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Post by RaisingDead on Nov 25, 2010 17:17:09 GMT -8
Granted, but you're now stuck homeless.
I wish that I can make a video game.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Nov 27, 2010 10:04:37 GMT -8
Granted. You're hired to make a Twilight video game! (OMG, is that Scott Pilgrim in your signature?)
I wish I could think of a way to make a wish in this thread without it getting ruined.
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Post by RaisingDead on Nov 27, 2010 13:24:19 GMT -8
Granted, but unfortunately it takes over 59,998 characters to type the wish-that-can't-be-ruined in here, which is above the maximum character count. (And yes, yes it is. Also in the avatar >.>)
I wish I could play guitar decently.
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Post by Pinkemon on Nov 28, 2010 8:50:52 GMT -8
Granted, but now you do poorly at everything else.
I wish I had the ability to freeze time temporarily.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Nov 28, 2010 9:01:43 GMT -8
Granted. You can freeze time temporarily . . . but it only works on your first try.
I wish I could see my guy-friend.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2010 14:11:19 GMT -8
Granted, but now he is a jerky douche(is there a such thing?)
I wish my math teacher came back
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Post by Darth Sariah on Nov 28, 2010 22:03:18 GMT -8
Granted, your math teacher came back... FROM THE DEAD.
Hope you brought your shotgun.
I wish that the character limit on TS posts was over 59,998 so people could make non-destructible wishes
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Nov 29, 2010 14:33:38 GMT -8
Granted, however, someone else beats you to the punch and no one can find a way to corrupt the wish, therefore, you cannot make the wish you desired.
I wish my computer screen didn't have a gigantic crack in it.
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Post by samedi on Nov 29, 2010 14:56:46 GMT -8
Granted, and as an added bonus, it's one size smaller. The sparks and fire only add to performance speeds.
I wish I could find my One Ring replica...
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Nov 29, 2010 15:05:20 GMT -8
Granted, unfortunately, it's mistaken for the one ring and you are stabbed by a Nazgul with a Morgul Blade.
I wish I had unlimited free access on Itunes.
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Post by samedi on Nov 29, 2010 15:18:28 GMT -8
Granted, but the hack was traced back to you and you're sentenced to death.
I wish replica firearms were widely accepted in the UK.
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Nov 30, 2010 3:57:39 GMT -8
Granted, but then your parents are killed by a gunman and you devote your life to fighting crime as a Batman wannabe named Catman!
I wish Michael Crichton was alive again.
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Post by Sassley on Dec 4, 2010 16:29:48 GMT -8
Michael Crichton comes back from the dead, but as a zombie who eats brains and can't write.
I wish I had a nicer car.
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Post by scieanopsocellatus on Dec 4, 2010 16:36:40 GMT -8
Granted, but on the way over it was hit by a train, run off a cliff, crashed into the sea, and nommed on by a giant squid.
I wish my cafeteria would serve good food.
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Post by Animosity on Dec 5, 2010 14:17:30 GMT -8
Granted, but they only serve one bite to each person.
I wish I had a 3DS.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Dec 5, 2010 14:42:28 GMT -8
Granted, but you immediately develop motion sickness--and the option to turn off the 3D is broken.
I wish this art assignment wasn't so hectic.
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Post by joseph on Dec 7, 2010 21:11:29 GMT -8
Granted, but the rest of your life is even more hectic now.
I wish I was the Sun.
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Post by RaisingDead on Dec 9, 2010 16:27:56 GMT -8
Granted, however, the sun is about to blow up in about... 30 seconds. So you get destroyed with all of us. Yayz.
I wish that Christmas was here right now.
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Post by Sassley on Dec 11, 2010 13:54:54 GMT -8
Granted, but you now will have Christmas Day every minute of every day of every year except for the 25th of December, when you will look forward to having a break from the season.
I wish my kitchen would clean itself.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Dec 11, 2010 14:02:15 GMT -8
I wish my kitchen would clean itself. Granted, but the kitchen will also mess itself. Which happens quite frequently. I wish I can pass my finals.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2010 15:12:55 GMT -8
Granted, but you pass with the lowest grade possible.
I wish i knew how to sing
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Post by queencherryfairy on Dec 11, 2010 17:33:40 GMT -8
Granted, but you have learned how to sing poorly.
I wish I had $20.
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Post by Sassley on Dec 11, 2010 17:36:15 GMT -8
Granted, but it's $20 in Monopoly money.
I wish my husband would just own up to the fact that he went Christmas shopping today.
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Post by queencherryfairy on Dec 11, 2010 17:43:28 GMT -8
Granted, but he got you both a Christmas Prostitute. How lovely~ I wish I could find that freaking stand that I lost.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2010 17:57:44 GMT -8
Granted, but then your house burns down just after you find it, destroying you and the stand.
I wish that I and everyone I love would be happy until we die over a hundred years in the future, and we die peacefully.
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Post by queencherryfairy on Dec 11, 2010 18:00:07 GMT -8
I wish phoenicity would've included her wish in that post.
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Post by The_Yellow_Fox on Dec 11, 2010 18:31:19 GMT -8
Granted but now you look like a fool with no answer for their wish.
I wish that it wasn't so hot.
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 11, 2010 18:37:40 GMT -8
Granted. It is now the dawn of a new Ice Age. Should've prepared with those three melons.
I wish, I wish I had the power to raise the dead for one day(as in person stays alive for one day).
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2010 19:10:38 GMT -8
Wish granted however you start a zombie apocalypse. I wish I felt better.
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Post by The_Yellow_Fox on Dec 11, 2010 19:16:47 GMT -8
Granted but now everyone else is sick and you must care for them.
I wish time wasn't going so slowly.
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