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Post by Chibithulhu on Sept 28, 2011 17:27:10 GMT -8
A: I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that those two get together at some point? 'Cause if not, I'm sad at the wasted banter. B: Luce. Luce is awesome. Luce is possibly the second-awesomest Antichrist or Anti-Antichrist I know of. (The first being, of course, Adam Young.) C: LILO AND STITCH REFERENCE YAY COBRA BUBBLES!
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Post by PuzzleChick on Sept 28, 2011 18:06:16 GMT -8
@ Rei: Ahh, thank you for the brain bleach and Mark plushie! I'm sure they will be most comforting during this trial.
Don't worry Jagger, BL is actually kind of fun to snark! Much more fun than this!
Can we snark that one instead too? No, I already did. Damn it.
@ Chibi: Oh yes, they're definitely together. x3 Banter is pretty much how Joseph communicates anyway, but he gets extra bicker-y whenever Luce is around. Luce is blushing right now at the mere thought of being anywhere near as cool as Adam Young, because Adam is one of his idols. (I'm blushing too, since I created him.) YAY, SOMEONE GOT THE REFERENCE. =DDD
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Post by WolfBloodRei on Sept 28, 2011 18:21:19 GMT -8
^ Oh, just wait until you get to the mass introduction of many doomed fandoms that she rapes...
Oh yes, and speaking of which, you're going to rage at chapter nine. I won't tell you why. But you will. >_>
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Post by Chibithulhu on Sept 28, 2011 21:41:47 GMT -8
Don't mention it! I love me some Cloud Cuckoolanders.
(Also bear in mind I only know of a couple Anti-Christ characters. Adam is, of course, lord of the Anti-Antichrists, Luce gets extra points for adoring human culture in the most Adorkable way ever, and Rei's got some serious Badass sons of Satan... They just don't think eating is the awesomest thing ever.)
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Post by Talys Alankil on Sept 29, 2011 3:38:43 GMT -8
Aw, I'm now a fan of Luce and Joseph. Maybe more of Luce, but that's just because… I guess he was born on the evil side of things and that's what I like ? Where can I read more about them ? Just in case ^_^Lol'd at the No. 6 caption. By the way, you made me obsess with that show. I can't get the opening song out of my head since I watched it x) Oh, in case you want to prepare yourself for what's coming — there's a Tropes page.
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Post by PuzzleChick on Sept 29, 2011 5:40:08 GMT -8
@ Rei: Oh crap...part of me wants to read ahead to find out why, and part of me wants to wait and be surprised so I can fully get the effects of it. @ Chibi: Cloud Cuckoolanders are the best. <3 I don't know many Anti-Christs myself. Other than the ones you mentioned, I only know of Lucien, who was in Meg Cabot's vampire duology. And he was a complete dick who I was thrilled to see be killed off, so...xD (Luce wishes to point out that his name was chosen six years ago and he is in no way associated with Lucien The-Most-Tedious-Anti-Christ-Ever.) @ Talys: Thanks! They're the MCs of a novel I'm writing and actually aren't online yet...but you can see my concept art of them on my devART: puzzlechick.deviantart.com/gallery/29505740Although I'm not sure the world is ready for a novel about the son of God and son of Lucifer falling in love and rejecting their respective birthrights...so I might end up posting it online if it never gets published, who knows. xD; (Also: Yay, No. 6 fan!!)
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Post by Talys Alankil on Sept 29, 2011 8:46:02 GMT -8
^I would definitely read that if it got published
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Post by Chibithulhu on Sept 29, 2011 10:03:07 GMT -8
Same. Perky, ditzy Antichrist? Sign me up.
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Post by PuzzleChick on Sept 29, 2011 11:00:19 GMT -8
^ Thanks guys! I'm hoping that once I finish it and edit it into query-ready shape to find an adventurous agent who wants to take a chance on something controversial. That'll be awhile though...the manuscript still needs a ton of work...and to be completed. OTL Freaking writer's block. At least I have other projects in the fire too.
Speaking of, time for chapter two. =D
*being dragged in* Oh no. Please, no, I can't deal with this today. I got no sleep last night--
Seeeeeeph. *comes flying in* *lands on him* Okay, I'm positive the apartment grew by three inches. Positive.
The apartment did not grow. You just jostled the yard stick.
Do you suppose we should celebrate its growth? Should it have a party or something? I'll make it a cake!
A building is not even going to be aware of a party and-- wait, you're making cake for it? >.> I...guess I'd be okay with that...
