Ask Prime Spino's characters

[Prime Spinosaur]

"Why am I here again?" asked Tyler too the dark lord of the Outerdark, Ulfr.

"Well, Prime Spinosaur decided he would allow others to ask us questions," said Ulfr, in a true sign that he in fact did have medium awareness, and was behind all of the times I nearly died. "And what an appropriate setting, our homeworld, to show how bleak and depressing Prime's stories are." Yeah-HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

"Just give the description you jackass," said Ulfr as he sipped on a glass of wine.

The sky was a pale gray, if you could see if behind all of the clouds, what was once fertile land is nothing more than a wasteland, outside of the abandoned city, where the ghosts of war still lingered in destroyed tanks, the skeletons of soldiers on both sides, still inside their fully encased armor, the red visors of their masks of which tubes came out of lost their glow, some of them were even cracked in.

In the street, the remains of a mother and her two children who died in arms was slowly being covered by the snow.

Where the two characters sat was inside of a large mansion that was dust on the inside and the scene of a battle between Transhumans and soldiers over five years ago. Tyler could still see the scorch marks of where the soldiers incinerated the children in order to "purge the plague". The Soldier's bodies two were piled up in a corner. On the was was spray painted...

We are Architect! Along with the symbol of a sphere being struck by a hammer.

"I wonder when our guests will be arriving," said Ulfr.

[Brandon Skyblade]

"Good lord, I'll be shocked if you've never played Fallout, cause you'd fit right at home there!" said a certain hyper, female voice.

"Oh, for the...you only have three characters, so that and the game reference gave it away. Also, WE'RE IN ANOTHER TOPIC!?" Brandon replied, pushing Brianna actually onto the scene.

"Yep! Though, I'll try not to have this degrade for a while." Brianna replied-replied.

"Weird...isn't this what Sky pictured Nyasao as before actually learning about Nyasao?" Twili noted as she walked beside Brandon. "...Without all the bodies, of course."

"I'd assume so." Brandon answered. "Wait, is he SKIPPING a line for separate people now!?"

"We're all in one spot, why not?" Brianna responded. "Anyway...what made you want to-" She cut herself off, not actually noticing Prime anywhere. "Oh, I see...HEY PRIME, FOR WHAT REASON DO YOU ENJOY UTTERLY DESOLATE SITUATIONS!"

"OW! Sis, he can hear you if you talk normally!" Brandon said, making Brianna shrug in response.

[Prime Spinosaur]

And from the heavens came a voice, that echoed in their minds, "Well, that's easy; I'm a somewhat depressing person. And yes, I've played Fallout, but interesting enough, I had no influence from that for the world Tyler and Ulfr live in. I had more influence from the Dark Tower and seeing pictures of battlefields from world war I, as bad as it sounds, Sudan was also a major influence for this world. Lost Children, the story these two are from, is more of a "in our darkest hour" kind of story. I like to think of it less as a post apocalyptic story and more of a historical event. Even though I don't even think of it as post-apocalyptic at all."

"Damn, Prime can be REAL creepy when he does that," said Ulfr. Shut up.

[Brandon Skyblade]

"His voice is the voice that can pierce the heavens, apparently." Brianna got before receiving stares. "Oh, come on!"

"Anyway...well, since you've played Fallout, would you agree with Brianna's notation that you'd fit right in there?" Brandon asked.

[Prime Spinosaur]

"I don't think I'd last a day in the Fallout universe," said the voice again.

[Brandon Skyblade]

"Somehow, I doubt that." Brianna replied.

"Uh...sis? You know that even though I'm Sky's self-insert, I'm still a bit stronger than him because of that, right?" Brandon pointed out.

"Where are you going with this?" Brianna questioned.

"If our author can't, chances are Prime can't." Brandon stated.

"...Didn't Prime put HIMSELF in the RP at one point?" Brianna asked.

"Not in a barren wasteland." Brandon stated.

"While they're busy arguing, I'll get back on track. So, is it safe to say that you can be a...well, for lack of a better term, a 'history buff?'" Twili asked.

[Prime Spinosaur]

"You're thinking of Samedi's character who just happens to have the same name," said the voice. "And what's a history buff?"

[Brandon Skyblade]

"Basically someone who's very interested in learning about all kinds of history." Twili replied while looking back at Brandon and Brianna...who were still arguing.

