Reclaim the name “Edward”!
Jul 17, 2012 15:51:18 GMT -8
Post by stormcat on Jul 17, 2012 15:51:18 GMT -8
So... It seems Edward Cullen has sullied the good name “Edward” for time eternal. There’s only one chance to restore honor, By having all the other Fictional Edwards compete in some rather silly contests! The only rule is: Cullen has an unfair advantage (Being a gary stu and all) over all the other competitors, so the other Edwards have to team up to make sure he DOES NOT WIN ANY CONTESTS. They can do this by any means they feel necessary, apart from outright murdering him.
Now, If you have a favorite Edward (He must be fictional) or name variation of Edward, he is eligible to compete! All Edwards Welcome! Here are a few rules though:
1. You must register the Edward, He (or in at least one case, she) cannot be played by more than one person
2. The Edward of Choice must be referred to by “team” (Cullen will be “Team Twinkletits” for instance) since otherwise it could get real confusing. Please provide a team name when submitting a contestant.
3. The Edward’s Relatives, friends, enemies and mentors from their universe are allowed to assist their “team” in certain events. All other times, they can help the team destroy Cullen, or simply sit in the arena bleachers.
4. I, Stormcat, Appoint myself Grand Marshal of these events. I shall decide when an event begins and ends, Keep score, and determine what events shall take place next. Everyone else is free to suggest events which the Edwards might undertake, and of course submitting players.
And now, a few of the contests:
-Ballroom Dancing
-Paintball
-Guitar Hero
-500-mile race
-Fashion show
-Chubby bunny
-Pumpkin carving... then chunckin'
-Competitive Rock, Paper, Scissors
-Beatboxing
-Caber-toss
-Figure skating
-“Order a pizza while stoned”
-Minefield Golf
-“Chopped” Style cooking contest
-Dwarf Toss
-Brokian Ultra Cricket
-Rock smashing
-Snowball war
-Karaoke
-Poker
-Marco Polo... in a dumpster
-Wife/girlfriend carrying race
-“The Room” Drinking Game (Rules to be explained later)
-Kick-to-death
-Parkour race across NYC
-“Anything Goes” martial arts
-“Black tie” Swimming race
-Needlepoint
These Edwards are still in need of sponsors:
-Edward Scissorhands, from the movie of the same name.
-Edward Elric, the Fullmetal alchemist from the series of the same name.
-Edward, one of the best known of the Child ballads.
-Edward, fictional platypus from Camp Lazlo
-Edward "Stubbs" Stubblefield, from the Stubbs the Zombie in "Rebel Without a Pulse" video game
-Edward "Whitebeard" Newgate, the captain of the Whitebeard Pirates in One Piece.
-Edward Mars, the marshal responsible for chasing and catching Kate Austen in the Lost television series.
-Edward AKA: DEATH, a main character and assassin from the Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter series.
-Edward the Blue Engine, a character from Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends
-Miles Edward O'Brien, character in the fictional Star Trek universe
-Edward Chris von Muir, "spoony bard" of Final Fantasy IV.
-Edward Bear, another name for Winnie-the-Pooh
-Edward Rochester, the one-armed love interest of Jane in Jane Eyre
-Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV (Better known as “Radical Edward”) from the anime Cowboy Bebop
-Edward Ferrars, character in Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
-Prince Edward, Giselle's prince in Enchanted
-Edward, a character in Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn
-Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy (These three come as a fixed set)
-Eduard von Bock, a minor character from Hetalia who represents the country of Estonia.
-Eddie Brock, also known as “Venom"
-Eduardo from Foster’s Home for imaginary Friends.
- “Ed” One of the Hyenas who assists Scar in “The Lion King”
-Ed from Shaun of the dead.
-Mr. Ed the talking horse.
-Eddie Carr, field researcher from the The Lost World by Michael Crichton
-Eddie Dean, character from The Dark Tower
-Eddy Gordo, character in the video game series Tekken
-Eddie Menuek, character from the sitcom Friends
-Eddie Valiant, from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
-Eddie Munster from “The Munsters” TV show
-Edward Steam from the film “Steamboy”
-Edwina "Eddie” Franklin From the film “Eddie”
-Edina Monsoon from “Absolutely fabulous”
-Eddie Elizabeth Hitler from the TV Show “Bottom”
-Eddie Thomas from “That’s So Raven”
-Eddie the Head, the logo for the band Iron Maiden
-Ed from Goodburger (Only Ninties Kids need apply)
Read more: tsdcv3.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=rpuooc&thread=5023&page=1#ixzz21PZtFGD6
And the teams so far:
Team Twinkletits (Edward Cullen from the “Twilight” series) sponsored by Stormcat
Team Winterfell (Eddard Stark from “A song of Ice and Fire”) sponsored by dhampircarmila
Team Cookiecutter (Edward Scissorhands) Sponsored by Anya the Purple
Team Calamari (Squidward) Sponsored by Fiery Firefly
Now, If you have a favorite Edward (He must be fictional) or name variation of Edward, he is eligible to compete! All Edwards Welcome! Here are a few rules though:
1. You must register the Edward, He (or in at least one case, she) cannot be played by more than one person
2. The Edward of Choice must be referred to by “team” (Cullen will be “Team Twinkletits” for instance) since otherwise it could get real confusing. Please provide a team name when submitting a contestant.
