First she brought in the Doctor. I raged. Then she brought in the eleventh Doctor. I AM INFURIATED. I AM SPLUTTERING WITH RAGE. YOU DO NOT PUT THE ELEVENTH DOCTOR INTO A BADFIC IN FRONT OF ME. YOU DO NOT. TEN WAS BAD ENOUGH BUT THEN YOU HAD TO DRAG IN MY DOCTOR. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!! *Collapses in a panting heap* *Griffin starts to attempt to revive her* Er, what she'd like to add is congratulations for surviving that monstrosity. Hooray?
Wow, you know you have overdosed on badfics when it starts taking over your subconsciousness as well!
Actually these two wrote it. "Helena" is really named Sian, I can't really catch what "Doris" says her real name is.
But that is an interesting point, actually. We know Ariana is reading on here (Her latest hit references my lame combine harvester joke, it is Assef's new boyfriend. I can't wait to see the babies.) so she could be anyone of us, really. Except me.
Post by Talys Alankil on Nov 4, 2011 11:15:07 GMT -8
^And me. And everyone, 'cause Ariana wouldn't be stupid enough as to admit it's her as long as she's trolling. PARANOIA FUEL PEOPLE ! ;D But yeah, we've known for a while that Ariana reads this forum. It started with her writing the Kung Fu Panda fic right after Chibi said she hoped Ariana would never copy Forbidden Fruit's panda. And it went downhill from there.
I wouldn't even be surprised the authors of Lady of Sorrow would be among Ariana's snarkers, though. She ripped off their work a LOT.
Post by WolfBloodRei on Nov 4, 2011 13:01:00 GMT -8
^ Yes, there are a lot of forbidden topics that she's touched. My childhood has been traumatized, and I didn't even watch Winnie the Pooh that often.
On the topic of things that must not be touched, that's why there were a LOT of things in the Arianaverse that I did not touch when it came to those two parody revenge chapters I did. The Magical bodily waste, Winnie the Pooh, and pandas were just three things I did not touch.
Post by Anya the Purple on Nov 4, 2011 14:46:01 GMT -8
True. If you'll take my word for it, it's not me either. One time when my friend and I were really bored we tried to write a Twilight trollfic based on our very, very weird shipping-fic of a club we were in, but it was lame.
Yay! I thought I was the only one who was contemplating writing a trollfic. ;D Lately, I've been seriously contemplating writing a stealth parody that was crazy enough to not be "good", but with proper spelling and no assaults on people's orientation or religious views. It would be fun to see how far I could go with the crazy, before people picked up on the fact it was a joke. I actally put up a couple of test chapters on FF, but no comments so far. *blush*
I woke up in my bed. I'm glad it was your own bed, although you'll probably start sleeping around soon. I got up. It was nine o clock in the moring. I waked over 2 my dresser and took out my hir strangthers. I curled my hair I see what you did there nd put on a red top and dress. A top under the dress? How uncharacteristically modest. Den, da phone range! I asnwered it and screamed! Why? then I got on a plane. Not to Afghanistan, I hope! then, there was a blond girl she waved and a boy who waved and a fat guy and a girl in a dinosaur. A girl who had been eaten by a dinosaur? We all started wakkin alone!
Hello. my name is Emerald Thiamina Rebecca Monroe, but everyone calls me Sonny. I live in washington, colarado, or at least i used 2, uintiol my perents shopped me off to LA. I have long brown hair and blue eyes. I am skiney but not anorexic , though i can eat what i watt and not gayn wait. It would suck to be a Sue if it required exercise! I am gifted in a way that most human beings are not- becoz i am not humen. You hath telekinesis like Volxemort in My Immortal? Even though my paretns were both human, I have vampire blood in me. How? Have you been reading the Brewdening Love expanded universe fics? I cannot age and i have a power (though not that'd you'd care) All of my old friends teesed me because I had no frends.
