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Post by Smokescreen on Jul 30, 2012 6:41:51 GMT -8
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Xander Cage [xXx] Yoko Ritona [Gurren Lagann] Neo [The Matrix] Jack Bauer [24] Spike Speagel [Cowboy Bebop] Blair [Soul Eater]
"Hmm, where on earth are we?" Spike asked to Neo, his head feeling like it's been hit by a dart gun.
"Well, Smokescreen has decided to allow us to answer questions from people. Though he did put a small disclaimer for the people which reads "Try not to ask a million questions about Yoko or Blair. Or for something called "nude pictures of the two of them"." Neo replies with awareness as they both, along with Xander Cage and Jack Bauer, watch The Expendables.
"Not suprising really, given that I recently started on Gurren Lagann, Neo." Xander said.
The setting itself is actually in a hotel. While the quality wasn't Las Vegas, it was still respectable, complete with the hotel owners die cast collection, posters of many beautiful women throughout the planet and a fairly average DVD collection containing many action films and only two anime shows. Suddenly, Yoko and Blair open the door, as they made their way over to two separate chairs, ignoring the looks from Spike and Xander. Outside the hotel it has a sign that says "Welcome to the Hotel. Remember today's moral is: You know your films bad when Christine is more interesting than the entire cast of your film." referencing the infamous Plymouth Fury from John Carpenter's film.
"Who do you suppose will arrive first?" Yoko asks.
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Post by Junkie on Jul 31, 2012 21:09:09 GMT -8
"That would be me." Junkie said as he jump kicked into the onto and onto the floor. Three of his puppets, Kratos, Gimmy, and Kittian followed behind. Junkie quickly got up, brushing himself off as he took a look at the small disclaimer. "Hmm....well I guess my first question would be who's Blair?" He asked before continuing to read the disclaimer. "Pffbt. That's why the Internet was invented."
"Ugh, was it really necessary to bring this guy?" Kittian asked, pointing to Kratos.
"Of course. He's my bodyguard. And don't piss him off. You know what he can do."
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Post by Smokescreen on Aug 2, 2012 1:05:30 GMT -8
"Nice entry, Junkie. Anyhow, I am in essence a cat with alot of magic power." Blair says in response, trying her absolute best not to eye up Kratos. He simply ignores her as he makes his way to the quiet corner of the hotel.
"...Fuck me, Bane has entered the room." Jack whispered to Xander, looking at the relentless anti-hero who was once a champion of the gods.
"You're not kidding." Xander responded, as he moved up to make room for Kittian.
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Post by Junkie on Aug 2, 2012 15:40:00 GMT -8
Kratos of course, deciding not to mingle with the crowd walking over to one of the walls. He just leaned back, crossing his arms.
"You're a cat? I don't get it." Junkie said. He decided to just take his android phone out and look some pics up on Google. "Oh you're one of them morphing people? That can change from animal to human. say where's your puppetmaster."
"Just between the three of us, I think he'd kick Bane's ass and more." Kittian whispered to Xander and Jack before noticing Yoko. Yeah he now just noticed. "Oh hey Yoko! Long time no see."
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Post by Smokescreen on Aug 7, 2012 0:47:17 GMT -8
"Yep, those are the ones. And as for the puppetmaser, well, he's busy playing Dirt 3." Blair admitted to Junkie.
"Just imagine what he'd do to the same spartans of the film 300. I imagine he'd be the only one still alive, well, him and BRIAN BLESSED." Jack said to him.
"Hey Kittan! Long time no see indeed." Yoko said to him. "Wait, King Kittan?!" Jack asked Kittian in a state of confusion. "Yep, that's the one!" Kittan answered to Jack. Neo took his glasses off and said, simply: "This shit is bananas." "B-A-N-A-N-A-S!" Everyone aside from Neo and Kratos said. And they all laughed. "Frankly, that couldn't have been better timed." Kittan said straight afterwards.
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Post by Junkie on Aug 15, 2012 22:52:20 GMT -8
Junkie simply grabbed Kittan by his ear and pulled him back towards him. "Your, puppetmaster must be new to roleplaying? It's a big no no to control another puppetmaster's puppet or any of their characters, at all." He explained.
