Mononobe Witch
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Post by Mononobe Witch on Dec 14, 2010 14:32:10 GMT -8
From what I heard in my chemistry class. Some girl who was smart and in Chemistry and I think this incident took place in University. You know how you pour acids and bases in test tubes right?
Well this smart girl for some reason decides to hold an acid and a test tube up high above her head and pour it. What happens? Well the acid spills into her one of her eys and it starts burning.
That's not it, she decides to take a base and pour it into her hand which also burns and put in the same eye. It got worse. So a teacher took some egg whites and pour it into her burning eye of an acid and base. And it stopped burning. The sad thing was that she was smart. But I could see she was only book smart, not common sense smart. But still, it was funny.
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Post by Story Keeper on Dec 14, 2010 19:14:48 GMT -8
This was kind of induced by me.
"Well, we must have minds if we like Justin Bieber!"
No. Ever seen sheep go in a line, travelling across the field forever? People are like that. Ya see something, you follow it. This makes you a sheep. Sheep are mindless. Refer to the previous two sentences.
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Post by Weed Candy (AwesomesauceSoup) on Dec 14, 2010 20:09:20 GMT -8
This was kind of induced by me.
"Well, we must have minds if we like Justin Bieber!"
No. Ever seen sheep go in a line, travelling across the field forever? People are like that. Ya see something, you follow it. This makes you a sheep. Sheep are mindless. Refer to the previous two sentences. 'Ey. You could say this about liking anything. I don't like Jbiebs myself, but it doesn't mean his fangirls are mindless, like fans of lesser-known, 'underground' bands are mindless. Popularity=/=brainlessness, after all.
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Post by pandora on Dec 15, 2010 1:28:25 GMT -8
Quote from a detective reality show my mom watches.
Forensic's officer: "When I see blood associated with a wound, it usually means the wound was bleeding."
NAW, YA THINK?
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Post by Weed Candy (AwesomesauceSoup) on Dec 15, 2010 11:08:41 GMT -8
Science class today. Genetics, genotype/phenotype.
Kids are STILL writing vV instead of Vv. wat. And nobody knows how to flip a coin. And nobody knows how to determine the sex of your 'child.'
HNNNGH KILL ME NOW.
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Post by pandora on Dec 15, 2010 11:10:41 GMT -8
Pandora, your avvie goes very well with what you just said. Yeah, it does doesn't it?
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Post by J.Day on Dec 15, 2010 14:56:55 GMT -8
This post should probably go under the thread "Short Vents/Rants," but I figured it just as fittingly belongs here, since the nature of the vent that I'm about to share consists of some Facebook status messages and comments that just made me want to smack some sense into the annoying teenagers who posted them. "I hate Asians -_-"Meanwhile, the girl who posted it was of Asian descent herself, being of a Filipino background. I pointed this out to her, and then soon after that one of her friends wrote (copied & pasted from FB), "That's why weir Pacific Islanders!" Wrong, wrong, wrong! So I posted this: "Unless your ancestry consists of Polynesian, Micronesian, or Melanesian, then you wouldn't be considered Pacific Islander. Despite its location as a group of islands in the Pacific Ocean, the Phi...lippines does not fall under the group 'Pacific Islander' and instead falls under 'Asian.' This also pertains to Taiwan, Indonesia, Malaysia, and Japan; people whose ancestral roots lie in these countries are considered 'Asian,' not 'Pacific Islanders.' " So then some other genius wrote right after my post (copied and pasted from FB): "teeechinically philippines broke off of asian so were pacific islander, but originally we were part of asia.. so were like pacific asianders."That was just... NO. That comment did not even make sense. So I wrote back, "Nope. Wrong. " Then I included a link that would show them what groups of islands really do fall under "Pacific Islander". My GOSH, these people don't know how to use these terms correctly! It makes me wonder how they ever passed a social studies or geography class! As for that Asian girl who "hates Asians," her status update just made my blood boil. Overgeneralizing often sets you up to look like an idiot. Clearly, the girl did not realize the implications behind her narrow-mindedness. I just... I can't help but roll my eyes at their stupidity.
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Post by Story Keeper on Dec 15, 2010 16:21:18 GMT -8
Forensic's officer: "When I see blood associated with a wound, it usually means the wound was bleeding." No shit, Sherlock!!!
