ONE BIT LEFT TO GO GUYS. The day I am free from Ariana will be a glorious day indeed. There will actually be funny snarks again and stuff!
I just got back from watching the Hunger Games AND I'm once again in the throes of anxiety so we'll see how well I can snark when I'm jittery. (On an entirely separate note, THG was an awesome movie and everyone should see it. <333)
Let the snarking commence!
The end. Glorious words in this case.
Dude I know, I've only been looking forward to this day for weeks now.
Well I enjoyed snarking it...sort of. Erin you ain't, but there were a few lulz in the beginning at least.
Sexy AND mysterious AND exciting? All at once? AND ALL SPELLED CORRECTLY? This
could be good.
...Or this could end up being very, very bad. I thought that by snarking Vampire Queen I could avoid the magic piss! Curses!
How about shortening this story into ending right about...now?
You could have just said "everyone ran out of Hogwarts" and saved a lot of time. Unless you're writing this for NaNo or something.
Okay, no, seriously, you write out that hugeass name dump and then in the very next line you write a sentence that could have easily replaced it? Really?
(FYI, my mom is in the next room trying to explain The Hunger Games to my dad. I'm so excited that she liked the movie. She'd never read the book and I kind of talked her into seeing it without knowing much about it, so I'm really glad she enjoyed it! xD)
They ran for two and a half hours? I can't run for five minutes without keeling over. Very impressive.
...Okay, I get it.
ALL RIGHT ALREADY. WE GET IT.
1. That's because it's in Rome.
2. Even if it wasn't, in a few hours you'd only get maybe 30 miles at the most if you were literally running the whole way, and the castle is obviously more than 30 miles away.
I just told you. You should listen to me more often.
99% sure nobody on South Park could be called a 'darling little angel.'
Well that's easy! You've obviously skipped Step Four: ??? Complete that and then you'll get some profit. Boom done.
I'm usually pretty good at translating troll, but even I can't figure this one out.
If you were just going to give up on the mission you should have just stayed at home, seriously. (Also there are two vampires, plus Mark, who is not a vampire.)
Vampire King versus the Antichrist. Leave it to Ariana to make the potential clashing of these two fairly awesome opponents into something utterly boring.
Wait. WAIT. Were they trying to say APPARATE earlier? Not operate, but apparate? God damn Ariana, you managed to mess that one up so badly even I almost didn't catch it.
Okay, I don't really like Ariana-canon Damien, but I agree with him here. If someone made me run for two and a hour hours pointlessly, I would be pissed too.
Yeah...yeah, that's pretty much how I would react too. :<
You're the Antichrist. Swearing to God kind of affects the validity of your statement.
Dude, anger management. That's kind of extreme. There's no reason to destroy a lovely building.
Why is this even in here? No, really, why?
I thought we had already established that there are only three people/vampires in there? Now there's an army? How convenient.
Oh, thank god, someone covered the singing on the roof angle. I was just about to say, is anyone going to sing on the roof? Because this plan is fucking doomed unless someone sings on the roof. Thank you, Ariana, for remembering to have people sing on the roof and WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING.
Ooh, that's right, there ARE others there! I completely forgot. (More like my brain was trying to block it out...)
They're going to...combine their souls...? To make one person? Lolwut?
Okay I guess.
THANK YOU. Now I don't have to ask.
Well that seems awfully unfair. If they're combining their souls into a new being, both of them should die.
Um...am I going to have to ship them now or something?
I CRY A SINGLE SHINING TEAR.
Actually no I don't. Get on with it.
Combined with him? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Don't tell me you actually forgot about him. How could anyone forget Mark! Mark is awesome!
Eeyup, I ship that.
Wait. Was there ever a part 1 and 2?
YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR
FIVE MONTHS? It's seriously taken them five months to train and finally go rescue her?!
FIVE. FUCKING. MONTHS?!I literally read that as "she's a sue and a princess" and was almost impressed with Ariana for admitting it. Then I realized what she meant to say and sadface'd.
You opened. Your cell.
You opened your cell door....YOU MEAN YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT ALL ALONG WHAT THE FUCK I SAT HERE AND LISTENED TO YOU BITCH AND MOAN ALL THIS TIME AND
YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT ON YOUR OWN?! ARE. YOU. SHITTING. ME?!Don't even try to act cool right now. I'm pissed off at you.
What green goblin? Was there a green goblin there? I don't remember this at all.
If he actually meant to say that this could have been interesting. Like maybe there is something/someone the bad guys are missing. But I suspect he meant to say, "you don't know who you are messing with."
...I have to admit, naming your kid Name would mean one less line to fill out on paperwork.
It'd he awesome if he stabbed Ariana with it. Really.
I'm guessing Mark is talking now. Yay, Mark is here! Hi Mark!
Oh my god, he actually stabbed her? =DDD Christmas has come early!
Damien does so love knitting patterns after all.
Um. Look, not to be a dick or anything since your girlfriend is dying and all (yipee!) but...maybe you shouldn't have waited five months to show up? Just...y'know?
How convenient that she gets stabbed right when the baby is old enough to be born and survive. -_-
Ariana is a fucking vampire hybrid. She has powers too! USE THEM, BITCH. Or go ahead and die and get it over with.
Seriously can we move this along.
I'm probably going to regret asking this, but...how? I mean did he chew her out? Did you give birth the natural way? Did the baby just sort of rip its own way out?
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD. /o/
You just said YOU killed her. You can't turn around and blame Mark now.
Are you fucking kidding me? Really?
Seeing as how I don't know how he died in the movie, I'm going to assume that Mark actually faked his death here and pranced away into the sunset holding hands with Tim. And wearing his rainbow trenchcoat. His army of otters came along too.
I knew this was going to be bad, but I honestly expected more than this. I really did.
Well
maybe if you hadn't waited five months...
And anyway we all know she's going to be brought back to life somehow. Look, I've written suefic, and I've read suefic. She's going to come back to life.
Oh look, it's the sue-saving plot device now!
Actually I'm sitting here totally poker-facing, but you get the idea.
It's almost over, it's almost over, just relax, it's almost over...
...Damn, I used my headdesk reaction too soon. Now I don't have one for this scene. Just imagine extreme headdesking!
She's going to say yes. You seriously think I believe you'd make her say no? (On that note, if she does make her say no, I'll...I don't know, draw a picture of me admitting I was wrong or something?)
ANYWAY IT'S OVER. (Well, almost. Epilogue still.) Back to spending the evening writing Edenverse. x3 And watching ponies. Ponies are important too.