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Post by samedi on Dec 9, 2010 13:01:52 GMT -8
"You will neeeeveeeeer, I said neeeeeveeeer," Samedi began, voice deep and melodious. "Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-," Various glass objects exploded as the pitch of his voice increased. "-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake my pieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." The crescendo was reached as his voice went so low that the lights flickered.
Ratio, or rather Ardent, grabbed Ardent's leg(Or was it Ratio's?)and hung him upside down. "That was my only pencil."
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Post by Alastor on Dec 9, 2010 13:05:36 GMT -8
Alastor smirked at his summer job as a mad sciencist's only invention working. ...Until another window was broken as Deadpool and a Prinny clawed in. "Uh... Dood, what the hell happened?!" the Prinny asked.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 9, 2010 13:25:32 GMT -8
"Oh my god, a Prinny! MUST THROW!" Brianna cried with Shane's voice. "PRINNY-DOUKEN!" S(he) said as the Prinny was thrown directly at Ardent's...er, Ratio's...or, Ratio who was inhabiting Ardent. Straight to the temple, to boot. The ensuing explosion rocked the whole room for a moment. "Wow...that sucker has some oomph in him!" Brianna added before gaining an idea with a nasty grin. "Hey wait...since I have HIS body and Ratio and Ardent switched..."
She made Shane's body walk in between the two, pushing them apart. "Excuse me, both of you have awesome magic, and I'm real proud of ya, and Imma let you finish, but Shane's magic is the best magic of all time!" She said before jumping into the air and creating a sword of fire, downstabbing the ground to create a small blast of it to engulf Ardent and Ratio. "OF ALL TIME!" "She did not...just go there." I replied in Brianna's voice.
"Hold on one moment! If I can still talk in my body, why is Shane here, too!?~" Brandon sang. "He said we might get both stipulations at the same time, that's why.~" Twili replied, songfully...wait, that's not a word.
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Post by samedi on Dec 9, 2010 13:38:17 GMT -8
"Tell me Mr Anderson Brianna, how is it you are able to cast a spell...when you are unable to speak?" Ardent!Ratio said smugly as Brianna's colossal mouth fused shut.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 9, 2010 13:46:58 GMT -8
(Ah, the ! trick helps. XD)
Brianna!Shane thought about that statement for a moment. "I suppose that would be a bit of a problem, seeing as that ole Silenced ailment prevents anything other than bonking someone with a weapon or using potions." "WAIT, you didn't use the right notatio-" I!Brianna got out before being unable to speak. Quite a bit of muffling could be heard, which would include tons of inaudible swearing. "Impressive...most impressive." Brianna!Shane remarked. "Forgot one thing, though." A grin appeared on said face before running around Ardent!Ratio and stabbing him in the back. It was than done to Ratio!Ardent, only with twice the strength. "Wrong target, moron."
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Post by samedi on Dec 9, 2010 13:59:08 GMT -8
Ardent!Ratio easily caught Brianna!Shane's hand, and began turning the knife back on her/him/it. "Just saving you for last." He drawled, dropping Ratio!Ardent to restrain Brianna!Shane's other hand, before pressing the flat of the blade against her/his/it's neck.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 9, 2010 14:14:18 GMT -8
"Heh heh...no need for that kind of threat, now!" Brianna!Shane said, sounding desperate. "Er...aha! It's Morphi-oh crap, don't have that with Shane's body...nor could I reach it in the first place."
Getting an idea, I muffled the same phrase she attempted, also attempting to muffle the Dragonzord's name. Once the Green Ranger suit was one me, Brandon and Twili stepped forward as well. "Guess it's our time to chime (in)!~" Twili sung. "It's Morphin' Time!~" Brandon added. "Huh...just like that one episode of Zeo." Brianna!Shane noted. The song effect had no effect on the sequence, with the two shouting "TIGERZORD!" and "PTERODACTYL!" like normal...however, it went back to affecting them once it ended. "Unhand her, Ardent!~" Brandon sang as he attempted to stab Ardent!Ratio with Saba, with Twili firing Power Bow arrows at him to add damage while I zapped Ardent!Ratio with lightning.
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Post by samedi on Dec 9, 2010 14:34:02 GMT -8
Ardent!Ratio simply moved Brianna!Shane in front of himself, using her as a human shield. "Interesting how you demanded I unhand the person who tried to murder me, just before you also try to kill me."
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 9, 2010 16:08:25 GMT -8
Ratio!Ardent frowned, not enjoying this one bit. There were Ardent and Brianna hopelessly abusing his powers without the slightest clue of how to use them effectively. A couple of aimless spell slingers well... slinging spells.
He looked up at Ardent!Ratio, who was currently fighting against Shane!Brianna and Twili who of course hadn't changed bodies at all.
