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Post by Alastor on Oct 31, 2010 9:59:22 GMT -8
"And it only took 5,877,522,399 insaults!" Deadpool's yellow thought box said.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Oct 31, 2010 10:04:02 GMT -8
"Indeed." Yami!Shane's eyes narrowed at Deadpool. His mindslaves were dwindling. This wouldn't do at all.
Mindslave Maric proceeded to parry another one of Deadpool's attacks and then swung high aiming for his head.
"Now that is going to miss and he's going to step back, parry into a low fifth guard and then try to go under his opponent's blade." Stephon said, "He always does that. He's a terrible swordsman, even as a mind slave."
"How do you know that?"
"I've fought him before." Stephon replied, "He's a terrible swordsman. I could do better."
"Really?" Yami!Shane asked, "Well that's great then. I'll just mind crush you then."
And he did. Mindslave Stephon reared up taking his broadsword in hand and proceeding to slice down at Deadpool's head.
Celeste stared for a second, and then proceeded to grab Stephon's spilled popcorn and begin eating it, saying nothing.
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Post by Alastor on Oct 31, 2010 10:06:41 GMT -8
"OW!" Deadpool yelled, his healing factor kicking in as he returned from hell.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Oct 31, 2010 12:36:37 GMT -8
"Why you little...you DARE to hurt the Merc with a Mouth!?" Brianna said, stepping in front of Deadpool as he came back. "It is ON LIKE DONKEY KONG now! Mind if I borrow this for just one second?" Brianna added, "borrowing" Deadpool's pistols. "DUCK AND COVER!" Brandon said, jumping behind Skyblade and Twili.
"Bang bang! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bang! BANG BA-BANG!" Brianna shouted as she shot at both Mindslave Stephon and Yami Shane.
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Post by Alastor on Oct 31, 2010 12:41:00 GMT -8
Deadpool wiped a tear from his eye. "I love my fans." Bakura poked Tagger. "You're my mind slave now." Mind crushing him.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Oct 31, 2010 12:48:38 GMT -8
"Epic team up time, pal?" Brianna asked, barely able to contain her excitement. "Besides, you're the main inspiration for my attitude!" Brandon poked his head out behind himself and Twili. "You gonna stop sucking up to him or are you gonna fight?" "Whenever he's ready!" Brianna said, raring to go.
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Post by Alastor on Oct 31, 2010 12:52:15 GMT -8
Deadpool continued to wipe tears. "God this fighty time has been fun."
"Aren't you going to attack?" A!Kyon asked Yami Bakura. "Naw."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Oct 31, 2010 13:01:43 GMT -8
"Then you are unwise to lower your DEFENSES!" Brianna shouted, going for the head. "Aaaaaaaaaaand..." She let the bullets fly, hitting Yami Bakura several times, some square in the forehead. "Hey, Deadpool, I got a line for that. How about 'BOOM, HEADSHOT!'"
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Post by Alastor on Oct 31, 2010 13:04:53 GMT -8
Deadpool also decided to shoot at Yami Bakura, "Works."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Oct 31, 2010 13:13:43 GMT -8
"Well, that felt awesome. You can have these back now." Brianna said, giving Deadpool back his weapons. "Hah, all I needed was to blow off some steam!" She stretched and walked back to her friends. "Hey, one of you get this Shadow Realm crap out of here, it really doesn't go well with our room."
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Post by Darth Pichu on Oct 31, 2010 15:32:34 GMT -8
A smile crossed Yami!Shane's face as he turned to face Brianna, "I'm afraid I can't allow you to do that." he said, "You may have managed to kill Bakura, but he was a weakling. I assure you, you'll have no such ease with me."
He raised his arms summoning Mindslaves Shane, Maric and Stephon forward. The three formed a half circle around the Skyblades and Deadpool.
