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Post by Trueblade on Nov 9, 2010 16:54:32 GMT -8
Two fails today:
Gaby: Wait, you're Asian? Me: You didn't know I was Asian? Gaby: I thought you were Japanese! Catherine: Japanese is Asian. Gaby: Oh.
Chrystal: Italian people are Mexican. (you had to be there. It was hilarious.)
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Post by Mononobe Witch on Nov 9, 2010 17:38:27 GMT -8
Someone in my metals class a few years said that Coraline was a chick flick.
I wanted to punch him so hard. I could write an essay about how having a female lead doesn't equal a chick flick. And I question whether or not he knows the definition of what a chick flick actually is.
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Post by Lynsey on Nov 10, 2010 16:38:24 GMT -8
YouTube person: "yea and i know everybody is get ready for thanksgiving is in 3 weeks." Me: "Cool. We don't have thanksgiving in the UK though." YouTube person: "r u serious what about christmas."
This is the same person who I mentioned on the other forum. He comments on my channel a lot. My dad couldn't stop laughing when I told him he said this.
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Post by Corporal Flashback on Nov 11, 2010 4:18:52 GMT -8
"Why's there a memorial service outside today? Is it September the 11th?"
No, you ignorant fucking bitch, it's Remembrance Day, the same as it's been for 91 fucking years, you're at university so I'm gathering you've done at least some basic history.
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Post by TheKlaineMobile on Nov 11, 2010 7:29:02 GMT -8
My blood boiled, and then I cried. Here's one I just remembered Idiot: Hey, Minato, are you emo? Me: ..No. Idiot: But you dress like one, and you listen to emo music. Me: And? Idiot: ...Do you cut yourself? Me: *walks away* Many people at my old school think I'm English, because I speak "too posh", I'm Scottish, I have a heavy Glasgow accent, I refuse to use any slang. I: Idiot girl M: Me R: Random guy in class I: Minato, are you English? M: No. I'm Scottish. I: But you sound English! M: No, I sound Scottish. I: So, you're really Scottish? R: *snaps* NO! She's American. I: ...Really?! *next period* I: Minato, are you actually American, or are you Scottish? M: ...Neither, I'm Welsh. I: Really? M: Yeah, I'm from Cardiff I: Wow, I thought you were English! *Facepalm* I'd say stupid would be an understatement to describe her.
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Post by Darth Sariah on Nov 11, 2010 8:58:00 GMT -8
I had a necklace that carried some of my uncle's ashes. A lady asked me about it and I told her about my uncle and that he was cremated. She then asked "Oh, so he's dead?"
If you could have seen my face.
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Post by PoisonClaw on Nov 11, 2010 9:32:47 GMT -8
"If X-rays break the bonds between molecules, does that mean enough can make you invisible?" - My brother
Um...no. If my knowledge of x-rays counts for anything, the radiation produced affects something at the subatomic level, a level so small that no physical change will occur unless large amounts of damage are done. You would sooner die then become invisible.
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Post by pinkfakecheez on Nov 11, 2010 13:02:49 GMT -8
"So then I tried getting it out of the toaster with a fork, but it gave me a shock, so I tried using a knife instead..."
HOPE FOR THE FUTURE.
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Post by Philophobia on Nov 11, 2010 13:44:27 GMT -8
Teacher: What's the population of the US Classmate: 3 Billion Me: ...
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(Months back during a jeopardy session at a place I go to)I don't remember the question exactly, but it was something about european nationalities and the US. A friend and I correctly guessed German (even though we were on the sidelines.) The spokesperson for a team said : AFRICA.
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Post by Weed Candy (AwesomesauceSoup) on Nov 11, 2010 14:37:40 GMT -8
My English class started reading the Odyssey today. Some students didn't get it. *Cries*
I mean, sure it's wordy and a little archaic, but is it THAT FUCKING HARD to try to think a little? Might as well have not even read it!
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Post by Lord Lovrina on Nov 11, 2010 15:07:25 GMT -8
I told my friend that I couldn't get rid of my mom's cats since I promised to take care of them. My friend said that my mom should take care of them; my friend was the first person I called after my mom passed away.