"Hey!" he said stepping in front of Ardent!Ratio, "I'm going to need that body later on. If you damage it I'm going to be most annoyed with you." he glared at the girl, realizing that his slightly prepubescent voice wasn't helping his case any, he shook himself, "Ye gods do I sound annoying." he shook himself, "Ah well, no matter." he summoned some of Ardent's innate power up, "I wonder what I can do with all this." he targeted Twili, aiming a blasting spell at her head, and letting Ardent's magic carry the rest. The gods knew he couldn't do much more with that body.
"Oh no you don't!" Shane!Brandon rushed in, knocking Brianna!Shane out of the way of the attack, brandishing a sword at Ardent!Ratio, "Not so fast, Ardent! You aren't going to lay a hand on her... him... him her... ah.." he frowned, shaking himself, "What ever that thing is... it doesn't matter, I'm still going to try and kill you."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 9, 2010 16:57:32 GMT -8
"'Brandishing a-', you realize he ALREADY had Saba out and that he's in full-on White Ranger mode, right? How did he have ANOTHER sword on him when he can't reach the normal sword!?" I!Brianna shouted at Pichu, making it seem awkward that someone was legitimately arguing in Brianna's voice.
"Just say 'on her', already, Half-Mage. Might be strange, but you gotta deal with it until it wears off. By the way, thanks for the save!" Brianna!Shane said to...well, Shane!Brandon.
Meanwhile, Twili aimed an arrow directly at the spell, slicing through it and making it split apart into smaller spells before letting it hit her. She then brought out a small, thin, pink object, whose use could be quite questionable until put into effect. "Pterodactyl Thunder Whip!~" She yelled, swinging the object to create a pink whip. "Have a nice trip!~" She said, tripping up Ardent!Ratio first. "See ya next fall!~" She added, doing the same to Ratio!Ardent. "Buh bye!~" Brandon added as well, stabbing both bodies with each sword. I!Brianna finished up by zapping both with more lightning. "Gotta love it."
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Post by samedi on Dec 9, 2010 17:16:16 GMT -8
Ardent!Ratio simply teleported before the pink whip could reach him, appearing right in front of Twili. His hands buzzed with electricity and he channelled it through her before smashing her into the floor face first.
"Bitch." He commented dryly.
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Post by Alastor on Dec 9, 2010 17:24:34 GMT -8
Alastor saw the Trio Rangers and, not wanting to be out done, pulled out an odd belt and putting it on, pulled out two USBs, tossing one at Anti. "Henshin!" he yelled, putting one in one of the two slots. "CYCLONE!"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 9, 2010 18:32:29 GMT -8
"Uh, question!" Brianna!Shane shouted. "Why can Sky speak again? He was silenced before!" "Uh...transforming heals certain ailments and doesn't heal others?" I totally BS'd on the spot, forgetting that plot point before.
Brandon could feel anger rushing threw him as Twili was smashed into the ground. "Why...you...little...~" He said with rising octaves. "ENOUGH MUSICAL CRAP!" He screamed out of song, rushing over to Ardent!Ratio and grabbing him by the throat. Even with the Ranger powers, picking him up was out of the question, so the "choking a bitch" maneuver was necessary. "You can toss me around all you like, and even Brianna to an extent but the moment you hurt Twili AND insult her is when you piss off the bull! NOW HERE COMES THE HORNS!!" He added, running Saba through Ratio's body. "And like I give a crap what happens to your body, Ratio..."
The rest of the group was in shock, even Twili, who tried to recover after that brutal hit.
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Post by samedi on Dec 9, 2010 19:03:48 GMT -8
Even Samedi looked down, amazed that Brandon was able to stab the wrong person when he had his target at sword point. Fail. Ardent!Ratio just smiled a mirthless smile. "Wrong notation." He said before head-butting I!Brandon and grabbing his swordarm. He then pushed him back before yanking him in, elbowing him to the head sharply, disarming him.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 9, 2010 19:18:15 GMT -8
"Back up, back up, now you're cheating! He ran it through Ratio's body. You're in Ratio's body. THAT LITERALLY MEANT RATIO'S NORMAL BODY. WHICH YOU'RE IN." I!Brianna shouted at Ardent. "Just for that cheat, I get another..." Brandon said before summoning Saba as if it were a Keyblade. "However, I won't be too cheap with it. One free re-do, that's all." He said before repeating the same action as before. "The damn target was Ardent!Ratio the whole time, now do it right, darn you! I don't care if that means shrugging it off and throwing him down, let the stab count." I!Brianna whined said before pouting.
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Post by Alastor on Dec 9, 2010 19:22:55 GMT -8
Alastor watched with amusement on his face, "Love to help but Double's henshin needs a second person with a Memory."
