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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2010 9:55:17 GMT -8
In History the other day we were watching a documentary about Native Americans (we're learning about the history of America) when...
R: Wait, is she an Indian? Teacher: ...Yes. R: So...why does she sound American?
The same boy thought that Israel is a Muslim country.
Another time in history, the teacher was talking about how the Native Americans came across to America from Asia or something like that and this girl says, "Asia? Isn't that in China?"
This is the top history class, people. -cries-
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Post by Admin on Nov 18, 2010 9:57:36 GMT -8
Guy on the Radio "I get rid of ice and snow on my truck using a bucket of hot-water."
Find the problem with this statement. In his defense, it works wonders for defrosting windows. >.>
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Post by Weed Candy (AwesomesauceSoup) on Nov 18, 2010 14:56:38 GMT -8
Classmate: Octo means eight right? T_T" Idiot. Octo-/octa- does mean eight. Octagon, octopus... @thread: I got nothing today.
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Post by kleptomaniack on Nov 19, 2010 23:05:20 GMT -8
"You need rigid, military like discipline to be successful. Rigid, strict guidelines builds character. It helps you think creatively." -my biology teacher
Umm...what? Being confined to rigid standards and being forced to be a docile bitch aids critical thinking?
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Post by Admin on Nov 19, 2010 23:07:05 GMT -8
"You need rigid, military like discipline to be successful. Rigid, strict guidelines builds character. It helps you think creatively." -my biology teacher Umm...what? Being confined to rigid standards and being forced to be a docile bitch aids critical thinking? Critical thinking, yes. Creative thinking, though..
And there's nothing "docile bitch"-like about militaristic discipline. You should meet my dad. >.>;
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Post by Animosity on Nov 20, 2010 0:33:45 GMT -8
Girl: "I love British guys. They're all really smart and sophisticated." When I told her that was completely ridiculous and that there are just as many stupid Brits as there are smart ones, she said: ". . . Seriously? THEY'RE NOT ALL SMART??? How do you know, have you met any?" WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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Post by Lynsey on Nov 20, 2010 6:06:13 GMT -8
Girl: "I love British guys. They're all really smart and sophisticated." When I told her that was completely ridiculous and that there are just as many stupid Brits as there are smart ones, she said: ". . . Seriously? THEY'RE NOT ALL SMART??? How do you know, have you met any?" WHAT. THE. FUCK. She clearly doesn't know what chavs are.
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Post by Philophobia on Nov 20, 2010 6:46:28 GMT -8
Classmate: Octo means eight right? T_T" Idiot. Octo-/octa- does mean eight. Octagon, octopus... @thread: I got nothing today. Yeah. But it's one of those questions where I think it's worthy of a punch in the face for stupidity. Keep in mind that I'm an 11th grade chemistry class. And I wasn't aware going in that this was the center of stupidity.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2010 12:11:05 GMT -8
J (talking about male physicals): "And then they touch our balls! It feels so weird! (to C, a female friend) Do girls get that too?" C: "Yes, J, they touch our balls." J: "...Oh. Right... You don't have them..."
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Post by Philophobia on Nov 20, 2010 19:54:43 GMT -8
*Canadians speak canadian *Obama's not president? *The Beatles aren't from England *9/11 happened in 2003 or 2004 *America won the Civil War (...Or the Soviet Union) *We're not leaving/out of North Korea *Florida's in the Midwest *Hawaii and Alaska aren't part of the US *Kentucky looks like South Dakota *Lincoln and/or Nixon were/was the 2nd president *Chuck Norris and George Bush are on Mount Rushmore *Queen Mary's the Queen of England *England = Sweden *A wolf's on the back of the british flag *The currency of Canada is YEN *Michigan is a country
Thanks Kassem. Now I'm afraid of California.
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Post by Jean-Thomas Renault on Nov 20, 2010 20:55:51 GMT -8
"Molto bien!" A classmate's Italian essay. We are in Italian III. This even pains me. Idiota ragazza. Si, certo, idiota ragazza. Mi dispiace. *shrugs* Ci sono molte studenti chi non volgiono parlare e leggere bene. Perche? Well, some pretty much just want to learn enough to pass. Don't know if that's the case with the girl you're taling about, but there's that. If you're going to take four semesters or two years of a language, you should at least take one you're half-way interested in learning. I actually had quite a few people who have taken Spanish who were in my Italian I class last semester. I can see how they can become easily confused, particularly if they are Spanish speakers. For that matter, there was a girl who had taken four years of high school French and who, not surprisingly, pronounced some words in French. But in your case, with that girl being in Italian III...no... there's simply no excuses! Accidente!
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Post by Story Keeper on Nov 20, 2010 23:01:01 GMT -8
Girl: "I love British guys. They're all really smart and sophisticated." When I told her that was completely ridiculous and that there are just as many stupid Brits as there are smart ones, she said: ". . . Seriously? THEY'RE NOT ALL SMART??? How do you know, have you met any?" WHAT. THE. FUCK. She clearly doesn't know what chavs are. Indeed.*headdesk*
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Post by PoisonClaw on Nov 21, 2010 7:28:28 GMT -8
*The currency of Canada is YEN
Wha...what?
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Post by shadowfan360 on Nov 21, 2010 8:09:23 GMT -8
Julius Caesar was real? I thought he was just the mascot of the Caesar salad!