I fail to see how this is funny. Self discovery is serious business. My tour of self discovery took two thousand years and all I got out of it was this guy. *leaps into his arms* He means me. =DDDD
Note to self, it is frowned upon to ask for help at ten o'clock in the morning. Why? Who knows? Ask the Sue. I'd rather not.
But Ariana WhateverHaha Random Bird only eats hot food. Great, are these going to be wasted as well? I don't think anybody would want them if they have shit in them. ...True.
>_> I most assuredly have not and even if I had I wouldn't tell you. Who the hell asks something like that? Um...? Trust me Luce, you haven't either. Oh, is this one of those sex references? Yes. Meh, I'll leave those jokes to you two. If you need me, I'll be decorating for the apartment's party~
Well, apparently some people have no shame whatsoever.
Don't they make medicine for that these days?! I think she's trying to reference Brewdening Love. Joan could take the medicine too!
Can she read minds or something? Mark, Mark, hey, Mark! Do you want to come to our apartment's party?
...I'm sorry, I'm not quite sure that was pounded into my head enough. What color is her hair again?
Well, SOMEONE has obviously read Silk and Steel... ...I think I'm going to be sick just from the strain of trying to picture that. My sisters used to wear corsets and they look nothing like arms. ._.
It's probably a testament to how jaded I am by trollfics that I'm actually shocked that she even included a "getting to know each other" conversation in this.
Ooh, can we come? I've always wanted to try ice skating! Luce, you'll freeze. You'll hate it. But there will be hot chocolate, right? ...Actually, yeah, good point. Can we come to this party?
Noooo, Damien, no! D= Don't turn on Mark! I want to ship you two!
Good, nobody wanted her at Mark's party anyway. She would have ruined it. I agree.
You know, if you want to keep switching POVs, there's a little thing called THIRD PERSON. USE IT.
How the hell does one walk into a building sexily? If you don't know, then I sure don't.
Finally, the first sensible thing anyone has said all day! Yes, this is excruciatingly boring. The cake is finished! =D *vanishes into the kitchen* Uh, guys? Guys? Okay, I guess I'm snarking on my own now.
DON'T DO IT, DAMIEN. DON'T DO IT.
I think there's actually a word for that. I can't quite put my finger on it...oh right, ADORINGLY.
You've been together for a day! A SINGLE DAY!
You're INSIDE a building. There's no sunshine in there!
Great, but I don't. /Meanwhile in the kitchen eating cake Dude, humans are weird, am I right or am I right? Totally right. But I do love them for inventing cake. Fucking A.
Well it's certainly none of us...
Wow. That is a lot of ellipses. How long do you think someone has to hold their breath for that?
They managed to spend two hours snogging and looking each other's eyes up on a search engine? Even I think that's excessive.
I'll tell you what's unappealing. Mary Sues and people who are jerks.
...Fuckerbucket. I cannot even...but that is actually a fantastic vulgarity. I need to remember that.
... What does that even mean? ...*drops his fork* I think her nonsense just broke Joseph's brain. ;_; Don't worry, Seph's easy to fix. *drops a kitten in his lap* =D *instantly better* *snuggling kitten* I can be okay with this.
FERRIES ARE BOATS. BOATS ARE REALLY FUCKING HEAVY.
What about Damien and Ariana? Wasn't she worried about them too? Probably not. I wouldn't be.
I'm upset too! Now we can't go ice skating. D'= *mopemopemope* No, no, don't worry Luce! *flail* Um, we can all go ice skating together in celebration of the apartment's growth, how's that? Yay! <3
This is actually really heartbreaking. I just want to give Mark a hug. DDD=
Skate is a much easier surname to remember, at least... I don't think that's what he meant.
I hereby boycott that party. Me too. Me three. Mark, you want to join in as number four?
Damien said a smiley face. Wut.
I think you've made your point. I'll tell you what's lovely. This cake is, that's what. ='D
...Nope, I cannot seem to find a fuck to give.
I will never hate Mark! Mark and me are badass rainbow trenchcoat BROS!
Must be nice to be allowed to just get together without any interference in the way from your author. You mean without being forced to first fight a war against each other and go insane and nearly die? Yeah, that. ...Oh stop complaining and just eat your cake. >_>
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Post by WolfBloodRei on Sept 29, 2011 13:20:37 GMT -8
^ If you want to know, you should probably read it with my snark. I try to save that particular scene as much as possible in it. Of course, if you don't, it'll be that much funner to read your reaction.
