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Post by Darth Sariah on Aug 17, 2011 3:28:50 GMT -8
Is now your only defense against the zombie apocalypse.
This is a simple game. Just reach left and grab the nearest 'thing' you can find. This is your only defense in the zombie apocalypse. Exactly how screwed are you and what would be a practical application of defense?
Currently the thing to my left is my uncles gun safe so right now I'd be sitting pretty if my mom would give me the combination to open the damn thing.
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Post by annaofcrazyland on Aug 17, 2011 3:36:24 GMT -8
My guitar. I would defeat the zombies with the POWER OF ROCK, but I haven't used it in two years. xD
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Post by Corporal Flashback on Aug 17, 2011 3:40:19 GMT -8
Wonderfully to my left I have a piece of wood wrapped in a Kings of Leon poster with sort of stabby bit on the end so I'm cool.
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Post by annabellamy on Aug 17, 2011 3:46:18 GMT -8
My... bottle of suncream? Seriously? THIS is what I have to defend myself against ZOMBIES? What the fu- *squeezes suncream and a beam of concentrated energy shoots out and sets the nearest zombie aflame*
Cool.
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Post by Giardia on Aug 17, 2011 6:00:49 GMT -8
The object to my left is my PlayStation 3.
I can swing it around, but since my muscles are only a few fibers thick, I'd get tired pretty quickly. It isn't exactly a good melee weapon, either. I can see throwing it at the zombie's heads working, though. If the zombies come at me one at a time (extremely improbable), I think I'd be safe.
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Post by ladylillian on Aug 17, 2011 7:01:25 GMT -8
...my pillow.
Fuck.
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Post by tldr on Aug 17, 2011 18:30:34 GMT -8
My cellphone. Totally useful. I'll just shine the light in their eyes and when that doesn't work, I'll throw it at them. Except my aim is kind of crappy so that isn't going to do any good either and I already tried calling 911 but that line is dead... Yeah, I'm so gonna die, aren't I?
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Post by flamingninja7 on Aug 17, 2011 19:29:16 GMT -8
You think guys are screwed? I have to use a dresser with a mirror to fight zombies.
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Post by TrippedUp on Aug 17, 2011 19:44:56 GMT -8
I have Skullcandy headphones. I Mean I could probably use it like some sort of mace, but they're so damn cushiony it probably won't do shit.
I'm gonna die cause I prefer comfort -____-
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Post by Wham Bam I Am! Jam on Aug 18, 2011 9:13:09 GMT -8
My bottle of heat defence spray for when I straighten my hair.
Could come in handy.
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Post by Trueblade on Aug 18, 2011 9:35:44 GMT -8
A lawn mower. Great, time to run the fuck over those zombies.
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Post by Darth Sariah on Aug 18, 2011 10:40:28 GMT -8
An iced coffee with chocolate syrup. EXTRA RUN AWAY POWER!!!
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Post by Anya the Purple on Aug 18, 2011 11:08:03 GMT -8
Um... I could use my power cord to choke them. Or behead them.
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Post by The Metal Maniac [a.k.a. NF34] on Aug 18, 2011 12:24:02 GMT -8
A plate? Wait, my only weapon of defense against an army of zombies is a goddamn dishware? ...Yeah, I'm kinda fucked.
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Post by DefyingLogic on Aug 18, 2011 12:33:36 GMT -8
The rose my boyfriend gave me...yeah :/ I'm fucked. Can the power of love protect me like in HP?
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Post by ~vola! on Aug 18, 2011 12:35:27 GMT -8
...There is a pile of things stacked immediately to my left. An e. e. cummings anthology, on top of which is a small wire-and-nylon Frisbee type thing, as well as four small wheels I took off of a broken plastic storage cart.
I am so fucked.
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Post by DefyingLogic on Aug 18, 2011 12:39:50 GMT -8
...There is a pile of things stacked immediately to my left. An e. e. cummings anthology, on top of which is a small wire-and-nylon Frisbee type thing, as well as four small wheels I took off of a broken plastic storage cart.
I am so fucked. Actually I'd say you're better off than half of us X)
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Post by Story Keeper on Aug 18, 2011 22:32:10 GMT -8
An Ipod touch. Really? Jeez, I'm freaking doomed. Unless the zombies in question can be Edvard Grieg'd to death.
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Post by Melon Collies [Mo] on Aug 18, 2011 22:35:52 GMT -8
...A little bottle of screen cleaner spray.
...Damn. I guess I could blind the zombies with it. But otherwise I'm pretty mcuh screwed.
I swear, I'm always the "Guy" in these zombie situation. XDDDD "GUY. YOU HAVE A LAST NAME." "DO I?!?! DO I?!?!"
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Post by tldr on Aug 21, 2011 22:46:07 GMT -8
Okay, so this time I'm not screwed because I have a tv remote. That will surely save me. I can just click pause to stop the zombies. Oh, this isn't a magic remote control. Well, I can always throw it and grab the butter knife instead.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Aug 21, 2011 23:27:23 GMT -8
Back off, zombies! I can fill my backpack with bricks and beat your sorry butts!
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Post by scieanopsocellatus on Aug 22, 2011 8:20:44 GMT -8
Apparently, I'm going to be using Marlene, my little mixed breed (german shepard-like head, basset hound-like body, and a curly tail) rescue dog, to fight zombies WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. We're going to be the best zombie-killing team EVER.
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~vola!
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Post by ~vola! on Aug 22, 2011 13:33:21 GMT -8
...There is a pile of things stacked immediately to my left. An e. e. cummings anthology, on top of which is a small wire-and-nylon Frisbee type thing, as well as four small wheels I took off of a broken plastic storage cart.
I am so fucked. Actually I'd say you're better off than half of us X)
You would think so. But my arms are so weak it's not funny and my aim sucks. xD So I have five projectiles and a blunt, heavy object, none of which I can wield without being more likely to hurt myself than anything else.
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Post by annabellamy on Aug 24, 2011 8:37:49 GMT -8
My old Pokemon cards XD ALRIGHT!
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Post by Darth Sariah on Aug 24, 2011 18:53:28 GMT -8
A glass of tea? Would that even phase a zombie?
BACK OFF! I GOT ZESTY LEMON IN THIS THING!
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Post by englishlanguage on Sept 1, 2011 20:13:08 GMT -8
A desk...meh, if I can work out a bit, I can smash some zombehs.
Aside from that, my shitty laptop. I wouldn't miss it..at least after I buy a new one.
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Post by Wreather on Sept 2, 2011 5:35:40 GMT -8
My blanket.
...I guess I could throw it over them and try to make a run for it?
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Post by Pripyat Rarity on Sept 2, 2011 14:50:00 GMT -8
I have... a comb, a pot of lip balm, an emery board and an empty coffee mug.
Um... little help?
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Post by shiko on Sept 2, 2011 15:22:07 GMT -8
A pen...fuck.
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