"Kill them all! Leave no survivors!" he commanded, raising his rod high, "And once you've done that leave their souls to me. I'll do with them as I wish."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Oct 31, 2010 15:52:49 GMT -8
"Oh." "My." "Fucking." "God." Twili, Skyblade, Brianna and Brandon said, all in that order. "Heh...considering I can't fight at all...I'm gonna just...uh, fall back. And by fall back, I mean cower behind you three." Skyblade said. "Hey, other bro, do me a favor and give us Birth By Sleep loaded in that PSP, why don't ya?" Brianna asked. Skyblade did just that, knowing what she was up to. "How do you guys have that MegaMan-style power again?" "Well...it's only for these non-serious topics. You wouldn't dare give us that for an actual story, now would you?" Twili replied. "I see...well, here you go." Skyblade answered, giving the trio the PSP. Each of the trio held it for a second, then giving it back to Skyblade. "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!" Brianna screamed, with each of the trio clutching their shoulder and holding a ball of light in front of them.
"Ventus D-Link!" Brandon yelled. "Aqua D-Link!" Twili shouted. "Terra D-Link!" Brianna cried out. The trio then became encased in the same armor as the Birth By Sleep Keyblade Masters. "KEYBLADE RANGERS!"
"...I can't believe you're using this in an actual topic..." Brandon said, mimicking Kyon's famous facepalm.
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Post by Alastor on Oct 31, 2010 15:57:07 GMT -8
Deadpool hummed the MMPR theme, "Hey Brianna? Remember how we fought the EVIL POSSESSED BABY?"
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Post by Darth Pichu on Oct 31, 2010 16:09:18 GMT -8
"You fought a possesed baby?" Yami!Shane asked, "What is WRONG with you people?"
He raised an eyebrow at the trio, "Really?" he asked.
Well, you're the one going on about this shadow realm thing. That's pretty lame too. I say just kill them, cut out their innards and then drip the juices out and let them rot their own faces.
Yami!Shane froze a look of disgust on his face, Where do you come up with this stuff?
I'm a ten year old and I kill as a hobby. It's what I do. Ask my author.
In the mean time his author was happily munching on popcorn, sitting next to Celeste, "I'm a terrible person too."
Yami!Shane sighed, "Just.. why don't you just kill them?" He asked
The three mind slaves lunged at the three ... rangers? Sword and magic in hand the three descended upon the trio, ready to spill blood.
Just don't kill them too much.Ten year old Shane warned, I still want my turn.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Oct 31, 2010 16:49:37 GMT -8
"I remember that baby thing. Good times, good times..." Brianna said. "I'm on Half-Mage!" Brandon said. "I got Red Mage!" Twili said. "I got...wait, the hell is Stephon again? Oh, whatever!" Brianna said.
The trio rushed the opposite trio, Keyblades in hand. Instead of trying to clash weapon for weapon or magic, they just focused on ending it right away. Brandon went to stab Shane in the chest, Twili went for the limbs and Brianna went for the total decapitation.
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Post by Alastor on Oct 31, 2010 16:59:14 GMT -8
"Hey Melvin-Shane!" Deadpool said, walking up to him, "Let's play roshambeau."
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Post by Darth Pichu on Oct 31, 2010 17:45:09 GMT -8
Yami!Shane frowned, "Roshambeau.. what's..."
"Roshambeau!" Ten year old Shane burst forward just long enough to call a ball kicking spell and brought the Millenium rod up squarely between Deadpool's legs. Yami!Shane winced.
Celeste sighed, watching the battle formations wind up, "So much wrong with this picture." she said.
"You're telling me." I said, sipping on a cup of raspberry iced tea (to which college got me addicted to)
In the mean time Mindslave Shane found himself being stabbed squarely in the chest by a keyblade. Or rather, perhaps stabbed wasn't quite the term, for as useful a weapon the keyblade was as a magical entity, they did have the downfall of having few to no sharp edges on them what so ever and thus nothing to penetrate the skin with. Shane found himself being forced back by the blow, and proceeded to grab the decidedly metal key and send a surge of magical electricity through it, frying Brandon soundly.