"But I like them." Kittan complained.
"I don't care. You are mine now. You belong to me." Junkie said with an Arnold impression.
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Post by Smokescreen on Aug 19, 2012 13:38:47 GMT -8
"Incidentally, that's the second best impression of Arnie I've ever seen. The first belongs to Dwayne Johnson. Speaking of which, who's off to see The Expendables 2?" Spike asks to everyone.
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Post by Junkie on Aug 19, 2012 21:14:36 GMT -8
"Eh? I'll probably go see when I have the time, or when it comes out on DVD." Junkie replied.
"Hell, I've got other ways to see it." Kittan told them, snickering a little bit.
"Yeah....make sure it's not on my computer." Junkie warned, looking over to the others. "Well, looking at you all with the exception of Jack and Neo, I can take it your puppetmaster's into anime. Tell me, has he seen one called Eureka 7?"
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Post by Smokescreen on Aug 21, 2012 6:39:10 GMT -8
"Weirdly enough, he hasn't. Though he did say it looks kick ass. If I remember correctly, he also dabbled with G Gundam, but never got past the first episode." Yoko answered to Junkie. "Same story for Soul Eater! Though he also said that the 1st episodes the best he can remember of it." Blair added.
"Kittan, believe it or not, I had a dream that involved you and Jean Claude Van Damme. Needless to say, it was the funniest dream I had in a while, and I don't get those too often." Jack Bauer admitted to King Kittan, as Neo took the Expendables DVD out and played the next film, which was the uncut version of Ghost in the Shell.
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Post by Junkie on Aug 22, 2012 12:30:11 GMT -8
"Well I've only seen the first four episodes. It's OK so far. It has good action but the main character seems to whine, a lot." Junkie said.
"A dream huh? What was it about? Did I do something cool?" Kittan asked.
"Well if he said it was funny, probably not."
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Post by Smokescreen on Aug 22, 2012 13:33:35 GMT -8
"Well I've only seen the first four episodes. It's OK so far. It has good action but the main character seems to whine, a lot." Junkie said. "A dream huh? What was it about? Did I do something cool?" Kittan asked. "Well if he said it was funny, probably not." "Just like a certain boring bitch we all know by the name of Shinji, ey?" Yoko tells Junkie. "For some reason, you guys decided to put 50 Shades of Grey read by Gilbert Gottfried on the speakers. Hehehe... Lets just say the reactions were priceless." Jack says to Kittan.
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Post by Junkie on Aug 22, 2012 21:12:25 GMT -8
"Oh. My fucking God. Do NOT get me started on Evangelion." Junkie said, anger in his voice. "I hate that.....motherfucking anime with a passion. Especially Asuka. I wanna choke the bitch. All the way that Kratos killed the Gods in God of War III. I wanna do to her."
"Jesus man calm down." Kittan told him.
"Yeah. I remember one time you took a bunch of axes and threw them at her.....Well a picture of her." Axel spoke as he walked in. "At least you got Shinji to man up when you had him as a puppet."
"Yeah those were fun times."
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Post by Smokescreen on Aug 25, 2012 12:48:33 GMT -8
"Yeah, she's pretty much the reason I want to write "Fuck off Germany" onto the moon. I reckon those EVA's only run on those who slit their wrists listening to the latest emo band." Yoko tells Junkie.
"Funnily enough Yoko, they do. I mean come on, if the robot was piloted by someone like the Soldier from Team Fortress 2 or Terry Crews, it would break down the moment they climbed in." Blair says as well, trying to mimic Soldier, even replacing her witch hat with his helmet on. "And from that day forward, it would be abandoned in a junkyard to rot forever!"
"Hey Axel, never knew you were here. Apologies for that." Neo spoke to Axel. "Wait, Shinji... Cowboying up? Doesn't compute. Besides, he's too emo to even be a boy, let alone a man."
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Post by Junkie on Aug 25, 2012 19:52:09 GMT -8
"No need to apologize. Just got here." Axel said.
"Oh, you have no idea what I would do to her if I say her. Lets just say, hell would be getting a new tenant." Junkie grinned evilly before looking to Neo. "Let it actually happened. About two years ago, on a different roleplaying site. I took him in, gave him the fusion suit from Metroid Fusion and turned him into a intergalactic bounty hunter......yeah I know that's kind of hard to believe. I can bring him here if you want."
