RPU Vs. Twilight.

[Brianna Ravenquist]

Instead of the cliched Edward saving Bella, she decided to act herself, hefted the Van in mid air and set it down. She smiled at her handiwork.

[Anya the Purple]

Edward barely glanced up as his wife stopped the van in midair. "Nessie, you know we don't eat humans," he chided gently. He turned back to the group. "Not all of us can read minds; it's just me," he said. "Anyway, we do seriously need to know what's going on here. Where were you last?"

Colin had squeaked and ducked behind Joselyn when the van came crashing at them. Now, he stood up again, breathing hard. "W-we'd like to know," he said, not looking up. He always had trouble talking to new people.

Joselyn shook her head. "Another universe, I think. Then there was this crazy reality warping going on, and we ended up here."

"Reality warping?" Leah sounded interested.

[Darth Pichu]

(( But, if Shane was driving doesn't that technically make this "Team Shane's van" now? =P))

Renesmee pouted, "But mommy!" she whined, "You never let me taste people blood, and it smells so good. This guy smells really nice and sweet too. Come on, just a taste wouldn't hurt him."

Wyatt trembled a little, "Please, the less comments about how I smell would be best thankyou."

Shane screamed again. This time it wasn't because of vague. It was more because they were plummetting through the sky at a nearly unstoppable rate. Raining down. Crashing. There was a girl in front of them. Shane braced himself and put up a shielding spell.

There was a crash, a sudden stop, Shane flew through the windshield, protected from glass by his spell, and suddenly found himself laying on top of a groaning figure. He blinked.

"Oh, hi father." Shane grinned.

Wyatt looked up at the strange men that were now dancing around him, "Never mind. I found him." he wheezed. Then he promptly passed out again, probably because his ribcage was smashed by his son hurtling into him like a human bowling ball.

Ratio glanced at the young woman, "Um, you might want to keep that first aid kit around. And perhaps send for some sort of doctor. His ribs look a little smashed."

Shane looked up, "Oh, hi Mana." he waved, "And Ratio and Brianna and.." he frowned, "Who're these people?" his back arched a little. He didn't like strangers much.

[Anya the Purple]

Edward felt as though his brain, though larger than that of a lowly human, was about to explode. Instead of screaming as he wanted to, though, he turned to his wife. "Get Carlisle," he ordered, knowing his father would be best at healing the child.

[bluedemonhybrid]

"Please, someone help us find our baby!" Keiko cried out. "She's lost in the woods somewhere alone, cold and probably hungry!"

Sakura sighed, somewhat contented with the meager meal. At least she knew she wouldn't sleep hungry. She fashioned a few bones into makeshift knives and smothered the fire with dirt, before she climbed up a tree and found a branch that was sturdy, wide enough and just high enough to protect herself from any predators, before she propped herself on the branch and trunk and went to sleep, knowing in a few hours, she'd have to move on.

[Prime Spinosaur]

Mana's eyes widened as Tyler stumbled out of the car. Then he froze all together as he stared down at his older brother, who smiled at him.

At first Tyler thought this was all a dream, and that he'd wake up, his mind playing the ultimate "fuck you" too him.

His eye's started to water as tears flowed down and he gave a slight whimper as he embraced his one armed brother. Mana awkwardly hugging back with only one arm.

[Brianna Ravenquist]

((Who's playing Carlisle? If no one, then I'll do it))

"That's because one you start you can't stop, it's like Pringles", Bella chided. She then dashed away as soon as Edward told her to get Carlisle for the second time.

Brianna, meanwhile, wrapped the fox's bones in the newly dried skin. "Yeah, something happened and we were all dragged here through some sort of multiversal rip".

[Anya the Purple]

((I don't think anyone is playing Carlisle yet))

Joselyn walked over to the hysteric woman, Colin close behind. "We'll help you find your baby," said Joselyn.

"Hold on," Colin said, "I've got to check with Wyatt." He headed over to his mentor. "Is it all right if I go help them?" he asked.

[Darth Pichu]

Wyatt groaned a little bit as a healing spell from Ratio slowly brought him back into consciousness. Colin's voice was echoing in his head.

