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Post by Talys Alankil on Oct 23, 2011 8:25:22 GMT -8
^That's actually been a while. Sometimes she probably forgets she's trolling and starts writing properly.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Oct 23, 2011 10:08:27 GMT -8
^Hm, I haven't read her new ones. I haven't found the attention span time. Maybe I will now. As soon as I can get over being depressed about Return of the King because SERIOUSLY Frodo, why are you so stupid???
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Post by Tigeranne on Oct 23, 2011 10:27:29 GMT -8
Awww, don't be too hard on Frodo. He is a very young hobbit faced with a very difficult situation. She wrote a new chapter of THL - now with actual kite flying, and one where Matty McFry (guess who that's supposed to be) and Assef goes to meet Colombus. Both are a lot more coherent than anything else she's written since Dalton Vampire. Right before that, however, she posted a couple of really bad Ron Weasley ones.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Oct 23, 2011 11:29:48 GMT -8
^BUT HE CAN'T JUST LEAVE ALL HIS FRIENDS BEHIND! IT'S SO NOT COOL MAN!
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Post by Tigeranne on Oct 23, 2011 11:41:33 GMT -8
^BUT HE CAN'T JUST LEAVE ALL HIS FRIENDS BEHIND! IT'S SO NOT COOL MAN! Yes, I know... He could have asked if it was OK to bring them along so they all could get the happily ever after. But, I don't know. Maybe they would have wanted to stay in Hobbiton after all.
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Post by Talys Alankil on Oct 23, 2011 11:58:43 GMT -8
^Whoa, why the sudden randomness about LOTR ? ^_^
And, yeah, I was talking purely of spelling in my last post. Especially in THL, there're a lot of moments where spelling is surprisingly good.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Oct 23, 2011 12:21:07 GMT -8
^Further proof that she's a troll. The random LOTR is because I get PERMANENTLY TRAUMAIZED FOR LIFE every time I watch Return of the King, which I did last night. Then my iPod was messing with my emotions. I swear that thing's got a mind of its own.
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Post by Talys Alankil on Oct 23, 2011 14:13:56 GMT -8
^Surely you meant "temporarily traumatized for life" ;D Yeah, I read your post on tumblr afterwards, so now I know ^_^
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Post by Anya the Purple on Oct 24, 2011 4:33:43 GMT -8
^I dunno, man. That thing SUCKS big time.
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Post by Talys Alankil on Oct 24, 2011 5:39:16 GMT -8
Aw, you didn't get my "clever" reference ?
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Post by Anya the Purple on Oct 24, 2011 16:25:29 GMT -8
^Wait... that's from a trollfic... which one???
(I figured you were just troping again, actually...)
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Post by Talys Alankil on Oct 24, 2011 23:18:03 GMT -8
It's from Twila ! "permanently blinded for life" !
…I feel like I'm flooding Puzzle's snark thread. Oh well.
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Post by Tigeranne on Oct 25, 2011 4:32:23 GMT -8
He he, Talys! Look at what you wrote.
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Post by Talys Alankil on Oct 25, 2011 4:38:06 GMT -8
I have absolutely no idea what you mean.
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Post by Tigeranne on Oct 25, 2011 4:41:01 GMT -8
Surely you meant "temporarily blinded for life"?
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Post by PuzzleChick on Oct 25, 2011 8:36:22 GMT -8
Oh hai guys, I'm just gonna put this snark here. Please don't let me interrupt. xD The Fucktory sounds like the name of a porn film. Just saying. You know it exists. O...kay...? Except I know I won't enjoy, so I guess I'm not a good reader. Oh my god, the Sue just said something I agree with. Alert the press! The world is ending! If this was spelled correctly I would actually call this a pretty cute scene. Except, y'know, hospitals don't let you sleep in the same bed with a patient, but whatever. THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS YOU IMBECILE. 1. Whatever happened to your sixteen broken ribs?! 2. He's asleep...and he's singing. I can't even. You heard it here, folks! All that matters is having an attractive boyfriend. Never mind his personality. Some people would be happy to have a caring or funny boyfriend. Not Ariana, all she needs is hotness! She's going to grow up to be a female version of a sugar daddy, isn't she? It's cool. Mark is in a happy place where everyone respects him and his rainbow trenchcoat. I'm sorry but this bit makes it sound like she's wearing the skin of some guy named Oliver. SIXTEEN. BROKEN. RIBS. Nobody is dancing with sixteen broken ribs! Oh why do I bother. Okay, and I thought I got too easily overexcited about things. But going to a factory to see pesticides does nothing for me. =| Why, was she not supposed to? Why would you ask someone why she woke up? Oh my oh my, now there's a Jim involved. Ariana you player. Besides the fact that a school kitchen cannot possibly be a very hygienic place for sexytiems. Teddy and Damien can surely wait. This school has a pancake stand?! My schools never had those! I feel ripped off now. I shall march back to my institutions of learning and demand to be compensated for my pancake-less years. ...Later. If you're planning to eat pancakes on a bus, this can only end in heartache and pain. Do I even want to ask why Damien is answering your phone. ...IT'S WHO?! I thought Ariana's father was Aro? First it's a fucktory, now it's a fartery. Here's a game for you: Which would you rather be trapped inside of? And the breakfast roll returns. I'm getting hungry again. I'm also remembering the scene from Heidi when she hides all the breakfast rolls in her trunk. I should read that book again, it's cute. Yay pesticides! ...WHOA, WAIT, I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE PORN MOVIE THING. IT ACTUALLY IS A FUCKTORY? WHAT THE FUCK. O__O If you need helmets to do it, you're probably doing it wrong. Or very right. Not sure which. Huh? But Harry's hair was always tousled. If you put on a helmet you'll actually get the opposite of that. If the gas pipe was actually blown apart, you wouldn't be alive right now. Jsyk. I'm going to assume this is foreshadowing that he's a vampire or whatever and doesn't have to breathe. GUYS. THIS IS NOT THE TIME. GEEZ. Considering you were hit by a truck yesterday you really shouldn't have even left it.