Rainbow Mark seems to be sticking. XD
You've finished the chapters Suepidemic has covered so far, so from here on out is full of surprises for you.
And yes, Joseph, Luce. Cake IS good.
... Is it chocolate?
Crap. Say no. SAY NO!
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Post by Chibithulhu on Sept 29, 2011 15:18:36 GMT -8
Oooh! Can we go have a skating party with chocolate cake and hot chocolate for the apartment? That'd be FUN!
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Post by PuzzleChick on Sept 29, 2011 17:08:41 GMT -8
@ Rei: I think I'll hold off. I'd like to try snarking it without being spoiled for it. xD I was kind of spoiled for these first two chapters since I'd read Suepidemic.
Rainbow Mark is now my headcanon and nothing is going to make me stop.
Why yes, it IS chocolate! =D...why is that person staring at me now?
Oh dear...
@ Chibi: YES, LET'S DO THAT! That would be cool. xD I would be extremely okay with this.
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Post by WolfBloodRei on Sept 29, 2011 17:27:43 GMT -8
^ Okay. And yes, Raindbow Mark is now awesome. And will be canon. ...... Oh, god no... .... ... Don't let him eat it!
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Post by Anya the Purple on Sept 29, 2011 19:57:27 GMT -8
Cake? We like cake. Do we get cake? Like... that stuff that's like bread only sweet? Cuz I've had that, like, once in my life. *Scandalized* Anya! You give him cake right now! Ok, ok! *Gives Alaevis a piece of cake*
Haha, awesome snark. And I love Luce and Joseph so much.
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Post by Talys Alankil on Sept 29, 2011 23:10:30 GMT -8
Cake/skating party ? Count me in ! (well I'm not even sure I could go skate and not fall, but there's cake ;D )
Also, every time Luce says "Seph" I tend to think of Sephiroth. I'm sorry, Joseph ^_^'
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Post by PuzzleChick on Sept 30, 2011 5:00:20 GMT -8
^ It's okay Talys, I can't skate either. And when I did go to a skating rink I spent the entire time in the bathroom huddling underneath the hand-dryer because it was the only warm place in the building. ^^; But there will be cake! So that would be nice. =D
Sephiroth? Who's that?
He's a video game character. He has a cool coat and a lot of issues.
Oh. Well, it was either Seph or Joe, and no way in hell was I letting him call me Joe. >(
Besides the fact that you were both drunk out of your minds when he bestowed that nickname upon you and you didn't really resist it.
I blame you for that.
@ Rei: But why can't I give him some?
Uh, you didn't hear the insane shouting about chocolate?
That's the sound of ENTHUSIASM. *defiantly shoves a plate of cake at Yukaru* Here you go. Fuck the police. That's what Seph says.
Um...
>_> Joseph, I blame you for whatever happens now.
@ Anya and her characters: This has obviously become the let's-give-cake-to-everyone thread, so sure, you all get cake too!
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Post by Anya the Purple on Sept 30, 2011 5:13:17 GMT -8
Yay! Cake! *Noms* Why don't I get to live in a world where people can eat this stuff regularly?? Cuz you're a woobie, that's why.
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Post by WolfBloodRei on Sept 30, 2011 13:22:54 GMT -8
YAAAAY! CHOCOLATE!!!!! -Gulfs the cake down-
... We're doomed.
Everyone hold on...
... Oh god... What have you done?!
-Was still, and then suddenly starts to literally bounce around the room- CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!! -And then proceeds to do the following-
(That's right. I have a 3D Yukaru model. Doing the Carameldansen)
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Post by Chibithulhu on Sept 30, 2011 13:51:09 GMT -8
This has clearly become the most awesome thread ever.
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Post by PuzzleChick on Sept 30, 2011 16:55:25 GMT -8
AHHH, that looks like fun! I want to do this caramel dance too! /o/ *joins in*...Now there are two hyper people in my house. Good-bye any chance of sleep tonight as well.Eh, you get a reprieve anyway. If I have any spare time tomorrow it will probably go toward posting the next chapter of Eden. But I want you both in snarking shape by Sunday. u_u
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Post by Talys Alankil on Oct 1, 2011 3:56:13 GMT -8
@rei: Oh my god. You've got MMD ! You just increased your awesomeness by at least 200% ;D
@puzzle: Yay more Eden ! I feel like I'm having the same reaction every time you say you're going to post a new chapter ^_^'
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Post by PuzzleChick on Oct 1, 2011 5:30:27 GMT -8
^ xDD I have a very similar reaction whenever I find out a new chapter of Brooding Lust has either been posted or is on the way.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Oct 1, 2011 8:33:08 GMT -8
Dance party? I'll bring background music!