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 9, 2010 19:27:30 GMT -8
Ratio!Ardent only could stare at Brandon, unable to believe his eyes. "D-.. did you just..." he blinked, "Well you r-.. rat bastard..." and then he died.
Shane!Brandon frowned, "Wait a second.." he glanced at Ardent!Ratio, "You realize that if we switch back now you don't have anywhere to go, right?"
He crept up behind him, "And for that." He grabbed Alastor's body switching gun and fired it at Ardent!Ratio.
Pichu looked down, "Quite." she said, "Poor Ratio. He always dies.
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Post by samedi on Dec 9, 2010 19:50:46 GMT -8
Ardent simply sidestepped Brandon and gave him a kick. "Ratio's body is now my body. Not my fault you have little honour or intellect." He replied evenly, only to see Shane!Brandon fire a weapon at him just before a Ringwraith walked into the room.
((Aha, ahaha, BWHAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!))
Nazgul!Ratio screeched and ran into the shadows. Ardent!Nazgul just stood there looking awesome for a moment.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 9, 2010 20:06:47 GMT -8
Ratio!Ardent blinked, staring at the Nazgul that was now Ardent. He looked at Ardent!Nazgul. Then he looked at Nazgul!Ratio.
"Alright, what the fuck was that all about?" Ratio!Ardent asked, quite unable to come up with anything else.
Shane!Brandon blinked, "You curse?"
Ratio!Ardent, "Now I do. It deserved it." he stared at Nazgul!Ratio, "No really, just... just... what the fuck?"
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Post by Alastor on Dec 9, 2010 20:22:46 GMT -8
Alastor finally said screw it and tossed the Kamen Rider Double transformation belt at Anti running off, and put on his Supervillianperson costume. He the blasted Code Geass' Zero song as he flying kicked Ardent!Nazgul, "MORALLY DOUBIOUS SUPERPERSON MAO-KEY HAS ARRIVED!" he yelled in a hammy voice.
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Post by samedi on Dec 9, 2010 20:29:03 GMT -8
Samedi, noticing pichu hadn't moved for awhile, raised a wiffle bat and bonked her on the head, laughing almost manically. Ardent!Nazgul stalked into the room, taller than all, robes blacker than night.
He reached Ratio. "Problem?" He asked, stepping forward quickly as Alastor sailed right past him.
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Post by Alastor on Dec 9, 2010 20:35:38 GMT -8
Mao, having missed his target, landed. ... Horribly. "OW!" He yelled.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 10, 2010 6:27:06 GMT -8
"Okay, back up again! Who in the hell is Nazgul!?" I!Brianna shouted again. "And how did he just have people switch bodies like crazy!?"
"Wait, why are you so surprised that Ratio swears? For someone like him, I'm shocked that he DOESN'T do it often. I'm honestly waiting for him to go 'shut the fuck up' to Brianna already." Brandon said to Shane...who was in his mind, making an awkward conversation.
"Brandon..." Twili got out, out of song as well. The attack from before might have cut that off. Brandon took note and ran right over to her. "You alright?"
"Oh, for...Sky, since you're in me, give me a moment." Brianna!Shane said before digging into her original body's pockets. "...I don't think I need to say how insanely weird this is." I!Brianna noted. "Just give me a sec!" Brianna!Shane said before digging some more. A few bottles breaking were heard from the hyperspace. "Whoops...hope you didn't need those Potions." After, digging even more, a cow's moo was heard for whatever reason. "Woah, that ain't it!" "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KEEPING A COW IN HERE FOR!?" I!Brianna yelled. "Cow not important!" was the reply given. "But, THIS is!" Out came her Keyblade-style Zeonizer. "It's Morphin' Time! Keyblade Zeo Ranger Four, Green!" Brianna!Shane then became a green armored...Ventus? "DAMN YOUR HEIGHT, SHANE! Oh, whatever...now that Brandon is too busy fawning over Twili, it's my turn!"
"Fawning over-she got beaten the crap out of! What do you expect me to do!?" Brandon yelled at his sister. "Okay...pretty nasty headache I got from that...so no yelling, please." Twili softly said.
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Post by Little Death on Dec 10, 2010 10:51:29 GMT -8
A large sickle swung low to the ground between everyone, nearly skinning a few of them. A few moments later, LD appear in the air, looking flustered and starting pulling the sickle up towards her by it's chain. "I swear, I'm going to smother Kuronue the next time he tries playing with my weapons," she grumbled.