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Post by My Name Is Potato [Frees] on Dec 16, 2010 16:06:54 GMT -8
"Saying 'ching chong chee' really does make it sound like you're speaking Chinese! It's not racist!" - an actually very smart girl in my French class. Of course, she barely finds anything racist, including being called a terrorist (she's Persian and only moved to the US a few years ago, so she has a strong Farsi accent).
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Post by TheKlaineMobile on Dec 16, 2010 20:58:32 GMT -8
We went to see the new Harry Potter film in school today. Now, this idiot ruins the story for those who haven't seen, or read it.
I: Idiot H: Girl in class T: teacher
I: The end is really sad, Bobby dies. Me: Dobby. H: Who's Bobby? Me: She means "Dobby", H I: Bobby, you know, the parrot. *after we see the movie* T: So, how was it? Me: Loved it. I: It was good, really sad though, Bobby the parrot died. Me: *the 10th time correcting her that day* DOBBY! And he's an elf, not a parrot.
Egads....
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Post by Niel15 on Dec 17, 2010 3:02:15 GMT -8
This post should probably go under the thread "Short Vents/Rants," but I figured it just as fittingly belongs here, since the nature of the vent that I'm about to share consists of some Facebook status messages and comments that just made me want to smack some sense into the annoying teenagers who posted them. "I hate Asians -_-"Meanwhile, the girl who posted it was of Asian descent herself, being of a Filipino background. I pointed this out to her, and then soon after that one of her friends wrote (copied & pasted from FB), "That's why weir Pacific Islanders!" Wrong, wrong, wrong! So I posted this: "Unless your ancestry consists of Polynesian, Micronesian, or Melanesian, then you wouldn't be considered Pacific Islander. Despite its location as a group of islands in the Pacific Ocean, the Phi...lippines does not fall under the group 'Pacific Islander' and instead falls under 'Asian.' This also pertains to Taiwan, Indonesia, Malaysia, and Japan; people whose ancestral roots lie in these countries are considered 'Asian,' not 'Pacific Islanders.' " So then some other genius wrote right after my post (copied and pasted from FB): "teeechinically philippines broke off of asian so were pacific islander, but originally we were part of asia.. so were like pacific asianders."That was just... NO. That comment did not even make sense. So I wrote back, "Nope. Wrong. " Then I included a link that would show them what groups of islands really do fall under "Pacific Islander". My GOSH, these people don't know how to use these terms correctly! It makes me wonder how they ever passed a social studies or geography class! As for that Asian girl who "hates Asians," her status update just made my blood boil. Overgeneralizing often sets you up to look like an idiot. Clearly, the girl did not realize the implications behind her narrow-mindedness. I just... I can't help but roll my eyes at their stupidity. Just proves my theory that my country's citizens are the stuuuuuuuupidest in the whole world.
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Post by annaofcrazyland on Dec 17, 2010 5:53:43 GMT -8
We went to see the new Harry Potter film in school today. Now, this idiot ruins the story for those who haven't seen, or read it. I: Idiot H: Girl in class T: teacher I: The end is really sad, Bobby dies. Me: Dobby. H: Who's Bobby? Me: She means "Dobby", H I: Bobby, you know, the parrot. *after we see the movie* T: So, how was it? Me: Loved it. I: It was good, really sad though, Bobby the parrot died. Me: *the 10th time correcting her that day* DOBBY! And he's an elf, not a parrot. Egads.... Dobby is... a parrot? *gigglesnort*
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Post by pinkfakecheez on Dec 17, 2010 11:50:41 GMT -8
Saying 'ching chong chee' really does make it sound like you're speaking Chinese! It's not racist!
Hey, guess what guys? My head just decided to give my bedroom wall a hug.
Now, let's see... this is probably a troll, but it deserves to be here:
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Post by pinkfakecheez on Dec 17, 2010 12:21:00 GMT -8
We went to see the new Harry Potter film in school today. Now, this idiot ruins the story for those who haven't seen, or read it. I: Idiot H: Girl in class T: teacher I: The end is really sad, Bobby dies. Me: Dobby. H: Who's Bobby? Me: She means "Dobby", H I: Bobby, you know, the parrot. *after we see the movie* T: So, how was it? Me: Loved it. I: It was good, really sad though, Bobby the parrot died. Me: *the 10th time correcting her that day* DOBBY! And he's an elf, not a parrot. Egads.... Dobby is... a parrot? *gigglesnort*
"Master has given Dobby cashews! Dobby is free! WAAAAAK!"
