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Post by Smokescreen on Sept 11, 2012 13:36:30 GMT -8
"I think I'm just gonna sleep on it." Yoko says to Axel. "So will I." Jean says as well, sipping from a can of Coor's he got from the fridge.
"Yes we bloody will Shinji. Yes we bloody will..." Smokescreen says as he fistbumps Yuji in same way Lee Christmas did to Barney Ross.
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Post by Junkie on Sept 11, 2012 15:19:48 GMT -8
"Fine by me." Axel told them. ".....Pussies." He whispered that last part to himself.
"Yeah!" Yuji of course fistbumped him back.
"That's right. Us perverts gotta stick us together." Junkie nodded. "But seriously Yuji. You really gotta be more sneaky when you're spying on them girls. You need some tips from Solid Snake. Speaking of video....got any with you?"
"You bet I do."
Shinji couldn't help but facepalm.
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Post by Smokescreen on Sept 18, 2012 5:31:56 GMT -8
"Hmmm, this place might not be so bad after all... Especially considering the fact I need to lay low as the king... King of the land." Conker says, arriving, and for reason only God knows, is watching... For a lack of a more appropriate name, Arse Sanctuary. "Geez, these Japanese people really are weird..." he adds, unsure of why he added it at all. Probably drunk off his tits when he did it.
"CONKER, YOU FURRY LITTLE SHIT! It's been a long time coming!" Smokescreen says, welcoming the alcoholic red squirrel to the hotel. "Looks like you've got first rounds on the Jim Bean."
"Jim Bean... Hehe, nah, Im even more drunk than most people on a Saturday night. I desperately need anything other than alcohol..." he replies.
"Well then my fellow squirrel..." Blair says, pouring out a cup of milk for him. "Drink up, and have fun here." "You know I fucking well will, catgirl. Trust me. Wait, I can swear now?... Without the censors?... Well, ain't that righteous..." he thinks to himself, as he sips on the cup.
"Well, look at that. It turns out that it gave me exactly what I needed. On top of that, ol catgirl over there is genuinely cute. Not bad at all."
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Post by Junkie on Sept 18, 2012 16:21:01 GMT -8
"Is that.....a talking squirrel?" Yuji asked.
"Not just any talking squirrel. It's Conker. Damn I haven't played that game in a while." Junkie said.
"Yeah, you're like this place.....to a certain point." Axel told Conker.
"Well let's celebrate. Who wants to watch four female cops taking a shower?" Yuji asked.
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Post by Smokescreen on Sept 19, 2012 3:27:32 GMT -8
"And I have been desperately wanting to play the damn thing. No kidding. Still, I suppose that's what the emulators are for." Smokescreen says.
"Like this place... To a certain point... Ah! I see what you mean! Clever." Conker replies to Axel.
Pretty much everyone aside from a few people had put their hands up in regards to the question Yuji asked. Ooo boy, this is going to be fun...
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Post by Junkie on Sept 19, 2012 9:02:43 GMT -8
"That's pretty much how I played it, but my computer sucks so the frame-rate was shit at points of the game." Junkie said. "beats buying it though because it can get pretty expensive."
"Great. Lets hook this baby up." Yuji chimed taking out his beat up old camera.
"Uh, does that even work?" Shinji asked.
"Yeah it still works."
"Yeah, remind me to upgrade it once we're done here." Junkie told Yuji, grabbing the camera and heading over to the T.V. "well this T.V. has the video outputs for this thing." He continued as he hooked it up. "Lets play." And he pressed the play button. The video showed four women of course bathing in their own separate showers and gossiping about their mission. You could hear Yuji in the background giggling like a perv. "Hot damn this looks better close up. And what's better is that you don't have to worry about any of them catching you watching this." That last sentence was for Yuji.
"Holy shit. Those are some fine pieces of ass." Kittan spoke.
"Yeah. I'll certainly say so." Axel added.
"I second that!" Yuji spoke again.
"Man. You guys got nothing better to do?" Shinji asked.
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Post by Smokescreen on Sept 20, 2012 10:51:13 GMT -8
"And, because Neo and I have sunglasses, it means we can do this." Jean says, biting his lower lip, in a "dat ass" mood.
"Well, I don't, but I might as well join in." Spike added.
"And that gentlemen is the reward for being in the art of war." Soldier adds as well, taking his helmet off. "That said though, those ladies have got some fine pieces of ass. Sun Tzu would be proud." he adds
"We do, but we'd rather have chill in here. And in Conker's case, Rare's far too busy taking it up the arse from Microsoft." Smokescreen answers.
"Yeah, last time I checked, my reaction to the place was exactly like the one with the sunflower. Geez, what a day that was." Conker adds.
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Post by Junkie on Sept 20, 2012 14:58:00 GMT -8
"Eh. I'm more of a boob person that an ass guy, and these girls definitively deliver." Kittian said.
