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Post by Alastor on Apr 3, 2011 13:16:16 GMT -8
Lyra: Remember the old Older Than They Look? The anime one? That worked and yet... Anyway, I have an idea given from Puzzle's *highfives* fic: a spin off site with forum about the adventures of the SS Snark, the boat of mystery. Idea for the story is Commandor Alastor retires from service in the Mecha-Pony Allience of Ass-Kicking for Pepsi (tm) and Peace and buys a mysterious boat that travels the multiverse. He than gathers a crew from across the multiverse, going where no boat has gone before.
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Post by PuzzleChick on Apr 3, 2011 14:14:26 GMT -8
Let's talk about something happy, shall we? Like... OOOH! The renaming of the Volturi in the last chapter. I mean, she says she'll rename them to sound hot, but then re-renames one because he isn't? That's just... crazy. That whole thing really is quite crazy, isn't it? Besides the fact that she changed Caius' name and I still think Caius is a pretty badass (and therefore hot) name. u_u Even more ironically, she changed their names because they were old and boring, and Nicholas (which is what I think she was going for with Nikalas...) is an extremely old name.
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Post by Chibithulhu on Apr 3, 2011 16:38:04 GMT -8
Oooh! I sign up for the ship cook, Alastor!
Yeah, anyone named Caius has a certain amount of badass-ness. I was in a Shakespeare Camp once where we put on an abridged version of Julius Caesar in two weeks, with all the main parts played by girls (it was a middle school summer camp). Since there wasn't enough time to learn all the lines, some of the parts, like Cassius, were split in two. So Cassius had a twin named Caius. I thought it was a pretty awesome name then, still do now. Of course, most cool names have been around for well over a century, haven't they?
I'd see that as evidence of trolling, but I still think if she is a troll, she should be getting paid for this.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Apr 3, 2011 20:13:00 GMT -8
Alastor, can I join your Multiverse-ship thing?
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Post by PuzzleChick on Apr 4, 2011 7:09:10 GMT -8
I'll join the ship too! Will we each be from our own multiverse, or are we all from one and upon the ship we sail across multiverses?
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Post by Chibithulhu on Apr 4, 2011 12:33:05 GMT -8
Hey, we're the only people interested in this fail. That means we must be crew members, according to the crackfic.
I responded to that one... Afraid I ranted a bit, but that's what happens when I start getting pissed off over something so stupid. There's no reason it can't be on both pages.
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Post by Lyra on Apr 4, 2011 14:16:08 GMT -8
I'll join the ship too! Will we each be from our own multiverse, or are we all from one and upon the ship we sail across multiverses? By mutliverse do you mean various fandoms, or just universes in general?
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Post by PuzzleChick on Apr 4, 2011 14:28:43 GMT -8
^ Uhh...I mean pretending like each of us is a fictional character in a world of our choosing, which may or may not be based on a fandom of our choice. In my head, the multiverses we'd be sailing across would be various fandoms.
Alastor? Want to weigh in with an explanation? xD
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Post by Lady Phoenix on Apr 4, 2011 18:31:45 GMT -8
*sigh* I was suppose to finish Brewdening Love . . . but I just couldn't touch that ONE chapter
Blech!
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Post by Anya the Purple on Apr 4, 2011 20:08:17 GMT -8
^You should finish! I miss your snarks!
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Post by Alastor on Apr 4, 2011 20:14:23 GMT -8
Multiple fandoms are the universes, we're just from different versions of TS-Land and I basicly kidnap ya'll , Brian, and Hugo. Who's our token mad sciencist. The gimmick is that we can't interact with the universe so we just snark the shit out of the idoicy.
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Post by Lyra on Apr 4, 2011 20:36:18 GMT -8
^Brian and Hugo are on the ship? AWESOME. It almost makes me think we should do a group snark or something.
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Post by Alastor on Apr 4, 2011 21:21:09 GMT -8
That's the idea. XD We do group snarks every now and then.
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Post by Lady Phoenix on Apr 4, 2011 21:28:56 GMT -8
So maybe I'll just skip over the problem chapter that enraged me so (more than the others) and continue my snarkings from there.
And, yes, the special guest will appear (if anyone remembers XD )
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Apr 4, 2011 22:08:03 GMT -8
So... what am I on the crew Al?
