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Post by blenderbender on Jun 7, 2012 12:09:18 GMT -8
I like your style!
Make a joyful sound! Rose is going down!
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 9, 2012 21:10:27 GMT -8
Ladies, gentlemen, and persons of other genders! I bring to you the Girl Who Lived Drinking Game!
Warning: You WILL get alcohol poisoning from this. Before playing, be certain that you have at least one relative or close friend able and willing to donate part of their liver to you. You will need it.
Everybody ready?
Begin!
1. Take a shot if you read one of the following words:
sensei
any synonym for "naked" (have a bathroom on stand-by)
nature
druid/druidess
Void
Victorian
Minnie
trimmed triangle
adoptive/adopted mother
Padraigin
arrogance/arrogant (oh, the irony)
politician/politics/political
amulet
2. Take a shot for any of the following scenarios:
Rose describes a naked person in nauseating detail (drink some water between shots, it'll help)
Rose fawns over her own looks
Ron is made out to be an idiot
Rose is violent (make sure your liver donor is within easy reach)
Rose condescends/is unjustly disrespectful to someone above her, such as an older student or any adult
Somebody has sex
Rose reveals important plot points way ahead of time.
Rose is close with other girls (but is still so totally straight, yessiree Bob, why do you keep asking?!).
Rose is genocidal about the Dementors.
Rose mentions that she's bestest buddies with Snape.
Rose keeps something a secret for no reason other than so the author won't have to change the plot too much (her friendship w/ Snape, her relationship w/ Cedric, etc).
Rose has her "aura" or "magic potential" swirl around her to bully someone.
Rose narrows her eyes at someone or has them glow/flash. (Have your cellphone ready to dial 911.)
Rose accuses others of being close-minded/ has someone else be OOC to complain about others' close-mindedness.
Rose spouts out an annoying saying to seem more "deep."
People undeservedly fawn over her.
Rose is "mysterious."
If Rose wears/has the illusion of clothes that are WAY inappropriate for someone her age.
Rose does ridiculously advanced magic because "magic is magic."
Feel free to add! Although I think the game as is would require a liver transplant...
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Post by blenderbender on Jun 9, 2012 23:21:02 GMT -8
- Rose gets away with something she had no real reason to get away with.
Geez, I think you could even get water poisoning from this game!
Which is another reason why we need to lock Rose in a room with a bunch of gay/bi/other LGBTQ/non-heterosexual superheroes/supervillains. She'll spout off her mouth, and that will next to certainly be the last time she ever opens it. Especially if Northstar and Mystique are there.
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Post by annoyed on Jun 10, 2012 2:27:57 GMT -8
Or Apollo and Midnighter
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 10, 2012 9:45:27 GMT -8
Or Ultimate Colossus. Spells would just bounce off of him.
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Jun 10, 2012 10:07:28 GMT -8
Or Ultimate Colossus. Spells would just bounce off of him.
Give her five minutes with X-23... she'd be sushi.
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Post by blenderbender on Jun 10, 2012 14:22:10 GMT -8
@ annoyed - D'oh! *facepalms* I knew I'd forgotten somebody important.
@ ozy - Oh hell yeah! And that's not even getting into what the friends/families/teammates of said LGBTQ characters would do. Aurora alone would go apeshit on her for insulting her brother. And imagining the X-Men going after her on Karma and Anole's behalfs is incredibly satisfying.
@ Skeksis - Oooh, maybe Laura and Logan can go after her together. Father/daughter bonding time anybody?
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 10, 2012 15:54:32 GMT -8
^There's no better father/daughter bonding than slaying someone together.
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Jun 10, 2012 16:03:11 GMT -8
At least Laura and Logan have morals... which is why they'd slaughter Rosie.
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 10, 2012 16:40:24 GMT -8
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Post by blenderbender on Jun 10, 2012 18:34:22 GMT -8
And hey, it's never a bad time to introduce your daughter to your friends! Why not bring along Alpha Flight and the X-Men?
