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Post by Alastor on Apr 6, 2011 16:42:29 GMT -8
What does that make me, dare I ask? Speaker of tropes, translator of Erin-ese.
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Post by PiedPiperPluto on Apr 6, 2011 17:04:03 GMT -8
May I join the crew, too, please?
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Post by Chibithulhu on Apr 6, 2011 18:57:00 GMT -8
^ I still think Erin ate the whole cake herself. I mean, she must have KNOWN vampires don't eat cake, so the only reason she could have bought it was for herself. I'm going to assume Edward doesn't have his powers though, because when he meets Brian he says he doesn't trust him but doesn't know why. If he had his powers he'd just read Brian's mind and figure out that Brian was planning to burn Joan's house down and rescue Hugo. Unless he can't read Brian's mind because his thoughts are protected by an impenetrable layer of awesome, of course. Of course, that just raises another question- why bother with more than one slice of cake? Maybe it's just where I live, but plenty of bakeries sell portions of a full cake. Cheaper, too. Or, novel thought, cupcakes. They're small, and can be stored for later... Of course, who am I kidding? Logic doesn't matter in Suefics.
Well, of course his thoughts are protected by awesome. When you beat out a mind reader in awesomeness by at least ten times, like Brian does, the reader can't get in. That's why Occlumency masters spend an hour a day meditating on their own awesome deeds. But the amount of other stuff Edwart misses when there are attempts at plot means he probably doesn't have that power, anyway.
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Apr 6, 2011 21:27:26 GMT -8
So, if I'm the sanest one... that makes me the first officer like Mr. Gibbs right?
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Post by Anya the Purple on Apr 7, 2011 5:15:37 GMT -8
Can I be on your snark-ship?
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Apr 17, 2011 5:11:51 GMT -8
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Post by PuzzleChick on Apr 17, 2011 5:23:07 GMT -8
Oh...my...ajdfja;kljfsafa;fl
That is the most beautiful thing ever. xD LOOK AT HER CREEPY ASS STARE IN THE THIRD PANEL. And in the second...her boobs are like...levitating. (would a "girl, calm your tits?" reference be inappropriate here?) Don't even get me started on Edward's expression in the second panel...
Oh lawd, I hope she continues this. It almost makes up for her not updating the fic. xD
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Post by SkeksisGirl on Apr 17, 2011 5:27:06 GMT -8
DO EET!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2011 13:19:24 GMT -8
My GOD.
Either that "GAFIC NOVL" takes place over an extended period of time, or it has the worst continuity EVER.
Panel 1: Erin has a pink shirt and green eyes. "Wardy" has a dark blue sweater.
Panel 2: Erin has a light blue shirt. Her eyes are brown with light blue scleras. Her breasts have decreased in size but defy gravity instead. Wardy has a pink shirt.
Panel 3: Erin's hair has turned light brown. Her left eye has a multi-colored sclera.
Ohmygod so many spelling errors. She has to be doing it on purpose. It's like she's mocking us.
LOL, "WEN I GET BETA IT WILL BE GUD". Gud is Swedish for God.
Tl;dr: It's like she wants us to mock her.
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Post by Chibithulhu on Apr 17, 2011 16:44:17 GMT -8
I know. This must be a troll. I give, I give. *Laughs*
Didja notice she even ADMITS he's mean? And how he's staring at her as she goes all creepy-stalker with that look that says "Who the hell are you"? Niiiice.
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Post by Lyra on Apr 17, 2011 16:53:24 GMT -8
^Didn't she say something like that in Chapter 1 too, though? Where she constantly said Ward was mad but would eventually come around?
Anyway, either she was a troll from the start or she realizes that crappiness is getting her more attention than if she wrote and drew decently. Either way, it's not as fun anymore.
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Post by Anya the Purple on Apr 17, 2011 20:04:23 GMT -8
Still good for a laugh, IMO. I just wonder what's gonna happen if she ever gets to the Brugo handcuffs scene in her gafic novl.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2011 0:50:09 GMT -8
If she is a troll, then you really have to admire her tenacity (much as I hate to admit it). EDIT: Breaking News! Chapter (yes, she actually calls them chapters) Two is up! erinofthecullenclan.deviantart.com/#/d3e9h2mI'd comment on how her arms look like penises in panel 1, but then I noticed Wardy's "hands" in panel 5. XD
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Post by Chibithulhu on Apr 18, 2011 8:55:18 GMT -8
... Ow. Eyes. Bleeding. Wish she'd update one of the fics, though.
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Post by annaofcrazyland on Apr 18, 2011 9:44:24 GMT -8
InĀ“the last panel, it looks like she's checking out Ward's arse.
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Post by Lyra on Apr 18, 2011 11:06:05 GMT -8
I love how one of the guys is randomly shirtless. It's just like Twilight!
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Post by PiedPiperPluto on Apr 18, 2011 11:14:25 GMT -8
My computer refused to load the first "chapter" when I first tried to look at it. I think it was trying to protect me.
