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Post by WolfBloodRei on Oct 26, 2011 18:35:12 GMT -8
Alright, I managed to bribe convince Jagger, Damien, Yukaru, and even Lucas to answer all your questions! Now, introduce yourselves.  Do I have to? -Sighs when I nod-
I'm Damien. I'm the Grim Reaper and first son of Lucifer. I like to drink wine- don't ask me for any if you do not wish for me to slice you to pieces with my scythe- and I am also in charge of all the souls that occupy Hell, as well as zombies, ghouls, and any other undead creature or demon that isn't a vampire or a werewolf.I'm Jagger. The Head vampire and the second son of Lucifer. I love to smoke and have an English accent. Because of this accent, people like to imagine me speaking like Spike for whatever bloody reason. My white hair is natural so don't call me old or I'll-Calm down, Jagger. No one is going to call you old. And no, before you ask, I DON'T sparkle.And now for the third Anti-Christ that none of you who have ever read my snarks have met: Lucas. Hi there! I'm Lucas! I look like I'm only twelve or thirteen, but I'm actually as old as Jagger is! I'm the head of werewolves. I like sweets and I'm not as serious as my two older brothers! Speaking of... Rei, you promised me cake!.... Uh, well, about that, Luke... -Gives sad puppy eyes- There is no cake?... -Gives cake- Yay! -Chomps cake in one bite-And finally, the third snarker character, Yukaru. Hello! Yukaru here. I don't have any addictions like the Anti-Christ triad, but--But if you give him caffiene, marshmellows, or chocolate, you better run for your life. ...No, Karu, you're not getting any. But Puzzle's character Luce gave me chocolate.I'm not Luce. ... Damn.Anyway, feel free to ask any of them whatever questions you wish! And myself if you want. I don't mind answering questions either >_>. |
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 26, 2011 19:13:53 GMT -8
Chibi: Oooh! Hi, everyone!
Della: Great, a reaper. Just what I needed. *Sighs* You've got quite the work load, don't you?
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Post by WolfBloodRei on Oct 26, 2011 19:26:02 GMT -8
Hey, Chibi! -Waves-
-Glances at Della- ... Indeed. Not only do I reap souls and rule over the undead, but I am also responsible with running the several dimensions of Hell- Sue Hell included and, believe me, that is just about the worst Hell dimension there is.
-Looks over at me- Rei, if you plan on having me answer questions, you'd have better-
-Don't worry, Damien, this room is completely stocked with wine.
... Good. Looks like I won't have to kill you. Yet.
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Post by Talys Alankil on Oct 27, 2011 6:52:45 GMT -8
Oh, hi everyone !
…I don't really have a question, but you look so cute ! ;D
Oh, is Lucas going to come snark something eventually ?
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Post by samedi on Oct 27, 2011 8:37:12 GMT -8
"Haha, Spike? The actor's not even english. Damn fraud." Said a translucent, childish head, dark-skinned with a mop of small dreads, appearing out of the floor.
"Anyways, you watch that show?" The apparition asked, frowning slightly, the echo of a smirk on his face.
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Post by WolfBloodRei on Oct 27, 2011 10:30:42 GMT -8
Oh, hi everyone ! …I don't really have a question, but you look so cute ! ;D Oh, is Lucas going to come snark something eventually ? I have been debating for quite some time whether to bring Lucas in for snarking. She keeps saying she won't because she doesn't want to traumatize him due to his innocence. But apparently ours is fair game.You three are old enough to handle it. Lucas is too cute and impressionable. He's the same age as me!But you're not a chibi. That means nothing!He knows nothing of the horrors of the world. Maybe it's about bloody time he did, then.Fine, I'll let him come snark. But don't blame me when it drives him insane! What's snarking? -Lucas blinks in confusion-"Haha, Spike? The actor's not even english. Damn fraud." Said a translucent, childish head, dark-skinned with a mop of small dreads, appearing out of the floor. "Anyways, you watch that show?" The apparition asked, frowning slightly, the echo of a smirk on his face. But the character is English. Someone in my snark thread said they'd imagined him with a Spike voice. -Points to me- She has watched it and forced me into watching it as well.-Sips wine- He liked it.It was alright. -Looks at Damien- Don't you dare taunt me for watching a mortal TV show when I've caught you repeatedly watching "Dead Like Me."-Shrugs- Even Death needs a hobby when he's not busy.Sure~ Whatever you say, brother. |
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 27, 2011 13:43:38 GMT -8
Chibi: Death... hobby... OOH! Do you know about a girl named Susan, Damien? She's another universe's Death's granddaughter, and she's really cool!