"What..." it took him a second to make out exactly what the boy was saying. He blinked, staring at him for a second, "Oh... oh umm.. sure.." he nodded, "Just... just don't cast too much. If you start to feel light headed that means you should stop." He lay his head back down. Everyone seemed to be much more worried about Shane, who had managed to keep himself quite safe by cloaking himself in a shielding spell, than they were about him, broken ribs and all. Or.. well not quite as broken now. Ratio had gotten around to fixing them.

Renesmee pouted a little bit, "No one lets me do what I want." she moaned. They were all grown ups. Of course they didn't understand.

"Don't worry Nessie." Jacob grinned, showing a layer of razor sharp teeth "Once this is over, we'll go out and hunt together"

Renesmee nodded, forcing a smile, but on the inside she felt disappointed. Her parents were always so nice to the humans. To them it was tradition, but to her.. well, she'd never been human. She was born a vampire, born to hunt and drink human blood. She didn't see why she had to live by this silly code her parents had made up. It wasn't a part of her life. Maybe when none of them are looking I can sneak a nibble.

The ratty looking young man had lost her attention now. There were two more who had entered the scene and their blood smelled even better. The younger boy who was hugging the strange one armed, one eyed man smelled particularly exotic. Rosy even with a hint of spice to it, and the other one, the older boy smelled sugary, vaguely like some kind of human sweet pop or syrup. Either of them would be perfect. I wouldn't take any directly. she told herself, Maybe if I asked nicely they'd just cut their finger a little and drip it onto my tongue, or let me taste it in a glass or something. It's not like I'd try and turn them or anything, I just want a little nip is all.

[Brianna Ravenquist]

Bella came back with Dr. Cullen, who looked over the crowd. "Who are these people?"

"I don't know...there's a couple people that are hurt and probably need your help".

"Alright, who's in need of medical help?"

[Anya the Purple]

"Okay, thanks," said Colin, heading back to Joselyn and the couple.
"So, where did you see her last?" asked Joselyn. "We can start looking around there."

[Brandon Skyblade]

"Sh-Shane?" Brandon asked, puzzled again. "Uh...aren't you with...?"
"Shane, where's Brianna? Isn't she with you?" Twili asked.
"I hope to god NOT right now, considering what he just came flying out of..." Brandon added.
"Oh...and remember that person that kinda hurt us? ...A lot? Well, somehow we found a parallel him that's good now." Twili explained, pointing at Tristan.

[Darth Pichu]

Wyatt looked up, giving a weak little wave before he fell back to the ground, wheezing.

"Oh what?" Ratio asked, crossing his arms, "I healed you."

"Yes but there are still bits of bone in my lungs I think." Wyatt gasped, "You didn't really pay much attention." He coughed a few spots of blood appearing on his hands. He was Renesmee tense out of the corner of his eye.

"Oh ye gods no." Wyatt inched away, "Ye gods no, please. Don't eat me!"

In the mean time Shane looked up, frowning a bit at Brandon, "Brianna I... honestly I haven't seen her since I was..." he touched his head and shuddered, "Well I haven't seen her. I... I'm really not sure what might have happened."

Ratio frowned, "Really?" he asked, "I thought it was rather obvious what happened." he looked around, "When Ulfr started toying around with the universes everything started to shift about, pulling into alternate planes of reality. It shouldn't be that surprising that as a result we were pulled into this plane of reality here, apparently a universe where there are vampires who can read peoples minds and the like." he shrugged, "Not the worst outcome, we could have been dragged into a universe where air is acid and we exist as one dimensional mindless bugs that exist in a state of perpetual agony, writhing in pain for the few seconds of their short pathetic lives before regenetating and staring the agonizing process over."

Wyatt blinked, "You think about this a lot don't you?"

Ratio shrugged, "I can't read, write or count and porn hasn't been existed yet. I really don't have that much to entertain myself with."

[Prime Spinosaur]

"When I recreated reality, I recreated everyone," said Mana, "everyone should be here, Brianna, might have ended up in another universe. Hopefully not one worse than this."

((Cue Brianna basking in the sun in the tropics sipping on a martini.))

Mana watched the girl tense and scowled for a moment. The situation looked like it was starting to go down hill. He walked over to Wyatt.