Maric in turn parried Twili's blow quickly and then quickly disengaged around her two handed keyblade with his one handed rapier, ducking under the guard to make a quick and deadly stab to the lower chest.
"Honestly, why does everyone always try to attack Stephon from above?" Celeste asked as Stephon stepped back, raising his blade to parry in a high fifth guard.
"Really, he's using a broadsword. It's a cleaving weapon." Celeste went on, "The only guards you can really do with it are five, four, three and sometimes one."
Stephon angled his sword down, catching Brianna on the outside.
"But if you try to go from above then if he catches you, you've got your entire front left unguarded and open."
Pointed his sword down and brought his blade around, swinging about to catch the girl in the flank.
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Post by Alastor on Oct 31, 2010 17:56:40 GMT -8
Deadpool double over in pain. "Dog... Pool... Sic... 'em." he muttered as his cainine counterpart attacked Melvin-Shane.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Oct 31, 2010 18:02:09 GMT -8
"Okay, stabbing with this thing isn't such a good idea-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Brandon screamed as the electricity surged through him. Part of his skin felt quite charred, but his armor took most of the hit. "Ow...that...stung like a boss." Okay, physical attacks might not work. Alright then, new plan...Shotlock! Flame Salvo! He stood still, mentally targeting Shane around 15 times and unleashing fireballs for each target. Meanwhile, Brandon slowly tried to rush Shane as he caught up to the fireballs.
Twili collapsed to one knee after the stabbing, not expecting such a blow so soon. Bad call...enough of that, Aqua's more magic-based, so magic it is! And besides...Red Mages don't have the magical defense that pure mages do. "Wind!" She said as she barely raised the Keyblade up to cast an Aeroga spell, whipping Maric into the tempest. She then threw the Keyblade at Maric in a Strike Raid maneuver.
"There's something you've forgotten, Celeste." Brianna said as she barely dodge rolls out of the way. "I'M A LEFTY!" She yelled before rushing Stephon in a flurry of attacks to his own vulnerable left side.
Skyblade sat next to Celeste and Pichu, surveying the battle. "Man, fights like these just kick all ass, don't they?"
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Post by Alastor on Oct 31, 2010 18:06:31 GMT -8
A!Kyon looked for his UMD, noticing it by the PSP, a smirk appeared on his face. "Skyblade, are you thinking what I am?
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Oct 31, 2010 18:07:29 GMT -8
"No, and why do I not want to?" Skyblade replied.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Oct 31, 2010 18:20:43 GMT -8
"Dogpool?" Yami!Shane frowned, "What's a..."
Promptly the aforementioned dogpool came bounding up and began to rip into Yami!Shane. All at once he felt panic.
What's going on?
Ten year old Shane whimpered, I'm afraid of dogs.
This is ridiculous!
Is it my turn yet?
Shut up!!
In the meantime I took another sip of iced tea, "Hmm that's interesting." I said, "So is Shane."
Shane had taken up his dagger now, but was promptly knocked back by the fireballs. He doused that quickly with an ice based spell and then proceeded to cast the same spell on Brandon just as he began to close in on him, freezing him in place.
Maric was blown off his feet temporarily, knocked to the ground and a bit rattled by the attack. He looked up just in time to parry an oncoming blow from Brianna. His flimsy Rapier bent radically under the pressure of the large metal keyblade. Maric jumped back, disengageing quickly to save his blade from being shattered and held a line out, waiting for Brianna to strike again.
Stephon winced a bit as an attack landed. He quickly shut out the rest with a fourth guard parry. Now things would get interesting. Left handed Brianna would have better defense against Stephon's attacks, but she would be just as shut out as he would. Quickly Stephon flipped his sword from a supinated position to a pronated one, putting him squarely in a first guard and then manuvered right around her blade, making a low cut.
