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Post by stormcat on Dec 5, 2010 14:38:41 GMT -8
A 20-something fondly recalls the saturday mornings of his Childhood, Watching Power rangers. It was his little escape from the world, from the beatings, from the fighting, from Mommy Crying. When his abusive father is released from prison, can he summon the strength to take his father down? Along the way, he hallucinates "white tiger ranger" is helping him.
"The Cake and the Mallard"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 5, 2010 16:41:00 GMT -8
(Goddamn, now I'm depressed whenever I sing that to myself. ) The Cosby Ducks' ongoing search for food other than crappy bread continues as they search for the one true cake! Little do they know just how real the cake is... "Shift Into Turbo!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2010 14:13:26 GMT -8
An action film with almost no plot, but has lots of explosions and girls running around in skimpy clothing. destined to be guy-movie of the year.
A man destined to hang can never drown.
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Post by stormcat on Dec 8, 2010 15:26:09 GMT -8
It's an art film, with the overarching message of "If I pick up my dry-cleaning then who will vacuum the front lawn and shave the cat?"
"One day in Pyongyang"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2010 2:53:20 GMT -8
Also known as Springtime for Hitler in North Korea.
"What is this I don't even"
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Post by Animosity on Dec 9, 2010 19:19:06 GMT -8
A teenage boy starts using the internet all the time, and becomes addicted to internet memes. He references memes all the time in real life, and it leads to some crazy situations (some even involving the FBI).
"Death Vs. Timmy"
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Post by stormcat on Dec 9, 2010 19:27:09 GMT -8
A boy dying of Leukemia has the life's wish of becoming a firefighter. Death is so moved, he allows Timmy to live until he completes his life's dream. Now Timmy realizes he can live forever, so long as he never becomes a firefighter.
Funeral with a side of Fries.
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Post by DefyingLogic on Dec 9, 2010 19:58:12 GMT -8
It is a cold rainy morning in Seattle when fastfood chain owner Mick Donalds commits suicide in his mansion...or so it would appear. Watch as the millionaires adopted daughter investigates what is certain to have been her father's MURDER. Everyone is a suspect, from Mr. Donalds' new wife Courtknee Luv to- yes, you guessed it- the butler. Fun for the whole family!
"Mah Peanut"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 10, 2010 9:18:30 GMT -8
Simply put, the long-awaited sequel to Mah Boi (Subtitled: This is what all true warriors strive for).
"Let's Rocket!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2010 11:55:15 GMT -8
A rock band hopes to be the first to make it to space. They then proceed to go on a concert tour in the hopes of raising enough funds to have their custom-made rocket. But then they lose their way in space and go on an intergalactic adventure.
"We got to have money"
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Post by queencherryfairy on Dec 11, 2010 17:27:13 GMT -8
Film makers once again try to cash in on the Twilight craze with this "hillarious" parody.
"Lazer Cats: The Musical"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2010 17:38:18 GMT -8
Cats the musical is too dull for Michael Bay, so when he is approached to make a musical, he arms them with lasers and grenades. No one is safe.
"Whilst Time Turns"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 12, 2010 12:15:46 GMT -8
The true name for As The World Turns: The Abridged Series: The Movie.
"Go, Galactic!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2010 13:30:03 GMT -8
A movie featuring Pokemon Diamond/Pearl, with Team Galactic portrayed as the well meaning good guys.
And the Stars Are Falling
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 13, 2010 6:47:45 GMT -8
A movie of a researcher finding out just how Cloud and Zack did that Meteorain move to make meteors come down like shooting stars.
"Lightspeed! Rescue!"
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Post by Time Lord on Dec 17, 2010 11:21:39 GMT -8
A witty and comedic tale of a wanna be superhero and his lame side-kick: life-saver. They attempt to stop crime and somehow end up being considered criminals vigilantes.
"PETA: Origins"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 17, 2010 11:28:35 GMT -8
X-Men Origins with various X-Men being substituted for PETA founders. The main founder is still played by Hugh Jackman, regardless of who they are.
"Time for Time Force!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2010 16:44:41 GMT -8
Star Wars gets time-travel. Guess what, Vader? You are NOT the father!
Fruit Loops
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Post by Anya the Purple on Dec 17, 2010 22:08:54 GMT -8
Joseph enjoys small-town life in Forks, Washington, until Twilight came out. Suddenly, the hometown he used to love was bombarded by fangirls. Cursed with red hair, light brown eyes, and a pale complexion, Joseph found himself the center of attention for many girls who never spared him a second thought before.
...That was sixth grade. After two years of homeschooling to get away from the creepiness of some of the fangirls-he was stalked once, probably twice, and one girl told him very seriously to bite her-he's ready to start high school. He hopes the craze will have died down by now.
How very wrong he is.
Since this one also got skipped: "Only on Wednesday"
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Post by readerwritergirl on Dec 17, 2010 22:13:38 GMT -8
A cursed phenomenon strikes a small town every Wednesday. Desperate for answers, a detective and one of the old residents dig through the town to find the answers.
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHEETOS?!"
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Post by Spectraitor on Dec 17, 2010 22:17:17 GMT -8
Silas is an interdimension traveller from a long line of shady salesmen. Though he can pass into any universe there is only one rule. That he return to his original world on Wednesdays. Then one day, he stumbles into an accident and must make a decision. Save a human being and find out what happens when you break the rules or continue living as he has been.
(lolwhut I know v.v )
;;>> I was too late.
An epick journey begins for Tom Thumb and his merry band of Foo Fingers as they race to rescue their beloved snack Cheetoes from an evil villain hellbent on corrupting the world with orangeness! Or something.
"Fighting the Good Flight" if that even makes sense.[/i][/size][/color][/font]
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2010 22:38:00 GMT -8
A movie made from the song it's business time.
Messy hair and green fishnets
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Post by PoisonClaw on Dec 18, 2010 6:20:35 GMT -8
A documentary in regards to the hooker life-style in most major cities.
My Eyes!!!
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Post by TheAngel'sWings on Dec 18, 2010 9:25:13 GMT -8
My Eyes: A documentary on people who have gradually lost their sight, featuring moving interviews and inspiring music, which aims to inform people about blindness.
Yeah, my funny bone isn't working right now. Also, phoenicity, are your titles based on Emilie Autumn lyrics? I can't help but think that they are... >.>
Title: A Spot of Tea.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2010 11:05:52 GMT -8
Two people have tea. And talk. About things.
I'm sure there's also a fight scene in there somewhere.
"We're going places"
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Post by readerwritergirl on Dec 18, 2010 11:28:17 GMT -8
A movie about a group of friends, bored out of their minds, decide to go on a road trip. (...I'm out of ideas D:)
IT TASTES LIKE BURNING.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2010 12:12:06 GMT -8
@angel'swings Only And the Stars are falling. The rest were unintentional. A chocolatier gets world wide fame for putting flame in chocolate. However no one seemed to realize the inevitable conclusion of biting into flame chocolate.
Because this song keeps playing in my ead because my Mom loves and inssts playing it on repeat: They say a Hero can Save us
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 19, 2010 5:41:38 GMT -8
A short interview on how the "We Need a Hero" track from the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers came to be.
"Wild Access!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2010 13:29:52 GMT -8
A movie about celebrity in the wild west.
"Muffins!"
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Post by readerwritergirl on Dec 19, 2010 16:08:22 GMT -8
A young chef travels all around the world to find the perfect muffin and possibly try to make one better. But when his rival claims to have destroyed all the muffins in the world, can the young chef fight back?
"If they attack us, we can BLINK 'em to death." (10 points if you know where this line is from)
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