[Prime Spinosaur]

"Oh, well, if the fact that I just recently took a book about the Dark Ages from the Library is an indication to something, I'd say, yes."

There was a pause for a moment, the suddenly, a lightning bolt struck in between Brandon and Brianna.

Ulfr raised his brows, "How can you get along with anyone if you can't get along with your own clone?"

[Brandon Skyblade]

The two jumped back in opposite directions once the bolt struck, both wide-eyed for a moment.

"Hey, siblings argue all the time, don't they? And sure...she may not be technically a sibling, but she sure as hell likes acting like one." Brandon answered Ulfr.

"Sure do! Besides, you've wanted a sister for a while anyway, so I'm the closest you'll get to that." Brianna replied to Brandon.

"Yeah...the whole Different As Night And Day part not withstanding, of course. Which, because of your extreme take on trying to become independent from me, caused us to become." Brandon noted. "I'm the cautious one, you're the rash one."

"You're reeeeeeal cautious alright, running into Shane's lightning a while back." Brianna pointed out.

"Hey, I did that for a reason!" Brandon whined. "Wait-WHINED!? Why, you little-"

Twili went over to him and conked him on the head to shut him up. "Now then...any other time periods you like reading about?" She asked.

"Maybe the Black Plague?" Brianna guessed. "...The Spanish Inquisition?" Still silence. "Ooh, ooh, I know! The Brady Bunch reunion!"

"Stow it, Ivan Ooze..." Brandon called her.

[Prime Spinosaur]

"Both of the world wars and the cold war as well. I also tune in for government, religious and other corrupt activities. I'm especially fascinated with the Salem Witch Trails and the Jospeh McCarthy Era."

[Prime Spinosaur]

DPFAR:

Mana walked through the thick now and opened the double doors of the abandoned mansion, a few bones of a man who probably committed suicide blocked one of the doors but slid as Mana opened it.

"What have I missed?" asked Mana.

"Nothing much," said Tyler, distancing himself from Ulfr and sticking behind Mana. "He's really creepy Mana."

"I know. Anyways, we have an hour before the airforce drops mustard gas on this place, so let's get those questions underway."

[Brandon Skyblade]

"D-d-d-drops what?" Brandon asked.

"TO WIKI!" Brianna yelled.

*10.5 seconds later*
Brandon and Brianna's faces went wide as I went back to being a disembodied voice.

"Why would they do that to this place? It's an Ask topic." Twili asked.

With no Asking. You take it from there.

"Oh, right. So, uh...why the chemical warfare example?" Twili hastily asked.

[Prime Spinosaur]

"The answer is quite simple really, realism, if the government wants to exterminate the transhumans that live in abandoned cities, using Mustard Gas, there technically is nowhere to really hide. Plus, just adding to the experience. Would you like to win a free vacation to Tyler's world?" The last question was laced with humor.

[Darth Pichu]

A wild pichu walked into the topic, looking around, amazed.

"So, wait...." she began, brow furrowing, "This topic has been here for HOW long and I never noticed it."

"Nearly a year." Ratio replied, appearing behind the small electric rodent, "You never realized because you never look at the Ask Topics anyway."

"B-.. but..." Pichu stammered, "That isn't fair." she sat down, looking rather forlorn, or as forlorn as a small electric rodent could look.

"Why do you look like that anyway?" Ratio raised an eyebrow.

"Felt like it." Pichu replied, "Also I just kinda wanted to be able to say that a wild pichu appeared And disappeared."

And then she did.

Ratio blinked, "So wait... you're just going to leave me alone in here with Ulfr and Mana?"

"Not alone." an almighty voice boomed from the heavens, and Wyatt and Shane appeared out of nowhere.

"I hate you..." Ratio sighed.

"Fine then," Pichu rolled her eyes and pointed once more, allowing Seven to appear next to them.

"Thank you."

Wyatt looked around, "Where are w-...." he caught sight of Ulfr and stopped, "Oh, that makes sense..."

"Hi Tyler!" Shane waved.

"So... what are we supposed to be.. doing here?" Seven asked, "Asking questions?"

Wyatt shrugged, "But.. what are we supposed to ask them? We know them pretty well."

"I have a thought." Ratio said, approaching Ulfr, "This is for you, sir. As the main villain of our little escapade I'm sure you've managed to store up some grudges." he crossed his arms, "So, if you could see any one of us dead, no strings attached, who would it be and why?"