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 13, 2012 13:43:15 GMT -8
Does it bug anybody else that not only does she fuck Harry Potter canon up the ass, but invades other fandoms as well?
Check this shit out:
Rips off of Werewolf: The Apocalypse right there. He tries to hide it by making it "Chronos" (the Greek word for "time") instead of "Crinos", but for fuck's sake.
Oh, and not only does the Suethor rip off of RPGs, but other fanfics as well!
Yup. Can't be assed to use JKR's definitions for the magic that she created so he rips off of other people's fanfics instead.
Can anyone point out any other rip-offs?
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Post by blenderbender on Jun 13, 2012 15:28:22 GMT -8
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Why must so many badfic writers also be plagarists? As if we didn't hate them enough!
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Post by annoyed on Jun 13, 2012 18:52:38 GMT -8
Well technically it's not plagiarism if you give credit
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Post by makoeyes on Jun 13, 2012 19:30:49 GMT -8
^Correct but what's even more ridiculous to me is that he's literally copying huge sections of text out of the book and yet he doesn't even know what the book's term for telepathy is. How can he possibly miss that? Or does he just hate the canon so much that he can't possibly admit that Jo did a good job at anything?
For ripping off W:tA, it's just like how he copies Druids for Warcraft/Diablo/whatever. I don't have a problem with people getting an idea from another media, but copying it exactly is just so stupid. None of SMeyer's "vampire" qualities are original, but at least she alters them enough for it to be a different thing.
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Post by blenderbender on Jun 14, 2012 12:54:21 GMT -8
I was actually referring to the werewolf thing, not the other fics. Seriously though, first DAYD, then the Draco Trilogy, and now THIS.
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Post by annoyed on Jun 15, 2012 3:02:44 GMT -8
DAYD?
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Post by blenderbender on Jun 15, 2012 9:49:51 GMT -8
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness. Quite possibly the worst HP fanfic out there.
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Post by makoeyes on Jun 15, 2012 19:53:22 GMT -8
^Worse than this atrocity? Oh I've gotta see this. XD
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Post by blenderbender on Jun 16, 2012 19:04:36 GMT -8
......I'm very reluctant to show you, as you seem pretty cool. I don't want this fic to break you. And believe me, if you read it unsporked, it WILL break you.
Warning: This involves rape, gorn, canon breaking, OOC behaviour from just about everybody, torture, Gary Stus/Mary Sues for the ages, and purple prose that gives SMeyer a run for her money.
Are you SURE you want me to give you the link?
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Jun 16, 2012 20:33:25 GMT -8
::Snorts.:: My Homid Fianna Ahroun would rip that bitch's heart out.
Funny thing is... I don't think he was changing the word Crinos to Chronos on purpose. I think the asshole really couldn't spell it!
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 16, 2012 21:44:13 GMT -8
::Snorts.:: My Homid Fianna Ahroun would rip that bitch's heart out.
Funny thing is... I don't think he was changing the word Crinos to Chronos on purpose. I think the asshole really couldn't spell it! Given the quality of the man's "research" about druids, self-defense, female anatomy, physiology, psychology...female anything, general human behavior, and fucking Harry Potter canon itself (which you would think he'd be more familiar with given the sheer amount he copies word-for-fucking-word from the books)...yeah. I'd say you're completely right. Halcyon, if by any slim chance you are reading this, there is a magical site called Wikipedia. While it is not a 100% reliable source, it is a good beginner and it often also has links to credible educational sites. Try looking into it sometime. It's totally free and available to anyone with an Internet connection. You just might learn a thing or two.
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Jun 16, 2012 22:31:14 GMT -8
::Snorts.:: My Homid Fianna Ahroun would rip that bitch's heart out.