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Post by readerwritergirl on Dec 17, 2010 13:28:19 GMT -8
"Otaku [anime fans] have corrupt DNA." . . . yeah, 'cause an interest in a form of media is TOTALLY genetic. *HEADDESK* *HEADDESK* *HEADDESK*
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Post by huntersteelskin on Dec 17, 2010 15:04:29 GMT -8
From math yesterday. "I just figured out how a graph works!" Some dumbass in my class. Just so you know this was in my advanced math.
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Post by My Name Is Potato [Frees] on Dec 18, 2010 9:26:36 GMT -8
Everything ever said by the creator of The Skinny City. This chick promotes anorexia, constantly calls the readers pathetic and fat which is somehow supposed to motivate them to lose weight, and says that weighing anything over 120 pounds is basically the same as being morbidly obese.
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Post by TheAngel'sWings on Dec 18, 2010 14:04:53 GMT -8
Everything ever said by the creator of The Skinny City. This chick promotes anorexia, constantly calls the readers pathetic and fat which is somehow supposed to motivate them to lose weight, and says that weighing anything over 120 pounds is basically the same as being morbidly obese. That's not just stupid... that's downright dangerous. And this... well, it wasn't stupid-stupid - it was completely intentional, but it was nonetheless hilarious, so I shall include it anyway. *In German class, discussing a news report about suspected terrorist cell that was arrested in Belgium* Teacher: So what is einen Anschlang? Read the sentence; it says the terrorists planned something. What do terrorists plan? Picnics? Also, my chemistry teacher reading (and adding comments to) a really rather strange periodic table: "Strontium. Named after Strontian, in Scotland. Oh sorry, *accent* 'SCOTLAND'. An evil alter-ego of calcium... Who writes this stuff?" "An evil alter-ego of calcium? Really, periodic-table-publishers? This is *A-level* we're on about here, we don't need to be patronised...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2010 20:54:10 GMT -8
This post should probably go under the thread "Short Vents/Rants," but I figured it just as fittingly belongs here, since the nature of the vent that I'm about to share consists of some Facebook status messages and comments that just made me want to smack some sense into the annoying teenagers who posted them. "I hate Asians -_-"Meanwhile, the girl who posted it was of Asian descent herself, being of a Filipino background. I pointed this out to her, and then soon after that one of her friends wrote (copied & pasted from FB), "That's why weir Pacific Islanders!" Wrong, wrong, wrong! So I posted this: "Unless your ancestry consists of Polynesian, Micronesian, or Melanesian, then you wouldn't be considered Pacific Islander. Despite its location as a group of islands in the Pacific Ocean, the Phi...lippines does not fall under the group 'Pacific Islander' and instead falls under 'Asian.' This also pertains to Taiwan, Indonesia, Malaysia, and Japan; people whose ancestral roots lie in these countries are considered 'Asian,' not 'Pacific Islanders.' " So then some other genius wrote right after my post (copied and pasted from FB): "teeechinically philippines broke off of asian so were pacific islander, but originally we were part of asia.. so were like pacific asianders."That was just... NO. That comment did not even make sense. So I wrote back, "Nope. Wrong. " Then I included a link that would show them what groups of islands really do fall under "Pacific Islander". My GOSH, these people don't know how to use these terms correctly! It makes me wonder how they ever passed a social studies or geography class! As for that Asian girl who "hates Asians," her status update just made my blood boil. Overgeneralizing often sets you up to look like an idiot. Clearly, the girl did not realize the implications behind her narrow-mindedness. I just... I can't help but roll my eyes at their stupidity. I'm ashamed of being part Filipina now ;_; But Iknow a lot of Filipinos who are actually smart. One can name all 195 flags of the world and he's only 12. But nonetheless, every culture has its stupid and smart People. --- ANd the stupidest thng I heard is (from my uncle) "If you are awake at night, then you are abnormal" But your wife is a nurse and does nightshift, so you're insulting your wife *rolls eyes*
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Post by annaofcrazyland on Dec 19, 2010 1:40:51 GMT -8
Everything ever said by the creator of The Skinny City. This chick promotes anorexia, constantly calls the readers pathetic and fat which is somehow supposed to motivate them to lose weight, and says that weighing anything over 120 pounds is basically the same as being morbidly obese. I can't decide if I want to punch this girl or send her to a therapist. She probably needs both.