Regalli: Chibi. Sit.
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Post by WolfBloodRei on Oct 27, 2011 16:38:46 GMT -8
^ I don't believe I know anyone by the name of "Susan". At least, no one that's related to me. I've certainly reaped a grand number of girls name Susan, though. -Summons a list and looks at it- And there are even a few Susans to reap in the next twenty-four hours.
It's always interesting to hear about Alternate Dimension version of yourself. Other Anti-Christs, Grim Reapers, etc.
By the way. Yukaru mentioned someone named Luce before, right? What's he like?
He's an Anti-Christ from an alternate universe that really likes food. He is owned by Puzzle and he is awesome.
What kind of food?
He gave me cake =3
... Cake? I want cake! =D Introduce me to him and we can have cake together!
Maybe later, Luke...
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Post by samedi on Oct 27, 2011 17:57:29 GMT -8
The ghost grins and sinks back into the floor. After a while, Damien's wine glass leaned away from his mouth of it's on volition, followed by a slurping sound and the wine slow disappearing.
"I'm Ardent by the way." Said the voice after a pause, before resuming operation booze-slurp.
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 27, 2011 20:26:24 GMT -8
Della sighed. "As if there weren't enough of us here already. You lot still control the restored dead?" she asked.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Oct 27, 2011 21:23:52 GMT -8
Seemingly out of nowhere a young girl appeared standing before Damien, a wide smile pulled across her freckled face. She stared up at the reaper, wide eyed, sandy hair slightly frazzled from seemingly having dashed in quite unexpectedly.
"I heard you're a reaper." she said, looking quite a bit like a giddy, school aged girl, "Hi, my name is Averis. I'm a Necromancer. Huge fan of your work. I make zombies too see?" she motioned to the shambling hoards of undead that were staggering along behind her, a proud look on her face.
In the mean time a rather short statured,black haired young looking boy knelt down next to the ghost boy's head and plucked the glass out of his reach.
"Hey, don't tell me you weren't thinking of sharing." he said, taking a sip for himself.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Oct 27, 2011 22:05:03 GMT -8
Joselyn, who had appeared in a corner of the room for no apparent reason, sighed and read from a cue card. "Ardent, my author wishes to inform me that Jagger having Spike's voice was her idea and that no matter how hard she ships us, she will not allow her OC to be paired with a Buffy-hater, even if the later seasons were rather lame." She looked up. "Not that I care. I mean, if you don't care. I mean. Um. So, how's your snark of Brewdening Love coming, Damien?" Her brother Colin, who was standing next to her, suppressed a snicker.
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Post by WolfBloodRei on Oct 28, 2011 11:00:38 GMT -8
The ghost grins and sinks back into the floor. After a while, Damien's wine glass leaned away from his mouth of it's on volition, followed by a slurping sound and the wine slow disappearing. "I'm Ardent by the way." Said the voice after a pause, before resuming operation booze-slurp. Della sighed. "As if there weren't enough of us here already. You lot still control the restored dead?" she asked. Seemingly out of nowhere a young girl appeared standing before Damien, a wide smile pulled across her freckled face. She stared up at the reaper, wide eyed, sandy hair slightly frazzled from seemingly having dashed in quite unexpectedly. "I heard you're a reaper." she said, looking quite a bit like a giddy, school aged girl, "Hi, my name is Averis. I'm a Necromancer. Huge fan of your work. I make zombies too see?" she motioned to the shambling hoards of undead that were staggering along behind her, a proud look on her face. In the mean time a rather short statured,black haired young looking boy knelt down next to the ghost boy's head and plucked the glass out of his reach. "Hey, don't tell me you weren't thinking of sharing." he said, taking a sip for himself. Well, uhm. Damien doesn't really like to share his stash... >>;; Joselyn, who had appeared in a corner of the room for no apparent reason, sighed and read from a cue card. "Ardent, my author wishes to inform me that Jagger having Spike's voice was her idea and that no matter how hard she ships us, she will not allow her OC to be paired with a Buffy-hater, even if the later seasons were rather lame." She looked up. "Not that I care. I mean, if you don't care. I mean. Um. So, how's your snark of Brewdening Love coming, Damien?" Her brother Colin, who was standing next to her, suppressed a snicker. Hi Joselyn! Collin! =D -Looked away from whom he was glaring at to Joselyn- I loathe it to no end. I only take solace in the fact that it will eventually be over. -He looked back at the people who took his wine- I can send spirits to Hell, you know.Damien, behave yourself. I know how much you hate sharing your wine, but we have bigger things to do. Besides, there's plenty of wine. |
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 28, 2011 12:59:40 GMT -8
Della sighed. "Where do I send the reports to, then? And if you don't mind, I'll be photocopying them from the ones I send everyone else."
