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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Jan 30, 2011 19:00:15 GMT -8
Like I said: Simply put, anyone and everyone messing up in one way or another. You can also include yourself as part of the directing crew, as an added feature! Also, as another change, you can make a blooper out of any (and I mean ANY. Like, way before I even got here "any.") moment in HWYCA's history! So, LET'S. GET. MOOOOOVING!
(Oh, and if you don't remember the old lines from before TS V3 or are too lazy to look up the recent ones, you may paraphrase.)
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*Back at the Akuma building*
With Twili right behind her, Brianna charged straight towards Lazarus-and was already falling down the stairs?
"How did...CUUUUT, CUT, CUT!" I shouted. "Brianna, this isn't Girlchan in Paradise! You can't just magically fall down like that!" I yelled...to the knocked out Brianna. "Oh...someone help her up..."
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Post by samedi on Feb 1, 2011 17:00:58 GMT -8
A sign appeared infront of the camera: ::LOL!:: followed by Ardent holding a tripwire.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Feb 1, 2011 17:30:21 GMT -8
Brianna quickly woke up and saw Ardent holding the wire. "YOU BASTARD, that could've killed me!! I'll kick your ass for that, you little sunnava bi-"
(Next Scene)
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*Much earlier, at the shop*
Brianna...just accidentally lost her match with Shane for the Soul Calibur fight.
"Wait, WHAT!? You Ring Out abusing little hack! I'm calling total BS on that! Uh uh, script says I WIN, YOU LOSE! GAAAAAAAH! Damn it, Half-Mage, you suck...I'll be in my trailer." Brianna said before stomping out.
"...We have a trailer?" Brandon asked.
"Don't question it...just let her gaming attitude vent itself." Twili suggested.
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Apr 21, 2011 18:08:11 GMT -8
Brianna was looking at her watch and walking. She climbed up onto a balancing bar, then fell upon her butt when Azure pushed her.
"Why you lousy son of a bit-" DJ covered Brianna's mouth just in time.
"Sorry, Azure".
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Apr 21, 2011 18:34:11 GMT -8
"Okay...who let them on the set?" Brianna said before Sky jumped to glomp Brienne. "Uh...Sky? We kinda need to film a-oh never mind."
"You can watch our bloopers if you want to." Sky said to Brienne with a smile.
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*Twili being frozen*
Twili didn't realize the freezing spell until it was too late...and promptly fell over before anyone could do anything.
"OW! This floor...really hurts..." She said, as the freezing spell was only somewhat unreal. The can't-move-her-body part, however, was.
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Apr 22, 2011 10:19:23 GMT -8
*after a defeat of Lazerus*
"Is there a circle of hell big enough for his fat ass?"
"Cut! Sakura, language."
"Fine. For Lazerus' fat tushy. Happy?"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Apr 22, 2011 10:41:22 GMT -8
"Oh, who said 'cut' there!? Come on, she can swear!" Brianna said, a bit grumpy from the sudden cut. "We're bordering PG-13 and R anyway..."
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*Lazarus's Brandon illusion, shortly after he...well, you know*
Brianna pulled away from the illusion Brandon very quickly, in a huge fit of rage.
"GRR...WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT UP THAT DAMN BIT OF TWINCEST RIGHT THERE!? WHOEVER IT WAS, I'M GONNA KILL THEM FOR GIVING ME NIGHTMARES!!" She screamed, potentially hurting everyone's ears.
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Apr 22, 2011 10:57:26 GMT -8
"Thank you. See?"
"Yeah, yeah."
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*as Lazerus holds Wyatt captive*
"Don't crush Wyatt with your huge weight!" Sakura yelled.
Me: "How many fat comments can you make?"
"How much time do we have?"
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on Apr 22, 2011 11:36:39 GMT -8
"Alright, until I have a blooper of my own..."
--------Scene where Brienne wakes up--------
Brienne woke up and saw her glaive stuck in a man's back. She withdrew it but the man groaned and got up.