(This was said by a girl in my 10th grade English class, we are starting to read the Tragedy of Julius Caesar by Shakespeare and we watched a short documentary about Caesar)
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2010 9:07:53 GMT -8
M: Hang on, if this is West Virginia, then where's Virginia? ...Oh. When Virginia was also labeled on the map. In an American History class.
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Post by kleptomaniack on Nov 21, 2010 11:06:44 GMT -8
"You need rigid, military like discipline to be successful. Rigid, strict guidelines builds character. It helps you think creatively." -my biology teacher Umm...what? Being confined to rigid standards and being forced to be a docile bitch aids critical thinking? Critical thinking, yes. Creative thinking, though..
And there's nothing "docile bitch"-like about militaristic discipline. You should meet my dad. >.>;I didn't mean that the military was docile-bitchlike; I apologize if it sounded that way. I meant my teacher tried to link creativity with complete rigidity. Not critical thinking, creative thinking. She seriously believes that the greatest musicians and rock stars lived with a military-like, extremely disciplined upbringing. She believes in never questioning the system, yet somehow thinks this promotes independence. What?
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Post by Philophobia on Nov 21, 2010 17:41:18 GMT -8
*The currency of Canada is YEN
Wha...what? My thoughts exactly.
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Post by Story Keeper on Nov 21, 2010 18:44:05 GMT -8
Julius Caesar was real? I thought he was just the mascot of the Caesar salad!
(This was said by a girl in my 10th grade English class, we are starting to read the Tragedy of Julius Caesar by Shakespeare and we watched a short documentary about Caesar)
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Post by Weed Candy (AwesomesauceSoup) on Nov 21, 2010 18:54:03 GMT -8
^Please contribute more than just emotes and agreeing.
@thread: Once, for a moment, I thought germophobe meant afraid of Germans. Boy, did I feel stupid after that.
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Post by Biograph on Nov 21, 2010 19:09:53 GMT -8
Back in Grade 6, my friend was telling me about how Jesus was nailed to the cross through His wrists instead of through His hands. My friend said they did that because it would "really hurt" to do it through the hands.
... because keeping someone comfortable is always top of mind when crucifying them, amirite?
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Post by Kookie on Nov 21, 2010 19:48:35 GMT -8
"I think that Tangled is trying to copy off of Shrek"
Yes, obviously a movie based off a fairy tale is copying off of a movie based off of almost every fucking fairy tale out there.
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Post by Weed Candy (AwesomesauceSoup) on Nov 22, 2010 18:57:07 GMT -8
A particularly brilliant flash of stupid happened in my debate class today: The debate teacher gave a prompt out of nowhere ("The most moral force in the universe is profit") and selected if we were "for" or "against" this. My table was one of the ones selected for 'against,' and Kendall (only other girl at my table) said she didn't understand. Will (boy at my table) and I broke it down for her, but she was still confused since "profit has two words!" or something like that.
Turns out she was confusing profit and prophet. Don't say it's excused because they sound the same, because the grammar in the prompt wouldn't have allowed the word to be 'prophet' and what the fuck would prophets have to do with morals?
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Post by Story Keeper on Nov 22, 2010 19:36:14 GMT -8
I heard this the other day: 1:Hey, have you seen Harry Potter? 2:No. Don't really want to. 1:I'm seeing it on the weekend. It's pretty gay though.
All right, then. If that's your opinion, it's fine. But the bit below just sounded very empty-headed...
"I'm just seeing it 'cause it's new and it's mysterious and all that ****" *sigh* You don't just see a film because it's newly released! Everything needs an actual reason to happen. That's just wasting your time, isn't it?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2010 19:42:07 GMT -8
"Mexico should be grateful to be the neighbors of the US..."
...said by a 9th grade Global History student...
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Post by KuroChi on Nov 23, 2010 8:02:56 GMT -8
"aww so you can draw nice things, you should do more like this one that would be cool i migh even watch you if you do". It's not about what has been said but to who it was said, torture-device from DA (torture-device.deviantart.com).
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Post by Corporal Flashback on Nov 23, 2010 8:16:05 GMT -8
*A wolf's on the back of the british flag I wish. That is the most badass thing ever. OK, I have one: "Are you French?" Sarah, the girl next door, to our German friend, who is nicknamed Jordan the German, after we all watched three films together, one set in Germany when we had to pause the DVD so he could rant about East Germany, another about the World Cup final against West Germany, when we had to pause so that Jordan could rant about how the English are cheats and one actually in German, and you were impressed when he corrected the subtitles. Also, he's talking about how we went to school in Berlin. Which we all know is in Germany. We even asked if they had advent calenders in Germany because we found out they don't have them in Spain. What do you want him to do, wear the freaking flag and a label explaining it?
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Post by Story Keeper on Nov 23, 2010 19:51:53 GMT -8
"Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest?!" This is coming from a Kiwi.
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Post by Darth Sariah on Nov 23, 2010 20:02:21 GMT -8
"Mexico should be grateful to be the neighbors of the US..." ...said by a 9th grade Global History student... After we shaved off 2/3 of their country in the name of God, occupied their capital city, take their citizens by the armload, and basically act like their guardians 24/7? I love America but I can understand if Mexico would be a bit pissed.
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Post by nchaos on Nov 24, 2010 0:26:21 GMT -8
"What language do British people speak?" "How do you spell "them"? "If you're a lesbian, why won't you just date both?"
-All heard from my girlfriend's 24 year old niece, at various times.
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