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Post by Talys Alankil on Oct 25, 2011 11:45:20 GMT -8
Tigeranne: Oh, I fail ! xD @puzzle: Please do interrupt to give us snarks. Ah, yes, the Fucktory. Things get better in the next chapter. Or is it in two chapters from now ? Well, it gets better. What does "Ai tai chai" mean, actually ? I thought it was just random gibberish as Ariana usually spurts.Also, Damien's really the Antichrist. So I think he still needs to breathe. But I guess that's too much logic for Ariana.
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 25, 2011 14:07:49 GMT -8
OLIVER! NOOOOO!
When you mentioned it sounded like she was wearing someone's skin, that was literally one of the first things that came to mind (The FIRST first thing was a character from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn, and is far too disturbing to mention in any more detail). That monster.
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Post by Tigeranne on Oct 25, 2011 14:14:28 GMT -8
She can't wear Oliver's skin!!! Noooo! BTW, what could she possibly make from him? A mitten? I mean, Cruella needed a whole litter of pups for her coat.
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Post by PuzzleChick on Oct 25, 2011 16:04:07 GMT -8
OH YAY, SO I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE TO THINK OF OLIVER AND COMPANY. GOOD. (But no, I meant a person named Oliver. Not the cute little kitty. ;_; Anything but him!)
@ Talys: Well..."ai" does translate to love, so I guess she was kind of on the right track, but "tai" has several translations and "chai" doesn't mean anything that I know of. ^^; Unless she was talking about chai lattes or something, which aren't originally Japanese.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Oct 25, 2011 16:21:13 GMT -8
Oh yes, it all gets MUCH better next chapter. Fear not, Puzzle!
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 25, 2011 18:30:30 GMT -8
She can't wear Oliver's skin!!! Noooo! BTW, what could she possibly make from him? A mitten? I mean, Cruella needed a whole litter of pups for her coat.
I dunno, lining for a collar? But then, this is Ariana.
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Post by Talys Alankil on Oct 26, 2011 0:50:34 GMT -8
Hey, I actually thought of Oliver and company. And oliver from FE. And Olver from the Wheel of Time. I don't know which is worse. I actually do — a kitten's death is much worse than a human's.
@puzzle : oh, okay. Thought so.
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 26, 2011 10:00:56 GMT -8
In this case, at least- Oliver the Duke from FE is a creepy nutjob. Oliver the kitten is adorable.
