steps out for a brief moment to vomit, then cleans up and comes back*
Where was I? Ah yes, the next phrase in the game.
The Powerpuff Girls would PWN the Cullens any day! ----> Blossom is smarter than Bella in so many ways that it's not even funny. ----> Bubbles is much cuter than Renesmee, is far more compassionate than Carlisle, and would outrun Edward by light years in a race. ----> Buttercup would CREAM Emmett in a wrestling match. Or any physical challenge for that matter. Heck, any one of the Girls could kick a meyerpire's ass without breaking a sweat. ----> And, taking my point a step further, Professor Utonium is a far better parent than Carlisle and Esme COMBINED.
(Have fun with this one! I chose the PPG's because I thought the comparison alone would really bruise a Twitard's ego, so it should make for a VERY interesting reply.)
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Post by Lyra on Dec 1, 2012 21:31:40 GMT -8
(This might kill me on the inside. I loved PPG so much as a kid)
BELLA IS SO MUCH SMARTER THEN BLOSSOM!!! BELLA READS SO MUCH BOOKS AND SHAKESPEAR!111!! SHE IS SOOOOO PRETTY! BLOSSOM IS A STUPID LITTLE KID AND NOT SEXAH!111!!
RENESNESNESMEE IS TEH KYOOTEST THING EVA!111!! SHEZ EDDYKINZ AND BELLAZ KID!11!!! SHE IS SO KYOOTER THAN BUBBLEZ!111!! CARLISLE IS SO MUCH NICER THAN BUBBLEZ TOO!!!1!11!! CARLISLE DINT EAT PEOPLE AND IS A DOCTOR!!111!! BUBBLEZ JUST DID ANIMAL THINGZ!!!111 EWWW, ANIMALS ARE CULLEN FOOD!!!!!1!! EDDYKINZ IS SOOOOOOO FASTER THAN BUBBLEZ!!!!111!! HE IS SO FAST AND STRONG!!!!111 BUBBLEZ WULDENT SAEV HER BF FROM A CAR LIKE EDDYKINZ FOR HIS GF!!!!111
EMMETT IS TEH STRONGEST EVA!!!!111 HEED SMASH BUDDERCUP!!!!111 MOER LIKE BUDDERBALL, AMIRITE!!!111??? VAMPIERZ ARE THE STRONGEST AND SEXAHEST AND KULEST AND BEST!!!111 POWDERPUFFGURLZ R JUST LITTEL GURLZ WHO GO TO SKOOL AND PUNCH MONKEEZ!!!1111
PRUFESUR YUTONY YUM IS TEH BAD FATER!!11!!! HE LETS HIS DAHTERZ GO GET HURT BY LOBSTER PEEPLE AND GERMZ!!!111 EWW, GERMZ R SO GROSS!!!!11 EZMEE AND CARLISLE CAER ABOUT EDDYKINZ AND EMMETT AND JASPER AND ALICE AND ROSA LEE!!111 THEY DINT LET THEM FITE TEH VOLTUREE IN BRAKING DON!!1111! BEST BOOK EVA!!!111!!!
...I am so sorry. I am so, so sorry.
Anyway, next phrase:
School is almost out for winter.
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Post by Madame Celeste on Dec 1, 2012 21:51:44 GMT -8
(This might kill me on the inside. I loved PPG so much as a kid) [EDITED OUT. YOU'RE WELCOME.]...I am so sorry. I am so, so sorry. I feel your pain Lyra, I really do. Thank you for the effort though, because yours was a truly Twitardian response. (Which, for this game, is a good thing.) On a side note, I had to do a double-take and LOL when I read this: *snickers* Oh yeah, because it's totally not pedo-ish for a teenager/adult to want a 5-year-old girl to be sexy![/heavy sarcasm]
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