I glanced at Skyblade, "That actually works you know. I've tried it. Pronated guards work wonders against lefties. It mixes up their guards and points your blade right at their target. Nifty isn't it?"
"You're not supposed to be helping Marik." Celeste pointed out, "They're being possessed you know."
"I'm a terrible person, you know that."
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Post by Alastor on Oct 31, 2010 18:27:52 GMT -8
Dogpool then ripped away the rod, throughing it to Deadpool. "Good dog!" Deadpool said, catching the rod.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Oct 31, 2010 18:45:44 GMT -8
Yami!Shane gave a grunt, struggling to get out from under the murderous canine. All of a sudden the thing grabbed the rod.
"Hey.. wait.. what are you..."
That was all he could get out before being pulled from his host and imprisoned back inside the rod. The specter of Shane flickered out being sucked back into his body and combining with his disembodied ten year old personality.
"Aww..." Shane let his hands drop. He looked a bit dejected, "I didn't get a turn."
Maric blinked pulling away from Twili, "Ye gods! What's going on?" he cried, pulling his blade away.
Stephon finished his cut, ending in a second guard position before blinking.
"Wait... what am I doing?" he asked, frowning.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 1, 2010 5:54:07 GMT -8
"Ow!" Brianna cried out, taking another hit. "Why I oughta...oh, you're dead now you little-wait, what?" She stopped herself when Stephon seemed to lower his guard. "Oh, no no no, not now!"
Twili also stopped her attack once their opponents took full control of their own bodies once more. "Whew...they were actually winning that." Twili said, panting. She turned to Brandon, who was still frozen. "Oh my gosh! Hold on!" She slashed at the giant block of ice, freeing Brandon from his prison. "Are you alright?" She said, holding him as he could barely stand upright. "I...I..." Brandon could barely mutter. "Brandon, don't scare me like this, just say something!" Twili said. "I WAS FROZEN TODAY!" Brandon shouted, leading to Twili dropping him in embarrassment. "Okay...sorry." "Oh, you..." Twili uttered, facepalming and laughing at the same time.
The three powered down, returning the powers to whence they came. "I got ripped off!" Brianna said, pouting as she lost her armor. "Why did you end it that early, Deadpool!? I was having the time of my life fighting like that! Man, this sucks on ice..." "Don't you remind me of ice already, sis." Brandon said, still feeling quite a chill. "Well, I'll admit, it was exciting." Twili said, pumped up from the fight. "Yeah, and it only took us A FEW MONTHS to do something like this! And not even in the actual RP! This is a real frickin' embarrassment..." Brianna said, throwing a Scout quote out twice in a row. "Hey, I enjoyed it." Skyblade said as the room seemed to return to normal. "YOU DIDN'T DO DIDDLY, OF COURSE YOU DID!" Brianna yelled. "Twili, is it wrong to want Polite Brianna back?" Brandon asked. "I'd say no at this point..." Twili replied.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 1, 2010 5:55:33 GMT -8
((AND IT GLITCHED AGAIN Slight reposting is in order.)) Twili also stopped her attack once their opponents took full control of their own bodies once more. "Whew...they were actually winning that." Twili said, panting. She turned to Brandon, who was still frozen. "Oh my gosh! Hold on!" She slashed at the giant block of ice, freeing Brandon from his prison. "Are you alright?" She said, holding him as he could barely stand upright. "I...I..." Brandon could barely mutter. "Brandon, don't scare me like this, just say something!" Twili said. "I WAS FROZEN TODAY!" Brandon shouted, leading to Twili dropping him in embarrassment. "Okay...sorry." "Oh, you..." Twili uttered, facepalming and laughing at the same time. The three powered down, returning the powers to whence they came. "I got ripped off!" Brianna said, pouting as she lost her armor. "Why did you end it that early, Deadpool!? I was having the time of my life fighting like that! Man, this sucks on ice..." "Don't you remind me of ice already, sis." Brandon said, still feeling quite a chill. "Well, I'll admit, it was exciting." Twili said, pumped up from the fight. "Yeah, and it only took us A FEW MONTHS to do something like this! And not even in the actual RP! This is a real frickin' embarrassment..." Brianna said, throwing a Scout quote out twice in a row. "Hey, I enjoyed it." Skyblade said as the room seemed to return to normal. "YOU DIDN'T DO DIDDLY, OF COURSE YOU DID!" Brianna yelled. "Twili, is it wrong to want Polite Brianna back?" Brandon asked. "I'd say no at this point..." Twili replied.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 1, 2010 7:39:23 GMT -8
"Hmm, Shadow realm is gone." Celeste commented, swallowing another bite of popcorn, "That doesn't mean you can't keep killing each other."