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Post by Iron Maiden on Dec 19, 2010 6:34:59 GMT -8
Everything ever said by the creator of The Skinny City. This chick promotes anorexia, constantly calls the readers pathetic and fat which is somehow supposed to motivate them to lose weight, and says that weighing anything over 120 pounds is basically the same as being morbidly obese. This girl needs to see The Machinist. Sure, most of the character's issues stems from his chronic insomnia but still.
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Post by annaofcrazyland on Dec 19, 2010 7:01:32 GMT -8
Dobby is... a parrot? *gigglesnort*
"Master has given Dobby cashews! Dobby is free! WAAAAAK!"If this chick really watched the movie, how could she confuse Dobby with a freakin' parrot?
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Post by PiedPiperPluto on Dec 19, 2010 10:11:02 GMT -8
Everything ever said by the creator of The Skinny City. This chick promotes anorexia, constantly calls the readers pathetic and fat which is somehow supposed to motivate them to lose weight, and says that weighing anything over 120 pounds is basically the same as being morbidly obese. Oh god, I am ashamed to be a teenage girl right now.
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Post by Corporal Flashback on Dec 19, 2010 13:29:37 GMT -8
Somebody just told me that carbon credits are socialist. Carbon credits? The same ones that are sold on carbon markets and were designed as the market based solution to carbon emissions? That's socialism?
Also, my sister just topped her "Switzerland is shared by France and Germany" idea by denying the fact that New Zealand is a separate country from Australia. This despite the fact she knows they have their own cricket teams, which she excused by shouting "SCOTLAND HAS A SEPARATE TEAM", neglecting the fact that that's pretty much a special arrangement for the UK.
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Post by Philophobia on Dec 20, 2010 14:39:58 GMT -8
Well, two fails with one stone.
Fail #1: I forgot what my teacher said. But it was something about chemical formulas *Blonde Idiot: If scientists are smart, why are they dyslexic?
Fail #2 My chem teacher said before, when she'd explain something; that everyone would look at her like she was speaking norwegian. *Blonde Idiot: - Where's Norwegia? - Is Norwegia a state? - Is Norwegia in Europe, like near France?
Me: *kid next to me* Oh my god, you have to be kidding me. And I think he was trying hard not to laugh and the new kid by me must have been in agony.
She continued with this for a couple minutes, before the last of my brain cells took cyanide tablets.
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Post by pandora on Dec 20, 2010 15:27:02 GMT -8
Me: I'm planning on watching a full-text version of hamlet later. Person: What's a full-text version of Hamlet? Me: It's unedited. Nothing cut. As Shakespeare wrote it. Person: But there's acting in it right?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2010 22:16:05 GMT -8
I was playin CoD4 online and someone accused me of "screen-looking." When I asked him (on the headset of course) if he knew wat screen-looking was, he said that it was looking at your radar. I made it a point to say "saw you on my radar" every time i killed him that game.
Same game, different instance, someone accused my of noob toobing after i killed him with a shotgun. That same player used a grenade launcher to kill me every time i saw him.
This one was on mw2. A camper yelled at me "I killed you 3 times in the exact same spot! How did you know where I was! Killcams are even turned off!" I come back with "dumbass, try not camping, it gives away your position quite quickly."
Gotta love online gaming retards!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2010 22:38:13 GMT -8
OMG another one! A kid at the middle school in my school district tried to argue with a history teacher that catholicism isnt part of christiantiy.
CATHOLICISM IS THE BASE FOR ALL TYPES OF CHRISTIANITY RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Lynsey on Dec 21, 2010 9:41:58 GMT -8
"You're not a real gamer if you don't own every console."
Some dude on YouTube said this to me. Well, that sucks. Now my life has no meaning! Great, now I have to go outside and get fresh air instead of being a REAL SRS HARDCORE GAMER.
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