"Yeah, I would love to see that." Kittan spoke.
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Post by Smokescreen on Aug 26, 2012 9:17:35 GMT -8
"Bring him in then." Xander says, as the Soldier and Jean Vilain enter the hotel, along with Shinji, who was made to successfully be a bounty hunter, much like Samus Aran.
"Say, are you the same Axel from Twisted Metal? I feel like I've played one of your games before." Neo asks.
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Post by Junkie on Aug 27, 2012 20:33:07 GMT -8
"Actually Axel is an OC of mine." Junkie replied. "Originally I made him for a Castlevania roleplay, which never took off."
"Well, that wouldn't be the first time someone mistaken me for a video game character." Axel sighed.
"Well this place looks certainly different." Shinji said looking around until he noticed Junkie. "Oh hey Junkie." He walked up to him. "Done any crazy things lately?"
"No, not yet."
"Damn.....didn't think it was actually true." Kittan muttered, looking at Shinji.
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Post by Smokescreen on Aug 28, 2012 10:40:41 GMT -8
"Well, it indeed is true." Jean says as he walks up to Kittan. "Turns out filling him up with nothing but manly films like The Expendables and pictures of girls like Lucy Pinder, Keeley Hazell, and good ol' thundertits over there does indeed improve a mans worth. Along with a trip to good ol' Legionnaire of course." Jean adds.
"Heh, not to worry Axel." Neo says.
"Yep. It has indeed changed from the last time. Still, it's a fairly well designed hotel, I'll give the puppetmaster credit." Xander says. "Names Xander Cage by the way."
"Yeah, its much better than being stuck in that shithole known as CTU." Jack mutters, looking at Yoko and Blair, who're sharing a Mad-Croc with one another.
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Post by Junkie on Aug 28, 2012 22:35:48 GMT -8
"Is that really true?" Kittan asked Junkie.
"No, actually I just gave him the suit and put him on his way. With the help of other friends of course." Junkie replied.
"Shinj Ikari." The ex EVA pilot introduced himself. "Your puppetmaster has good taste." He looked over to Junkie. "So, any particular reason you brought me here?"
"Nope. They just wanted to see if your really maned up." Axel butted in.
"....I see." Shinji deadpanned.
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Post by Smokescreen on Aug 31, 2012 1:18:11 GMT -8
"Well, I'm not going to lie, you've changed for the better Shinji." Yoko says to him. "We were just talking about Evangelion, incidentally."
"Hmm, scuse me a second guys..." The Soldier says, grabbing his trusty shotgun, suspecting a spy maybe somewhere. Just as he, who was disguised as himself, was about to stab him in the back, he quickly hit the spy with his elbow, turned round quickly and blew his head away. The loud bang suprised everyone as they rushed to see what the hell just happened.
"What? It was obvious! He was the spy." he said. "He'll change colours any minute now." he muttered. Much to his relief, he did, turning back into the blue spy he just killed.
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Post by Junkie on Sept 1, 2012 5:54:07 GMT -8
"Oh that God awful place. Don't even get me started on that. Glad Junkie got me out when he did before.....well, I'm sure you all know what happens." Shinji told them.
"See. Even he hates it, and he's from it." Junkie said just before he heard the shotgun going off. It didn't really bother him since you know, he's seen and heard much worse.
"Whoa! Holy shit!" Axel yelled.
"What? You've heard that sound plenty of times."
"I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about your avatar pic. What the fuck man?!"
"Yeah....that is a little creepy." Kittan spoke.
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Post by Smokescreen on Sept 3, 2012 10:35:02 GMT -8
"It, gentlemen, is the legacy of Sonic 2006. A game so bad that maybe we shoulda used a few copies of that instead of 5 tons of plutonium. Would sure as hell cut the costs down and be just as effective." Jean spoke.
"One catch though Jean; You'd be affected as well." Yoko responds to Jean.
"I'll find a way round it, Yoko. I always manage to do so." he responds smiling a little as he does so.
"And from that day forward, the cure for every war in the world ever was lost because IT EXISTED!" Soldier says as he walks back in, his clothes stained in blood.