Funny thing is... I don't think he was changing the word Crinos to Chronos on purpose. I think the asshole really couldn't spell it! Given the quality of the man's "research" about druids, self-defense, female anatomy, physiology, psychology...female anything, general human behavior, and fucking Harry Potter canon itself (which you would think he'd be more familiar with given the sheer amount he copies word-for-fucking-word from the books)...yeah. I'd say you're completely right. Halcyon, if by any slim chance you are reading this, there is a magical site called Wikipedia. While it is not a 100% reliable source, it is a good beginner and it often also has links to credible educational sites. Try looking into it sometime. It's totally free and available to anyone with an Internet connection. You just might learn a thing or two. He won't listen. There's nothing for him to learn, he knows everything, he can do better than the original author!
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 17, 2012 0:34:51 GMT -8
Given the quality of the man's "research" about druids, self-defense, female anatomy, physiology, psychology...female anything, general human behavior, and fucking Harry Potter canon itself (which you would think he'd be more familiar with given the sheer amount he copies word-for-fucking-word from the books)...yeah. I'd say you're completely right. Halcyon, if by any slim chance you are reading this, there is a magical site called Wikipedia. While it is not a 100% reliable source, it is a good beginner and it often also has links to credible educational sites. Try looking into it sometime. It's totally free and available to anyone with an Internet connection. You just might learn a thing or two. He won't listen. There's nothing for him to learn, he knows everything, he can do better than the original author!*shrugs* Worth a shot.
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Jun 17, 2012 11:54:13 GMT -8
He won't listen. There's nothing for him to learn, he knows everything, he can do better than the original author!*shrugs* Worth a shot.
*Shot*
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Post by blenderbender on Jun 17, 2012 11:56:44 GMT -8
And if that fails, we still have Wikia, where there is an online encyclopedia for just about everything.
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Post by makoeyes on Jun 17, 2012 20:25:27 GMT -8
......I'm very reluctant to show you, as you seem pretty cool. I don't want this fic to break you. And believe me, if you read it unsporked, it WILL break you. Warning: This involves rape, gorn, canon breaking, OOC behaviour from just about everybody, torture, Gary Stus/Mary Sues for the ages, and purple prose that gives SMeyer a run for her money. Are you SURE you want me to give you the link? Ugh, it's a rapefic? On second thought I'd rather not read it.
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Post by blenderbender on Jun 19, 2012 11:56:01 GMT -8
Well technically the rape only takes up one chapter and it's never spoken of again. By anyone. Never mind the survivor. The survivor who was never asked what she wanted done, because her male friends immediately went on a rampage to avenge her because women aren't supposed to have sex! Yes, I did want to chuck my laptop out the window upon reading it, how did you know? In all honesty though, the rape isn't ever seen (well, not in the main fic anyway, in the oneshots however....), only mentioned. However, the sequel does have a very graphic combination of torture and rape of Hermione I kid you not. And what does her friend think of this? "Ron and Hermione might never be the same again!" Uh, NO SHIT SHERLOCK? I don't blame you for not wanting the link. It is infinitely worse than anything in Rose Potter.
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Post by makoeyes on Jun 19, 2012 14:43:18 GMT -8
Wait so Ron is the one to rape her in the sequel? D:< If there's anything as much of a fanfic pet peeve for me, it's whenever someone demonizes a good guy. I've seen it done in the most disturbing way possible for anothe one of my favorites, so to read about it being done to Ron would really ruin my mood. Yeah it definitely sounds worse than Rose Potter.
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Post by blenderbender on Jun 19, 2012 18:39:42 GMT -8
No, not Ron, another guy who serves as the villain. Ron is forced to watch though. Believe me I know how you feel about Ron the Death Eater. It's the main reason I ignore most fanfic. Truthfully, Neville is the most like Voldemort. He's a sociopathic creep who doesn't care about anyone, despite what we're told. Yes, Neville. Neville Longbottom, Horcrux killer extrordinaire. He's forced to be the guy's Marty Stu.
It could be worse, at least Ron doesn't get the idiot treatment there!
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