"Wyatt is in perfect health."

With that, no transition, Wyatt was perfectly healed.

Mana looked at his only hand. Why don't I feel pain?

[Brandon Skyblade]

*Meanwhile, thousands of miles away...in Florida...which would be Twili's home...at a beach not too far from it*

"I dunno how I ended up back at the old beach back home, but I love it! And I've suddenly become an exception to the drinking age, which is even better!" Brianna said, resetting her sunglasses and picking up a drink. "James, you really DID have good taste with drinks, my good man." She said, sipping the drink. "Now, there's just one thing..." She said, standing up and looking to the sky. "WHERE THE HELL IS SHANE!?" She yelled as the viewpoint shifted back over to your regularly scheduled roleplay.

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"Mana, in all honesty, I prefer what we were IN to this. Well, except for you-know-who being good. That, we can keep." Twili said.
"You're reeeeeeeally not comfortable here, are you?" Brandon asked, getting a glare from her. "Totally not, my mistake."

[Prime Spinosaur]

"I honestly didn't even intend for us to appear in this universe, we were supposed to appear back in SAM and Yoko's word. So this is Ulfr's doing."said Mana.

Meanwhile, in Italy...

"Trololololololololoooool," sang Ulfr as he started to eat his pasta.

[Brianna Ravenquist]

"If everyone was recreated, what happened to Sky?" Brianna asked, "Or was it just us that were active being sucked in?"

((Cue Sky being worried as hell about me not being online and crying his eyes out))

"Maybe it's just us", DJ said.

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Meanwhile, in Florida on the same beach as Brianna, Hikari and Simon were stretched out beside her, relaxing. Well, until Simon got angry.

"Where's my drink, foo?"

[Darth Pichu]

Wyatt gasped sitting up. He blinked looking around, staring at Renesmee who appeared to be salivating, "I'm.. I'm okay really! See? No blood!"

Renesmee frowned a bit, looking a little disappointed. She opened her mouth to say something when all of a sudden sirens sounded behind them and a cop car pulled up on the street.

"Bella, is everything alright?" Charlie asked, rushing up to his daughter, "Did you see that thing at all? Is everyone alright?"

Shane grinned a little, "Hi mister." he said, waving, "Don't worry. I threw fire at it. It's gone now."

Charlie blinked, "Well, still not weirder than all these vampire things. I'll just go with it." he shrugged, "Is everyone okay? Who's supposed to be in charge of these kids anyway?"

"Shane's my son." Wyatt sat up, "I... I thank you. I.. I was wondering where he was."

"Did you realize he was driving a van on his own?" Charlie stared at Wyatt, a look of disapproval in his eyes, "Honestly, what kind of father are you?"

Wyatt looked down, "W-.. well I.. we were separated and..." he blinked, "Wait, what's a van?"

[Prime Spinosaur]

"It's a vehicle," said Mana, "and I didn't know. In fact, we honestly don't exactly know how we got here."

"Or how I got into a van," said Tyler, "But Still VAGUE was chasing us! I wasn't going to let myself get killed by THAT monster!"

"Vague?" said Mana in surprised, "He wasn't even in the universe when I recreated reality."

"Yeah, well, he's back, and super pissed," said Tyler, cringing. "He's probably on his way right now..."

[bluedemonhybrid]

Sakura fell out of the tree four hours after her initial rest with a "Muh!" She got up, dusted herself off, marked them and kept moving. She looked around, the moonlight lighting her way like it's noon as she continued to move, marking as she went.

A few moments later, she sat down and saw an opening by some tree trunks. "What in the world?" She peered inside, seeing four baby rabbits all alone. "Oh no, you poor little things. Where's your mama? She should be here with you guys. I really hope I didn't just eat her." When they woke, the only thing they could do was tremble at the big, humanoid thing with weird eyes staring at them. "Don't worry, I won't hurt any of you. Come on, safety in numbers." She grabbed a leaf and held it up to them. "See? I'm a friendly." She said as she sat up.