"Oh for fuck's sakes, GET BACK DOWN!" Brianna yelled as she kicked the man in the back.
The man refused, "NO! I'm not about to be killed by some fat chick!"
DJ and Joshua started beating the man with sticks, trying to get him to get down once and for all. Then finally, Brianna stuck her glaive into the man for real.
"Cut! You weren't supposed to really do it!"
"Oh shut it, he wouldn't stay down!"
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Post by Darth Pichu on Apr 22, 2011 14:36:49 GMT -8
After twincest scene. Ratio: *in the back ground holding a video camera* Seven:... You know... if Clefina saw you... Ratio: What? *still rolling* It's good black mail. You know, taken out of context of course. Seven:... you know... there are no words. I need to get ready for the next scene. (Earlier Scene. Blue and Maverik might know this one) Matti: *gets out his Ipod to show the Brotherhood what future technology is like* *Ipod turns on* Ipod: It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! Matti: Ah! *covers ears* It burns!! Seven: *staring* The hell is... Ratio:  ; *cut to Elliot snickering in the background* Director: Cut! Take the Ipod away and get Matti some death core. I think his ears are bleeding a little. Ratio: <_< >_> *steals Ipod* *puts earbuds in* ^_^ *singing softly* Its Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! |
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Apr 22, 2011 15:48:06 GMT -8
*Same scene as Pichu's last one; going over the background tapes with my crew*
Brandon: Ye gods, that song...wait, if this is from back then, how does the song exi-*shot*
Brianna: *holding a water gun*
Twili: Can we change scenes?
Brianna: *sees Ratio mimicking one of the chicks from the car scene of the song* His hand IS A DOLPHIN! XD
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Apr 22, 2011 19:28:42 GMT -8
*same scene as before*
Sakura: "Mattie!" *kneels down and checks to see if ears bleed* "Can you hear me?" *grabs at the monogrammed napkin her parents make her carry at all times* "You're going to be all right." *wipes at an ear*
(edit: I know Laz isn't fat, but that plotbunny kept bugging me.)
*Wyatt tells Laz he lost Clefina because he's a douche*
Sakura: "Besides, most women don't want anything to do with you and your fat ass."
Me:*sighing* At least think of more creative fat comments.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Apr 23, 2011 6:12:52 GMT -8
*Same scene*
Brianna: Ooh, ooh, I'll join! Laz's ass is so fat, he got stuck in the door to Hell when he got brought out!
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Post by Darth Pichu on Apr 23, 2011 6:14:07 GMT -8
Lazarus: *Eating a deep fried twinkie* I'm not fat, what're you talking about. Ratio: Umm, actually *pokes Lazarus's belly* *jiggles* Lazarus: The hell do you think you're doing Vartle. Ratio: ^_^ I know you Lazarus. You just use your illusions to keep your weight down. Lazarus: That's not true! Ratio: Lazarus: It's not THAT true. Ratio: Lazarus:... <_< I hate you |
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Apr 23, 2011 9:25:27 GMT -8
*Sakura and Gingkyo laugh*
Gingkyo: *poking Lazerus' belly* "It's like jello! Sakura, didn't you say something about corsets?"
Sakura: *nodding*: "A lot of dudes nowadays wear them so it'll help them suck in that gut. Maybe you should try it, Laz." She laughed again. "Anyway, how the hell can you eat that deep-fried crap?"
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Post by Darth Pichu on Apr 24, 2011 20:45:35 GMT -8
Averis: Undeads... They're undeads. Vampires to be specific.
Seven: Vampires huh? Vampires.. aren't they sensitive to light?
Ratio: You've fought with Vampires before?
Seven: No. But I've heard the lore.
Seven cast the spell, and immediately the entire lot of Vampires began angsting over their cursed existences and sparkling like mad.
Seven: What?
Director: Cut! The hell is all this?
Averis: We had to cut costs so I hired on some extras from the Twilight filming. =P They were cheaper than real ones.
Wyatt: *pokes one* Are they even dead?