Well, if they bullied you they weren't really your friends. So intentional fail logic doesn't quite fail.
"Sonny cum What have I said? This stopped being funny about 45689 My Immortal-clones ago. I'm not going to comment on any future ocurrences of this particular typo. on" my mom screamed at me from the bottom of da stiars. I grumbled angrily; she was taking me to live with uncle marshall in his show "So Random." He lives IN the show? Like Truman? I packed a bag full of clothes and shit. We got in da car. It took all of five mintues 2 reach da studio.
From Colorado to LA? You hath teleportation!
"U must be Sonny, wow, you're even prettier than before" Uncle Marshall roared. I bluched and looked away.
Ewww, perverted pedo-uncle ahoy!
"You could say that." I said, amused by his fancy wording. He led me arond the stodu. I met Tani, Zara, Nico and Gardy. They all said "hi" except for Tani who sed "She's soooo ugly!" Hi there antagonist, who will probably be the snarkers' new pet! I glared at her, and I cud feel her shrink back in on herself.3
As I was walling, I saw a boy. He was hotter than anyone I had ever seen, even than me!11 He looked at me and i looked away, a faint blush cumming on my hceks. "Who's that?" I silently wondered.
Don't worry guys, it's not Assef!
"that's chad dylan coooper" sed Zora. "He's on Mackenzie falls. Is that a school? We dont lick him." she admitted.
You don't have to. That's what puppies are for.
Chad and I starred at eech udder for a moment, as I approshed him cautisouly, he got up and ran away. Ooooh, the anti-magnetic Sue. We haven't seen one since Joan. I glared after him. It was decided then.
Come hell or high water, no matter how many lives it costs I have a feeling Tani will be one of the first victims here., Chad Dylan Cooper, you will be mine.
I'm gonna slap chapter 2 in the same post.
As I dressed for the next day, I still could not believe I was hear. Her. In So Radmom, the show i'd washed since i was only a little gril. Oh, so you were the kid who got that infamous birthday cake! How would have tyouh, huh? I dressed in a green top and skiney jeans. I tied my hare up in a bun At least it wasn't one of the killer bunnies from the non-troll fic I read a while ago., and put on som foundation and lipgolss. We had some new skeches to do today, and I was surely having prastished.
My iphone started ringin and I puked it up. Why did you swallow it in the first place? Are the pockets on your skinny jeans to tight to fit it in? "Hello" i sed.
"Hello, Sonny." said a voce from the other end of the phone speaking. I let out a loud shriek of delight! It was my friend from Wisconson, Avengelina. Uh-oh... That name is litterally spelling doom! Avengelina and I had been friends ever since we were both toddlers. She was tfe only perons who new my troo indenminty.
That you are really Tara Gillespie?
"OMG girl i havent spone you since i got here" i squeaked excitedly.
"how are you gettin on?" Avengeinlia esked. "is your uncle marshall being nice to you?" She asked.
Well, he hasn't made her sleep with him while beating her with a shoe all night yet, at least.
"He's been ince, i suppose. Everyone has been so nice, well, accept Tawni Hart." I moomreed. "Im et a boy!"
"You met a boy!??" Ave shouted incredulously.
Avengelina is pretty ignorant about the way of the Sues. At least for someone who has been besties with one since toddlerhood!
"Ya his name is chad dlyan cooper he's on mackenzie falls."
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" she rored. "I hope you get togedther son"
No, please don't have a son together just yet. Teen parentcy is illegal.
"We will," I said, stiking a pose in my clothes. Thank goodness you didn't strike the pose out of them already. "No doubt about that."
"I doubt it," said a voice. It was tawin hart. She thought she was sooooo hot, but she wasnt. oh no she wasnt. with her blond hare and taned skin, she cud have bean a maddle, but her uglyniess surpassed her beauty that even I coud not control it. (author's not: does anyone no how 2 put itlaics in da story pls tell me?)