They evaluated her. Though the giant's eyes were weird, she didn't seem as bad as the shimmery beings. She didn't sound much like them, for one thing. For another, she wasn't as pale-looking and her hair was much longer. Finally, one rabbit hopped closer to sniff her. Sakura gently began to pet its head and the other three moved to her. She made a small cradle in her shirt as they allowed her to pick them up, before she got up and continued, keeping the spear out of view as she held her shirt cradle up.


Hana, Kitty and Baby popped out of Gingkyo's coat pockets and mewed. Hana started the meows, the other two being not that far behind. "Kitties, Sakura will be all right. Hana, stay here. Sakura will be really mad at me if you're lost." Hana squirmed off after a few moments and ran off. "Hana!"
"Ging, Hana will have great luck finding her. Her sense of smell will help." Keiko said, a hand on her shoulder. "Her ribbon is bright red, remember? Sakura will be easily able to see her."
"That's right. And she can see in the dark." Mitsutaka added, placing a hand on her shoulder. "And she's noisy, so Sakura will hear her sooner or later."

The kitten moved a few paces, smelling the air. She smelled a weak scent of her mistress. She was here, all right. She ran in the direction of her scent.

[Brianna Ravenquist]

Bella looked at her father, "What thing? All I know is that there were these people and then a van came towards me in the air".

Carlisle knelt by Wyatt and examined him, "The blood will pass, you're gonna heal up just fine".

[Anya the Purple]

Joselyn watched the cat run off. "Should we follow it?" she asked the woman.

"I've got a sensory spell up," Colin put in. "I don't have your baby's DNA, so I can't track it, but I should be able to sense a human presence within a ten-foot radius."

[bluedemonhybrid]

Hana continued in the direction. When the smell got stronger, she let out the loudest meow, normally reserved for asking her mistress to let her in her bedroom.

"Go on. Sakura may trust you if you're with her cat. And how far do you think Sakura is?" Keiko asked Colin. "Please sense for her."

Sakura could faintly hear the sound of her cat meowing. "Help is on the way, little ones." She told them as they huddled closer to her before she responded with a humanoid meow, sitting down.

Hana heard the mew and recognized the voice. Mama's here, all right. Hana headed in that direction, the scent getting stronger.

[Darth Pichu]

Shane cringed, "He's coming back for us?" he cried, "Wh-.. what do we do?"

"We can help you fight it." Renesmee grinned, "Right daddy?"

Shane swallowed hard, "Umm.. I..."

Renesmee just smiled, "Here, why don't you all stay with us. It's getting late out, you must want some rest, and you look like you haven't eaten in days." she looked up at Edward, "Daddy, can we take them in?"

Wyatt backed away, "ah.. I'm.. I'm sure we'll.."

"We'd love to." Ratio cut Wyatt off. Wyatt's jaw dropped.

"Ratio, what part of 'they want to eat me' do you not understand?" Wyatt gritted out.

"Not eat you, they just want to suck your blood." Ratio shrugged, "Wouldn't kill you, and you'd end up immortal. I'd say its not a bad trade off if it DOES happen." he looked around, "And after all, they seem like amiable fellows. The more people between me and Vague the better."

Wyatt cringed, "Ratio you can't be serious you..."

"If that'd be alright with you good sir. Don't worry about my apprentice. He can be a bit of a spastic at times."

[Anya the Purple]

Colin closed his eyes, stretching his sensory spell a bit further. "Close, I think," he said. "There's someone about fifteen feet that way." He pointed the direction the cat was facing. Joselyn smiled. She was proud of her brother, even if it was weird that he could do magic.

Edward sighed. "Fine," he said, massaging his temples (though of course he didn't have a headache-that was impossible). "We've got some extra bedrooms you can use. Will those two human children and the people looking for their child be joining you?"

[bluedemonhybrid]

"Thank you." She smiled at them. "Mitsutaka, darling, stay with Gingkyo and the other kittens, make sure they don't run off." Keiko said as she went to follow Hana.

Hana meowed loudly, startling Sakura out of her skin. "Hana?" Hana meowed in reply. She smelled at her shirt as Hana nudged her hand and licked it, before she stood up to tell her to follow. She did, keeping the rabbits close by. A few feet later, she saw a shape of-"Mother? Is that you?"
"Sakura!" Keiko moved closer. She went to hug her, but saw the rabbit kits and settled for a kiss. "Why did you-"
"I'll explain later." She said. Hana acted as a guide, running ahead just long enough to show them the way as Sakura dropped the spear.