Averis: Yeah, you guys, this isn't working out. You'll have checks in the mail for today but I really don't think this is going to work.
Vampire extra#1: Guh! Betrayed by my one love who's eyes sparkle like bitter pools of agony and woe. Oh cruel vial of saccharine agony!
Averis: Yeah... could someone get them out of here?
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on Apr 29, 2011 19:15:57 GMT -8
Sakura: *bringing out a crossbow with flame arrows.* "Leave it to me and stand back! ~_^" *As she says 'and stand back, she holds up the crossbow and makes a 'let's rock' sign where she's winking. She then signals Gingkyo, who tips over a barrel of sesame seed oil and another with sake and gasoline, both on the vamps and the ground they're on. She then squeezed the trigger to set fire to the oil and the vamps who start to scream bloody murder.*
Vampire 2: "Oh, cruel fate, why do you torment us so? Life is but a walking shadow."
Sakura: "Just scream and die already!"
Gingkyo: "They even die like pretentious losers."
Sakura: *nodding as she pats Gingkyo's head* "That they do. Good thing Mother and Father are away on Tsunami relief still. They would throw a fit otherwise because I let you near flammable stuff. You didn't get anything on you, did you?"
Gingkyo: *sniffs* "Huh uh."
Sakura: *breathing sigh of relief* "Good. Now, later we'll have to get an outfit like that. In the meantime, change out of and dispose of it."
((A cake if anyone saw Black Butler and can guess the references. Or just Youtube it. XD))
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on May 9, 2011 4:00:09 GMT -8
*Twili being thawed out*
Twili: Bran...don?
Brandon: T-Twili! You're alright! Ye gods, you're alive! *hugs her*
Twili: I-I...
Brianna: *sneaks behind her* I WAS FROZEN TODAY!
Twili: *turns around and slaps her*
Brandon: Way to downplay a heartwearming revival...
Brianna: *rubbing her face* But, it's too serious around here! T_T
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*Brienne's introduction*
Brianna: Your name's Brianna, too?
*short pause*
Brianna: That's so cool! We have the same name! We can hang out together and-
Me: Brianna, for fuck's sake...
Brianna: What? Come on, you KNEW I wanted to say that!
Me: You KNOW HER already outside of this, number one. Number two, that makes you look like a too trusting dunce!
Brianna: Geez, sue me for being nice to your lover's characters...
Me: We're trying NOT to have a total bias like that in here, even with our love. >_>
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on May 9, 2011 4:08:31 GMT -8
Lazarus: *Eating a deep fried twinkie* I'm not fat, what're you talking about. Ratio: Umm, actually *pokes Lazarus's belly* *jiggles* Lazarus: The hell do you think you're doing Vartle. Ratio: ^_^ I know you Lazarus. You just use your illusions to keep your weight down. Lazarus: That's not true! Ratio: Lazarus: It's not THAT true. Ratio: Lazarus:... <_< I hate you Ulfr: *Looks at Lazarus* Damn! They weren't kidding when they said jigglypuff. |
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on May 9, 2011 4:30:38 GMT -8
Brianna: *busting a gut* Good lord, Ulfr, you need a cookie for that one!
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on May 9, 2011 4:51:50 GMT -8
Ulfr: Better be chocolate chip.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on May 9, 2011 4:54:36 GMT -8
Brianna: I'd assume you can make it anything you want. >_> *gives cookie*
Brandon: You know, you giving HIM a cookie is pretty frightening...
Brianna: Who knows, maybe me, him and Shane can go on an awesome rampage sometime! ^_^
Brandon: Ye...merciful...gods...