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Post by PuzzleChick on Apr 5, 2011 4:20:06 GMT -8
Multiple fandoms are the universes, we're just from different versions of TS-Land and I basicly kidnap ya'll , Brian, and Hugo. Who's our token mad sciencist. The gimmick is that we can't interact with the universe so we just snark the shit out of the idoicy. This sounds like an awesome plan indeed. Especially with Brian and Hugo aboard.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2011 4:30:03 GMT -8
*sighs at own incompetence* After spending most of an hour trying to push Can You Feel The Love Tonight? ( Both versions!) through the BL-filter to get something resembling a Brugo song ( Can You Feel Their Love Tonight? ;D), I simply gave up. Maybe love songs aren't my thing, but I can not get that song to work, at least not without changing very little and/or not caring about keeping the rhyme. Sorry, Puzzle (and others). I did manage to BL-ify another song, though. Seems I'm better at writing hate songs for some reason. Her anger Her gloat Evil as plain as the fic that she wrote
Her anger (We answered:) Her gloat ("Defer!") She wanted trouble, we gave it to her
Her anger (We answered:) She won't change her way Her anger (We answered) She hates 'cause they're gay Evil as plain as the fic that she wrote Keep on hating, our hate baiting
Her anger (We answered:) Just leave them alone Her gloat ("Defer!") Hater, go back to your own She wanted trouble, we gave it to her Keep on hating, our hate baiting
Brewdening Love Scorn and hate Being banned will be her fate Cause she won't let them live We will not forget what we can not forgive
For she was always a troll Like she'll always just be a troll She was always just a troll All she is
We were told she was banned We were so naïve Who'd have known she would do what she's done? Now we know that she'll always be just a troll
She was always a troll
Her anger Her gloat Her anger Her gloat Her anger
Gloat: malicious satisfaction Defer: submit or yield to another's wish or opinion Naive/naïve: marked by or showing unaffected simplicity and lack of guile or worldly experience
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Post by Alastor on Apr 5, 2011 9:55:15 GMT -8
So... what am I on the crew Al? The sanest one.
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Apr 5, 2011 10:14:00 GMT -8
...That's a scary thought.
Why am I the sane one?
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Post by PuzzleChick on Apr 5, 2011 14:06:30 GMT -8
@ Creek: *applauds* I like it! Don't feel bad about not creating many love songs. Your hate songs are pretty cool too, they're like anthems. I feel like raising my fist in solidarity to them. Whereas love songs just make me fluffy. xD
@ Alastor: Ooh, are you going to assign each of us a position in the crew?
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Post by Chibithulhu on Apr 5, 2011 17:48:23 GMT -8
On a completely random note... Is it just me, or did Erin completely forget/ignore the Cullens' powers? I don't think they're ever actually addressed.
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Post by Lady Phoenix on Apr 5, 2011 22:59:36 GMT -8
On a completely random note... Is it just me, or did Erin completely forget/ignore the Cullens' powers? I don't think they're ever actually addressed. I don't think it matters anyway since the rest of Cullens appear only, like, 1% of the time. The rest of the time, It's "Ward, Ward, Ward" with romantic sexy tiemz. No actually fighting or conflict (or if there is, it's usually extremely short)
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Post by Alastor on Apr 5, 2011 23:11:34 GMT -8
@puzzle: General idea of personalities, all flanderized from how we act on TS. For example, your basicly always wearing Yaoi Goggles (and at times, yuri goggles) while we take my fanboyism for Evangelion and geekery to eleven. All in self parody, of course. ...That's a scary thought.
Why am I the sane one? Your not sane, just the least insane. Teaparty with Chibi's Uncle Cthulhu.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2011 1:58:46 GMT -8
@ Creek: *applauds* I like it! Don't feel bad about not creating many love songs. Your hate songs are pretty cool too, they're like anthems. I feel like raising my fist in solidarity to them. Whereas love songs just make me fluffy. xD Yes, songs of our cause to rally around! I like this interpretation, it's like the Marseillaise. *starts digging through lyrics archive for more bile to throw at Erin*
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Post by PuzzleChick on Apr 6, 2011 4:27:44 GMT -8
@ Alastor: Ahh, I understand now. I do love a good self-parody. x3 *prances away to polish le Slash Goggles*
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Apr 6, 2011 6:59:30 GMT -8
Great... some I'm the straight man...
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Post by Chibithulhu on Apr 6, 2011 11:29:19 GMT -8
Yaaay! *Pause* Wait. First we need a virgin sacrifice. He's kinda picky about his food.
I know they don't appear much in BL, but during, say, Edward's Birthday she thinks she could plan a surprise party for a mind reader. This amuses me, seeing as it's like trying to plan a surprise party for Alice. Then again, she also has vampires eat cake during that piece of crap, so it's entirely possible she doesn't even remember what a vampire is, much less a meyerpire.
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Post by PuzzleChick on Apr 6, 2011 13:56:03 GMT -8
^ I still think Erin ate the whole cake herself. I mean, she must have KNOWN vampires don't eat cake, so the only reason she could have bought it was for herself.
I'm going to assume Edward doesn't have his powers though, because when he meets Brian he says he doesn't trust him but doesn't know why. If he had his powers he'd just read Brian's mind and figure out that Brian was planning to burn Joan's house down and rescue Hugo. Unless he can't read Brian's mind because his thoughts are protected by an impenetrable layer of awesome, of course.
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