"Oh don't even get me started on Rare. They've been shit since they were bought out by Microsoft." Junkie told them without taking his eyes off the screen. The video was going good....until Yuji got caught. "Oh fuck they look pissed. Quick run Yuji run! Run like a boss run like a boss!" It was too late however. The girls got him and the video ended.
"He can't hear you idiot....well not in the video. And what with the PewDiePie reference?" Axel asked.
"Why didn't you run man?!" Junkie asked.
"I....I was......scared." Yuji replied with.
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Post by Smokescreen on Sept 23, 2012 15:15:57 GMT -8
"Scared of getting smothered to death by titties, Yuji? Actually, that wouldnt be a bad way of dying." Hector says, as they all shared a laugh.
"Yes, that would be a great way to go. Getting smothered by those type of titties..." Smokescreen says, pointing to Blair's.
"You know what guys? Sod being king of the land, I'ma hang out with you guys from now on. Besides, I wouldnt be fit for one anyway. I blew the treasury money I had on hookers and booze. Oh, and parties that would really piss off the My Super Sweet 16 gang." Conker says.
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Post by Junkie on Sept 23, 2012 16:03:59 GMT -8
"Oh I wasn't smothered by boobs. More like pummeled by fists and feet. I think Rio broke my arm that day ad Maya shot me in the ass." Yuji replied with.
"Ouch. That had to suck. I think it would be scary to suffocate to death.....even if it was by boobs." Junkie said. "So.....anyone looking forward to Resident Evil 6?" He then asked.
"Yeah, leave it to the pitchfork." Axel told Conker.
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Post by Smokescreen on Oct 1, 2012 10:12:01 GMT -8
"Shot in the arse? Well, I suppose going to the toilet wouldn't be so bad." Smokescreen said. There was a seconds delay before everyone bursted out laughing.
"Sorry Yuji, but Smokescreen had one of the best responses ever. We've got nothing against you." Yoko said, still giggling. "As for Resident Evil 6, it looks okay, but I imagine it'll suffer from the Disc Locked Content problem." she then adds.
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Post by Junkie on Oct 1, 2012 18:30:58 GMT -8
"You don't know how wrong you are." Yuji told smokescreen with an unamused tone.
"I don't think Capcom is stupid enough to make that mistake again.....then again, this is Capcom." Axel spoke.
"Well from what I've seen it's getting really mixed reviews. Some people love it, some people think it's okay, and some think it sucks. I've already pre-ordered the game so I'll find out what I think of it when I play it." Junkie said. "I mean....it has Leon in it."
"Yeah, like that means anything." Leon spoke as he entered the hotel.
"Ah speak of the devil. Still upset that Claire wasn't your partner in your campaign?"
"Oh shut up Junkie."
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Post by Smokescreen on Oct 1, 2012 23:47:12 GMT -8
"Yeahhhhh, sorry about that. I've got nothing against you, I just... Look, I'm sorry for the joke in bad taste." Smokescreen wimperly says, realising just how bad it actually was.
"Weird how they hate to do the Disc Locked Content practice, yet they do it over and over." Yoko says.
"Smell that good hyprocrite..."
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Post by Junkie on Oct 2, 2012 15:17:16 GMT -8
"Oh it's alright. I've heard worse before." Yuji told Smokescreen.
"Oh they don't hate it. The just hate how their fans hate it." Junkie said. "See what I did there?"
"It wouldn't surprise me either." Leon spoke again.
"Hey. Have you seen the alternate costumes for RE6 yet?" Junkie asked.
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Post by Smokescreen on Oct 5, 2012 13:34:39 GMT -8
"Yeah I did actually, and it was pretty good." Yoko says.
"As for the costumes, well..."
"AAAAEWWWWWARGHHH!!!" Smokescreen says, as he watched the hardest scene to swallow in the Ren and Stimpy show (or indeed ANYTHING for that matter). It was the one that has Ren pull his nerve endings out.
"Must be the sound of Ren and Stimpy." Hector says, looking to Jean He simply nods back to him.
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Post by Junkie on Oct 5, 2012 15:35:10 GMT -8
"From the sound of that is wasn't good I believe?" Yuji asked. "I doubt it." Replied Shinji. "What do they look like?" Leon asked. "Well, they gave you a pirate costume." Junkie told him, showing a picture."Really? That's the best they could come up with?" "Yeah I know. Your gangster outfit from RE4 was much more badass. Although I do like Helena's outfit. She looks like one of those naughty police officer strippers you book at bachelor parties. Wonder if I could book her for one." "Yeah.....lets not and say we did. What about Sherry?" "Oh she's got her school girl outfit from RE2, but with adult modifications." Junkie showed Leon the picture. The agent didn't say anything. Instead his eye began twitching uncontrollably. "Junkie. Quit showing him the picture." Axel said
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Post by Smokescreen on Oct 15, 2012 12:18:24 GMT -8
"Now thats much more like it." Smokescreen says, viewing the picture."Fuck me, that show makes you properly cringe... Much like Pusher, actually."