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Post by Darth Pichu on May 9, 2011 6:52:41 GMT -8
*Twili being thawed out* Twili: Bran...don? Brandon: T-Twili! You're alright! Ye gods, you're alive! *hugs her* Twili: I-I... Brianna: *sneaks behind her* I WAS FROZEN TODAY! Twili: *turns around and slaps her* Brandon: Way to downplay a heartwearming revival... Brianna: *rubbing her face* But, it's too serious around here! T_T ; DO YOU REALIZE HOW LONG I WAS WAITING FOR THAT? XD |
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on May 9, 2011 9:03:37 GMT -8
Ulfr: Better be chocolate chip. Sakura: "I think Laz has had a few too many chocolate chip cookies in his life." |
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on May 9, 2011 10:52:14 GMT -8
*Twili being thawed out* Twili: Bran...don? Brandon: T-Twili! You're alright! Ye gods, you're alive! *hugs her* Twili: I-I... Brianna: *sneaks behind her* I WAS FROZEN TODAY! Twili: *turns around and slaps her* Brandon: Way to downplay a heartwearming revival... Brianna: *rubbing her face* But, it's too serious around here! T_T ; DO YOU REALIZE HOW LONG I WAS WAITING FOR THAT? XD Twili: OH YEAH, THANKS FOR THAT. >_< Me: Too long, Pichu. ^_^ |
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on May 9, 2011 12:18:10 GMT -8
*Brienne's introduction* Brianna: Your name's Brianna, too? *short pause* Brianna: That's so cool! We have the same name! We can hang out together and- Me: Brianna, for fuck's sake... Brianna: What? Come on, you KNEW I wanted to say that! Me: You KNOW HER already outside of this, number one. Number two, that makes you look like a too trusting dunce! Brianna: Geez, sue me for being nice to your lover's characters... Me: We're trying NOT to have a total bias like that in here, even with our love. >_> Me: *doesn't know what to say* DJ: *eating a sandwich* Me: SANDVICH! GIMME SANDVICH! DJ: Fuck no! Me: FOR FUCKS SAKE DJ GIMME THAT FUCKING GODDAMN SANDWICH OR I WILL MURDER YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FAMILY! DJ: *drops it* Me: Ugh...don't want it now..*looks at Sky* You gonna eat that? |
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Post by Darth Pichu on May 9, 2011 19:41:15 GMT -8
Lazarus: *can be seen eating DJ's dropped sandwich*
Ratio: ... You're really not helping your case you know.
Lazarus: =P You really don't get tired of telling fat jokes do you? I'll have you know I'm the proper weight for my height thank you very much.
Ratio: I never knew that the proper weight jiggled so much.
Lazarus: <_<
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Post by bluedemonhybrid on May 9, 2011 19:50:15 GMT -8
Sakura: *laughing* "Lazlo, you have a problem. DJ, do you know if that sandwich has mayonnaise? It'll make itself known in a week."
Gingkyo: "How can we get tired of the fat jokes, Lazy?"
Sakura: "That's right: we hate you and you seem to be physically unable to keep food out of your mouth."
Gingkyo: "Do you know if that mayo will go for his ass or increase his bitch-tits?"
Sakura: "First: where did you hear that last one, second: watch your mouth and third: I don't know."
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Post by Darth Pichu on May 9, 2011 19:56:33 GMT -8
Averis: ^_^ *holding up a cue card with the word "penisfruit" written on the front* Atta girl, Gingkyo!
Wyatt:... You know, I really shouldn't have to be the one to ask this but... is your one goal in life dedicated to corrupting our youth as much as humanly possible?
Averis: Add that to a healthy dose of reanimating the dead, aaand yup. You've got it in a nutshell. ^_^
Wyatt:... I give up. =P
Averis: Have fun. =D *Holds up another cue card with the word "Fagface" printed on it*
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Post by Brianna Ravenquist on May 9, 2011 20:03:21 GMT -8
DJ: It did have mayo on it. It was a chicken salad sandwich....
Me: Jeez Deej, have you ever heard of common courtesy? At least get one for me too!
DJ: It was the last one...
Me: Bullshit! The caterers must have made a lot!
DJ: The caterers were smoking weed when I was there, and there was only this sandwich left
Me: Someone needs to fire them....*shoots the caterers with a revolver* There we go!
DJ: They're dead!
Me: That's my way of firing them ^_^
DJ: But...you...
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