G-Viral
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Post by G-Viral on Jan 21, 2011 19:52:07 GMT -8
Before more dialogue between the awesome that is Kamina and Simon could continue, another Gunman crashed through the ceiling.
"You goddamn naked monkeys," came Viral's voice from the cockpit, "Today's the day I finally get payback for all the times the two of you embarrassed me! I will be your shows buttmonkey no more!"
Somewhere in the room, Nikopol started playing, foreshadowing an epic battle.
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Post by mekasoundwave on Jan 21, 2011 19:54:56 GMT -8
"....How'd you find us? Where are we, anyways?! Forget it..."
Simon ran back and climbed into Lagann again.
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Post by Alastor on Jan 21, 2011 19:55:49 GMT -8
"...Who's that guy again?" Kamina asked Simon and Yoko, completely unaware of who Viral was.
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Post by aquadragon94 on Jan 21, 2011 19:57:54 GMT -8
Yoko shot off a few rounds at Viral's ganmen, completely disregarding the fact that there was a molepig jammed in between her boobage. Poor Boota got the ride of his life as he was bounced around like he was stuck in a blender. A very squishy, warm, blender.
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Brandon Skyblade
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Jan 21, 2011 19:59:02 GMT -8
"Oooooh, mech fight!" Brianna said, getting some popcorn to watch. She pushed Brandon and Twili (who were still sleeping on the couch) to the far side of said couch while she sat down on it. "Sky, over here! Best seat in the house!" She shouted as I reluctantly joined her, periodically taking some of the popcorn.
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Post by mekasoundwave on Jan 21, 2011 20:03:59 GMT -8
"I think he's Viral, " Simon said. "I think he hates us."
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Post by Alastor on Jan 21, 2011 20:10:39 GMT -8
"Why though? Is he our archenemy or somethin'?" Kamina said, returning to his gunman.
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Post by aquadragon94 on Jan 21, 2011 20:13:05 GMT -8
Yoko rolled her eyes. "He only tried to kill you, I don't know, multiple times Kamina. I think you should remember that at least."
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G-Viral
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Post by G-Viral on Jan 21, 2011 20:15:27 GMT -8
"What!? I'm your guys friggin' rival! I'm the only recurring villain in this show!" Viral was pissed off for still being treated like a woobie after making a big entrance and threatening speech. "I WAS going to make a big deal out of this, y'know, have an epic staredown and fling some insults, but now I'm just going to kick your asses straight to hell!" The gunman Viral piloted drew two giant-ass swords from apparently out of nowhere.
"Let's go!"
He charged at Gurren, completely ignoring the unwritten rule of giant mecha combat: always allow your opponent to perform any charge-ups for final attacks or combinations that may be necessary to making the battle bigger and more epic than before.
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Post by Alastor on Jan 21, 2011 20:22:10 GMT -8
"Guess he never made a-" Kamina started, only to be interupted by Viral's attack. Ducking he grabbed Lagann, shoving the tiny gunman on top of his as Gurren Lagann was formed. "LET'S GO ASSHOLE!" Kamina yelled.
Hazama sat next to Brianna, "Oh this'll be fun."
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G-Viral
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Post by G-Viral on Jan 21, 2011 20:24:32 GMT -8
And Gattai Nante Kuso Kurae started playing, foreshadowing an epic yet unfortunate beatdown for Viral in the near future.
"You shitty monkeys... I'm going to cut you in half!" Viral sliced down, and the awesome conflict began properly.
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Post by aquadragon94 on Jan 21, 2011 20:25:11 GMT -8
Yoko took a moment to admire the intricate transformation sequence of the Gurrn-Lagann. It was always strange how time seemed to stop during the union of the two robots, almost like...nothing was supposed to attack it. She shook off those strange thoughts and focused on the task at hand.
There was one angry cat-shark thing that needed to be put down.
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Post by joseph on Jan 21, 2011 20:26:46 GMT -8
Joseph ate the world. The end.
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Post by Alastor on Jan 21, 2011 20:30:40 GMT -8
Alastor slapped joseph, reminding him that only OPs and mods can end games. --- Gurren Lagann formed a drill, matching blades with Enkiduu's.
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Post by mekasoundwave on Jan 21, 2011 20:37:40 GMT -8
Simon was a bit nervous, but remembered they'd beaten Viral at least three times now.
Boota hopped out of Yoko's cleavage, trying to whisper an idea he had in her ear. "Buu, Buu bu bu!"