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Post by samedi on Oct 28, 2011 13:07:08 GMT -8
"You little-.. You're too young for wine!" Ardent hissed at the other boy, swiping for the glass, oblivious to the less than friendly attention Damien was giving him. The boy then looked over somewhat helplessly at Joselyn. "But-" He was cut off.
"Why would he associate with a worthless human such as you?" Riph growled from behind the girl, green eyes glaring down at the girl through a blackened porcelain face mask. Ardent winced at looked away, not wanting to get involved. He smirked at Damien instead.
"Been there twice. Boring. Left."
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Post by WolfBloodRei on Oct 28, 2011 13:55:11 GMT -8
Della sighed. "Where do I send the reports to, then? And if you don't mind, I'll be photocopying them from the ones I send everyone else." "You little-.. You're too young for wine!" Ardent hissed at the other boy, swiping for the glass, oblivious to the less than friendly attention Damien was giving him. The boy then looked over somewhat helplessly at Joselyn. "But-" He was cut off. "Why would he associate with a worthless human such as you?" Riph growled from behind the girl, green eyes glaring down at the girl through a blackened porcelain face mask. Ardent winced at looked away, not wanting to get involved. He smirked at Damien instead. "Been there twice. Boring. Left." |
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Post by Darth Pichu on Oct 28, 2011 16:46:04 GMT -8
"Hey, that's not true, Ardent, I'm older than you are." The boy crossed his arms, "You can't have everything just because you're taller."He frowned standing, making a swipe at the glass. Unfortunately, the boy's hand slipped, and he only succeeded in tipping the glass and spilling the contents. The crystal glass followed with aight tink seconds later. The boy's face drained of its color.
"Sh-Shane!" Averis shouted, "What are you doing?"
"Sorry?" Shane grinned sheepishly, staring up at Damian
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Post by Anya the Purple on Oct 28, 2011 18:03:57 GMT -8
"Worthless human?" growled Joselyn, turning and drawing her sword. For a second, she looked back at Rei's OC's. "By the way, you should totally join the RPU. MUCH more fun than the snark-verse. We get swords!" She then turned back to glare at Riph, sword pointed at his throat.
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Post by samedi on Oct 28, 2011 18:29:05 GMT -8
"Ah!" Ardent quickly sank back into the floor, sensing trouble. Riph turned her eyes on Damien.
"Not you, her." She clarified with a jerk of the head in Joselyn's direction, which was immediately followed a a bizarre event. The girl's sword began to glow, extreme heat radiating from his, the metal beginning to sag.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Oct 28, 2011 18:35:25 GMT -8
Joselyn's eyes widened as her sword began to melt. "Bitch!" she said, driving the sword into Riph. It may be turning into a liquid, but it was still pointy at the moment.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Oct 28, 2011 21:53:54 GMT -8
Averis blinked, staring at Joselyn "That's... a really bad idea, you know, right?"
"What's a 'snark-verse'?" Shane asked, scratching his head, "I... I don't get it. I thought there were just Universes and Multiverses. I've never heard of a snark-verse before."
"Joselyn!" A little shout rang out and a bubble suddenly surrounded Joselyn just before she could attempt to smite the Loa girl.
"Bad idea." Another dark haired young man suddenly entered the room. He looked just a few years older than Shane, possibly could have been his older brother, but there was a distinct air of worry on his face as he walked up to Joselyn and pulled her back by the scruff of her neck, "We know you care, but still horrible idea. Really really horrible idea."
