Ratio: cutting my author's internet connection will not actually kill me, Ulfr. Contrary to popular belief
Ulfr: I know that. That's why I hid this gun in a Lolipop. *Pulls out pistol*
Ratio: Wouldn't it be easier to just.... bring the pistol =P
Ulfr:...NO! The Lolipop was essential too the plot!
Ratio: Besides, I've been shot already. Came back. wasn't so bad
Ulfr: Accept this gun doesn't shoot bullets...
Ratio: ._. fine then. I'll bite. What does it shoot, Ulfr? Puppies?
Ulfr: *Pulls triger* *Bees are unleashed*
Ratio: YEMERCIFULGODS!! >_< WHAT THE HELL ULFR?
Ulfr: BEEEEES! BEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Ratio: *nukes the bees with fire* <_< not. amused.
Ulfr: Oh but I most certainly am.
Ratio: >=/ *gets out a pistol and shoots puppies at Ulfr*
Ulfr: *Smacked in the face by puppy* OW! *Shoots more bees*
Ratio: DAMMIT ULFR. You've gone and MADE me get out the puppy gun. NO ONE is happy when I get out the puppy gun!
Keiko: *grabs a stray puppy* Gingkyo, you know how you want a puppy? *goes to find the little girl as the puppy starts licking her ear.*
Ratio: That's my ammo, dammit! >=/ *shoots Ulfr with the Puppy gun again*
Ulfr: AH! *Hit* OW! Fucking cock sucker! *Shoots more bees at Ratio*
Ratio: Guh. Blast it.. You'll pay for this Ulfr *shoots more puppies at Ulfr*
Seven: Hey you guys wh-.. *sees the fight going on* Yeah I'm going the other way now. o-o;
Ulfr: OW! *Shoots more bees*
atio: *swolen from bees* Dammit get these accursed bees away from me *shoots more puppies at Ulfr*
Ulfr: *Gets behind cover* *Shoots more bees*
Ratio: *incinerates the bees* Alright enough of this! Lets settle this like men!
Ulfr: *Cosmic dark energy that warps the laws of physics* Sure thing.
Ratio:*self heals* Of course, the playing feild is hardly level with you gaining unlimited power. May as well level things out *pulls phylactery out from under his robes.* Oh right. I already did. *signature flares to the point of being visibile to the non-magical eye* >=] lets do this Ulfr.
Ulfr: *Kicks Ratio in the nads*
Ratio: gh- >_<; ye gods, Ulfr what the hell?
Ulfr: I call 'em when I see 'em.
Ratio: So that's how we're playing, are we? In that case *knees Ulfr in the groin*
Ulfr: Cup, remember, oh wait, I took it off. So where's the*Pain kicks in* There we go. *Hits him while on the ground*
Mana: This is one of the most pathetic displays I have ever seen.
Ratio: *body slams him* I'mma kill you Ulfr
Seven: tell me about it.. =P Seven: Popcorn? *offers him a bag*
Keiko: Thank you. *grabs a little bit*
Ulfr: JESUS! And I thought Lazarus was fat! *Throws him off*
Ratio: <_< *puts Ulfr in a headlock* stay down now
Ulfr: *Bites him with his sharp teeth*
Ratio: Gah! o-o; *punches Ulfr in the jaw* Off me!!
Ulfr: NO UUUUUUUU! *Kicks him in the face*
Ratio: *blinks, dazed* Oh yeah? >=O *twists Ulfr's arm behind his back*
Ulfr: *Uses other hand to poke Ratio in the eyes*
Ratio: augh >_o *bites Ulfr's Finger*
Ulfr: OW! *Bites his nose*
Ratio: gerroff meh <_<
Mana: *Gets out Tranq darts*
Seven: ._. is that entirely necessary?
Ulfr: You first!
Ratio: NO U!!! *beats Ulfr across the head with his fist*
Ulfr: *Kicks him in the jaw*
Mana: Look at them Seven, this is getting way too pathetic.
Seven: you're right =/ *casts a sedation spell over Ulfr and Ratio*
Ulfr: *Sleeping cuddled up with Ratio*
Mana: So much blackmail material and so little time.
Ratio: *sucking his thumb* hmmn
Seven: ^_^; he... always does this. It's not a surprise really