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Post by Mina Murray on Nov 11, 2010 23:33:37 GMT -8
Some hipster girl who was trying to be "deep" by pointing out that America means North America and not United States of America. Yeah doesn't make an sense to me either.
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Post by licorice stick on Nov 11, 2010 23:52:47 GMT -8
Some hipster girl who was trying to be "deep" by pointing out that America means North America and not United States of America. Yeah doesn't make an sense to me either. The thing about that is that it's perfectly legitimate for US of Americans to refer to themselves as simply Americans, because the word "America" is actually in the name of the country. It's not the 'Canada of America' or whatever. And here's one: "Portugal is a part of Spain." In all fairness, the girl who said it is actually quite smart, just phrased what she meant really poorly and realized it right away, haha. She meant Portugal is really near Spain.
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Post by Lord Lovrina on Nov 12, 2010 1:35:14 GMT -8
My Spanish teacher says I have a Canadian accent. I've never been to Canada, but I do speak almost fluent French.
And one of my friends called me a troll just because I'm always on Facebook, here or in my room playing pokemon. My response was "kill me noa."
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Post by MeghanJH on Nov 12, 2010 8:02:27 GMT -8
I didn't actually hear this, but rather I saw it. Today we had the essay portion of a test for my Western Civ class. All of a sudden my professor starts yelling at the guy sitting behind me. Why was my professor yelling at him? The guy had a sheet of paper on his lap he was using to cheat on the test. The sheet of paper was clearly visible on his lab. How stupid do you have to be to think you can get away with something like that?
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Post by My Name Is Potato [Frees] on Nov 12, 2010 10:18:28 GMT -8
I'm the one who produces most of the stupid statements in my life, so I don't have very much to contribute.
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Post by Eww Cults (KS) on Nov 12, 2010 12:18:58 GMT -8
In Italian class, someone asked, "Do you mind if I take a quick nap?" Another person immediately replied, "What's wrong with you? You don't ask, you just do it!"
They were both completely serious.
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Post by Philophobia on Nov 12, 2010 15:17:10 GMT -8
In short, a kid somehow confused Schindler's List with Stonehenge.
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Post by Story Keeper on Nov 12, 2010 15:36:10 GMT -8
Self-explanatory. Mine still stands from before. "They don't speak German in Germany! They speak Dutch!" from a friend when he and I were having a conversation on foreign languages. I facepalmed at the fail. *headdesk* Although, I can understand this mistake if she read the German word for German, which is Deutsch and looks similar to the word Dutch. The most stupid things I've ever heard are: B: Hey, what do you listen to? Me:... Me:Very old things, basically. B:Is that a band? Let's make this clear: I listen to classical music all the time and am not a huge fan of metal. S:Miss? Teacher:Yes? S:You know this sheet? Teacher:Yes? S:Have we got to do it? *sigh* How she left primary school, I will never know. By the way, thanks for bringing this thread back!
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Post by Story Keeper on Nov 12, 2010 15:39:28 GMT -8
This girl was reading her story outloud to me, and she said this wonderful gem: "Alex silently walked up to me and said "Hello" in his Taylor Lautner voice with a hint of Zach Efron." Literary masterpiece right there. Umm... WTF.
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Post by Story Keeper on Nov 12, 2010 15:41:27 GMT -8
YouTube person: "yea and i know everybody is get ready for thanksgiving is in 3 weeks." Me: "Cool. We don't have thanksgiving in the UK though." YouTube person: "r u serious what about christmas." This is the same person who I mentioned on the other forum. He comments on my channel a lot. My dad couldn't stop laughing when I told him he said this. *sigh* Ignorant git.
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Post by aealo on Nov 12, 2010 18:57:12 GMT -8
"You know, Maynard James Keenan sort of sounds like Serj from SOAD."
"wtf r u talkin bout slipknot is real metal that gorgorwhatever is shit" -OH YOUTUBERS, YOU SO SILLY
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Post by Weed Candy (AwesomesauceSoup) on Nov 12, 2010 19:18:11 GMT -8
*On the topic of Leonardo da Vinci. In art class, mind you.* Girl (upon learning he's Italian): Ohhh! I always thought he was Spanish! *Talks about how French ((she took French)) and Spanish are similar so she recognized a few words and blahblah Spanish* Me: Girl: So wait, I don't know what language they speak there... Italian? Me: *fuckingfacepalm* Don't go out swearing murder on her. She's a smart girl, I swear. Just a blonde moment.