Also: the new Eden chapter was awesome!
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Post by WolfBloodRei on Oct 1, 2011 15:05:43 GMT -8
AHHH, that looks like fun! I want to do this caramel dance too! /o/ *joins in*...Now there are two hyper people in my house. Good-bye any chance of sleep tonight as well.Eh, you get a reprieve anyway. If I have any spare time tomorrow it will probably go toward posting the next chapter of Eden. But I want you both in snarking shape by Sunday. u_u And that... Is why you don't give Karu chocolate. At least it didn't have any marshmello-I swear, Jagger, do not say it! -Pauses dancing- I could kill for marshmellows...... I know you could. Literally -he mutters-@rei: Oh my god. You've got MMD ! You just increased your awesomeness by at least 200% ;D [/size][/quote] Yes, I have MMD. Not only that but I also have Portal MMDs =D
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Post by Hlessi-Roo on Oct 2, 2011 8:13:59 GMT -8
*Collapses panting* I finally caught up and read it all. And while I feel like a Slowpoke, I just have to say how much win it was that you used both an Aristocats and a Eleventh Doctor gif in your BL snarks. I fangirled. Cake? I've never had cake. *Rolls eyes* And also- your OCs. Can I hug them? They just seem so... fluffy. THERE'S ICE SKATING TOO?! *Utter glee* Good lord.. Griffin, squeeing? ...Eh, well, I hope you stay sane, Puzzle! Have a hug.
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Post by PuzzleChick on Oct 2, 2011 8:43:38 GMT -8
^ xDD Thank you! I admire your dedication to reading the whole thing. =D You're welcome to hug them. Luce enjoys hugging. Hugging Joseph might be as awkward as hugging Voldemort, but he doesn't bite.
What? He's never had cake either? D= *steals the last piece of cake from Joseph and shoves it at Griffin*
Hey, that was mine--
I'll make you more cake! This guy has never had any before!
*sulks*
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Post by PuzzleChick on Oct 2, 2011 12:10:10 GMT -8
Aaaand we're back for chapter three. From here on out I'm really going into this story blind. Let's hope my brain doesn't explode! Okay, have we been given any sort of timeline here? What day was the day before? This makes it sound like she slept all weekend. I did that once.You were in a magical coma, there's kind of a difference. Also, please never do that again.I still don't understand this fixation with unicorns dancing with elves. I just...don't. Luce, you'd better not expect me to start saying ridiculous stuff like that to you.I would freak out and assume you were dying or something if you did.Oh gods I'm having stalker!Edward flashbacks. Is it just me, or had her spelling gotten worse suddenly?I guess she felt she wasn't being a good enough troll before. Okay, speaking for myself, when I'm just going to work I get ready an hour before I need to be there. When I'm going on an overnight trip someplace, I get ready the day before and wake up super early to triple-check that I haven't forgotten anything. They're, presumably, going to sleep-away academy. SHE'S GOING TO NEED MORE THAN A HALF HOUR TO GET READY. ...Puzzle, not everyone is an overly-nervous preparer, you know.Hey, I have never once forgotten anything vital. Don't judge me. >_> She's wearing a ballgown to travel in? Isn't she afraid of spilling soda on it while she's in the car?Maybe they're not going to have to drive very far... I did not need to know that your leggings had butts. Thanks. I WOULD BE NERVOUS TOO IF I'D ONLY BEEN GIVEN A HALF HOUR TO PREPARE. Mark is such a sweetheart. ...And Ariana is such a bitch, am I right?Preach it! Okay none of that is English. Or any other language.THERE ARE CARS THAT ARE SHEEP? O.oI was actually pretty good at translating Erin's stuff. But that last sentence confuses even me. The sun was basking on the clutch like a river biscuit?The sun was basking on the clouds like a rival bus cat?It's okay Mark. You can hang out with us. ...Maybe she meant 'like a right buzzcut."Luce, you're going to hurt your head trying to figure this out. Please stop. I CANNOT CONTAIN MY SUSPENSE oh wait I don't have to okay. I'M KIND OF SUDDENLY TALKING REALLY LOUD. You're not talking at all. You're typing in capital letters.DO NOT KIND OF DISMISS THESE KIND OF LARGE LETTERS. Patron litter? AS IN LITTER OF KITTENS? ...I would be okay with this. =3Of course you would, Joseph. Kittens? =D Where?Wow, Ariana Sparklegull Seadove HahaWTF's name got a lot more manageable all of a sudden.Thank goodness.Accuse him of what?Probably of being the Sue's plaything.Yes, by all means, share the rum! That would make this story so much more bearable! Except