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 28, 2011 22:19:12 GMT -8
Della sighed. "You missed the memo? Lucky you... Probably ended up in a different hell, then. Story's too long to get into, but the short version is, I'm a dead soul in a Hephaestos-made body. The Greeks still want reports from me, and I've got outstanding debts from seven different rulers of the afterworld. I'm pretty sure I still owe a version of your father for that air conditioner thing..." She trailed off.
"The snarkverse? It's kinda like a multidimensional block of movie theaters run by the Mads from Mystery Science Theater 3000. Only people like me and Rei are the Mads," Chibi replied. "Pretty nice after the sixth mind rape or so. Then you get used to things." She looked over at Yukaru. "You want anything? I don't think I'm allowed to give you anything sugary, but I've got some gum?"
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Post by Anya the Purple on Oct 29, 2011 9:28:38 GMT -8
"It's where we have to read really bad stories and comment on them," Colin explained. "It can be pretty traumatic. Legolas and Aragorn will never be the same." He shook his head.
"Let me go!" Joselyn glared at Wyatt. "If I'm going to kill this bitch, I have to do it before my sword melts!"
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Post by WolfBloodRei on Oct 30, 2011 13:14:55 GMT -8
"Sorry?" Shane grinned sheepishly, staring up at Damian "Worthless human?" growled Joselyn, turning and drawing her sword. For a second, she looked back at Rei's OC's. "By the way, you should totally join the RPU. MUCH more fun than the snark-verse. We get swords!" She then turned back to glare at Riph, sword pointed at his throat. Oh god, these guys in the RPU would be... Chaos. Riph turned her eyes on Damien. "Not you, her." Averis blinked, staring at Joselyn "That's... a really bad idea, you know, right?" "What's a 'snark-verse'?" Shane asked, scratching his head, "I... I don't get it. I thought there were just Universes and Multiverses. I've never heard of a snark-verse before." "Joselyn!" A little shout rang out and a bubble suddenly surrounded Joselyn just before she could attempt to smite the Loa girl. "Bad idea." Another dark haired young man suddenly entered the room. He looked just a few years older than Shane, possibly could have been his older brother, but there was a distinct air of worry on his face as he walked up to Joselyn and pulled her back by the scruff of her neck, "We know you care, but still horrible idea. Really really horrible idea." Della sighed. "You missed the memo? Lucky you... Probably ended up in a different hell, then. Story's too long to get into, but the short version is, I'm a dead soul in a Hephaestos-made body. The Greeks still want reports from me, and I've got outstanding debts from seven different rulers of the afterworld. I'm pretty sure I still owe a version of your father for that air conditioner thing..." She trailed off." [/b][/font][/quote] Pretty much. And Karu can have sugar, Chibi. He just can't have chocolate, caffiene, or marshmellows. Yay, gum!Oh, I love MS3K! Can I snark the next chapter you do, Rei?!... Sure. Yay!... I suddenly have a very bad feeling about this."It's where we have to read really bad stories and comment on them," Colin explained. "It can be pretty traumatic. Legolas and Aragorn will never be the same." He shook his head.
"Let me go!" Joselyn glared at Wyatt. "If I'm going to kill this bitch, I have to do it before my sword melts!" Of course, Damien, you're only worried about extra work. |
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Post by Anya the Purple on Oct 30, 2011 13:48:35 GMT -8
"Fairly traumatic," said Colin. "Edward's Secret was the worst, but I don't think Rei's gonna make you snark that one. Of course, there was that Bridge to Terabithia crossover. But that was more insulting than traumatizing."
"Awww, can't I pleeease kill her?" Joselyn whined.
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Post by Chibithulhu on Oct 30, 2011 15:24:56 GMT -8
"Yes, that's why I owe him for it," Della deadpanned.
Chibi handed the boy some gum. "Hm. Non-chocolate things... AH! I know! Caramel apples, anyone?"
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Post by samedi on Oct 30, 2011 15:59:38 GMT -8
"TRICK OR TREAT!" Ardent yelled expectantly, rising from the floorboards, swiping the gum out of Chibi's hand and hovering right in front of her.
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