3. The Edward’s Relatives, friends, enemies and mentors from their universe are allowed to assist their “team” in certain events. All other times, they can help the team destroy Cullen, or simply sit in the arena bleachers.
4. I, Stormcat, Appoint myself Grand Marshal of these events. I shall decide when an event begins and ends, Keep score, and determine what events shall take place next. Everyone else is free to suggest events which the Edwards might undertake, and of course submitting players.
And now, a few of the contests:
-Ballroom Dancing
-Paintball
-Guitar Hero
-500-mile race
-Fashion show
-Chubby bunny
-Pumpkin carving... then chunckin'
-Competitive Rock, Paper, Scissors
-Beatboxing
-Caber-toss
-Figure skating
-“Order a pizza while stoned”
-Minefield Golf
-“Chopped” Style cooking contest
-Dwarf Toss
-Brokian Ultra Cricket
-Rock smashing
-Snowball war
-Karaoke
-Poker
-Marco Polo... in a dumpster
-Wife/girlfriend carrying race
-“The Room” Drinking Game (Rules to be explained later)
-Kick-to-death
-Parkour race across NYC
-“Anything Goes” martial arts
-“Black tie” Swimming race
-Needlepoint
These Edwards are still in need of sponsors:
-Edward Elric, the Fullmetal alchemist from the series of the same name.
-Edward, one of the best known of the Child ballads.
-Edward, fictional platypus from Camp Lazlo
-Edward "Stubbs" Stubblefield, from the Stubbs the Zombie in "Rebel Without a Pulse" video game
-Edward "Whitebeard" Newgate, the captain of the Whitebeard Pirates in One Piece.
-Edward Mars, the marshal responsible for chasing and catching Kate Austen in the Lost television series.
-Edward AKA: DEATH, a main character and assassin from the Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter series.
-Edward the Blue Engine, a character from Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends
-Miles Edward O'Brien, character in the fictional Star Trek universe
-Edward Chris von Muir, "spoony bard" of Final Fantasy IV.
-Edward Bear, another name for Winnie-the-Pooh
-Edward Rochester, the one-armed love interest of Jane in Jane Eyre
-Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV (Better known as “Radical Edward”) from the anime Cowboy Bebop
-Edward Ferrars, character in Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
-Prince Edward, Giselle's prince in Enchanted
-Edward, a character in Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn
-Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy (These three come as a fixed set)
-Eduard von Bock, a minor character from Hetalia who represents the country of Estonia.
-Eddie Brock, also known as “Venom"
-Eduardo from Foster’s Home for imaginary Friends.
- “Ed” One of the Hyenas who assists Scar in “The Lion King”
-Ed from Shaun of the dead.
-Mr. Ed the talking horse.
-Eddie Carr, field researcher from the The Lost World by Michael Crichton
-Eddie Dean, character from The Dark Tower
-Eddy Gordo, character in the video game series Tekken
-Eddie Menuek, character from the sitcom Friends
-Eddie Valiant, from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
-Eddie Munster from “The Munsters” TV show
-Edward Steam from the film “Steamboy”
-Edwina "Eddie” Franklin From the film “Eddie”
-Edina Monsoon from “Absolutely fabulous”
-Eddie Elizabeth Hitler from the TV Show “Bottom”
-Eddie Thomas from “That’s So Raven”
-Eddie the Head, the logo for the band Iron Maiden
-Ed from Goodburger (Only Ninties Kids need apply)
Read more: tsdcv3.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=rpuooc&thread=5023&page=1#ixzz21PZtFGD6
And the teams so far:
Team Twinkletits (Edward Cullen from the “Twilight” series) sponsored by Stormcat
Team Winterfell (Eddard Stark from “A song of Ice and Fire”) sponsored by dhampircarmila
Team Cookiecutter (Edward Scissorhands) Sponsored by Anya the Purple
Team Calamari (Squidward) Sponsored by Fiery Firefly
