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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2010 20:33:50 GMT -8
Granted, it speeds up and the apocalypse happens.
I wish that I and everyone I love would be happy until we die over a hundred years in the future, and we die peacefully.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Dec 11, 2010 20:36:11 GMT -8
Granted. But the people you DON'T know and love live short lives and die horrible deaths. Your friends who loved those people hold a grudge against you for the rest of their lives.
I wish I wasn't so hungry.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2010 20:50:52 GMT -8
(But here's the catch- I don't hate anyone, and I love everyone.) Granted. Now you're dead.
I wish I spoke French.
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Post by The_Yellow_Fox on Dec 11, 2010 21:03:19 GMT -8
Granted but now nobody else speaks French.
I wish I could read minds.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2010 14:57:32 GMT -8
Granted, but with everyone thinking at once it drives you insane and you end up getting put in a mental institution and end up only saying two words: "read minds"
I wish i lived in a nice decent house.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2010 15:01:57 GMT -8
Granted, but you have learned how to sing poorly. I wish I had $20. Hey! obviously I sing poorly already!
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Post by queencherryfairy on Dec 12, 2010 15:26:17 GMT -8
^ You said "I wish I could learn how to sing." Taking the words at face value (which is what we're supposed to do,) you're saying that you don't know how to sing whatsoever, whether bad or good.
Granted, but you can't pay for your nice decent house and are in huge debt.
I wish iTunes would start selling the soundtrack to "The Music Man" already. >8(
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Post by Anya the Purple on Dec 17, 2010 22:14:24 GMT -8
Granted, but it turns out they weren't enough points to make up for the shitty grades you got in everything else.
I wish I could get that damn chipmunk song out of my head.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Dec 17, 2010 22:15:34 GMT -8
Granted. But you get another chipmunk song stuck in your head.
I wish I didn't have to resort to the laptop for the cure to my boredom.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2011 19:24:32 GMT -8
Granted. Your laptop has just burst into flames.
I wish I had more friends.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Jun 8, 2011 19:39:16 GMT -8
Granted. You have made friends with dust mites.
I wish I didn't have such bad skin on my back.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2011 19:41:14 GMT -8
Granted. All your skin fell off.
I wish I had more songs on my iPod.
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Post by The Metal Maniac [a.k.a. NF34] on Jun 9, 2011 6:52:52 GMT -8
Granted, but the songs already there have been deleted without hope of ever being restored.
I wish I had a trollface mask.
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Post by Jeremy Hilary Boob, PhD on Jun 13, 2011 0:34:05 GMT -8
Granted, but in the nature of trolling it's got a layer of superglue on the inside.
I wish I could have thought of a better answer to Kel'Thuzad's wish.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2011 14:39:56 GMT -8
Granted. But you can't really post it now, can you? You can only hope someone else will wish for the same thing. And by then you'll have forgotten it.
I wish my summer work was already done. Correctly.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Jun 13, 2011 18:24:21 GMT -8
Granted. Now you have a shit-ton of Fall/Winter work. I wish I could write better responses to books.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2011 15:56:27 GMT -8
Granted, but that's all you know.
I wish the world would learn grammar.
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Post by stormcat on Jun 15, 2011 19:43:41 GMT -8
Sure, but only grammar for the Swahili language.
I wish I could overcome this writer's block.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Jun 15, 2011 20:20:34 GMT -8
Granted, but now you can never stop writing. You can't go to the bathroom, go to sleep, eat, or even see your friends 'cause you can never. Stop. Writing.
I wish I knew what to do when my papers are well-liked by classmates but don't get much praise from the professor.
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Post by DefyingLogic on Jun 15, 2011 22:09:19 GMT -8
Granted, but now you only write shitty papers that no one likes so the situation doesn't arise.
I wish my bf could follow through on promises.
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Post by stormcat on Jun 16, 2011 9:40:44 GMT -8
Granted. He said he'd kill you, and now he will! Don't bother locking the doors, you can't fight fate.
I wish I was thinner
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Post by aealo on Jun 19, 2011 13:37:25 GMT -8
Granted, but you're hungry all the time. Like, all the time.
I wish my best friend was Toby.
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Post by Chibithulhu on Jun 19, 2011 14:47:03 GMT -8
Granted, but you don't have any other friends now.
I wish it were easier to save Link's Awakening on the 3DS Virtual Console. Seriously, it's kinda difficult to hold down start and select with this button layout, Nintendo!
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Post by stormcat on Jun 19, 2011 15:22:33 GMT -8
granted, now you can't ever play any other game because this one sucks up all the memory
I wish I was a waterbender
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Post by readerwritergirl on Jun 19, 2011 16:15:22 GMT -8
Granted, but all you can bend is human urine. Have fun.
I wish this assignment would write itself.
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Post by Darth Sariah on Jun 19, 2011 21:57:08 GMT -8
Granted, it does write itself... about everything completely irrelevant to the topic at hand.
I wish I could fall asleep right now.
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Post by The Metal Maniac [a.k.a. NF34] on Jun 20, 2011 1:57:39 GMT -8
Granted, but you never wake up again.
I wish I had a delicious chicken sandwich.
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Post by stormcat on Jun 20, 2011 8:35:47 GMT -8
granted, but it's covered in E. Coli and you contract food poisoning from it.
I wish there were no pop-ups
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Post by Chibithulhu on Jun 20, 2011 9:56:23 GMT -8
Granted. I just asploded the Internet for you.
I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2011 20:16:26 GMT -8
Granted. Cats are now allergic to you!
...I wish my back would stop hurting.
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