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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2010 17:17:48 GMT -8
Ivana and Gilberta (the female counterparts of the personified nations of Russia and Prussia respectively) sat infront of a fire place in two high backed chairs. On the table infront of them is a table with an ornate samovar with several mugs around it. Along with a couple of bottles of vodka.
"Hello, we'll be glad to answer any questions you have." Ivana said looking up."Would you like some vodka? Or would you prefer tea?"
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Post by samedi on Nov 4, 2010 9:20:05 GMT -8
"Both, if you'd be so kind." A man replied, cloaked in dark eastern attire, face concealed. He was leaning against the fireplace. "What questions were you expecting by the way?"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 4, 2010 9:57:01 GMT -8
"Heya!" Brianna said. "How ya guys doi-"
"ANOTHER. FREAKING. TOPIC!?" Brandon said. "Son of a submariner, when Lazarus called you a 'whore', he was right in a way. You're whoring yourself out in EVERY TOPIC IN SIGHT."
"And there's a problem with that? Come on, more friends will be awesome! Besides, now would be a good time to get into Hetalia." Brianna countered.
"But, we've never even watched it!" Brandon counter-countered.
"She said a good time to get INTO it, you know." Twili counter-counter-countered.
"True. But, who in the hell is Samedi using now? ANOTHER enigmatic person?" Brandon counter-counter-counter-coun-"Please stop that."
"Heh, someone's getting really antsy over the last few topics." Brianna coun...er, said.
"All these topics we're in are making my head hurt..." Brandon replied.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2010 10:13:12 GMT -8
"Just what ever you want to ask really."
Gilberta shrugged.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 5, 2010 11:01:55 GMT -8
"Wait. 'Female counterparts'?" Brianna asked. "Does that make you Opposite Sex Clones? Like me?" She continued, looking happy as can be.
"...They could just be partners to those two, sis." Brandon noted.
"Aww, but I like it when I find people with similarities to me. Like that one other Brianna!" Brianna added.
"Speaking of her, where is she? I haven't seen her around the new forum..." Twili wondered.
"She'll get here when she gets here." Brandon shrugged.
"So...what did you mean by female counterparts exactly?" Brianna asked.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2010 11:22:21 GMT -8
"In a way, da." Ivana nodded. "Have you heard of Nyotalia? It's basically all the Hetalia characters with the opposite gender. But the same personality more or less." She said pouring some tea and offering it to her guests."I personally believe that we come from a diffrent dimension."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 5, 2010 11:26:37 GMT -8
"Oh, those kind of Opposite Sex Clones. How many shows have fan stories with flipped genders again, bro?" Brianna asked.
"Just Haruhi, for all we know." Brandon replied.
"Ah well...um, him and I aren't too fond of tea, to be honest." Brianna said.
Twili, however, accepted the tea. "So...have you ever met our counterparts?" She said, sipping the tea.
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Post by Alastor on Nov 5, 2010 14:28:12 GMT -8
Deadpool rode his scooter in, Nuku-Nuku running faaaaaaar beyond.
By the time Nuku-Nuku got there Deadpool downed a few bottles of vodka, shot a few holes in roof, and ate all the chips.
"Sorry." she told the new two. "He does that."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 5, 2010 15:05:43 GMT -8
"Deadpool, old buddy, old pal!" Brianna chirped, high fiving the Merc.
"And heeeeeeeeeeeeere we go." Brandon said with his appearance.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2010 20:08:49 GMT -8
"Then here have some vodka!" Ivana said pouring a round of shots for her guests."No I have not. Though I have met ours and Gilbertas male versions brother...Ludwig."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2010 20:13:12 GMT -8
"It was fucking weird!" Gilberta said. Avoiding drinking the vodka by passing her shot to the person next to her. "He was all buff and macho. I mean I know my West is muscular for a woman but He-West like DAMN! Male-Me was awesome of course. Because I'm always awesome. No matter what."