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Post by aquadragon94 on Jan 21, 2011 20:37:50 GMT -8
Suddenly, the battle was interrupted by a mighty roar coming from beyond the arena. With a crash that shook the earth, a gigantic cyborg brontosaurus entered the battlefield, shooting at the combatants with its machine guns.
((IT'S NOT ACTUALLY HOLDING A MACHINE GUN. THEY ARE ATTACHED TO ITS SIDE. JUST THOUGH YOU NEEDED TO KNOW.))
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Post by mekasoundwave on Jan 21, 2011 20:42:03 GMT -8
(( BRONTOSAURUS IS AN ARCHAIC TERM. IT'S APATOSAURUS))
"Bro!" Simon yelled down to Kamina. "What's that thing?!"
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Post by Alastor on Jan 21, 2011 20:42:46 GMT -8
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Kamina yelled as Gurren Lagann used Ekiduu as a shield, "AGAIN?"
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Post by aquadragon94 on Jan 21, 2011 20:45:29 GMT -8
((THAT'S THE POINT. )) "Oh hell." Yoko said, frantically retreating from the raging robotic reptile. 'I thought I got all of them." More roars sounded in the distance, and they were closing fast.
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Post by G-Viral on Jan 21, 2011 20:46:41 GMT -8
"Hey! Get the hell out of here, I'm not your meat shield!" Viral screamed. He dodged out of the way of the cyber-dino and said, "I guess I have to kill this stupid thing before I can have my revenge!"
(Giga Drill Breaker its ass! Do eet! DO EET!)
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Post by joseph on Jan 21, 2011 20:47:15 GMT -8
Joseph slapped Alastor back for decapitalizing his name.
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Post by aquadragon94 on Jan 21, 2011 20:50:01 GMT -8
Yoko was sorely tempted to break the fourth wall and say something, but decided now was not the time. Only now did she hear the molepig squeaking in her ear.
"What is it Boota?" She asked as she fired off more rounds at the cyborg.
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Post by mekasoundwave on Jan 21, 2011 20:51:27 GMT -8
Simon grabbed at the controls to grab Viral's mech again.
"Let's kill two birds with one stone, Bro! Throw him at that... thing!"
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Post by mekasoundwave on Jan 21, 2011 20:55:45 GMT -8
Yoko was sorely tempted to break the fourth wall and say something, but decided now was not the time. Only now did she hear the molepig squeaking in her ear. "What is it Boota?" She asked as she fired off more rounds at the cyborg. Boota further explained his plan: Get Viral out of his gunman and hijack it to help Gurren Lagann. Which sounded like a whole lot of "Bu's" and "Buu's".
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Post by aquadragon94 on Jan 21, 2011 21:01:36 GMT -8
Yoko frowned at the molepig's bubu-ing. It would've been an amazingly detailed, almost foolproof plan. Sadly, Yoko did not speak molepig, so she just ignored Boota and tried to keep them from getting squished by the cyborg dinosaur.
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Post by Alastor on Jan 21, 2011 21:01:48 GMT -8
"Simon, I've got an idea!" Kamina yelled as Gurren ripped Lagann off it's top and shoved it on top of Ekiduu. "HI-JACK IT SIMON!!"
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Post by G-Viral on Jan 21, 2011 21:08:46 GMT -8
Inwardly, Viral was crying. Why couldn't he ever have nice things? It seemed like the one thing nobody could ever take from him was his shiny, shiny teeth. Outwardly, he was shaking his controls in rage and screaming something about lobotomising Simon and Kamina's mothers. But Simon was in control now, so he couldn't really do anything else.
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Post by aquadragon94 on Jan 21, 2011 21:18:09 GMT -8
((I LOL'D))
Yoko ran out in front of the beast, trying to get its attention away from the the two mechs so Simon would have enough time to override the Ekiduu. Sadly, she was unaware of the fact that no transformation/overrding scences can be distracted except for major plot points. Her tactic worked, but it hadn't served any purpose at all. Still, now she had a giant monster on her tail. still, Yoko was here to waste ammo and kick ass, and she was all out of ass.
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Post by mekasoundwave on Jan 21, 2011 21:21:13 GMT -8
The Drill that was now the lower part of Lagann's Body (for now) Rammed through Ekiduu.
"MANLY ROBOT THEIVERY.... Something-LAGANN!!!!"
Simon went right to work on attacking the Robotosaur, throwing one of it's bades at the Terrible Mechanical Lizard.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Jan 22, 2011 5:54:53 GMT -8
"Take my popcorn and I'm sending you right back to Kagutsuchi. It's for my friends and Sky only...unless Shane decides to wake the hell up already, then he's in this, too." Brianna said, still watching the mech fight.
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