Moments later, Hana came back first, running to Gingkyo and followed by mother and daughter. "Where are we?"
"Apparently, Forks, Washington in the United States." Keiko told her. "Now, about the rabbits..."
"Ah. Well, while I was trying to find you guys, I got a little hungry and cooked a rabbit. I think it may have been their mother. All I know is after I fell out of a tree I took a little nap in, I found them alone under one, the poor things." Sakura saw her family and Masayugi and after a few cheek-kisses and a bro-handshake, she knelt in front of Gingkyo, showing her the rabbits.
"Bunnies!" They squeaked in shock and looked a little worried.
"Yes."
"Can we keep them?" Gingkyo asked, staring up at her parents with green Bushbaby eyes and a puppy pout.
"We can keep one. The rest we will have to give away when they're old enough." Mitsutaka said, smiling as he pet them for a bit and allowed Gingkyo to do so. Nobody could resist the Goo-goo eyes of doom, be they from the eldest or the youngest. "Thank you two for helping find my daughter." He said to Joselyn and Colin.

[Brandon Skyblade]

"Wh-when did you two get here!?" Brianna said, startled by Hikari's and Simon's appearances. "Well, whatever. I'm enjoying this solo vacation right-HOW THE HELL DID SKY GET HERE!?" She yelled, looking to her right to see him staring him into space.
"I dunno, but I wish Brienne was here..." Sky replied.
"Dammit, now I have two people interrupting me and my own creator going all Cloud Strife on me! This sucks!" Brianna said, laying down and staring at the sky.
(Running beach gag, anyone?))

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"Well, that was quick. Hey, Sakura! Long time no see!" Brandon said, waving.
"It's only been a day or two." Twili replied.
"Felt like weeks to me." Brandon said back. "Anyway-are those baby bunnies?" He said, reviving his puzzled face.
"Baby what!?" Twili said, jogging over, but keeping her distance. "Aww...they're so cute!"
"Man, Brianna would flip. No human being could resist a sight like that." Brandon said before looking around. "Or...vampire. Maybe not a werewolf, either." God, just being in the same universe freaks me out...

[Darth Pichu]

Wyatt nodded, "I... I think they'll be back." he stammered, unnerved by this big vampire. He was intimidating, and he looked as if he not only could tear Wyatt limb from limb at a thought, but gladly would at any misstep he happened to take. Granted the fact that Wyatt happened to lose his discretion every so often he decided it'd be best if he tread lightly around this man.

"Th-.. the boy is my apprentice, you see. He's... he'll be back here. If he's not by nightfall I'll go looking for him."

Shane followed behind Wyatt closely as the lot of them were led inside, practically clinging to his father. He seemed a little wary of how closely Renesmee was following to him. However, the girl was also sneaking glances at Tyler with a strange, flirtatious look in her eyes. She looked at him as if trying to catch his eye, and then when she succeeded looked away in a hurry. Such strange customs.. Shane sighed, Well, it's only for one night.

At length the girl bounded up to her mother, eyes wide, "Can Jakey stay for dinner, mommy?" she asked, "He keeps me warm and safe." she caught Jacob by the hand, smiling.

[Prime Spinosaur]

Mana had to raise a his only visible eyebrow.

Spending the night in a vampire infested house didn't sound good at all. Especially if they really didn't need any sleep.

He looked down at his brother, squatting down so they could make eye contact and said:

"Tyler, remember that pistol I gave you?"

"Yeah."

"I want you to sleep with that gun within range of your hand," said Mana. He glanced at the Cullen's, and Tyler nodded, somewhat understanding his logic.

[Brianna Ravenquist]

"Oooh...bunnies!" Brianna said, smiling. Tristan squealed and reached out to pick one up.

"They're so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!"

DJ rolled his eyes, "Tristan, you're so girly".

"Anyway, nice to meet you, Sakura", Brianna said, "If that's your name".

"I don't see why not, dear", Bella said, glancing at Jacob. "After all, he's family now".