"Okay Junkie. That's kinda creepy."
"Yeah, it reminds me of a furry version of Vincent Volaju." Spike said.
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Post by Junkie on Sept 3, 2012 14:06:41 GMT -8
"Actually no. Well I'll admit sonic 06 is bad. The pic is actually based on a creepypasta called Sonic.exe." Junkie explained.
"You've been getting into a lot of those creepypasta's lately have you?" Axel asked.
"Well only ones videogame related.....except for Slenderman."
"Oh God not that. Still creeped out from the game you made me play." Kittan spoke.
"Hey I've got a question. Where's Jean actually from?" Shinji asked.
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Post by Smokescreen on Sept 4, 2012 13:29:39 GMT -8
"I am from none other than The Expendables 2, Shinji." Jean says in regards to Shinji's question.
"Would it be wrong if I ask whats the story of both Sonic.exe and Slenderman are?" Neo asks.
"Yeah, I'm interested in hearing about it." Jack spoke.
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Post by Junkie on Sept 4, 2012 14:21:09 GMT -8
"Oh....never heard of it." Shinji said. "Well they're actually kind of long, specially Slenderman. However, I can give you links to them." Junkie replied with making two links appear."Hey. Ya think your puppetmaster can stop playing his video games for a second to come meet us?" Axel asked. "Geez he's worse than Junkie."
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Post by Smokescreen on Sept 4, 2012 23:50:34 GMT -8
"Alright, that's creepy as fuck." the Soldier says.
"Yeah, you can say that again!" Yoko says as she's reading it, along with the others.
"Heya gents... And ladiiees!" Smokescreen says, arriving from his room, smiling and then chuckling gently to himself.
"Listen, I'm genuinely sorry I've not had the time to be here, I'd assumed that another house party was in progress. Been desperately wanting to say hello to you all." he adds, opening a can of Relentless as he does so.
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Post by Junkie on Sept 5, 2012 10:22:08 GMT -8
"Which one the Sonic one or the Slenderman one?" Shinji asked.
"Nope, just a bunch of people talking to each other." Junkie replied, extending his hand out for a handshake. "Junkie's the name."
"So this must be the place." Yuji said, walking into the hotel.
"Oh boy. Junkie must have got himself a new puppet." Axel spoke.
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Post by Smokescreen on Sept 5, 2012 13:58:42 GMT -8
"Smokescreen's the name Junkie. Nice meeting you." he says, shaking his hand as he does so.
"In actuallity Axel, I am in fact the puppetmaster. And it isnt a bad hotel, isnt it Shinji?" he adds.
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Post by Junkie on Sept 5, 2012 18:32:57 GMT -8
"No it's a nice place." Shinji replied with. "Hey Junkie. Who's the new guy you brought?" He asked.
"Oh this is Yuji Naruo. He's from an anime I'm watching called Burn Up W....and Burn Up Excess. Ever heard of it." Junkie asked.
"Uh.....hi there." Yuji said to them.
"Hey you do know some guys have made games based on those creepypastas." Axel told Yoko and Jean.
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Post by Smokescreen on Sept 7, 2012 13:48:22 GMT -8
"No, we didn't actually. Fairly intresting reading all of this up though." Jean says. "That'll be our lord and saviour Scott Adkins arriving then." Xander says. "Also, hey Yuji."
"Haha, yeah. I'm Hector, and I'm Jean's right hand man in the film. He'll definetly recognise me. Now let's see who it cuts to." Hector says, as the camera cuts to Smokescreen.
"Haha, nice timing. Yeah, I did indeed see it, gave me the biggest smile ever." he says.
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Post by Junkie on Sept 7, 2012 16:44:24 GMT -8
"Well if you want to Sonic one it's right here. Download is in the description." Axel said making a link appear. "As for Slender, you just better off going to Google for that. They're are some many versions of that game it's not even funny." "Ah you have seen it? Sweet. I really this one part in the OVA where Yuji's held at knife point and Rio has to strip for the terrorist." Junkie replied with, smiling a bit. "Yeah.....that was one of my best....and worse moments of my life." Yuji said with his pervy face. "Well you two will get along. Since you're both perverts." Shinji spoke.
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