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Post by Story Keeper on Nov 12, 2010 21:07:38 GMT -8
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Post by Mononobe Witch on Nov 12, 2010 21:11:48 GMT -8
Half of my grade don't know what "tolerant" means. Our local Jerk Jock don't know what "exaggerated" means, either. Yeah...
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U mad? But anyway. Yeah that's pretty stupid. Now where do these kids live? I have a bug zapper. It stings a lot. Do the math.
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Post by annaofcrazyland on Nov 12, 2010 22:47:49 GMT -8
This girl was reading her story outloud to me, and she said this wonderful gem: "Alex silently walked up to me and said "Hello" in his Taylor Lautner voice with a hint of Zach Efron." Literary masterpiece right there. Umm... WTF. YOU'RE FINALLY HERE, BRITISH NERD On topic: My best friend only knows that Star Wars is "like, this sci-fi movie" Come on! It's part of pop culture. "I am your father, Luke" is a goddamn meme. Please.
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Post by Lynsey on Nov 13, 2010 3:44:13 GMT -8
Some fun Twilight related comments I found online.
Translation: You have no life for using Twilightsucksplz, so I'm going to use Twilightrocksplz to show that I have a life.
Responses to Emma Watson accuses Twilight of "selling sex."
Translation: She wants to have Rob's body? As in, she wants to have a male body, despite being female? Or does she want to own his body? I'm not sure what this person means.
Translation: Is probably a troll.
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Post by Weed Candy (AwesomesauceSoup) on Nov 13, 2010 12:32:48 GMT -8
Half of my grade don't know what "tolerant" means. Our local Jerk Jock don't know what "exaggerated" means, either. Yeah...
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U MAD? Seriously, why the long spaces in between smilies?
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Post by Corporal Flashback on Nov 13, 2010 12:38:56 GMT -8
In short, a kid somehow confused Schindler's List with Stonehenge. I lol'd so hard when I first read this. I mean, seriously? If someone said that to me or around me I'd probably piss myself laughing
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Post by Mikashi on Nov 13, 2010 18:24:21 GMT -8
"So then I tried getting it out of the toaster with a fork, but it gave me a shock, so I tried using a knife instead..."
HOPE FOR THE FUTURE.
<.<...To be honest, I get bagels out of the toaster with a knife, too, but I actually unplug it, and I've never been shocked when I've forgotten to unplug it XD.
A few days ago at work:
1: A: "This meat is too cold, it's like ice!" M: "Yeah, it's really cold." Me: "....." *mental facepalm* "...well they are called cold cuts for a reason." Then they made me get them spanish rice (which one of them complained it was too spicy), it was irritating.
2: Okay, when my sister gets stressed, she smokes a cigerette, even though she's pregnant (I HAVE yelled at her about this.) When her boyfriend found out [well my sister telling me about it anyway]:
Mike: "YOU'RE KILLLIIIINNNGGGG THE BABY! What if he comes out with down syndrome!?* **" Kristi: "I know it's wrong, but me getting stressed out makes him stressed out and that's not good for him, either!"
*as my sister told me what he said, I just facepalmed, Down Syndrome is caused by a duplicate of the 21st chromosome. Not by smoking, although that may do him some damage. **Not to mention the fact that he's being totally hypocritical because he smokes in the car when he's with her, and second hand smoke is worse. Sigh...
3. This one happened awhile ago:
*in A's car-van-thingy, much to my dismay.*
*halfway into a pointless conversation.*
Z: "She doesn't usually sing in front of me." [He is referring to me here, I sing when I feel like it, I'm usually not in the mood.] A: "Ah, Jessica, why don't you sing infront of Z, I can picture you guys now, walking home holding hands and singing." M: *totally appalled to the point of where I can't even speak.*
A, you should know this already, but Z is my best friend J's ex (J works with me, Z, and A.) You honestly think I'm going to go behind her back and date someone who I can only see as a friend? You are so fucking retarded. For love of god, use your brain for once!
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