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Post by PuzzleChick on Apr 18, 2011 14:34:55 GMT -8
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD GUIZ...GUIZ I'M DYING OMG.
I'm sorry, I just can't stop staring at the penis!arms...
This is so horrible that it's great. I mean, I'd rather that she update the fic itself, but I'm willing to take this because it's awful damn lulzy too. (Especially since now maybe we'll get canon for Hugo's hair/eye and Brian's eye colors...)
And yeah, I love how Emmett is randomly not wearing a shirt. xDDD
(Also, apparently the Bible is a manga. The title is on the wrong side.)
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Post by Lyra on Apr 18, 2011 15:52:27 GMT -8
Hey- I just realized. We'll finally get canon Brugo artwork! Someone should make a collage of the Brugo-y goodness when it happens... Assuming she makes it that far, of course. Erin is notorious for not finishing things- look at Truelove Fight.
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Post by Lady Phoenix on Apr 18, 2011 16:34:03 GMT -8
Hey- I just realized. We'll finally get canon Brugo artwork! Someone should make a collage of the Brugo-y goodness when it happens... Assuming she makes it that far, of course. Erin is notorious for not finishing things- look at Truelove Fight. Or Brewdening Love
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2011 0:37:16 GMT -8
(Also, apparently the Bible is a manga. The title is on the wrong side.) There is at least one manga adaptation of the Bible that I know of. One could assume that this is what Erin was going for, but I wouldn't give her that much credit. Also, a minor nitpick: Erin said this was a "GAFIC NOVL". Doesn't "graphic novel" indicate that it is, you know, in printed form? This is more of a webcomic.
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Post by PuzzleChick on Apr 19, 2011 4:15:18 GMT -8
^ Well, there was that suspiciously specific denial about not being a weeaboo that one time...but I suspect she really just mixed up the sides.
But a webcomic isn't as speshul as one's very own GAFIC NOVEL!!1elebenty!!!1!one!!!
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Post by Chibithulhu on Apr 19, 2011 7:04:36 GMT -8
Twilight World hasn't been finished, either.
Also note: - Randomly changing hair colors on Edwart and Joan! (Okay, I'll admit Joan was canon, but still) - Rosalie's hair is... Pink? Can vampires dye their hair? - Edwart's eyes are inexplicably purple! Maybe that means he drinks synthetic blood? - And of course, Emmett seems to be severely deformed in BL-verse. Perhaps that's why he's not wearing a shirt?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2011 10:57:44 GMT -8
I love how everyone has light blue scleras. And apparently Jasper suffers from heterochromia. Jasper is, for some reason, a giant compared to everyone else and has, if you take a closer look, at least a hole in his abdomen through to the other side of his body, as you can see the wall behind him.
I wonder which of the females is Rosalie and which one is Alice. The longer hair would indicate that Greenshirt!Female is Rosalie, but Pinkshirt!Female has bigger breasts BEGAR BOONS, and we all know how ErinJoan defines an "attractive woman".
Panel 2!Edward has hair bigger than his head and Panel 3!Ed has breasts.
There! Did I miss anything? ;D
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Post by Hlessi-Roo on Apr 19, 2011 12:42:45 GMT -8
I have just seen the "Gafic Noval". Oh my God. Holy StarClan. By the Seven Volcanoes. Frith in Inle. Thumbnails of Thor. I could use curses from every continuum I know of and still not have enough to express my reaction to this. The third panel... scares me.... Though I have just looked at the second comic. The second panel is so hilariously derpy. I honestly hate this fic. Not only does it have all the Mary Sues, bad writing, as well as her goddamn homophobia, but what pisses me off on a personal level is her view that you must be Christian, have a huge chest and a boyfriend to be considered a good person. If you don't have any of these things, then you're automatically a "not-nice" person in her eyes. Of course the fic is offensive in so many more noticeable ways, but this... this practically sexist views make me want to reach through the computer screen and strangle her for offending me personally. *Cough* Er, with my rant aside, I believe someone was saying something about a snarking boat of some sort? I have a bit of experience under my belt snark-wise, so if you need a cabin boy- er... girl... I'd be honored to tag along. *Also kids- extra cookies and brain bleach if you know where said curses are from!*
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Post by PuzzleChick on Apr 19, 2011 16:29:13 GMT -8
I'm pretty sure that pinkshirt!girl is Alice, because of the short hair. That seems to be the one thing Erin can keep consistent. Although Rosalie is supposed to be a blond, so maybe greenshirt!girl is Victoria lurking among them?
In the last panel of chapter 2, I kind of want to write a speech bubble above Joan's head that says DAT ASS in giant letters. Because we all know that's what she's thinking.
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Post by PuzzleChick on Apr 19, 2011 17:43:21 GMT -8
AKFJA;DLJFALDFGS; Good enough for me! =D I would karma you, but I don't want to ruin your perfect 7's...and for some reason your internet-o-meter link won't work. So I offer you hugs and cinnamon rolls instead. =3
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