don't give any to Luce or Joseph. They can't handle their liquor. I don't actually drink either. Um...let's give the rum to Mike! That works! There is no way in hell a military academy would allow co-ed dorms. What did he say?Apparently it was a yes. It didn't sound like one.Stop questioning the trollfic. Making out and eating at the same time is disgusting. That's all I have to say about that. SUDDENLY I DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK. A mind map?Don't ask me, I don't know what one is.The thought of learning vocabulary from a Smeyer book makes me both want to laugh and vomit. I don't know which. Please go with the former.What tree? When did trees come into this? How could you possibly miss a giant number right in your path?! Hands up if you want to call her Ari to drive her crazy from now on. *hands up**hands up*Done. I HAD TO SIT THROUGH TWO CHAPTERS OF YOU BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR ATTRACTIVENESS, BITCH. DON'T EVEN START. A confused equation? I'm suddenly having this cute mental image of a math equation looking all confused. Whoa, hold on. She hasn't yet mentioned wanting to drink anyone's blood, and they've been around several different humans so far.I'm guessing she just now remembered she was supposed to want to drink blood. I thought about pie. I thought about Adam Lambert's newest song.I thought about how does a tabby cat's fur know how to grow the right color....What? Don't you ever wonder that? It's white at the base, and then it turns brown, and then it's black at the tip! But only on their stripes. How does the fur know if it's supposed to be on a stripe or not? D= WHAT IF IT GETS CONFUSED?I think I want to smack you really hard right now. I am so confused, I can't even. Who is Teddy? How did he fall into a tree? How does she know him if she's never met him? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! Spendlbreysgj3qtkgvy. Spendlbreysgj3qtkgvy....There is no reaction image for my face right now. And I have a fuckhuge reaction collection. IF I HAD THE SLIGHTEST FUCKING CLUE WHAT JUST HAPPENED, MAYBE I COULD HELP FIGURE THIS OUT. Joseph? Luce? Do you know? Huh?I think my brain is broken again.Oh come on. Like she's really going to fall for that. She surely knows magic when she sees it.*headdesk*You really need to stop expecting there to be logic in this fic. Daddy? Wut? Her dad is stalking her with Edward?! Actually yes, this is lovely, because it means Mark won't have to put up with them. And he won't have to share his closet either! More room for extra rainbow trenchcoats! Yay!It took me a few minutes to remember that Aro is supposed to be her father. xD I was about to go into a rant about why Aro is there when she never mentioned him. But no, seriously, who the fuck is Teddy? B|
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Post by WolfBloodRei on Oct 2, 2011 13:03:12 GMT -8
Oh, I remember when I snarked this. I raged JUST as much. XD
Teddy is another Omen character that is the rival of Mark and Damien. They're families despise one another. He insults Damien's adopted father, which Damien does not like. And Mark punches Teddy afterwards.
When I find out about this I wondered why it wasn't Teddy who was the Butt Monkey/Villain of this trollfic rather than poor innocent Mark.
Great Snark btw. Here -Gives a Rainbow Trenchcoat Mark plushie-
Here's a video showing it:
Teddy is the one talking at first. Damien is the one with dark hair who tells him to never speak of his father again and the other blonde who punches Teddy is Mark.
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Post by Talys Alankil on Oct 2, 2011 13:14:09 GMT -8
Heh, I always double or triple-check things when I need to go somewhere. But then again, I guess the sparkly Sue that Ariana is will have everyone double-check for her while she's sleeping. It definitely seems like her kind of thing, at least. As for Teddy, I believe she's actually ripping off a scene from the Omen that was meant to first showcase Damien's powers as the Antichrist. ETA : Oh well, Rei beat me to that one x) I should re-load pages before posting. I want a plushie too, by the way !
One last thing : Luce's philosophical questions about cat furs is much more interesting than this fic. Really. I love Luce. He's so… bubbly ? Is that a word ? It definitely sounds like a word that describes my view of him, at least.
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Post by WolfBloodRei on Oct 2, 2011 13:22:14 GMT -8
-Hands a plushie- Here you go. You know, someone should draw Mark in a rainbow trenchcoat. >_> Next to Brian and Hugo.
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