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Post by PuzzleChick on Oct 31, 2011 13:56:18 GMT -8
All right, one last snark before NaNo! I'll try to post some Eden chapters during NaNo since the next few are basically written, but snarking may be put on hold until November is over (Or I hit my wordcount. One or the other.) Well whoop-de-fucking-do for you. Must be nice to not be busy and to write all day. Gee, someone's cranky today.*sighs* I know. I'm disappointed because it's Halloween and I was so excited to dress up and give out candy, but now it's raining and stormy and we've got an hour and a half before trick-or-treating begins, so it could easily still be stormy by then. So I might miss my favorite holiday. =( ...WAIT A SECOND. When did you show up?! We came back. =DWhy? I didn't invite you. We thought you'd like to spend some more time with us before you begin writing our fabulous story tonight.I notice Al isn't nodding. Ignore him, he's still pissed at you for killing off his family.For a disciple of Erin she's really not lulzy enough at all. Aww. How nice. Would anyone like to know which gays are my heroes? I have a list! I thought this was chapter eleven.Stop using logic in the trollverse. In my experience, when you go to a hospital, if you're capable of walking they don't bother to bring you stretchers. Also, you put the gowns on once you're in a room. Maybe she means they wheeled them from the ambulance on stretchers.As much as I'd like to imagine Ariana safely restrained, I don't think that's what happened. She makes it sound like they walked inside. A single bed? Kinky.THIS IS NOT HOW SCIENCE WORKS. Heh heh. Teats.Will you grow up?Oh man do I ever understand your pain. Potbellied pigs piss me off, too! ...Wait. People who drink the last of the milk and don't buy more piss me off.People who kill off my family piss me off.... I'm never letting that go. Never.I've been letting you hang out with Reed too long. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?! There's a persian on the phone?! Richard is actually a woman. Interesting. The doctor's afro is extremely important, you see. What about the girls? Surely there were other girls besides Ariana?Of course not, what kind of foolish suggestion is that? This is a suefic! Other females do not exist! Okay I actually kind of understand this part. ...I still understand it, but it's starting to enter weird territory. Grown men don't do happy dances in public. I do!... Most grown men don't do happy dances in public. Oh, are they going to discover he's a demon? (I still don't get why that means he wasn't affected. Unless demons don't breathe.) I breathe! Breathing is fun!Oh, hi Luce. ...Do I even want to ask what you're doing here? This is all really tough to snark. Nothing funny is happening. Why? I thought they were all going home. Why is he lying back down? 1. She wouldn't be allowed to do that in a real hospital. Real hospitals suck....2. What good are fruit and flowers going to do? I like fruit!Flowers are nice.Seph is here! *pounces*See Ally, he's got a cute nickname for his boyfriend.*to Joseph* Your guy persuasive?Very.And yet there you sit anyway, despite the fact that you could leave. OH HOT DAMN. SHIT IS GOING DOWN. ...Suddenly I like Damien again. Okay, now I don't like him. I hate sues and love to see them get some comeuppance, but I hate abusiveness. I'm having mixed emotions. Uh, if I recall correctly, wasn't it a class trip or something? Far be it from me to be on the sue's side here, but this one wasn't actually Ariana's fault. Wut? ...Wow.That was a surprise.GO DAMIEN.You have no conscience whatsoever, do you?He really should have said them way earlier, but better late than never I guess. Oh no, is he going to have a guilt party now? You should have thought of that before you spoke. This is why I never say anything unless I mean it.I am in total agreement with this.Heaven help us, my seme characters are bonding. I really, really hate to say this, but she kind of has a little bit of a point. She's deserved this tirade at other times, but not this time. Kind of dramatic though, isn't she? One fight doesn't always mean it's The Fight.They're teenage humans. I've discovered that drama is what they do.Well, actually, since you're not omniscient, you don't KNOW what he's necessarily stunned by. Once again, if you had just learned to keep your temper this never would have happened. That is not a very angsty simile.Doggies are cute!Just...randomly? Down the road? Really? No. Not really.Not at all.You want sad? Try having your family killed literally on the first page of the book.It'll be okay. I'll make you some cake.Well, considering that you're the writer, I think you might have some control over it. Also, spoilers are spoilery. You COULD let us wonder if they'll make up or not...but why bother when you can spoil it instead!
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Post by Talys Alankil on Oct 31, 2011 15:24:34 GMT -8
^Well, They don't make up. Not immediately, anyway. Since more awesomeness is coming in the form of a rainbow trenchcoat. Also, I do agree that Damien's kind of abusing her at a moment where she did nothing, but I'm forced to side with him in this situation anyway. Just for the sake of being against Ariana. And hi Luce and Seph ! I missed you No more snarks ? Aww, this November will be boring. Well, at least there are new games coming out.
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 31, 2011 15:49:38 GMT -8
Yeaaah... honestly, though, that's just canon breaking out for the guy. FIGHT, DAMIEN, FIGHT!
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Post by PuzzleChick on Oct 31, 2011 17:56:42 GMT -8
Halloween was saved after all! The rain went away just in time. ='D (If anybody cares. xD)
I agree...if pressed, I think I'll have to side with Damien, due to my desire to always be against Ariana. Still, Damien, you should have said those things a lot sooner. This wasn't the best moment.
(RAINBOW TRENCHCOAT? MARK IS RETURNING? EEE. Maybe there will be a snark before November is over after all...>.>)
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 31, 2011 20:15:08 GMT -8
YAAAAY!
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Post by Talys Alankil on Nov 1, 2011 5:38:04 GMT -8
Yay indeed ! (I don't know if he comes back in chapter 12 or 13, though. But I know he comes back)
Also, yay for your halloween being saved ^_^
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