Deadpool Versus Simon

[Alastor]

Deadpool twirled his pistol, standing in a full Greek arena, awaiting his opponet.
"C'mon!"

[Brandon Skyblade]

Brandon appears alone, teleporting to a random announcing booth.
"This cannot take place without the needed referee prowess of...well, anyone with a brain! That is why I am here! Though, Brianna would be better suited for this job, she has a topic for herself, so I shall take this spot!"
Brandon then leapt out of the booth, standing in between Deadpool and Simon.
"Today, this epic battle will be watched by none other than me, the newest generation of Mr. Referee! Now then, are the two contestants, Deadpool and Simon, ready!?"
He didn't give them a chance to answer. "Now then...MEDABOTS, ROBA-...er, I mean PUPPETS..."
He tried to think of another random fighting game quote that he hadn't used yet.
"THIS BATTLE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!"
"FIGHT!!"

[mekasoundwave]

And as the delcaration of "FIGHT" was declared.... there still was no Simon. Meka, watching from the stands, was confused as well. He thought he had made it clear. Did Simon chicken out?

"No... that's not like him at all. Kamina taugh him better. He'll show...."

"He'll show alright...."

As if Meka had predicted the future (or knew what he was about to write), the ground not too far from Deadpool exploded, a flash of red shooting up out of the ground. Lagann Slowly decended from it sky-high jump from the ground, coming to a stop by the walls of the arena. It's Dome opened, and Simon (post time skip, just for refrence) stood from the miniscule mech, goggles pulled down over his eyes and Boota sitting on his shoulder.

"Sorry I'm late. I had a pre-asskicking asskicking to attend to. Presidential matters and stuff. But I'm here now!"

Simon stepped out of Lagann and strode forward to Deadpool, pulling the goggles off his eyes.

"So, lets go!"

[Alastor]

Alastor threw a tomato at the ref, "STAY THE HELL OUT OF THIS FIGHT, REF!"
Deadpool ran up to Simon and pulled out his favorite pistol, pulling the trigger. Nothing.
"Oh shit."
A!Kyon cupped his hands togther around his mouth and yelled, "YOU HAVE NO BULLETS. WE TOLD YOU THIS TIME!"

[Brandon Skyblade]

Brandon swiftly dodged the tomato.
"Hey, hey! I'm not interrupting it, you idiot!"
He then jumped back up to the announcing booth, taking over a conveniently placed mic...even though it's a Greek arena.
"And Deadpool makes the first stri-er...fail. That's...actually quite a shock. Deadpool out of ammo? Never thought I'd see the day, folks!"

[mekasoundwave]

Simon looked down at the ammoless pistol, trying not to laugh at the Merc with a mouth's dificulties. Deep inside, he was relieved. Deadpool without a gun was less dangerous than Deadpool with a gun.

So, Simon charged forward at Mr. Without a Gun, cocking his fist back to deliver a well placed right hook to his Jaw.

[Brandon Skyblade]

"And first blood goes to Simon! Oh, and by the way, this might be to the death, but you'll just revive when it's all over. Go absolutely nuts! Also, first and only kill wins! Why am I making the rules? CAUSE THEY MAKE SENSE, THAT'S WHY! ...Oh, wow. I need to seriously stay away from Brianna more often..."

[Alastor]

Deadpool saw the blood that ran down his cheek, "Oh hell no!" he shouted.
He then hit Simon with a super bar to the face.

[mekasoundwave]

And Thus he was slapped. Rubbing his sore face, Simon asked the question one always asked upon being hit with part of the forth wall.

"Where'd you even GET that? We aren't in a fighting game right now!...Are We?"

Simon decided not to take a moment to ponder his place in the universe, and jumped to drop kick Deadpool in his chest.

[Alastor]

Before Deadpool could react, a shadow dropped down on the arena.
"Simon...? I think we need to take a brief break."

[Brandon Skyblade]

"Break? Oh hell NO, are you derailing this story!! What the hell could it possibly be to interrupt this fight!?" Brandon shouted.