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Post by Alastor on Nov 5, 2010 20:13:47 GMT -8
Deadpool drank every shot of vodka. "That all you got?"
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Post by samedi on Nov 6, 2010 0:41:16 GMT -8
Ar Tier sniffed the tea, took a sip, then took the vodka and did the same. After some though, he mixed the two together.
"So, tell me." He began, crossing his legs and sitting down at the table, "I thought you two hated each other. WHy are you together?"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 6, 2010 4:59:47 GMT -8
"Can he even get drunk?" Brandon asked about Deadpool.
"Dunno, don't care. Besides, we aren't legal for that stuff yet anyway, so it would have been a waste without him." Brianna said, shrugging at Deadpool being totally unaffected.
"Well, maybe he's had so much of it, he has quite a resistance to it." Twili said.
"YEAH! He's totally got on the Res Bus now!" Brianna shouted before Brandon forcefully held her down by her shoulder.
"Sis...WHO here is going to know that damn joke besides us?" Brandon asked.
"That's why it's an inside thing, bro! You intrigue people with it, then you tell them, and they go 'Ohhhhhhhh!' in amazement!" Brianna replied, a perky smiler on her face.
Brandon sighed, walking away from her. "You really are crazy. Speaking of crazy, how has Half-Mage NOT made it here yet?"
"You know, you're quite sensitive when people talk about him normally, yet you have no qualms with using his...er, insulting nickname here." Twili pointed out.
"His main purpose in these topics are to mess with my sister and everyone around her. Which is EVERYONE. I'll honestly go a bit OOC and NOT get involved." Brandon replied.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2010 17:32:57 GMT -8
Ar Tier sniffed the tea, took a sip, then took the vodka and did the same. After some though, he mixed the two together. "So, tell me." He began, crossing his legs and sitting down at the table, "I thought you two hated each other. WHy are you together?" Ivana smiled a sweet yet creepy smile. "Gilberta doesn't hate me, and she's one of my friends. Right Gilberta?" She said glancing over at the German woman with a psychotic look in her eyes. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2010 17:34:08 GMT -8
"R-Right." Gilberta nodded sipping her tea with a fearful look on her face."We're, uh, best friends. Yeah!"
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Post by samedi on Nov 7, 2010 4:23:31 GMT -8
Ar Tier look directly at Gilberta now. "And you're completely fine with this?" He asked, his tone neutral.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 7, 2010 6:12:13 GMT -8
"Yeah, you look like two peas in a pod, alright." Brianna said, rolling her eyes.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2010 12:19:13 GMT -8
Gilberta smiled a wide smile at Tier and nodded her head.
"Absolutely!"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2010 14:32:55 GMT -8
"Yeah, you look like two peas in a pod, alright." Brianna said, rolling her eyes. "Da we are!" Ivana said happily ignoring Gilberta."And soon we all will be, all shall be one with Mother Russia." |
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 8, 2010 14:45:51 GMT -8
((Carrying over Red=Brianna, Blue=Twili, Green=Brandon))
Right...ALL shall be one. Uh huh.
Sis, your sarcasm meter's giving a warning alarm.
As long as it's not the car alarm from Kingdom Hearts, I'm cool with that.
Speaking of which, you need to quit failing at that Arena. I could swear it's my neighbor's cars when you have that alarm blaring.
Not my fault the Arena's actually a CHALLENGE ON STANDARD now!
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Post by samedi on Nov 8, 2010 17:17:15 GMT -8
"Where is Father Russia?" Ar Tier asked, fascinated.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 8, 2010 17:33:14 GMT -8
Umm...that's just an expression, to refer to your country as if it were personified and female.
Then why is Hetalia mainly comprised of males?
Well, that's...actually...wow, I never thought about that.
Damn, even I didn't know such a good point...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2010 20:22:00 GMT -8
"Oh I can explain that." Gilberta said."When Himaruya started Hetalia, for fun, when he was just starting a drawing class. And all he could draw at that point were males. So by the time he learned how to draw females...most of the major countries were male."
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