Asshole Family [Season 1]
Apr 26, 2014 22:32:24 GMT -8
Post by Rocket Raccoon on Apr 26, 2014 22:32:24 GMT -8
(Asshole Family is filmed in front of a live studio audience.)
you might think i'm crazy
to hang around with you
maybe you think i'm lucky
to have something to do
Starring: Eric Cartman
but i think that you're wild
and inside me is some child
Ryan Stark
you might think it's foolish
or maybe it's untrue
Knight Kitty
you might think i'm crazy
but all i want is you
Asher Woodcock
you might think it's hysterical
but i know when you're weak
Jurdon Guar
you think you're in the movies
and everything's so deep
Aeonvon Sparkleman
but i think that you're wild
when you flash that fragile smile
you might think it's foolish
what you put me through
you might think i'm crazy
but all i want is you
The young boy sighed, slamming the door on his way inside. He couldn't explain it - one moment, he was in his normal life, but then everything...changed. It was if his original life hadn't existed -- there was only this 'usual' home. A home filled with various douchewads of varying degrees of annoying, and on top of that, he had no idea where his mother or his friends were. Even if he had his issues, he did have a small spot in his heart for them, and...well, their replacements weren't exactly top notch.
The first time he met them, he'd just walked out of his new room, trying to wake up. Sure, it was Saturday, but there were shows to watch on Saturday. Perhaps he'd finally get around to watching that episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic that he missed. He couldn't get behind in that, not after the last season. He yawned, patting his way across the wall and stumbling into the kitchen. "MOOOOOOOOM." He called, not seeing his mother in the kitchen, where she oh-so-obviously belonged. "MOOOOOOM, I WANT MY FUCKIN' BREAKFAST. GET ON THE BALL. MOOOOOOOOM. MOOOOM." This was about the moment he rubbed his eyes and realized that he was inside a place he wasn't familiar with.
"...What the..." He muttered, walking to explore the place....and tripping over the bridge between the rooms. He quickly caught himself, but not before hearing that noise.
The noise of people laughing.
"What the hell?!" He had to be on the Truman show or something. Shit. No. He couldn't be broadcast. Not like this! Not until he was supreme wizard king of the world! "C'MON OUT HERE, YA LAUGHING BASTARDS! WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY?!"
But there was no response.
you might think i'm crazy
to hang around with you
ASSHOLE FAMILY
maybe you think i'm lucky
to have something to do
Starring: Eric Cartman
but i think that you're wild
and inside me is some child
Ryan Stark
you might think it's foolish
or maybe it's untrue
Knight Kitty
you might think i'm crazy
but all i want is you
Asher Woodcock
you might think it's hysterical
but i know when you're weak
Jurdon Guar
you think you're in the movies
and everything's so deep
Aeon
but i think that you're wild
when you flash that fragile smile
you might think it's foolish
what you put me through
you might think i'm crazy
but all i want is you
Episode 1: Hilarity Ensues
The young boy sighed, slamming the door on his way inside. He couldn't explain it - one moment, he was in his normal life, but then everything...changed. It was if his original life hadn't existed -- there was only this 'usual' home. A home filled with various douchewads of varying degrees of annoying, and on top of that, he had no idea where his mother or his friends were. Even if he had his issues, he did have a small spot in his heart for them, and...well, their replacements weren't exactly top notch.
The first time he met them, he'd just walked out of his new room, trying to wake up. Sure, it was Saturday, but there were shows to watch on Saturday. Perhaps he'd finally get around to watching that episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic that he missed. He couldn't get behind in that, not after the last season. He yawned, patting his way across the wall and stumbling into the kitchen. "MOOOOOOOOM." He called, not seeing his mother in the kitchen, where she oh-so-obviously belonged. "MOOOOOOM, I WANT MY FUCKIN' BREAKFAST. GET ON THE BALL. MOOOOOOOOM. MOOOOM." This was about the moment he rubbed his eyes and realized that he was inside a place he wasn't familiar with.
"...What the..." He muttered, walking to explore the place....and tripping over the bridge between the rooms. He quickly caught himself, but not before hearing that noise.
The noise of people laughing.
"What the hell?!" He had to be on the Truman show or something. Shit. No. He couldn't be broadcast. Not like this! Not until he was supreme wizard king of the world! "C'MON OUT HERE, YA LAUGHING BASTARDS! WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY?!"
But there was no response.