[Alastor]

The shadow dropped down, "I WILL WAIT UNTIL HALF TIME THEN, PUNY HUMANS."

[mekasoundwave]

"Oh no, don't you wimp out me, Deadppol! Don't tell me that's alll you g-" Simon looked up, becoming aware of what was going on.

"Oh. Okay, maybe that would be reasonable...."

Simon began backing up to go get in Lagann again.

[Alastor]

"HALF. TIME." The shadow boomed.

Deadpool shot at Lagann.

[Brandon Skyblade]

"Uh...someone wanna tell me what this shadow is?"

[Alastor]

"I AM A REALLY BIG MECH." The shadow yelled.
Deadpool tried to steal Lagann.

[mekasoundwave]

"A shadow is an area where direct light from a light source cannot reach due to obstruction by an object. But that's not important right now!"

Simon figured they would have to wait until 'half-time'. So he ran back at Deadpool, and sweeped the leg like Cobra Kai.

[Alastor]

"SAYS THE GUY FROM GURREN LAGANN!"

"OW!" Deadpool yelled, countering with a punch to the gut.

[mekasoundwave]

Simon stumbled back from the punch, but shook the pain off.

"DON'T CRITICIZE MY LACK OF GROUNDINGS TO THE RULES OF REALITY. PLUS, YOU COMMUNICATE WITH THE LITTLE YELLOW BOXES. AND STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY ROBOT. NOT THAT YOU COULD EVEN PILOT IT WITHOUT THE CORE DRILL AND ENOUGH MANLINESS."

Simon suddenly realized he had given away the secret to piloting Lagann.

"Boota! Give me a distraction!"

The pig mole nodded and jumped off Simon's shoulder, flying at Deadpool and smacking him in the face, clinging to him as SImon ran to his mech.

[Brandon Skyblade]

"I didn't mean the definition of a shadow, you twit!" Brandon shouted, despite not being British whatsoever.
"Fine, then, if it's a mech fight you want...I NEED MEGA...wait, that's five people. I NEED TIGERZORD POWER NOW!"

*Silence*

"...Oh, morph first. Very well."
*pulls out Tommy's old morpher from out of nowhere*
"IT'S MORPHIN' TIME! TIGERZORD!
*Suddenly, White Ranger*
"I NEED WHITE TIGERZORD POWER NOW! White Tigerzord...Battle Mode! BATTLE READY NOW!" *jumps in*
"Tigerzord, convert to Warrior Mode now! POWER UP!"
*Cue White Ranger, Tiger Power*

"I'll take care of the shadow! You two keep up the entertainment!"

[Alastor]

"Oh hey! Pig mole! My favorite!" Deadpool smirked in response.
He then ran twoards Lagann.

"OH HEY A KITTY CAT!" The mech, from now on refered to as 'FRED', shouted.

[Brandon Skyblade]

"...Weird, Warrior Mode looks nothing like a kitty-oh, the face on the chest. Right." Brandon said.
"LAUNCH TIGER FIREBALL!" He shouted, making the white mech launch said fireball at the shadow, following up with sword slashes from its oddly-colored yellow saber.

[Alastor]

"BAD KITTY!" Fred yelled in retallition, a gigantic robot's hand appearing to swat the Tigerzord, sending it into the now abandoned bleachers.

[Brandon Skyblade]

"Ow...oh, now you dun pissed me off. Saba, take over!" Brandon said to the white tiger sword.
"With pleasure!" The tiger head responded.
With Saba's experience, the Tigerzord was easily able to get up and charge at the shadow, knocking it down and following up with a downward stab.
"ZELDA 2 STYLE! GO DOWNSTAB GO!" Brandon yelled.

[mekasoundwave]

Boota then proceed to jump off Deadpool's face and bite him on the neck, going for the jugular.

Meanwhile, Simon kept running towards Lagann, and jumped inside.