I'll assume this is a legit question, since trolls aren't all that smart. On dA you use normal html tags. Italics are "<i>" and "</i>".
"i herd u takkin about hcad" she said, eying me up sexily. Her face was a mask of destruction.
"GOOGLEDAROOBLEDAGOOGKERLESORSOM" She siad, which was Norwegane for "i know chad, he's too good for you, Sonny Monroe."
Actually, Ariana... proper Norwegian for "i know chad, he's too good for you, Sonny Monroe" would be Jeg kjenner Chad, og han er altfor bra for deg, Sonny Monroe!
"Watt?" I said, because I cud not believe she would speak to me like that. In Norwegian? I'm surprised you understood it. Chad and I were MEANT to be toggedder and SHE would not sop me.
"U herd me. You are nutting. just a small wisconson novody."
Wasn't she from Washington in Colorado?
No i was mad. nobody speaks to Emerald Rebecca like that! I garbed tanti and there her against the wail.
"YOu have no idea who i truly am, what i can be when engrade. If i have chad, then your life is forfit. Fuck u bitch!"
She scremad and ran awy cringe.
"WOW ur amazin" sed a boice from the cuppoard of the door.
Was it Harry?
IT WAS....... CHAD DYYALN COPER!
"STAY AWAY FROM ME U VAMPIRE FREEK" and he ran away.
Chad is schizo. It would be fun if Sonny spent the whole fic chasing after a boy who hates her guts. It's probably not going to happen, though. A sue gets what a Sue wants.
Yeah, I was only joking. Tara is probably grown up by now, and has hopefully left trollhood behind. I'm wondering about Ariana's age, though. She's watching kids' shows, while on the other hand she is old enough to have read The Kite Runner in school. (I'm assuming it was in school), which means she should be at least 15, right?
Post by Talys Alankil on Nov 12, 2011 8:47:44 GMT -8
Oh, so that's what she's basing herself on this time. A Disney show. Ariana's age ? I would say sixteen, or seventeen now since time has passed. But I have nothing to prove that other than the fact her original Sue was sixteen in VQ.
Gah. I hadn't even read chapter 2, and I'm glad I did it with a snark. I said nothing before, this fic doesn't have any potential. She's just repeating the same thing over again.
And I'm fairly certain she inserted norwegian because you mentioned it here. Don't ask why, I just know it.
Post by Anya the Purple on Nov 12, 2011 9:37:35 GMT -8
^Didn't it say she was sixteen or twelve? Though that could've just been because Damien's supposed to be twelve (I think, maybe?). And I dunno, not just kids watch shows like that. *Still watches iCarly sometimes*
Post by Chibithulhu on Nov 12, 2011 11:40:08 GMT -8
Yeah, but Sonny With A Chance's original star left a while ago and they changed the title, so she might not have watched it in a while. That, or she could be a fan of one of the other shows (Phineas and Ferb, for instance, or Wizards of Waverly Place- notable for being the only show on TV Tropes that used to have its own Incest Yay page) and just know of the show.
Pikachu: Sure, it's overmarketed, ought to be level 300 by now, and has gotten downright annoying, but deep down it just wants to be loved... Screw it. LEAF BLADE!
Actually, I'm concidering owning up about the fic. I feel a bit bad now, because this girl actually left another very positive review. It's clear that she finds that piece of trash, which I actually tried my darndest to make bad in a somewhat believable way, to actually be "amazing". I was hoping for something along the lines of "How DARE you cross Xxxxxxx with Twilight, you heathen?!? No one is in character!" and instead I get this:
Well, for the only Xxxxxxx/ twilight crossover, this is excellent! I love how you made Xxxxx and Alice sisters! They're both my favourites, although I love Xxxxx a lot, lot more! I kind of read this backwards, but it was still easy to understand ^^ really good story! Oh and I know this probably won't happen but... I hope Xxxxxx ends up with Xxxxx XD (if they're not dead...)