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Post by Alastor on Dec 10, 2010 21:08:16 GMT -8
Alastor noting how having a character of his fight was a bad idea, grabbed his ray gun, setting it on 'actually a laserbeam'. "THIS SHOULD WORK!" he yelled, firing it at the hole made by LD's sickle. As the smoke cleared, two beings appeared; one seemingly a teenage with blue hair and another Prinny albeit one wearing a red scarf. "Who dares disturb the great Laharl?!" the teenager yelled, obiviously pissed off. "He did! GO KICK HIS ASS!" Alastor yelled, pointing at Ardent!Nazgul.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 11, 2010 5:08:59 GMT -8
Though it wasn't visible, Brianna!Shane's face lit up the moment Laharl and the second Prinny appeared. She ran right over to Laharl and patted his ridiculous-looking hair. "Good to see ya, Laharl! Finally, an established character other than Deadpool, Shane or me who loves to cause as much chaos as humanly...or in your case, demon-ly possible! Name's Brianna, by the way, and don't ask about the temporarily male voice despite that name. Just a body swap spell that I'll fix in a jiffy. And, now that that intro's over...TEAM UP FIGHTY TIME!" She said, summoning a random Keyblade.
"Oh...dear...lord." I!Brianna said in response. "Talk about 'this battle is about to explode!'" "I think we should take that literally." Brandon said, turning back to Twili. "I can tell you're giving me that worried sick look inside of that helmet. You don't need to stop fighting just to help me right now. I'll be fine." Twili said, still holding her head in pain. "I'll give you two reasons why he should." I!Brianna replied, puzzling Twili. "One: This place helps to overly exaggerate character personalities, so jumping the gun to help you would practically be his forte here. And, two: I have yet to actually get the fact that you two are supposed be canon anywhere. Sure, I named the canon, but that's it. I need an example of it to work out so it can be squeezed in to normal RP's." "Uh...I guess Sky has a point there. Two, in fact. Besides, neither of us really have to fight right now anyway if we stay out of it. We can just enjoy the entertainment together, right?" Brandon said, reverting out of his Ranger armor. "Yeah, I'd like that." Twili said, doing the same with her armor. The two then sat down on a nearby couch, and almost magically summoned some popcorn to share between them as the next portion of the fight unfolds.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 12, 2010 10:31:00 GMT -8
"Oh damn..." Shane!Brandon gaped at Laharl, "Why do I get the feeling I know you?"
"Ahh!" Pichu gave a cry, clinging desperately to the back of Samedi's chair, "Why would you do that?"
Shane!Brandon stared at Ardent!Nazgul for a few seconds, "You realize he's... dead right? Ratio got stabbed. That happens to him a lot." he frowned, "Though I'm starting to wonder how he can talk."
"I've broken the rules before." Ratio!Ardent replied, "Already came back from the dead once. Get that Nazgul out of my body by the way! It's annoying."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 12, 2010 11:16:27 GMT -8
"Shane, it's kinda hard for us to enjoy this scene if you keep making me talk like that." Brandon said. "That and you can't enjoy that popcorn." Twili teased him with the still near-full bucket. "Hey, gimmie some!" Brandon replied, trying to get the bucket while Twili kept pulling it back. "Oh, come on! Whaddya doing this for!?" "I just need a quick laugh after that minor concussion. Brianna's obviously too busy at the moment, so...this will do." Twili answered. "Damn it, Twili!" Brandon responded, reaching for the bucket constantly. "Jordan, gimmie that thing or so help me..." "So help me what? It's just a small tease!" Twili argued. "Or the insults will start coming. And I know a perfectly good way to start it off...with your nickname." Brandon replied, pointing to the top of the web page. "You wouldn't." Twili coldly said back. "Oh ho ho, I would. I know you didn't get that name from it...but it makes for a good target if you tick me off." Brandon dared. Twili shrugged and gave up the bucket shortly afterward, pushing Brandon off the couch as soon as he took a single handful. His face had gone right into the huge batch of popcorn. "Not so tough now, are ya, Bran Muffin!?" Twili said with a grin, making both Brandon's and Brianna's...well, my face drop.
"You...dirty...snake!" We both said.
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Post by Little Death on Dec 12, 2010 15:38:35 GMT -8
"Bwahahaha! Bran Muffin! That's almost as good as your nicknames, Urameshi!" Kuwabara laughed, leaning against a wall almost as if he had been there the entire time Yusuke was standing next to him, grin deviously as he looked around the room at all the ladies. LD sighed, floating down to the two men. "How the hell did you two escape, and don't even think about it, Yusuke Urameshi," she said, grabbing him by the ear. Yusuke winced. "Damn it, LD! You're worse than Botan when it comes to being a prude." LD rolled her eyes. "Believe me, Spirit Detective, I am far from being a prude. The things I've done would make your toes curl in delight at just trying to imagine it. Of course, imaging is all you're capable of, seeing as how Keiko has you on such a tight leash." Kuwabara let out another loud bark of laughter. "Wait," he said, stopping, "What's prude mean?" LD and Yusuke sighed, shaking their heads and looking at each other.
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 12, 2010 15:53:14 GMT -8
Prime quickly opened the door and said, "What'd I miss?"
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