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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 1, 2010 17:06:05 GMT -8
I've been on a lot of RP forums before, but I've never come across something like this.
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Post by Spectraitor on Dec 2, 2010 13:32:58 GMT -8
I've been on a lot of RP forums before, but I've never come across something like this. How about something like this:
A Prominent Occurrence
Samedi paced up and down, jiggling his fingers. His very good friend, Mary Sue Lipstick, had arranged to meet him here on a mecha. "I have something turgid to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Lipstick was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Samedi expected to see her bounce up, her luxurious hair streaming behind her and her brilliant eyes aglow.
Samedi heard footsteps, but they seemed rather resplendent for a delicate and passionate girl like Mary Sue Lipstick, whose tread was dazzling. He turned around and found Alastor staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Alastor said hoarsely. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Samedi had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so weakly. "Mary Sue Lipstick asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Alastor, his bosom began to throb deceptively.
"Oh," Alastor said, manly. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Samedi said and caught Alastor by his faise. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Alastor said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like one unified soul, unmatched in perfection..
From behind a lollipop, Mary Sue Lipstick watched with a bejeweled light in her adoring eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Samedi/Alastor". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the narwhal from extinction.
The Battle For The Butter
On a mecha, Samedi licked his butter. He had been busy with the butter for hours and now wanted nothing more than a passionate cuddle or a luxurious massage from his lover Alastor.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his adoring Alastor appeared at the door, grinning hoarsely.
"Put down the butter," Alastor said ferociously. "Unless you want me to lick that butter on your faise."
Samedi put down the butter. He was prominent. He had never seen Alastor so resplendent before and it made him turgid.
Alastor picked up the butter, then withdrew a lipstick from his bosom. "Don't be so prominent," Alastor said with a resplendent grimace. "A narwhal bit my fingers this morning, and everything became brilliant. Now with this butter and this lipstick I can ferociously rule the world!"
Samedi clutched his dazzling fingers manly. This was his lover, his adoring Alastor, now staring at him with a resplendent bosom.
"Fight it!" Samedi shouted. "The narwhal just wants the butter for his own adoring devices! He doesn't love you, not the passionate way I do!"
Samedi could see Alastor trembling manly. Samedi reached out his faise and touched Alastor's bosom ferociously. He was adoring, so adoring, but he knew only his dazzling love for Alastor would break the narwhal's spell.
Sure enough, Alastor dropped the butter with a thunk. "Oh, Samedi," he squealed. "I'm so passionate, can you ever forgive me?"
But Samedi had already moved on a mecha. Like one unified soul, unmatched in perfection., he pressed his faise into Alastor's bosom. And as they fell together in a brilliant fit of love, the butter lay on the floor, turgid and forgotten.
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Post by samedi on Dec 2, 2010 13:45:13 GMT -8
...What mockery is this!
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Post by Spectraitor on Dec 2, 2010 13:58:44 GMT -8
No mockery atall. I filled out the forms very seriously. You would not be able to fathom the graveness of my expression as I contemplated which words to use and what metaphor to write. It took me at least five minutes for that last actually.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 2, 2010 18:39:59 GMT -8
I've been on a lot of RP forums before, but I've never come across something like this. That's what makes us awesome. XD (or depraved either one.) Sooo... UlfrXRatio anyone? *shotshotshot*
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 2, 2010 18:52:57 GMT -8
Actually, I won't lie, that would work. Ulfr, as a form of ultimate evil, has seduced people to the dark side before in similar ways. This includes wise kings he turned into tyrants, or just the everyman he turns into a mass serial killer.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 2, 2010 19:27:38 GMT -8
Seeing as Ratio is only about a skip and a hop from being a serial killer/mass murderer himself that actually would work really well XDD
Plus Ratio can be a little strange himself. Not all the times but he has his moods. XD this could work
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Post by Spectraitor on Dec 2, 2010 19:37:20 GMT -8
Mufufufufu excellent. Now that we have Prime agreeing it'll be the simplest of things to lead him further down into darkne- Sunshine and rainbows. Yesh. >>
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 2, 2010 19:39:37 GMT -8
Truthfully, I don't mind this, as long as Tyler's not dragged into this, that would technically be pedophilia.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 2, 2010 20:04:28 GMT -8
Not if it was Shane on Tyler. Shane is 14. Tyler is 11. =P
ShaneXArdentXTyler
Boy love triangle!! =D *shotshotshotshotshot* *Reallyneedstostopthinkinglikethis*
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Post by Spectraitor on Dec 2, 2010 20:12:07 GMT -8
Not if it was Shane on Tyler. Shane is 14. Tyler is 11. =P ShaneXArdentXTyler Boy love triangle!! =D *standingovation'd* *Reallyshouldkeepthinkinglikethis* Fixed for ya.
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Post by samedi on Dec 2, 2010 20:37:04 GMT -8
Worrying.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 3, 2010 4:09:05 GMT -8
*Looks at Samedi's sig* Also worrying. XD
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Post by samedi on Dec 3, 2010 4:34:38 GMT -8
It's one of your more controversial quotes, yes. *srsface*
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 3, 2010 7:13:04 GMT -8
Damn, I never get sigged.
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Post by Penny Royals on Dec 3, 2010 7:28:57 GMT -8
Damn, I never get sigged. Neither do I. ...Though I do sig other people. Like Jaybee. I don't have him anymore though. I don't know why...
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 3, 2010 7:34:54 GMT -8
Damn, I never get sigged. Neither do I. ...Though I do sig other people. Like Jaybee. I don't have him anymore though. I don't know why... Haha wrong. =D
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 3, 2010 7:37:50 GMT -8
Oh come on, when I said that, I didn't mean take pity and sig the statement that I never get sigged! XD
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Post by Spectraitor on Dec 3, 2010 7:42:08 GMT -8
Oh Pichu, Oh you~
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 3, 2010 7:58:29 GMT -8
It's not pity. It's the irony. Sweet, sweet irony. =3
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Post by Penny Royals on Dec 3, 2010 15:11:01 GMT -8
XD Niiiiice.
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Post by WolfBloodRei on Dec 3, 2010 18:03:34 GMT -8
Damn, I never get sigged. Neither do I. ...Though I do sig other people. Like Jaybee. I don't have him anymore though. I don't know why...
I never get sigged either, but that may be a good thing. I'm too much of crazy psycho! XD
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Post by samedi on Dec 3, 2010 18:06:39 GMT -8
Always the sigger but never the sigged U_U.
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 3, 2010 19:30:32 GMT -8
...Okay, now you both are TRYING to get into surfingpichu's sig.
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Post by samedi on Dec 3, 2010 19:37:38 GMT -8
Alas, 'tis not my place to be sigged. Not I that fights on 'til immortal days grow old. Yet plain time, thyme is the spice of spices that shall hold this era of crude happenings, and anon we shall rejoice.
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 3, 2010 19:39:43 GMT -8
....lolwut?
Just kidding... just kidding...
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 3, 2010 19:45:45 GMT -8
*doesn't actually have anymore room in my sig*
^_^;; Don't shoot?
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 3, 2010 19:51:00 GMT -8
Don't worry. I'm not interested.
The others, however, might be tempted to pull out their AK-47s, my advice, take Shadowfax and ride into the sunset!
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 3, 2010 19:58:10 GMT -8
Eeep! *rides like the wind*
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Post by samedi on Dec 3, 2010 19:58:11 GMT -8
In twine, trapped light screams and writhes foreshadowing the day, for that is what is and what does. Quoteth he that meanth, and let him be qouteth by another so that he may live forever more in the blackness of thyme. Lest his name be that of cake, ever deceitful.
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