Sammy has updated! So with that, let's have chapter 15 of Worlds Collide.
AN: sry 4 da lng wait. i wuz bsy with skool. also i wuz thnkng of doin dis 4 nanowrimo. wat do u gaiz thinkg?
"Bzy" with school or just seriously uninspired? If you are going to do this for NaNo, then you actually need to get chapters cranked out more often.
They went and ate at a nice place and Ariana had fish and chips, English style like she had always wanted to try. It was nothing like America's pathetic excuse for fish and chips. Never tasted the American kind, so I can't comment. This was the real deal and it was more delisious then she could have ever imagined. The flaver seemed to explode in her mouth as she ate the deepfried halibut The what now? that she dipped into the amazing tarter sause and the fries were amazing, too. They were deepfriend ot a perfect texture and crispness. If she was going ot live on anything for the rest of her life, she decided it would have to be this with a cup of tea for a drink.
That would get old quickly, I think.
She added sugar to her tea and gave the sugar to harry, who poured a small amount into his. He had ordered Earl Grey (i spld it da enlish way, tehe) and she had ordered green tea. She took a sip of hers and it was delisious with just the righ amout of flavor.
Booooring. This is not how you troll. The real Ariana is a LOT better than this, and that says something...
"Can I have a taste of yours, Harry?"
"Sure, go ahead." He handed her his cup.
She took a sip.
"Oh, this is delicious. I'll have to order an Earl Grey next time we go out to eat. I'll have to try one of each tea here just to try them all because they're all sure to be so delishious here."
Sammy, this isn't funny. If you want to write a serious story that has the characters having long conversations about tea, please do so and give it a proper plot. If you want to write a trollfic, get trolling.
"I'll see what I can do, Ariana."
Then they kissed, leaning into eachother to get closer to eachother and taste eachother more. He tasted of fish, a sexy taste if you asked Ariana what she thought of it. In fact, it was better than the way he had tasted of sandwhich earlier that very same day when they had made out after she had made him a sandwhich. But just kissing him was sexy, really, so no matter what, he would be a sexy beast.
I think that confirms that you are still attempting to troll, at least.
The twins coughed at the same time, like they had planned it or had some weird psychic power where they could talk to each other through their minds because they were twins. Ariana had read about cases like that, where Twins displayed weird psychic powers between each other so she thought that this could be highly possible for these two.
Not impossible. Poor George...
They pulled apart, a light blush on their cheeks, but a smile on their faces because they were ashamed but happy at the same time. Nothing could stop their love, not even if his friends were against it. After all they had overcome all of these obstacles in order to be together Meaning that they all took turns on each other first and now nothing was going to get in their way and to stop their love for eachother. Not Jacob or Edward could get in the way of them now.
The way this story is going, they have probably hooked up!
"What's wrong with them kissing eachother?" The pretty girl asked and leaned over to kiss the redhead sitting next to her, a guy who seemed her and Harry's age. The twins made gagging sounds, then high fived and the perfect harmony they managed to perform once more. They definitely had some psychic powers that only they had it was the only way they could be able to do what they did. That was the only explanation, Ariana decided.
Yeah, not like they have eyesight or anything, to tell them where the other person's hand is.
They finished their lunch and went back out on the streets to look at all of the interested stores on the street. Ariana asked if she could go to the book store she saw farther down the way.
"Can we go to the bookstore? I want to see what kind of cool books they have there. So is it okay if we go there?"
Yeah, go get Trolling for Dummies. (Oh and real Ariana, you ought to go pick up a copy too...)
"Sure it's fine. Right, guys?" He asked his friends and they all nodded.
"Hey guys, can my GF go to the book shop?" "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" "OK, then."
"Sure, of course! I always love going to the bookstore." The pretty girl said.
"A little too much." The red head she kissed said and she playfully elbowed him in the ribs, laughing.
This is my review: It still sucks. Please grow an imagination.