"Well they don't really have a reason to." I pointed out.
Celeste shrugged, "They'll work something out. Point is, I want to see someone's head rolling."
"So.. wait..." Stephon murmured, "What happened here again?"
"The ten year old side of my split personality and the evil side of an ancient egyptian's split personality teamed up and tried to kill Brandon and his group by taking over your minds and turning you into slaves. Also, this all loosely ties into a children's card game." Shane explained.
"Wow." Maric blinked, "That's... really weird."
"Not half as weird as most of the things you say, Maric." Stephon pointed out.
"I know." Maric said, "That's why it's weird. I wasn't the one saying it."
He lowered his head, his pride hurt.
"Do weird people take pride in their weirdness?" Stephon asked, "Isn't that just a little..."
"Weird?" Celeste finished.
"Yeaahh.." Stephon kneeded his temples, "I'm going to drop this one right now."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 1, 2010 7:48:58 GMT -8
"Wait, we can keep going?" Brianna asked. "Grr...you idiots, I'm gonna win this! No draw for me!" She pulled out her normal sword and slashed an unsuspecting Stephon, totally beheading the poor guy.
She screamed.
Brandon, Skyblade and Twili were shocked, to say the least, at Brianna's dirty tactic. "Oh, he'll come back. Just give him a minute." Brianna said.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 1, 2010 16:04:38 GMT -8
Celeste and Maric exchanged glances as Stephon's head dropped to the ground. Shane counted to ten, and by the tenth count Stephon was back on his feet.
"How'd you know that?" Celeste asked.
"He had a spawn counter over his head." Shane replied, "You're just not looking hard enough."
Stephon blinked, rubbing his neck, "That's... that's bizarre." he admitted, turning around to Brianna, "And that is poor swordsmanship my lady." He whipped out his blade bringing it down hard enough on the girl's to wrench it from her grip. His grabbed the hilt of the sword with his other hand just as it came around and then pointed it at the girl's throat.
"And this is what good swordsmanship looks like." he smirked, "Your guard was weak."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 1, 2010 16:25:35 GMT -8
"Tough talk coming from a guy who didn't put up his dukes just because he wasn't possessed any more. But hey, you got me there." Brianna said. "The fact that this is on a post-by-post basis makes countering way too easy for ANYONE, don't you think?" Skyblade pointed out. "You'd be commanding us every waking second if this was a LIVE chat roleplay." Brandon noted. "A guy can dream, can't he?" Skyblade shrugged. "And Stephon...you realize who you're talking to, right? Brianna hasn't, nor will ever care about proper swordmanship. The only 'proper' she needs is being able to hold the thing up, and that's about it. She makes up her own rules as she goes along." Twili explained. "Think me...but female...and permanently hyped up on sugar." Brandon added. "Well? Come on, Mr. Proper Swordsmanship! Finish me already! Don't tell me you're gonna be 'proper' and all that jazz and refuse to finish off an unarmed foe!" "Gah...STEPHON! SHUT HER UP, IF ONLY TEMPORARILY!" Brandon yelled.
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