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Post by Junkie on Oct 15, 2012 19:07:55 GMT -8
"You should she her in the beginning of chapter 3 in Jake's campaign." Junkie said. "She's wearing less than that." He smiled. Leon's eye started twitching again.
"Junkie shut up." Axel told him.
"Oh but I love Ada more. she shows so much cleavage in RE6, I just wanna run up to her and motorboat her chest."
"That would be a death sentence for you." Yuji added.
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Post by Smokescreen on Nov 25, 2012 6:40:22 GMT -8
"Still, better than being stuck in a room with some David Williams looking motherfucker, I suppose." Smokescreen says, referring to Javier Bardem in Skyfall.
"...Or Alucard. Speaking of which, anyone here heard of Hellsing?"
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Post by Junkie on Nov 26, 2012 10:32:20 GMT -8
"Heard of it but never seen it." Junkie replied with. "Ever heard of an anime called Golden Boy?"
"Yeah, but I don't wanna die." Yuji added.
"Well, you're pretty much doing the same thing when you're peeping on those girls." Shinji pointed out.
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Post by Smokescreen on Nov 26, 2012 11:56:05 GMT -8
"Well... If you get the time, then go watch it. Trust me... Alucard is what happens when you put Kratos, Bane, The Terminator and Dracula in a gigantic blender. And about Golden Boy, sadly not." he replies.
Out of almost nowhere, two men suddenly crash through the roof. There was a deafining crash before they landed on the floor.
"Well Lewis... It's happened again, hasn't it?" Jenson Button says, clearly confused to the point of insanity.
"Yes. That's the last time I'm ever playing a childrens card game. I much prefer chess." Lewis Hamilton responds. "Hmm, did we land on someone?" he adds, dusting himself off.
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Post by Junkie on Nov 26, 2012 21:12:28 GMT -8
"Yeah, you landed on me." Yuji replied with.
"WATCH IT. FUCKING WATCH IT." Junkie said. "Seriously that anime is fucking awesome. As for Hellsing I'll get to it eventually. Right now I'm watching one called....Shamanic Princess. I think it from the guy that made Outlaw Star."
"What's with you watching all these 90s animes?" Axel asked.
"Hmm.....don't know. Guess I prefer them over these new age animes."
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Post by Smokescreen on Nov 27, 2012 4:52:48 GMT -8
"Sorry man." Lewis says, walking from him. "Suppose we oughtta tell about how we made that gigantic hole in the hotel, ey? Well, it all started when some asshole got us into a subspace... Apparently by the name of... Jayden Yuki? I dont bloody know, I'm not as well educated on Japanese names as Jenson here." Lewis says, telling the story. "Yeah, and their hair alone was... umm, take Lady Gaga and give her a massive anime obsession." Jenson adds. "Indeed. Anyway, after being told the rules of this... Punkawolla or whatever the hell ripoff thing were, I defeated the Jayden guy by exploiting his own power of George Michael." Lewis adds, showing him the picture that virtually paralyzed him. I finished him off with a page from the George Michael Highway Code." Lewis says, telling the story. "And then because it couldn't believe the fact that we won on first try, the subspace somehow glitched really quite badly. First, we were on a beach, then riding a bottle of champagne, and then became a stunt double for Mickey Rourke's arse, and etc etc. And after that, we starting falling down from quite a height. And then just as we thought we were dead, it suddenly needed to buffer." "Then we crashed here and the rest is history." Jenson finishes.
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Post by Junkie on Nov 27, 2012 15:44:21 GMT -8
"Well that was an....interesting story." Junkie sweatdropped. "Jayden Yuki? Where have I heard that name before? Is he from yugioh or something?"
"People actually still play and watch that crap?" Axel asked.
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Post by Smokescreen on Feb 3, 2013 10:06:17 GMT -8
"Mhm. It's from this... Yugioh, as you'd call it. I'm not into the Japanese culture quite like Jenson is." Lewis says.
"Weirdly enough, yes Axel." Jenson replies. "Mind if someone can get me and Hamilton a Johnnie Walker please?"
"Yeah, sure." Smokescreen replies. And wouldn't you believe it, Jason Brody suddenly stumbles into the hotel, landing his head onto a rug.
"Holy fuck the jungles take a toll on you... Still, better than being on the VERY definition of what some people call "spunkgargleweewee" I suppose." Jason adds, clearly weary from the hell of it all.
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Post by Junkie on Mar 15, 2013 12:02:19 GMT -8
"Well at least you didn't get mauled by tigers or other animals and....things in the jungle." Junkie said to Jason.
"Maybe we should put you out there and see if you survive." Axel said.
"....Let's not and say we did. Yo Smokescreen. Have you seen the anime Fate Stay Night?" Junkie then asked.
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